At Youkai academy students live in dorm rooms. Up until around a decade ago they were strictly separated between the genders. However right before the Headmaster left he changed the rules. Ostensibly this was to raise gender awareness and help monsters better coexist with situations they might face is the real world. The new headmaster, Tsukune Aono, had a strange feeling it was meant to see how he'd respond to the situation when he took power.
Not wanting to look like he was trying to undermine the Headmasters legacy, Tsukune kept the system. The new ratio was 1/3 all boys rooms, 1/3 all girl rooms, and 1/3 coed rooms. Despite a few notorious incidents the rules have yet to change. Although the school has in recent years started to take exactly who they send to these coed rooms under consideration. The silver lining to all this is that the school now has a place to put monsters known for excessively pining after their own gender. Noise complaints in the all boys and all girls' rooms have dropped 15%. The coed rooms however remain a controversial measure.
As luck would have it Ice Aono ended up in one of these rooms. She was a bit nervous at first. Her older sisters had told her horror stories about these places. Every now and then all sorts of unpleasant situations occurred to her. Right around the point when she was starting to consider how to dispose of a body, some one came in.
Ice raised an eyebrow at this new arrival, "hey Kasumi. What are you doing here?"
"I'm your new room mate. It's a good thing we ended up together. We're cousins and we won't have to deal with awkward stuff like every body else."
Ice fidgeted about nervously. On one hand what he was saying made perfect sense. On the other hand a thousand scenes from her older sisters messed up manga's were flashing through her head. Dang it Kino!
"Well it was nice seeing you again. Good night"
Ice got into bed and shut her eyes. She'd deal with the mental trauma she'd endured later.
When Ice opened up her eyes again it was the middle of the night. Some girl had her cousin pinned against a wall. Oh, so this was that kind of story. She wasn't in the mood to deal with this right now so she went back to bed.
When she woke up her cousin had the strangest look on his face.
"Ice, theoretically speaking, if some one uses you to get something they need and then leaves once they're done. What does that make you?"
"A tool", suggested Ice.
"Ice, I think I'd like to take a nice long shower"
"You go do that buddy"
In a decrepit old classroom located at the farthest corner of the school Seras had made her new home. Apparently there were some minor concerns over her emotional state. For some crazy reason the headmaster thought it might have something to do with the class she was teaching. So she went from teaching French to something a bit less depressing.
"Hello there, today we'll be learning about guns"
Her students exchanged looks.
"Humans have been using guns for quite a long time. They're much better at killing things then people give them credit for. So we will be studying various kinds of weapons and what they can do to monsters"
Seras pulled a massive gun out of somewhere. The students had no idea where the huge gun came from. They just new it was really freaking big.
"This is an anti tank rifle. Its high explosive shells can harm many types of enemies. It can also be rather messy"
The blonde haired friendly vampire then pulled something else out. The kids went bug eyed as she pulled out two even bigger guns.
"These are 30mm auto cannons and this is an ammunition back pack. I'd show you the rockets but they can make a mess as well."
The students looked understandably concerned by all of this.
"Could half of the class please move to the left side of the room"
They did as they were told. They were torn between keeping their eyes on the weapons she'd already pulled out and keeping their eyes on her. Both seemed to be very credible threats.
Without further ado Seras pulled out a 88mm flack gun out of somewhere. The massive anti aircraft gun filled up nearly half the room. It's barrel almost reached the other end of the decrepit old classroom.
"Any questions?"
A little girl with long black hair and a devilish grin raised her hand.
"Would you happen to have anything bigger, Police girl."
Tsukune was chilling in his beastly office like he always did. Going over the staff, making sure all the students needs were accounted for, and considering the Merits of abolishing the coed dorms.
Tsukune's silent musings where interrupted when a voice came over his speakers. " Headmaster Aono, there's an angry Scottish witch here to see you".
"Send her in please"
Blam! The door to his office flew open and Mrs. McGonagall entered.
"Greatings headmaster", she said. What she really meant to say was, fuck you.
"Ah, Minerva, to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?"
"Your school has been sending letters to my students!"
"Witch's are monsters"
"Am I?"
"Is there a good answer to that question?"
Minerva countenance was something terrible to behold. Her cold hard gaze was as chilling as the winters howl, or a French kiss from Mizore.
"I understand why you're mad", began Tsukune, "Maybe we can work this out?"
"Stop sending letters to my students. This is your last warning Headmaster."
Minerva turned and walked out. Her robe blowing majestically as she left the Headmaster to consider what he'd done. Just to make sure he wouldn't be forgetting this visit any time soon she transfigured a clock into a time bomb on her way out.
"Kurumu, can you tell me what the source of that mysterious ticking noise is?"
"It's a time bomb"
"Not again"
BOOM!
Character Bio
Name: Kasumi Aono
Species: Human?
Height: 173 centimeters
Weight: 63.5 Kg
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Build: Very Average
Psych Evaluation: Insomnia, ADHD, Dyslexia, and Hypomania.
Recommended Treatment: Hire an actual therapist.
Other Pertinent Information: The world's smallest squirrel is the African pygmy squirrel. The little guy is only 10 cm long. In other words it's about the size of a small mouse, or half the size of Kasumi's [Message redacted].