It was a dark and spooky night for Seras Victoria. The moon was full and there was no more food in the fridge. Boooooooooh, spooky.

Right now she was in bed. Her new pair of pajama's and nightcap were so comfy. She was snoring happily and then-

"Police girl . . . Police girl . . . Police girl!"

"What?"

Sera's fell out of bed and was confronted by the spirit of her old master.

"Master? I thought that witch banished you back in London"

"Actually she sealed me in a another dimension. Which totally sucks by the way. But I've saved up enough energy to send you this message. You must avenge me!"

"Avenge you? But I like Proffesor Granger"

"Police Girl, I don't want you to avenge my physical form. I want you to avenge my reputation. Some upstart has been ruining the name of vampire hunters. You must find them and destroy them"

"Oh, who am I going against. Is it blade?"

"No, that guys cool. You'll be going against some loser no one has ever heard of. Not those 50 other losers you're thinking of right now. This one is guy is a one of kind original and totally not important. Like if this was a romantic comedy show he'd be the fat supportive friend."

"Master, its been over a decade since 2015. We're not suppose to shame peoples bodies any more"

"You are right police girl. I apologize. Now go kill that skinny coward"

"Wait Master, whats their name?"

"Ummm . . . Lee something?"

Just like that Alucard disappeared. He left behind a ghostly flicker and a very confused apprentice.

"How am I supposed to find some one named Lee. Did he mean Bruce Lee?"

Police girl thought about, thought about some more, and then decided to call search within her self for the answer. She sat down and meditated. Before she knew it Seras found herself in a very nice room.

"So this is what I look like on the inside"

Her insides had a pretty nice chandelier in them. Not to mention the carpet was so soft. Oh, also Pip was in here too.

"Bonjour mon Ami. Vous etes tres baue maintenant"

"Thanks Pip. I was wondering if you could answer a few questions. Does the name Lee ring a bell?"

"Non"

"Well, as much as I'd like to stay we've got a mission. So looks like I'll see you later"

"Avoir, mon amore"

There was a blinding light and then Seras was back in control of herself. She got up and starting looking around the room for clues. Of course she found nothing. So she decided to call a friend.

Ring-Ring-ring-ring- ring

"Kapaneus, can I ask you a question?"

"Sure", responded the benevolent Greek taxi driver on the other end of the line.

"Do you know any vampire hunters by the name Lee?"

"Around 40"

"Any that would be a possible enemy of my master"

"Around 40"

"Okay, and would any of them be young enough to be considered an upstart"

"Sixteen give or take. Vampires can live for a long time so the term upstart could be anyone born in the last seven centuries"

"What about in the last century"

"That narrows it down to three"

"Would you classify any of those three as unimportant?"

"Yes, but I like one of them. So I'll tell you about the one I don't like. Their name is Erik Lee. Last I heard they where headed to some place called Youkai Academy"

"Thank you very much, bye"

Seras started running as fast as her legs could carry her. Which is really fast. As luck would have it the bus driver was waiting for her about 60 kilometers away. Which is weird. She hopped aboard and he said,

"If I charged money for every time some one got on my bus I'd make a killing"

Seras looked outside the window. Preparing herself for the trial to come"

"If you don't grab that particle rifle beneath the seat in front of you, there will be a blood bath"

She was gazing out into the distance. Measuring the nature of her-

"I said, if you don't grab that particle rifle in beneath the seat in front of you, then there will be a blood bath"

Seras snapped out of her introspective ponderings.

"Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I thought you only said vague stuff that we wouldn't appreciate until after the fact. So I've sort of been tuning you out"

The Bus driver grumbled as Sera's reached for the rifle. Suddenly the bus stopped, causing Seras to nearly drop the rifle she'd just picked up. The bus driver turned around to say.

"Get out"

Seras did so and as soon as she stepped outside a tree exploded 20 meters ahead of her. She hit the floor and more things started exploding. They got closer and closer with each passing moment. Some one was zeroeing in one her position.

In the distance she saw a shimmer. Whoever was targeting her had red eyes. She took her particle rifle and aimed it at them. With an ear-piercing shriek the weapon fired. What she'd been pointing at was wiped off the face of the earth.

Her sense of relief however was short lived. Because she felt the barrel of a gun pressed against the back of her head.

"Surprise motherfucker!"

"Are you Lee?"

"No, he's dead.

"Are you going to kill me?"

"Normally I would kill you but right now I'm in a transitional period so I don't want to kill you. I want to help you. Besides, I've been killing too many fanged freaks this morning to get excited over killing your blond ass"

Sera's tried to summon some shadows and-

"BE COOL!"

Her shadows started to writhe.

"I said be cool"

"I'm, I'm trying to be cool", cried our Seras Victoria.

Her shadows vanished.

"Good, good, now calm down. You are going to go to that school and say there was an accident. Tell them it was a gas leak or something that won't scare all those nice children. Can you do that for me?"

"I can do that"

"Good"

The sensation of cold steel vanished. After about a minute or so Sera's turned around to see who had almost taken her life. A valiant soul wearing a nice suit with a sweet Afro was walking off into the distance. There went the valiant Shepard, off to protect more sheep from the tyranny of evil men. There goes one badass motherfucker.

Bible Verse of the Day Ezekiel 25:17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil of men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"