AN: To everyone who keeps flaming this: GET A LIFE! I bet you probably don't know who Gerard Way is! You're probably all preps and posers! Anyway, someone hacked into my account in November, and they put up my last chapter, but now there is a new one. I'm sorry for not updating for a while, but I've been really busy. I'm trying to finish the story before the new movie comes out. I'm going on vacation for a month. I'll be back in about two weeks.

OMFG! Draco is so hot in all the pictures for the new movie! I wanted Gerard Way to make a cameo appearance, lol. He should play Draco.

If you flame, I'll slit my wrists!

Raven! You rock, girl! Have fun in England!

When I woke up, I was in a strange room. I looked around. I was wearing the same outfit I had when I performed with XBlakXTearX! I looked around, confused. It was the Nurse's office, but it looked different! On the wall was a picture of Marilyn Manson! (just imagine that he is an 80s goffik band too, okay, 'cause he is older then Panic! at the Disco or MCR) there was also a goffik black Beatles calendar with a picture of the Beatles wearing eyeliner and black clothes. It said '1980.'

"OMFG! I'm back in time again!" I screamed loudly. Suddenly, Satan (this is actually Voldemort for photo references!). Voldemort was wearing a black leather jacket, black skinny jeans, and fishnet pants. He looked so sexy, I almost had an orgasm!

"OMFG! Ebony, are you okay?" He asked.

"Yeah, I'm okay for your information," I snapped (sexily). "OMG! Am I dead?" I remembered I had jumped in front of the bullet from James's gun. I also remembered seeing Draco doing it with Snape!

I guessed that when I had slit my wrists I had went back in time instead of dying. I knew I could go forward in time if I found a Time-Turner or the time machine.

"No, you're not dead," Satan reassured me (suicidally) as he smoked a cigarette (sexily) and smoke came all over his face. "You're a vampire, so you can't die from a bullet. Come on, now, let's go see how Harry's dad is doing."

I knew that the real reason I didn't die from the bullet was because I was from the future. "What the fuck? James almost shot Lucius!" I said indignantly. I knew that James had really been possessed, but I didn't want him to know I knew.

"Yeah, I know, but he had a headache, and he was under a lot of stress," Satan reasoned (evilly).

"I guess that's ok." I said because James hadn't really shot Lucian. Also I noo that Lucian wood now have two arms instead of one. I walked (seductively) outside with Satan. Suddeni I saw a totally sexy goffik bi guy! He had bleached blond hair with black streaks down to his ears and he was wearing (goffik) black eyeliner, a black Green Day shirt (it showed Billy Joe with blond hair since it was the 80s), black Converse shoes, and black baggy pants. He walked in (all sexily) like Gerard Way in the video for I Don't 3 You Like I Did Yesterday, and you could see a black tear on his face like the women in that video.

"Hey," he said all quietly.

"Who the fuck is that?" I asked angrily, because I did not know him.

"This is Hedwig!" Said Voldemort. "He used to be in XBlackXTearX too, but he had to drop out 'cause he broke his arm.

"Hey, Hedwig," I said seductively, even though I was not trying to be.

"Lol! Hi, Ebony," He answered, but then he ran away, because he had Care of Magical Creatures. He was humming 'Welcome To The Black Parade' under his breath( I know that it's not 80s, but pretend it is, okay!)

"Bye," I said (sexily).

"That was Hedwig. He used to be my boyfriend, but we broke up," Satan said sadly, looking at his black nails.

"OMFG! I can get you back together!" I said, fingering something I didn't know was in my pocket- a black Cute is What we Aim For video iPod that I could take videos with (Does anyone else know about them? They kick ass!).

"Okay, you can forget about your class for now, Hedwig. I'm going to show you something great!" I lead them to the Great Hall. "Come on, you guys."

Lucius, James, Sirius, and Snape were all in the Great Hall. Lucius wouldn't talk with James because he had tried to shoot him.

"Go fuck yourself, you fucking douche!" He shouted at him. "Draco is never going to be friends with Vampire now!"

"Yeah, go fuck yourself, Samaro!" Snape agreed, but I knew he was lying, 'cause it had been his fault James had almost shot Lucius.

"Be quiet, you guys," I said (sexily). My plan was working out great. Now I could make Voldemort good without doing it with him! Now Vampire's dad would never die!

"Okay, Satan and Hedwig, you guys can start making out," I said, and started to film them with the iPod.

"Cool," said Sirius, as Voldemort and Hedwig started to make out (sexily). We watched as they started to take each other's clothes off (sexily). Samaro, Serious, Snake and Lucius all watched 'cause they were probably bi. I knew Snape was bi.

"Oh my fucking God! Voldemort! Voldemort!" Screamed Hedwig as his cock touched Voldemort's.

But suddenly, everything stopped as the door opened and in came... Dumbledore and Mr. Norris!

Editor's Note: I couldn't help but bold 'smoke came all over his face.' Childish, sure, but friggin' hilarious too:P