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Location Location Location

It is the most important thing of a wedding. It determines what you'll wear, eat, and how many people you will invite. Sasuke knew this and knew it well. After the countless street parties he planned and went to, Sasuke knew one important thing:

Location was everything.

That was why Sasuke was at his 4th hotel of the day. He had been scouring the country and still couldn't find the perfect place.

"Sasuke you know I'm fine with any place. So all you really have to do is choose." Kakashi soothed. He could see Sasuke getting annoyed.

"I don't want any place Kakashi. I want the perfect place" argued Sasuke. He and Kakashi were headed to Taki International Hotel. He hoped that this one would be the one.

"You know if you're weren't so picky this would go a whole lot smoother" commented Kakashi. Kakashi himself had no problem helping with finding a hotel room to have the wedding in, but really after fifteen hotels in four days Kakashi needed a break.

Sasuke sighed. He knew all Kakashi wanted was a time and date and he'd be there. While he took care of the rest, but Sasuke wanted Kakashi to like the room as well. It was important for their wedding to be memorable for the both of them. Besides marriage was about compromise. If Sasuke had to do all the planning, Kakashi had to sit there through it. I mean what else was the man going to do anyway.

"Hi, my name is Sasuke. I made an appointment to see your rooms" Sasuke said politely.

"Ah, yes Sasuke. I'm Yumi. I'll be your guide." the brunette replied. "Now we have 3 main rooms for weddings. The first is the Mizu room, the second is the Sato room, and finally the Umi room. Now how large a room do you think you'll need" Sasuke and Kakashi both glanced at each other.

"The largest one you have" they said in unison. Yumi blinked then giggled.

"I guess you have a large family"

"You don't know the half of it" grumbled Kakashi. Sasuke elbowed him.

Yumi smiled "I would suggest the Umi room. It is our largest room. I believe you'll love it." Yumi took them to the elevator and headed to their highest floor. Once their they saw a grand blue door. Gently, she opened it. Sasuke gasped lightly.

"This is the Umi room. This massive room although our most expensive is also our most elegant. It has a cyrstal clear marble floor. Below it as you can see is filled with water giving off a calm atmosphere. A window ceiling gives you a clear veiw of the night sky, and the chandleir reflect the gorgeous colors of the evening. We have a fish tanks along the wall and if I'm correct your theme for the wedding is winter so this would be excellent with the mystreious, cool, and eternal beauty that winter expresses" explained Yumi.

Sasuke stared in wonder.

This place was it.

This was what he was looking for.

He could just see it all happening before his very eyes. All his friends and family there smiling and chattering. Kakashi standing right in front of him looking absolutely gorgeous with his dashing smile. Sasuke could feel tingles exploding through his fingertips.

"I want this room" Sasuke said breathlessly. Yumi smiled along with Kakashi. Kakashi then turned to her.

"We'll take it."

After literally dragging Sasuke from the room, Kakashi and Yumi went over to the desk to reserve the room.

"Which day would that be?"

"The 25th please."

"Do you mean of this week?"

"Hm. No next month"

"Alright." She quickly typed it in. "Oh no"

"What?" asked Kakashi. He could feel his stomach dropping.

"The room has already been booked for that day"

"What?" hissed Kakashi. "That can't be right. Check again." Kakashi said glancing over at Sasuke.

"I'm sorry. But it's already been booked." She said regretably. Kakashi sighed as he saw Sasuke come over.

"How's it going Kakashi?" Sasuke asked. His eyes were glittering with excitement. Kakashi didn't have the heart to break the news to him. But he knew he would have to.

Again Kakashi sighed "Sasuke...the room...it's already booked for that day."

Sasuke's eyes dimmed "Oh" That one sound killed Kakashi. Sasuke had finally found a place for their wedding and now he couldn't have it.

"Could you at least tell us who rented the room?" asked Kakashi.

"I'm sorry. I can't give away other customer's information" Kakashi really and truly wanted to be pissed at Yumi, but she truly did look sorry.

"It's ok Kashi" Sasuke said pulling Kakashi to the door.

"I'm truly sorry! I'll call if they happen to unbook the room. Have a nice day" Yumi yelled behind them. Sasuke put on a fake smile and waved back.

Once outside, the smile fail.

"Sasuke.."

"Don't. It's...It's going to be okay. We can alway's find somewhere else to have the wedding." Sasuke said without any conviction. Kakashi stayed silent. "Let's go see Mom. She did want to see us today"

They walked to the Uchiha mansion. Sasuke had let go of any emotions on his face while Kakashi was trying to weigh his options on breaking into the Taki database and changing the dates or breaking into the Taki database and bribing the renter of the room.

He loved Sasuke just that much.

"Hiiii~ My lil Sasu-chan" screamed Mikoto while hugging Sasuke. Normally, Sasuke would react, but today he just let it go.

"Hey Mom" Sasuke said monotonely. Mikoto caught that bad mood.

"Sweetie what's wrong" then her eyes flashed to Kakashi "What did you do?" questioned a slowly angering mother neko. Kakashi put his hands up in surrender.

"He didn't do anything Mom. Leave him alone" Sasuke said carelessly. Mikoto's eyes didn't waver until she turned to Sasuke.

"Then what's wrong?" she questioned once again.

"Nothing. What did you want to talk about." Mikoto was slient for a second. Then she answered "I'll tell you in a minute. Go into the living room. The others are waiting."(Just imagine all the Naruto couples I paired here are there)

Sasuke nodded and headed to the room without looking back. Mikoto pulled Kakashi back by the collar and slammed him into the opposite wall.

