The moon was hung low in the sky. It was almost a full moon tonight. They were all just a day off of that night of madness. All of the children were snug in their beds. Youkai Academy was safe and secure.

Seras Vicoria was also tucked up in her bed. She was smiling in her sleep. The silver light of the moon danced upon her pale skin. Maybe she should get a little more color. It sure was hard to get a good tan as a vampire. Technically she could make it look like she had darker skin, but it just wouldn't be the same.

This beautiful silver light was basking her in a luminescent glow when the visitor arrived.

"Police girl, police girl, you need to get a tan"

Her eyes flew open. There was a girl with very long raven black hair standing on top of her bed.

"It's good to see you again, Seras"

She tried to find the right words, couldn't find them.

"M-Master, what are you doing here"

"Well besides not being dead, I've come to see you. Is that really so hard to believe"

"Are you wearing a students uniform?"

"Well its more flattering on me while I'm in girl form anyways. There's quite a draft in here by the way. Some one should fix that"

Seras couldn't believe what she was seeing. Her mouth was agape. She looked a bit like some one who'd been told Santa Claus wasn't real and that Herman Caine had been elected president. Shock, fear, and WTF were all present. Sanity however was not.

"From the look on your face I take it that you are rather surprised to see me. It's good to see you too Seras. How's your day been?"

She still had that ridiculous expression on her face.

"Cool, well is it okay of I crash here tonight. The dorm rooms are a bit of a drag. Ever tried to share a room with an Ice girl before? No matter how much you fiddle with the thermostat its still cold"

Her face was still stuck in that ridiculous state.

"Police girl, Hermes could use a rim job"

Immediately Seras snapped out of her stupor.

"What, where am I?"

"Don't worry. Everything is under control now Seras, because I'm here to help. Clearly our chances of victory have increased dramatically"

"What are we trying to do again master?"

"Oh, lots of things. First things first though do you have any tampons? This body always acts up around the full moon. Killing all those souls inside me sure does have its side affects."

"Um, they're down in the bottom cabinet"

"Thank you Seras, you can go back to sleep now"

"But I'm not tired"

Girly Card snapped their fingers, and Seras fell into a very deep sleep.

OG bobby Aono be chilling in their new dank crib, which used to be the schools old cafeteria. It was closed a while back after a series of most unfortunate events. Soylent Grey is [Message redacted].

Any ways the big vamp daddy was going over paperwork when his secretary Kurumu came into the room. She looked nervous, or maybe that was anxiety, or doubt?

"Tsukune, we need to talk"

"What is it Kurumu?"

"I've been offered a job at NASA, and I've been thinking about accepting it. The thing is I need to ask you a favor."

Headmaster Aono activated their poker face and nodded.

"I need you to look after my daughter while I'm gone. She just came to school this year. If something happens to me then some one has to look after her. Some one like you Tsukune"

"I accept"

"Really?" Before Aono had time to respond Kurumu leapt forward and gave him a bone-crushing hug. Her eyes started to water. "Thank you, Tsukune, thank you". She embraced him with all the strength she had. They'd been friends for so long. He saved her, he gave her a second chance, he was the one who'd got away, and he was the bestest friend any one could ever ask for.

"Kurumu, why are you crying?"

"Tsukune, I think I love you"

"I know"

Kurumu didn't say anything for the longest time. She just held him in her arms. He didn't understand. She didn't want his body, or his soul, what she really wanted was him. The way he smiled, the way he cared, and every bit of him from his head to his toe was precious to her. She was happy for him when he married Mocha. It was one of the happiest days of her life. The way he smiled when he saw the bride, a look like that could last a lifetime. Kurumu loved him and nothing could ever change that.

When she finally did let go she closed her eyes. The blue haired hopeless suitor made a wish. She prayed that he'd be happy. Kurumu couldn't take back her tears, or the way she felt. This was her life. This was who she was.

Her and Tsukune weren't meant to be.

Youkai Academy can be a very dangerous place. Kasumi Aono was walking to his final class of the day when he felt some one grab him from behind. He woke up several hours later with a rather nasty headache. Why was he in the girl's bathroom? Where did his pants go? Why was his sister here?

"You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get you back"

"What?"

"Kasumi, I've got a confession to make. I think I'm a monster"

"Really?"

"That's not important. What's important is that you're safe. Now lets get you back to your room. Which one is it?"

"I'll show you"

With as much dignity as they could muster, Kasumi Aono walked down the hallways of Youkai academy half naked. Eventually Kasumi found his dorm and opened up the door. He walked in on Ice shaving her legs.

"Kasumi, what are you doing here?"

"This is my room"

"Ok, what I meant to say is what are you doing here half naked with your sister lurking behind you"

"That's actually a pretty good question. I'm sort of out of pants by the way. Can I borrow some of yours?"

"I'm a girl"

"Which means?"

Ice pointed to a freshly pressed girls uniform on the bed. Kasumi took a deep breath and walked up to it. Some one had to be pulling his leg. Still, it was better then going starkers. So with much trepidation Kasumi Aono put on the girls uniform.

He turned towards his purple haired sister. "So how are you doing Rin?"

"Fine, things have been going great for me."

Kasumi let out a deep sigh. Why did life have to be so hard?

Character Bio

Name: Rin Shirayuki

Species: yuki-onna

Height: 190.5 cm

Weight: 102.5 kg

Hair: Purple

Eyes: Blue

Build: Meatier then normal

Psych Evaluation: Subject exhibits: Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Pyromania, Disruptive mood dysregulation disorder, Hyperkinetic disorder and Pyrophobia.

Recommended Treatment: Cognitive behavioral therapy, psychothropic medication regimes, Hugs, fire safety courses and talk therapy.

Other Pertinent information: The Japanese branch of McDonalds filed a restraining order against Rin Shirayuki September 4th 2024.