For yaoilover14706 sanity I have updated.

Thanks reaperninhiro and no name!

Mikoto could with stand many things in life. She could with stand losing weight after having Sasuke and Itachi. She could with stand Fugaku's fiery temper. She could with stand her father displeasure at marrying Fugaku. She could even with stand Voldomort.

...No wait...that's Harry Potter!

But whatever! The point was she could with stand many things. But unfortunately her youngest kitten always found a way to test her will. After running away to some foreign land, her young neko, Sasuke return home killing her once again with the news of him getting married to that..that...Ugh!

Yes! That Ugh!

And worse of all it would be during the Uchiha Family Christmas fun Fest. The week she planned every year now disturbed by this horrid news. Now since she had to plan around Sasuke's wedding (because their was no way she was missing her baby's wedding) she of course called him to check on his plans. It was currently July and Sasuke and Kakashi were enjoying Sasuke's birthday in the states.

"Sasuke where are you having your wedding?"

"I don't know"

Then August, Sasuke and Kakashi were in Australia phootshooting for Kakashi

"Sasuke what time are you having your wedding?

"I don't know"

Then September, Sasuke and Kakashi were celebrating Kakashi's wedding in Morroco

"Sasuke what are you wearing for your wedding?"

"I don't know"

And then October Sasuke and Kakashi were just out shopping for Kakashi's newly rebuilt apartment

"Sasuke what are going to eat at your wedding?"

"I don't know"

It is now the middle of Novemeber and Mikoto was ready to blow a fuse. Who better to rant to then your husband...no one!

"...He doesn't know when it is, what he's wearing, how's getting there, what's he going to eat..NOTHING!" ranted Mikoto "How am I to plan our annual Christmas Family get together when my own baby boy won't help me" she screeched at the end. Mikoto couldn't help but feel she was up against...herself. A slightly smarter much more diabotical form of herself.

It made absolutely no since!

"I don't know honey" said a half listening Fugaku. Mikoto's eye twiched.

"YOU DON'T KNOW!" Fugaku jumped at the angier in her voice "WELL YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I KNOW! I KNOW I'M GOING TO SASUKE THIS INSTANT AND HE IS GOING TO HAVE THAT GODDAMN WEDDING"

With that Mikoto drove like a crazied maniac (which she at the moment is) to Kakashi's apartment and banged on the door.

"SASUKE OPEN THE DOOR NOW!" After fifteen minutes of waiting with no answer Mikoto kicked the door in.

Coincidently, A half naked yawning Kakashi was coming down the stairs. He scratched his head lazily, blinked at the broken door, and then headed off to get some coffee.

"Mmm you want some coffee...Mom" Kakashi hid his smirk from view as he poured water into the pot.

"Don't call me Mom I am not your mother" screeched Mokoto

"Mom...in-law" Mikoto twitched.

"Where is Sasuke, you jackass?"

"Mother!" Mikoto turned to her messy haired sn who was pouting and glaring with his arms crossed. She would have thought he was cute if Sasuke wasn't in just a long sleeve green shirt that she was sure wasn't his.

"Sweetheart it's 3 in the afternoon. Why are you just getting up?" she questioned through gritted teeth.

"I had a busy night" he replied smoothly. Sasuke made his way to the kitchen.

"You mean heving sex!"

Sasuke rose a brow while pouring some orange juice "No I mean working. Suigetsu is 8 months pregnant and on maternal leave so I'm taking over part of his shift. Neji is taking over the other." Sasuke explained. Mikoto's features soften to an "oh" expression.

"Awww~ You know Sasuke I never really like Suigetsu, but I'm a sucker for babies oh when is he due" cooed Mikoto.

Sasuke silently wondering if his mother was undiaginosed for schiphozina answered her"In about 2 weeks"

"Aww~ Any names?"

"Suigetsu hasn't decided yet." Sasuke said after sipping his juice "They think he might be having twins." At this Mikoto squealed.

"How Kawaiii~ and on top of that Kyuubi's and Sai six months pregnant"

"I know" Sasuke said bitterly. Mikoto missed it, but Kakasi noticed it.

"And Naruto already had his wedding. Shame it was so small. I've imagined him having a big bash of a wedding"

"Un huh" Sasuke said half listening while try to make a sandwich " I was there."

"Mmm and now you" Mikot frowned remembering why she was here "you are getting married and haven't planned anything"

"I've planned stuff" Sasuke said defensively.

"Really all I got was Mom my wedding is on Christmas" mocked Mikoto "and that was the end of that"

"..." Sasuke said nothing. He couldn't say anything since it was true. He hadn't really planned anything.

"Don't worry darling. Mother is here to help" Sasuke felt slightly quizzy from that one statement "O.k first we need a location Sasuke. Location is incrediably important. Then a dress and then-"

"Wait! Who say's I'm wearing a dress" asked an embarassed Sasuke.

"You're wearing a dress" Mikoto and Kakashi said in unison. Sasuke silently fumed.

I know it's short but bear with me please! Thanks for alll the support.

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