Dumbledore twitched, "How long were you there?"
Minerva laughed, "Surely, you remember the secret entrance? Come on, it was only 10 years ago..."
"You remember that?"
"Yes, we discovered it when we were 20."
"Oh, that one"
"Yes, under the table"
"I heard everything..."
"Well,you tell them"
"Ok. Today, 15 years ago, was my 15th birthday. That day, I heard my parents were dead."
"Yes, she ran from the hall."
"Albus was the only one, other than Poppy and Pomona, who comforted me"
"So, that day, she almost killed herself"
"WHAT!?", the room shouted.
"Yes"
"Albus is my husband, so he deflected my spell to end myself."
"YOU'RE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER?!", screamed the room.