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The wedding dress

In the Uchiha clan, there is a law. An unspoken law.

The wedding is all about the bride whether Uchiha born or not.

So, as you can imagine the dress meant alot. It took hours and hours of careful consideration. Many factors played in the decision such as: your height, weight, whether you were a girl or uke, skin tone, favorite color, most flattering features, and flaws(if any because their UCHIHA'S) you wish to hide.

Going to the bridal fitting was a nessaray ceremony. It was required of all immedate Uchiha family ukes and women to attend the fitting. Which was why Sasuke's Aunt Uruchi and Kushina(self-proclaimed mother-in-law really aunt-in-law) had come. It was a welcomed reunion.

"Too frilly"

"Too short"

"Too skimpy"

"Too white"

"Too dark"

"Too traditional"

"Too modern"

"Too...too...well What the hell is that?"

Everyone looked in disgust at the red thing with a huge red bow in front and a green bow on Sasuke's head. Sasuke stood their awkwardly holding the ends of the giant bow

"It looks like a fuckin tomatoe!" commented Kyuubi.

"Kyuubi! Language!" scolded Kushina. She then turned to the designer "It looks like a goddamn tomatoe" she hissed.

"I-I-I'm sor-" she attempted to stutter. Fear choking her every word.

"I-I-I Nothing! You expect my son to walk down the asile looking like a generic fruit from the grocery story. For god sakes he's not even organic" ranted Mikoto. "FIX IT NOW!"

Said frighten designer turned to Sasuke in order to change him only to find him missing. A few seconds later a casually dressed Sasuke came out looking tired and disheveled.

"Sasuke what are you doing sweetie? Go back in so we can get you changed into something fantastic." Cooed Mikoto.

Sasuke glared darkly at his mother "No" and with that simple response grabbed his jacket and marched off. He was pissed beyond belief. After having a most pleasureable night with Kakashi, Sasuke was snatched at three in the morning to try on dresses. What person wakes up at 3 in the fucking morning to try on wedding dresses? He was tired and wanted to go home...and by home he meant Kakashi's house.

"Sasuke! Wait up!" yelled an extremely pregnant Suigetsu. He waddled over to Sasuke as fast as he could with his arm supporting his back. Sasuke stopped for his best friend. Despite his foul mood, he knew better than to be angry at his shark hybrid friend. It wasn't his fault. After catching his breath, Suigetsu walked with Sasuke to his car.

"Damn! Being pregnant is fucking painful." complained Suigetsu.

"That what's you get for asking for things on a whim" retorted Sasuke easing into traffic.

"Yea...well these brats better be goddamn grateful" humphed the shark. Sasuke smiled a little. Their was no real way to describe Suigetsu. Not even spontaniously crazy fit the bill. He was just him.

"I called Neji so you might want to drive to our usual cafe" informed Suigetsu.

"Why?" questioned Sasuke. He was already headed that way.

"Because you need a dress and I need a break from your damn family." Sasuke chuckled at that. "So, what's that crap about needing a witness? And to what? murder?"

"Kakashi and I are going to have our official documents signed in private" Sasuke knew that somehow his wedding was going to be not only the biggest news to the freaking Uchiha clan, but also to the Phantomhive empire. World War III was heating up. He could almost feel his grandmother's critical eye on him. Itachi was lucky that the woman needed sugrey elsewise she would have crushed his wedding.

"I would ask, but this is your family"

"Yea, but I wanted it to be...unique" commented Sasuke cryptically. He pulled over to the cafe spotting Neji on the curb.

"Hee~y dude" cried Suigetsu. Sasuke nodded his greeting.

"Hey, Sasuke you know your engagement rocking the Hyuuga family into a tissy. Uncle even got over my drunken marriage to Gaara" commented the lavender eyed hawk. Sasuke groaned his response. It too alot to distract Hiashi from personal family matter...personal drunken family matters.

"Kill me now"

"But then your little Kashi-kun would be taken by some young thing" teased Suigetsu. Neji started directing Sasuke toward's his cousin's designer company. Wedding dresses were her speciality.

