Seras Victoria was sitting at her desk. Her posture was rigid. She kept on fiddling about with a ring on her finger. Her eyes however remained fixed on her players.

"The coaches and I have agreed that we should all put the last game we played behind us. Now lets get to the film"

The lights cut off and the projector sputtered back to life. This week the recordings were halfway decent. They could see the spikey haired buff guy before them in perfect detail. He was mowing through handfuls of bacon like no tomorrow.

"This is Son Goku. According to our reports he's a pretty nice guy. Don't let his appearance fool you. He might be far more of a threat then we think he is. Well, maybe not."

The next clip showed some green skinned dude sitting in a wasteland. He looked back and forth, let out a sigh, and went back to staring at the ground.

"This is Piccalo. His people are from the planet Namek. He's green"

Now the projector was showing a kid with a monkey tail doing homework. He looked a tiny bit like younger version of that dude eating bacon.

"This is Son Gohan. He is very good at academic subjects, but he's not very good at dodging"

Suddenly things got a bit darker when this clip showed a black haired dude massacring green people. He appeared to be enjoying it.

"Ok, now this is Vegeta. We're pretty sure he's a good guy"

Yet again they were in for a little bit of a surprise. This clip showed a short bald headed guy. The recording showed him getting the heck beaten out of him over and over in various ways.

"Now this one is called Krillin. I've heard he gets owned allot"

For some reason they were now watching a recording of a cat food commercial. There was a guy with a scar in his face wearing a cowboy hat. The commercial then showed cats playing around while the guy sang, " Cat loves food, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah! Cat loves food, Yea-YEAAAAAH!".

Seras started staring blankly into space.

"What were we doing again?"

"Watching recordings of our enemies", said Ice.

"Oh, that's right. Now onto the next one"

The whole class was treated to a bald man and a small mime like being going for a nice stroll along the beach. They looked happy.

"This is Tien and Chiaotzu. Tien is the big one, and Chiaotzu is the not so big one"

Another recording started up. This one showed an attractive young man with strange collored hair and a sword.

"This one is called trunks. Isn't he dreamy"

The Prjector then cut to black. Miss Granger flipped the lights back on, and Tojo suddenly popped out of an air vent. The Defensive Coordinator and part time janitor and part time nurse and part time Fuel Station technician and ex just about every job at the school besides headmaster then went to the front of the class.

"Head coach Seras and I have been reviewing your performance up to this point. It was our personal opinion that some extra motivation was needed. So we got some cheer leaders"

A hole was blasted out of the wall and four cheerleaders walked in. One had cat ears, that was miss Nekonome. Another was wearing a witchs hat. That was Fujiko Sendo. She's Miss Sendo's mom. Kurumu's Mom was here too. She'd obviously modified her skirt to be even shorter then it should be. Last but not least there was Mizores mom who was smiling.

"Wow, I haven't seen so much talent since 2014", remarked Young Clodfelter.

Kasumi seemed confused by this remark. So Rin whispered an explanation in his ear. The brown haired boy was still confused.

"Jupiter", said Rin.

"Oh", said Kasumi.

Sera's looked up at the clock and realized just how late it was. It was 4:44 am.

"Now would be a good time to go to bed."

"Sweet dreams", added Defensive Coordinator Tojo.

12 hours later

"Kasumi, wake up! We have a game in a few hours."

"What?"

"Get your pads on or I'll make you know your place!"

With that threat in mind both of them pulled on their pads with lighting speed and started running down the hallways. Soon as they made it out of the building and onto the grass they sprinted towards the field. Both of them had cleats now.

When they arrived they saw that the rest of the team was kneeling by their sideline. They tried blend in and started listening to the wise words of Defensive Coordinator Tojo.

"Most if not all of our opponents are going to be able to fly. Also a fair number of our opponents are part of a race called Saiyans. Which means they get stronger from nearly dying. So the second half they'll probably be way stronger then the first half. Also they can go super Saiyan. That means their hair turns blonde. Oh, also it means they are way stronger then they were before. Any questions?"

"What's our secret weapon?", asked young Clodfelter.

"We don't have one", responded Tojo.

"Oh dear"

About this time the enemy team showed up. They also had cheerleaders. One of them had blonde hair and looked pregnant. Another had black hair. Finally the third one was in a Crab Fighting Mech and was holding the pom poms with their mech's steel pincers.

The Youkai Academy team started doing Yoga for their warm up. Meanwhile the Z team just sort of stood there. Eventually both teams sent out their captains for the coin flip. Youkai Academy won which gave them some false hope. Then the kick off started.

Tojo took this opportunity to call out there new play, "BRAZZERS! BRAZZERS!"

All of the Youkai Academy team reoriented themselves and the match started. The Yokai Academy team now had a firm understanding of the game. Unfortunately so did the Z team.

Whenever the enemy team took to the air they had Gin, Clodfelter, or Arang in her succubus form try to knock them down. Most of the time however the enemy team preferred to fight on the ground. Unfortunately the enemy team was way stronger then they were.

Even Ice was getting knocked around like a rag doll. The only one they kept on beating was the short bald one. For some on reason there was a tally mark on the scoreboard that had nothing to do with either teams score. It went up every time the bald one got owned.

Inevitably the Z team managed to get all the way to the end zone. Well, nearly all the way. Just a few more yards and they could score a goal. They tried to do a run play by passing the ball to one of their receivers name Gohan.

Soon as the ball entered his hands Rin came charging in out of nowhere. She was frothing at the mouth like a mad beast.

"Crap baskets"

When Gohan got hit his whole neck bent back as Rins helmet collide with his. He hit the floor and when he got back up there was an massive part of his helmet where the paint had been chipped off. The poor kid must have lost about a million brain cells. Which meant he was still way smarter then his dad.

The Saiyans tried again and this time they passed it to their middle line backer Vegeta. He went super Saiyan and flew straight through the Youkai Academy teams line. Passed the end line he threw down the ball and started doing the most flashy touch down dance ever. Shortly after that he put both arms towards the sky and yelled. "Bow, all of you must bow before my super Saiyan Swagger".

Few complied.

A short time later Youkai Academy had the ball. They tried doing a trick play where they pretended to throw the ball to Clodfelter and then passed the ball to Ice instead. She tried sprinting straight towards the goal line. Chiaotzu came at her but she juked him. A bit later Yamtcha came at her but she stiff-armed him. Finally Krillin tried to stop her. She just leapt straight over him and yet another mark was added to that mysterious tally on the scoreboard.

The half ended with both teams tied. Both the Z team and the Youkai Academy team went to their respective sidelines.

"That went better then I thought it would"

The Youkai academy team heard yelling and looked over to see that about of quarter of the enemy team had just gone super Saiyan.

"Don't worry", said Seras, "Just hang in there and I'm sure everything will be fine".

It wasn't. The second half was a massacre. Rin had to keep on jumping in front of Kasumi just to make sure the brown haired boy didn't die from the ensuing violence. The final score was over 300 to 7. When all was said and done the Z team had over 9,000 yards gained over the course of the match.

Youkai Academy had lost again.

Player Spotlight

Name: Wulf (A.K.A. Shirt Stretcher)

Species: Human?

Height: 182 cm

Weight: 112 kg

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Build: Slab of Meat

Psych Evaluation: Relative Stability

Other Pertinent Information: Wulfs SvO2 levels are off the charts. He's been invited to several sports fitness labs and he could probably bike up a mountain then play a game without any trouble whatsoever. Also he's a super nice guy.