Chapter 44.

AN: Well, I have nothing to say, but everyone, stop flaming, okay! If any goffik people are reading this, then you rock!

OMG, I still can't wait for the movie! Tom Felton is so hot, lol. I hope Harry will become goffik, because my friend told me he is really emo in this book!

OMFG, I'm leaving dubya pretty soon; can't wait! This will probably be the last chapter until I come back.

"That's my car!" shouted Draco angrily. But suddenly, it was revealed who was in the car. It was Snape!

"I shall free you, Lupin, but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads," he said cruelly from the car, as it flew in circles above us. "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Then the Dark Lord shall never die!"

"You fucking prep!" yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell you, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sex with him, but he's a rapist!"

We all put our clothes on quickly, except Satan. We were so scared! But Satan didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with green eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into Voldemort!

"I knew who thou were all along," he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee!" Thunder came in the room.

"No! Please don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diablo, Ginny, Dracula, Fred and George, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius, and Lucius all ran in.

"What is the meaning of this?" Dumbledore asked angrily, and Voldemort looked away (because Dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of). He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him (sexily). Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick.

"Oh my Goth!" Slughorn gasped. (geddit, 'cause I'm goffik)

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly.

"You fucking preppy fags!" Sirius shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word for dirt! CRUCIO!" screamed Harry, but the sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down. Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.

"Oh my fucking God!" I cried, because the video of me in the bathroom, the video of me doing it with Draco, and the video of Satan doing it with Vampire were all on it!

"If you kill me, then these videos will be shown to everyone in the school. Then you can be just like that 'goffik' girl, Paris Hilton." He laughed meanly.

"No!" I screamed. "FYI, I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!"

"What's she talking about?" Lupin slurred, as he sat in chains.

"I saw, too! She's gonna show everyone the picture!" Harry shouted angrily.

"Shut up!" Lupin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yelled Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all die soon."

"Think again, you fucking Muggle poser!" Harry yelled, and then he and Diablo and Neville both took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own one.

"You guys are in a Latin stand-off!" I shouted desperately.

"Accio Neville's wand!" cried Voldemort, and suddenly Neville's wand was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee, and Ebony, you will die!"

He made lighting come all over the place.

"Save us, Ebony!" Dumbledore cried.

I cried (sexily). I just wanted to go to the common room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco, but I knew I had to do something more important.

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" I shouted.

Editor's Note: (Sorry this took so long, I was writing LOTR parody.)

So this is it. This is all Tara wrote, as far as we know. It is rather surprising that she never finished it, though we can imagine why. Maybe her parents found it. And, as any parent would if their child wrote something like this, they'd block the site or take her computer and get her help. I'm being totally serious, guys. I'm not talking about her spelling or quality of writing- though it could be considered a capital offense-I'm talking about how she glamorizes cutting and suicide and rape. This is not okay. Never use or speak about it casually.

But anyway. In 2008, FF decided to shift through its archives and delete anything that wasn't up to their standards. MI, naturally, was deleted and was never reposted by Tara, nor was she ever heard from again.