"I want Ice Cream. Sasuke stop to get some freakin' ice cream. It's hot" Only the pregnant Shark could say this in the begining of December.

"Yea, Yea yea. Why are we headed to your cousin's anyway?"

"She's got a dress she thinks you'll love."

There were 2 things Kakashi didn't like. Losing his precious Icha Icha paradise and not waking up to a cute sleeping Sasuke. It was probably the most terrifying moment in his life. I mean he could have been kidnapped in the middle of the night without him knowing and my god Mikoto would kill him if the heartache didn't kill him first. But aftering having Itachi inform him that he had to pick up a tux for his wedding in 3 weeks, he realized that Mikoto probably kidnapped him.

The worry was still there.

Getting the tux's was probably the easiest thing to do. A little adjusting here and there and Wa La! they were done. It was about 4 in the afternoon when he got home to 2 disgruntled mothers and an aunt neko. Silently, Kakashi wondered if it would make a difference if he changed the locks on his apartment...again.

"Mikoto, Kushina, Uruchi" greeted Kakashi. He didn't even think to kick them out. He simply went to make a cup of tea and left them to talk on his couch in his living room in his apartment.

"Kakash,i where's Sasuke?" Kakashi froze at the question.

"He was with you, wasn't he?" Kakashi asked cautiously.

"Yes, but he stormed out and we haven't seen him since."

Kushina huffed "I don't see why he did that? We were trying to help him"

"Yes, and every Uchiha bride has gone through this. Why is he being so diffcult?"

"Sasuke's always been diffcult. It's like one minute I know him and the next he's a complete stranger." said a sadden mother neko.

"Sasuke's not trying to be diffcult. He's just different." Kakashi unconciously said while setting down their tea. All three women looked at him inqusively.

Kakashi cleared his throat. "What I mean is Sasuke does things his own way. You can't force him to do what he doesn't want to. In fact, he's quite like yourself Mikoto. He refuses to be beaten down and hushed" explained Kakashi.

Kushina, Mikoto, and Uruchi looked at Kakashi with wide eyes. Before any of them could say anything the door slammed open. Sasuke, Suigetsu, Hinata and Neji came hurtling into the room...well Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Hinata did. Neji was being dragged around like a rag dog.

"Hey babe" greeted Sasuke with a kiss" bye babe" and Sasuke zoomed into their room with a slam to the door. Their was loud giggling, laughing, and hushed talking. The door cracked open enough for Sasuke's head to pop through.

"Kakashi if you come upstairs, I'm going to kiii~ll you" Sasuke said in a sugary sweet voice before slamming the door shut. A muffled "Neji get these clothes off me" was heard.

Kakashi's eye twitched. It took tons and tons of self-restraint not to go ripping "Neji's" hands off his Sasuke. Only he was alound to rip the clothes off Sasuke's back. Two seconds later, Gaara came storming in and marched to his bedroom. Another muffled giggle was heard and then what sounded like "Damn Uchiha"

The 4 occupants of the living room blinked. What the fuck was going on?

The 3 mothers went upstairs to see what all the fuss was about. They too slammed the door close...

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"KKKKKKyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa" the deafening squeal was followed by giggling and laughter. Kakashi not being able to take the squealing and laughing grabbed his keys and headed out the door. Absentmindedly, he reminded hisself that he'd need to put a new incryption key into his security system as Kyuubi also came rushing by.

Kakashi spotted Itachi and Fugaku standing by their car. He walked over to them.

"They'll be awhile." stated Kakashi with a bored look. Both sighed.

"Want to go to a bar?" Both men nodded.

Screeeeeech

The 3 men wouldn't be seen until their wives (or soon to be wife) came in to pull the trio away from the Karoke bar

Liiiiiife is like a friggen Highway and weeeee waa~nna ride it all niii~ght looooong.

Iffff~ you gonna my waaa~y, them I'm wanna drive ittt allll night looong

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