Here's the next chapter (even if it's a review early but I couldn't wait any longer because I had a review on something that I just realised myself about five minutes before I read it lol -_-) So I hope you like it and I want FIVE reviws before next Satuday (no matter how many chapters I decide to put up this weekend because I finished this chapter last night and I'm already halfway through the next one lol *evil look*) I'd like to thank the nine people who reviewed the last two chapters and without further ado I'll let you all start reading now.
Disclaimer: I own the world, muahahaha! Just kidding XD I own nothing, sadly...
After that announcement I called a meeting in my bedroom, but when I noticed a certain two people's following us I had to change some plans around. We couldn't even use the hidden passageways because a certain idiot led Dante right to them! Ugh, so frustrating…
"You know, I haven't been on in Second Life since you came here," Sara said out of nowhere. "I wonder if anything that I'd put on the Infinite City Auction house sold…"
"They have an auction house?" Sammy exclaimed – this was how we got into a major discussion over all of our obsessions about Second Life, sadly enough… "Since when? I've never seen it! When did they put that in?"
"They added it about a month ago," David replied. "There's this one player who, creepily enough, got along really well with YuLian-Dasao and they started bouncing idea's off of each other… There've been many changes since then and we haven't been able to see half of them because we've been too exhausted to get on with everything that's happened since we found out about Feng being our sister and all."
"That's it," I exclaimed, an idea of how we could do our meetings without the guys stalking us popped into my head. I have no clue why I hadn't thought of it before because it was purely genius and we'd be able to get help with our evil plans! I was nearly 100% sure that Lolidragon would love to help us. "All of us have Second Life accounts right?"
They all nodded and Sammy said "Well, of course I do, Ms. Let-Me-Give-My-Friend-A-Free-Second-Life-Account."
"Hardy-har-har," I false laughed, glaring at her before cheering up again. "Okay, everyone give me your in game names and I'll send you directions to the house my friends in high places rented me for cheap because of a couple favors."
They all just looked at me blankly then Sara said humorlessly, "We honestly shouldn't be surprised at this… It figures with everything she gets into."
"Very true but it is still quite the shocker," David replied.
"We need to keep her on a ball and chain one of these days," Sammy added dryly.
"Hey, that's no fair!"
"Life isn't fair," They all snapped at me in such a fashion that I thought only identical twins could truly answer in before they stalked off to their perspective bedrooms after giving me their in-game names
"What crawled up their butts and died?" I wondered aloud then stuck my tongue out at a suspicious suit of armor that started laughing before walking away.
When I finally logged on ten minutes later, I quickly hired a messenger to run notes to Sammy, Sara, and David before going to quickly to see Auntie and Uncle since I hadn't seen them in so long.
"Auntie," I cried happily throwing my arms around her in a bear hug that could rival Uncles. "Hi, Uncle!"
"We've been wondering where you'd gotten off to," Uncle smiled at me as Auntie sat me down and started putting some eggs, ham, bacon, and sausage on a plate for me knowing that I'd eat it all.
"Oh, my ass of an older brother had a friend come over and he's staying with us and I'm currently plotting both of those Jackass' downfalls," I said chewing a piece of ham – I loved ham so, so much. "Also two of my siblings and my friends named Sammy are coming over to my little hut."
"Are you going to need snacks?" Auntie asked as she pulled a couple loaves of bread from the oven and one of their newer apprentices came in. She smacked his hand as he tried to steal some of the sausage with his bare hands.
"Probably, David eats more than me and Sammy eats just as much," I said munching on some toast and sipping the orange juice I stole from the new apprentice. "Sara, however, is a picky eater plus she's a vegetarian. Not to mention I'm going to invite over Prince and Lolidragon and see if any of the rest of the group can come over. Maybe later I'll even track down Elrohir…"
"Uh-oh, big order," Uncle groaned. I realized what the mistake was… I'd mentioned too many people and Auntie loves to cook. That food would last for weeks because we wouldn't be able to eat it all – even though half of us could out eat the American and Russian armies combined.
"Coming right up, Sweetie-pie," Auntie said with that gleam in her eye that said that she'd be baking enough food for the afore mentioned militaries - plus a couple more countries - to be set with food for months if not years…
"Oh, lord help us now," I muttered and the new apprentice – who managed to steel his orange juice back from me because I was bored with it – nodded with a frightened look in his eye before rushing off to warn the other apprentice's to stay as far away from the kitchen as possible for the next hour and a half.
