CHAPTER 5: Why me!

June 29th

Dear Diary:

Yamcha has been calling me on the phone and leaving messages. It is interesting how, every time I think I'm over him, I find one of his messages in the recorder, he always talks about how much he loves me and that we belong together… Of course I don't believe him, and he has to be dreaming if he thinks that I will call him back!

On the other hand, things are being pretty good with Vegeta, I think we're getting closer, like, I could actually call him friend... Hmm Vegeta my friend...

-Hey, this is Vegeta my new friend.

-Vegeta... Like the guy who almost-destroied-the-world, Vegeta?

I know how that sounded, dear diary... I know. But people can change right? I have to say, Vegeta is doing better and better every day...

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! I jump in my bed, startled.

"What the..?"

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Someone "knocks" at the door.

"WAKE UP LAZY WOMAN!" Is that Vegeta knocking at my door?

I check my alarm and I notice the time is off. That's right! In Dad's lab yesterday, one of the new girls made a miscalculation, and ended up cutting the electric power of half the city… It wasn't a big deal and it got fixed right away…

"Get up woman, don't make me go in there!" He warns me, from the other side of the door.

"Oooh! Like you wouldn't like too!" I say flirty.

"Woman! I don't have time for your games, I need to go back to my training..." he says impatiently.

"What happened to Mom?" I say as I look for my slippers.

"The old woman says she is not feeling good." he says a little calm.

"Is she sick?" I ask concern.

"Like I would know! Vegeta yells upset. "Just hasten your pace woman!"

I open the door and he almost falls over me. He had one of his hands supported on my door. We stare at each other face to face for a few seconds awkwardly. I go passed him and I walk purposely slow to the stairs, yawning and stretching myself.

"I don't have time for this!"

And like I was one of those 100 pounds potato bags, he places me on his shoulder.

"What are you…?" Before I could finish, we were already in the kitchen; He puts me down right in front of the refrigerator.

"You can't carry people around like that you know? …What do you want to eat?" I say, trying to sound upset.

"I don't know eggs? Just give me something." He says in a hurry.

"OK, I'll make eggs then." 15 minutes later, I give him a big plate of 24 fried eggs with 12 strips of bacon…

"There you go! Bon appetite!" I say cheerfully.

"What? There are bones in these?"

"No silly, its just an expression, its like "enjoy your meal!"

"You earthlings are weird…"

3 minutes later he is done.

"Give me more!" He orders.

"Are you kidding me?"

"You know I don't kid."

With resignation, I cook another plate of eggs that did not satisfy his appetite… So with the 2 dozen eggs left I make him pancakes, which seems to do the trick.

"Please tell me your belly is full." I say tiredly.

"I'm done." He says without emotions, and he leaves

Man, I don't know how Mom puts up with that, speaking of which; I wonder how she is doing…

June 30th

Dear diary.

Mom has the flu, which means I have to do the housework for the next, who knows, 3 days? NOO! I hate to do that stuff! So I try hiring someone from the maid agency, and they "willingly" are going to send me their best 2 maids today just in time to make lunch! The problem is, the agency wont be able to find a replacement in the morning in the houses where the maids were working until next week, which means, I have to do breakfast for Vegeta anyways!

Dear diary, Its me again. lunch was pretty good, those poor girls did a good job putting up with Vegeta's hunger... Also like 20 minutes ago, Vegeta blew up some of the Gravity Room equipment again, so he is in his bedroom now doing nothing, so, I'm thinking on going over there to make fun of him, while Dad works fixing that stuff.

I knock at Vegeta's door.

"Are you alive in there monkey?" I say in a playful tone of voice.

"Leave me alone woman!" He yells annoyed.

"Like you have so much to do right now!" I say with a mocking tone.

He abruptly opens the door.

"What do you want?"

I go right inside his room before he can say anything...

"So what are you doing?" I ask innocently. He's staring at me confused. Before he answers I sit on his bed and I bounce a little bit. "Nice bed." I state.

"Get out!" He says very angry, still holding the doorknob.

"Oh come on! Don't be boring." I playfully say.

"Woman!" He yells completely out of patience and He's starts to walk towards me.

"Come on! Let's do something fun!" I say flirty and winking an eye as I rest myself on the pillows in a half sitting position.

"Something like what...?" he stops himself while blushing. Vegeta looks away as he tights his fists. . And there's my favorite face!

"Ha-ha! Vegeta, you are so cute and silly! I was thinking about something like, video games, have you ever played a video game Vegeta?" I say lightly as I get up.

"No." He says motionless.

"Perfect! I'll show you, it is suuuper fun!" Isay ignoring him and I walk towards the door.

"No." he says again

"Oh, come on!" I say playfully as I take one of his hand and I start to pull him softly to the door.

"No, woman!" He says He's still holding my hand. I get close to him and I look into his eyes.

"Look." I say softly. "There is nothing for you to do right now, except to stay in this room for the rest of the day, instead, Why don't you just come with me..." I take his other hand. I promise you it will be worth it...

My goodness! what will happen next?

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