AN: I think after this, I will have about two or three more chapters. Fangs to all my reviewers! Not the flamers! if you flamed this story, then you suck! If you flame, then fuck you!

I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty, except for one person. Draco was there! He sat there, in deadly gloom, in his black '666' t-shirt and his baggy black pants. He had slit his wrists! I felt mad at him for having sex with Snape, but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way, with his red eyes and his pale white face.

"Draco, are you okay?" I asked.

"I'm not okay!" he screamed. I thought of the MCR song, and I got even more depressed, 'cause that song always makes me cry. I gave him a blunt and he started to smoke it.

"Oh, Draco, why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?" I asked tearfully.

"I-" Draco began to say, but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated into the room! They didn't see us.

"I'm so glad Snape and I were freed," said Lupin.

"Damn, this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking students!" Mr. Norris agreed.

"Pop addelum!" I yelled angrily, pointing my wand at them.

"No!" Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away.

"You fucking perv," I said, laughing with depths of evil and depression in my voice. "Now you have to tell us where Voldemort is, or I'm going to torture you!"

"I don't know where he is!" said Lupin. Suddenly, Satan and Vampire ran into the room. Vampire didn't know who Satan really was.

"Oh my Satan, we were so worried about you guys!" Vampire said. I looked sexily at Draco with his goffik red contacts, black t-shirt that said '666' on it and pale skin like Gerard Way, Vampire with his sexy black hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked just like Brendon Urie then.

I seductively took the camera from my pocket. And then... I began frenching Draco sexily. Lupin gasped. Draco began to take all of his clothes off and I could see his white six-pack. Then Vampire took his own clothes off, too. We all began making out together, sexily. I took off my black leather bra, my black lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Everyone took their cocks out except for me (I'm a girl, lol). "Oh my Satan! Draco!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy. Then he did the same thing to Harry. I began making out with Satan and he joined in. "OMS!" cried Vampire. "Oh, Vampire! Vampire!" I screamed screamed. "Oh, Satan!" yelled Harry in pleasure. Lupin watched in shock. We took turns doing torture curses on him, 'cause we were all sadists. Suddenly...

...a big black car that said '666' on the license plate flew straight through the windows. And Snape was in it!

Editor's Note: omgD: Random foursome. If you have the urge to drink bleach, you probably already know you're not alone in that urge. You've come this far, don't give up! The next chapter is the last!