Sadly, there were three unfortunate souls who wandered into the kitchen during Auntie's cooking spree… They got round into helping and then transporting everything to my hut just at the sideline's of the city along the giant lake. Fortunately, one of those three unfortunate souls was Elrohir. When we got everything to my house I gave him a big kiss on his mouth as thanks – what we were dating after all!
"I haven't seen you in a while…" He said as we came up for air. As you readers have probably suspected, our date went quite well last week.
"Been busy," I replied grinning evilly at him. "I'm currently plotting the downfall of two people who I despise with a passion."
"I feel sorry for them," He said grinning back just as evilly. "Need help? I have quite a few resources in real life that I could call into action for you."
"No thanks," I said pecking his cheek. "I have my own resources that are extremely evil. Did you know that Siberian-Huskies are the best dogs for evil plans?"
"Yeah, my little has sister, who's a little whore just like her mother, just got one from our father," He growled. "It's already started its life of crime under her rule."
"Ah, I just had mine go terrorize my brother's best friend who's just as much of an asshole as he is. He didn't know what hit him, it was so funny."
"I might just have to get my own Husky in retaliation," Elrohir muttered.
"Want to compare notes on sibling's who we hate?"
"Gladly."
And so for the next half hour while we waited for Sammy, David, Sara and everyone else to arrive we compared notes on our siblings. Surprisingly, a lot of the stuff his sister did to him, I'd done to my brother and vice versa. We also got to know each other even better – not in that way so get your minds out of the gutter! – and I learned that he liked Chinese food just as much as me and he liked sushi and swore to take me out for some if we ever ran into each other in real life.
Everything changed, however, when the elves Sierra and Jeremy came in followed by a Nephilim – a new race of winged people. Sierra froze, looking at Elrohir and my linked hands.
"What the hell is going on?" She exclaimed and then I realized that this was Sara which meant that Elrohir must've been… Oh Fuck!
Dante: Hahaha! Oh my lord, I'm dying! That was priceless! You should've seen your face, Feng! *rolls on the floor laughing his butt off as Feng glares*
Sara: *looks up from her laptop where she's been reading fanfiction for the last couple hours* Will you shut up already? I'm in this middle of this really awesome 'Legend of the Sun Knight' fanfic by Kay Hau. Speaking of which… Sammy, I think you'd love this! It's super funny! Remember when I pressured you into reading the original LSK and you loved it?
Sammy: They have fanfiction on it? Why didn't anyone tell me sooner? Give me that computer! *steals the computer and reads the story that's on the computer; she starts laughing making everyone else besides Sara curious*
David: Okay, is anyone else tempted to steal that computer from her?
Isaac: I'm contemplating it… Or we could just find our own and read it in our rooms and compare notes later…
Dante: I forgot my laptop back at HQ! Damn it! *smacks his forehead*
Sero: You can borrow mine… I've already read it and I loved it! *hands her precious laptop to Dante* but be warned: If you so much as give my baby a scratch, I'll hurt you worse than Feng. I'll make it so that you want to die but are unable to no matter how hard you try. You'll be in so much pain and humiliation you'll regret ever crossing me… *has and evil, evil glint in here eye**Mood changes to cheery so fast it could give someone whiplash and it freaks out the males in the room* But I'm 100% sure you won't kill it and that you'll love the story as much as I do.
Dante: *muttering* why couldn't someone else have been our author? This one seriously need's a therapist.
David: *whispers back* no such luck… She only got out five months ago and doesn't want to go back before prom is over.
Isaac: Who're you two kidding? She'll probably skip prom and read that LSK fanfic and all the others she's been meaning to read.
Dante and David: All too true…
Sara: Are you guy's going to read the story or am I going to have to steal one of your laptops so I can finish it because 'The Light God's Blessing' made me laugh more than a lot of the other stories that I've read.
*the boys go off and read the story*
Sero: So while they're all doing that I get to do the announcements *grimaces* Why does life have to be so unfair? I wanted to have Isaac do the announcements this week… Well anyway, as these very annoying characters who won't leave me alone have stated, I finally decided to go to the junior prom which will totally suck and they even messed up the invitations (they're hideous!). Also I do wish you would all try and read the fanfic that those same characters were talking about earlier because it's truly enjoyable and I hate lying so why would I lie (I'm a very good judge of good and bad stories since I read quite a bit).
So I want five reviews so that I can upload the next chapter and I wish you all a very nice week and thanks for reading!
Sero
P.S. If you've found any mistakes please let me know so that I can fix them (especially if they're very obvious!) Thanks again!