Elrohir/ Isaac P.O.V.

So far gaming today has been perfect. First my girlfriend who hasn't been on in what seems life forever logged on. Then she invited me over and we started comparing storied about our siblings who we want to eliminate. Surprisingly the circumstances are very similar but I don't question it; we're having fun and I get to spend time with her which is all that matters. I note down that I absolutely must get a Siberian-Husky myself since they are supposedly good for evil plots against whorish siblings who we hate.

Everything however went downhill when Sara burst into Elva's house – how did she even find out where Elva lived anyway? She took one look at us and saw our hands clasped together and then she froze – did the blood just run out of her face? - and exclaimed in a shocked tone "What the hell is going on?"

I looked from her to Elva in time to see all the blood rush from Elva's face as well. Her mouth dropped open and then started closing and opening like a fish on land while her eyes got wide as she stared at me. I was just about to call a priest when she exploded.

"Oh hells no; oh fuck no!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. I had to plug my ears for safety measures while I started PMing Ugly-Wolf sensei. "Why in the name of the mother fucking devil did it have to be you? And I just told you my next evil plan, goddamnit! I'm gonna kill you!"

And before I knew it she had her hands around my neck trying to strangle the life out of me – was I that bad a date?

"Why the hell did you have to be that Mother Fucking Son-of-a-Bitch? When I wake up I'm sicking Jessie on you; I'll go to the pound and fine the most evil mutt there and sick that on you! I'll go to the zoo and buy all the evil carnivorous animals and sick them on you! I'll drag your remains down into the tunnels and experiment on you and make you so miserable that you want to die! I'll use your brains to find the cure for cancer! I'll use your liver for the cure to leukemia! I'll feed your avatar the meanest monster in Second Life! I'll resurrect the Dictator of Life and sick him on you! Do you hear me you, you… God fucking damn it, I ran out of swear words that can describe what the hell I'm feeling you African Wild Donkey!"

"African Wild Donkey?" Sara raised her eyebrow at Elva while I was still in the process of turning blue.

"The correct term for it is Jackass but I wanted to be original and I needed some new material," The Demon in disguise shrugged and she held onto my throat tighter.

"Can't…. breathe…"

The witch laughed and snarled, "Good, because this is only the start of my very long revenge plan… starting with corpse camping you back to level negative a thousand."

Then it clicked… This psyco maniac who I'd fallen in love with was the one and only insane whore of a sister that my Father dumped on me… I violently pulled away from her grasp and punched her into a wall while I held my burning throat.

"You bitch," I snarled at her. "How dare you try to seduce me? I'm gonna make you wish you'd never been born!"

"Does he realize that it was him who was over her and that when she realized who he was she started to try to kill him worse than usual?" I faintly heard David ask Sara but I was too blind with rage at the whore bitch to pay attention.

"Oh, you're so gonna regret that, Mama's-Boy," Feng snarled at me as she summoned fire. "Unlike you I have hundreds of thousands of ways to kill you and even more ways to torture you forever without you actually dying."

"Bring it on, whore face," I snarled back at her, unsheathing my mace and charging at her.

Time skip: five hours later because I don't have the time to write everything out…

Normal P.O.V.

"Aren't they done yet?" David complained as Feng threw another fireball at Isaacs head and Isaac charged Feng yet again and used yet another special move that he'd lost track of the name of. "You would've thought that they would've run outta juice by now but no… It's been five hours already."

"Shut up," Sammy snapped at him, eating yet another handful of popcorn. "I'm watching this."

David rolled his eyes at the Nephilim and turned to Sara. "They're all insane. First those two act all lovey-dovey making me want to puke and now they're trying to hack each other to bits making me want to hack them to bits. And, to add to it all, this one's being a blood thirsty fan egging them on."

"What the hell is going on here," a group of voices shouted above the noise of the crowd that had gathered to watch the fight and the fighters cussing at each other while fighting.

"Oh thank god!" David exclaimed when he saw the team members from Odd Squad coming over – Yu Lian looked as if she was about to have a hernia at the amount of damage caused by the fight that was still in progress.

"Prince, I'll let you get out of the next photo shoot if you go break those two up," Yu Lian said in the sickly sweet voice that warned danger was near. Before Prince could even break them up, Yu Lian had had enough and had cast a high level AOE on the two fighters bringing them down to about 5 HP a piece and had accidentally sent some of the audience to the rebirth point. "You two morons will stop this this instant or else I will kill you all the way back to level one and keep doing so for years."

Both Feng and Isaac stopped what they were doing – cursing each other still even though they could both barely move. They froze – not that they were moving in the first place – and what little blood they had left rushed out of their faces.

"You two just caused about ten thousand crystal coins worth of damage to MY city," Yu Lian said in a very chilly tone, in that sickly sweet voice. "All of this because of a stupid feud. Don't even think about talking back to me Elrohir or I will kill you right now and put KOS on your head; I know that you were the one who started this feud in the first place. Now you two make up now or I will make you may back every single coin from your hides!"

"Yes, Ma'am," both cowered under the force that was the chief of treasury in Infinite City – the only woman that could scare the crap out of a fully grown, vicious male dragon.

"I'm sorry for unjustly accusing you of things that weren't your fault and I'll try to be the best big brother ever," Isaac said holing out his hand to Feng. His eyes told a different story from the one he was saying and she could tell that they'd be fighting again as soon as they woke up.

"I am two," Feng said innocently, with her most adorable puppy dog eyes in place. "Will big-brother ever forgive me for being such a bad baby sister?"

"Of course I will," He said in an equally innocent voice and hugged her a little too tightly.

"Uh-oh," David and Sara looked at each other in horror knowing that things were going to become hell on earth at home in the seeable future.

Sammy just grinned and said, "I hope that castle has a very good popcorn machine, because we're gonna need it."

Hey guys, sorry it's been a while but it's been a rough couple weeks with all the concerts I've had to be in and work and everything… Good news: It's Finals Week! That means I don't have to go to school unless I have a final so I can type more regularly (if I have the inspiration) and I can probably write longer if I have enough brain juice flowing.

Please review and tell me what you think (I really hope I made this chapter up to par and didn't make any major mistakes; I can always re-write it later but I won't add the full battle scene cuz it'll suck and won't do justice to those two pulverizing each other…)

Love you guys and thanks for being patient,

Sero