"Listen here and Listen well you dog. I'm letting Sasuke marry you out of the kindness of the place where my heart is suppose to be. But when you hurt my baby all that goes flying out the window. Now tell me what's wrong with my son or you will never reproduce." threaten Mikoto.

Kakashi was quick to answer "Sasuke found a room for the wedding, but someone had already booked it for the 25th"

Mikoto's eyes widen "What! My baby should have whatever room he wants. He an Uchiha DAMNIT!" screeched Mikoto. Kakashi put his finger to his lips.

"You have to be quiet. Sasuke would kill me if he knew I told you." Mikoto instantly calmed down.

"Alright. Where is it?"

"It at the Taki hotel. He wanted the Umi room" Kakashi informed. Mikoto nodded.

"Got it. This is why I told him to plan ahead of time" Mikoto mumbled heading to the living room. Kakashi went to take a seat next to Sasuke only to realize there was no more space. He picked Sasuke up slightly and took his place allowing him to sit on his lap. Sasuke made no comment to the change. He simply slide closer to his older lover.

Mikoto clapped her hands "I bet you're all wondering why you're here"

"No shit" said an irrated Suigetsu. Juugo rubbed his back in order to soothe his anger.

Mikoto ignored Suigetsu. "Well, I'm here to tell you that all of you are basically newlyweds. And because none of you have had pre-marriagial counseling. I am signing you all up for post- marriagial counseling" expalined Mikoto.

"Bye" JuuSui

"Later" Itakyuu

"See ya" NaruSai

"Ja ne" Kakasasu

"Sayanora" MadaPein

"SIT!" commanded Mikoto. Everyone immediately went to back to their seats. "You all are going whether you like it or not. This is good for all of you. Neji, Gaara, Asuma and Shikamaru are coming as well. Kakashi you may invite your little friends."

Kakashi nodded.

"The point of this is for all of you to vent out anything about your partner you don't like or talk about something you've been avoiding"

"Tch, like I need counseling to tell Kakashi that I hate it when he jumps me in the middle of the mall" scoffed Sasuke.

"Well, I need counseling to tell you that your tomatoe obsession is kinda of creepy." Sasuke glared at him.

"See! It's just once and you'll like it. So what do you say?" She said it as question, but it sounded like "you're going get over it"

Everyone mumbled in agreement.

"Good now let's have some dinner! I'm sure you're all hungry" Kyuubi, Suigetsu, and Sai raced to the dining room.

"You really think me liking tomatoes is creepy" asked Sasuke. Kakashi kissed his forehead.

"No. Elsewise I wouldn't have planted that tomatoe garden for you" Sasuke smiled at that. "Let's go eat"

Later that night, Sasuke and Kakashi decided to stay at the mansion instead of walking home.

"It's better this way since me and the guys are going to pick out my d-d-dress" Sasuke blushed. Kakashi kissed his cheek.

"You're going to look stunning. As your personal photographer I should know." Sasuke giggled diving to kiss Kakashi's lips.

BRIIIIING! BRIIIIING!

Sasuke's phone echoed throughout the room. Sasuke went to answer much to Kakashi's displeasure.

"Hello" Kakashi only have listened to the conversation. He heard a suprised "oh" and an okay followed by a goodbye.

"Who was that?" he asked.

"It was the Taki Hotel! They said the room was unbooked by the previous renter." Sasuke nearly squealed. "So now we can have the wedding there" he finished once he glomped Kakashi.

Kakashi blinked "Really?" he asked not completely believing it.

"Yea!" Sasuke answered.

"...Well as long as you're happy" Kakashi said sliding a up Sasuke's shirt.

"You know they're watching" whispered Sasuke.

"Well lets give them a show." with that Kakashi pushed Sasuke down on the bed and silenced him with his lips.

xxxxxxxxxxxMadaPein, Itakyuu, NaruSai, & JuuSuixxxxxxxxxxxx

"Awww~ Look Madara" cooed Pein. Madara groaned. He so didn't want to watch his uke nephew get devoured. It was funny with Itachi, but Sasuke. Cute lil Sasuke who always use to call him "Madada"

"Whoo hoo Sasuke! Suck that dick off!" cried Suigetsu with a large tub of yogurt in front of him.

Naruto watched in morbid fascination. "I didn't know Sasuke could do that"

There was in audible 'pop' and then a keen moan.

Itachi groaned. "Why are we watching this?"

"Because we want to know what Kakashi's like in be-Ohhh! Itachi why don't you ever do that to me!" Kyuubi said referring to Sasuke being 'eaten'

"Yea! Juugo when was the last time you did that for me?" pouted Suigetsu.

"My Sasuke is loud!" said Sai referring to the ever escalating cries of "Kashi" "And look at Kakashi go! Naruto I want to do that" said a very pregnant Sai. Naruto nodded knowing there was no use arguing with a pregnant Sai.

"HOW DARE YOU! Booking the room MY BABY WANTED FOR HIS WEDDING?" screeched Mikoto as she held her chainsaw high above her head.

"I-I-I WHO ARE YOU?"

"Who am I? WHO AM I? I'm your worse nightmare" Mikoto chuckled evilly

"Ahhhhhhhh"

Hmmm I'm actually Okay with this chapter.

For those who are reading 'Sasuke I siiiick!' Chapter 2's Plan B was a phony! I felt like it was too soon to reveal my real plan and that chapter was just a filler. But I hoped you enjoyed the lemon! I know Kakashi and Sasuke did.

My real plan shall be revealed in the next chapter.

Review Please! They encourage me.

Ja ne