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It was time!
Time for the event that brought a great and prominent family together!
The Uchiha Family Christmas Get Together!
Yes!
An event brought both Fugaku's family and Mikoto's family together.
As you can surely imagine, there were several people on this list. Immediate family members, distant family members, and with the addition of the Uzamaki family, in-laws. All of them came to the Uchiha Family Christmas in order to catch up, gloat, and most of all entertainment. The Uchiha Christmas was not just known for having extremely rich and influental people in one house. They were known for the chaos it brought to the e-state and city. The police (which were ran by the Uchiha family), firefighters, FBI, S.W.A.T, coast guard,and Marines dreaded the week these families got together.
Why?
The Devil Children!
Yes the Devil Children. For some reason or another these large families seemed to spawn devilish children lying in wait for the Christmas Holiday to do something explosive and stupid. You think their exagerrating?
Well you deal with the fire of '05
The flood of '06
The explosive one oh seven
The heist and hostage of '08
The shark infestation of '09
The city grid power outage of '10
And god only knows what would happen this year. Hell! No one could even guess how the last year happen! I mean between the rolling black out and out boxes randomly combusting the city was at a lost.
Most wanted it pin all on Sasuke. Sasuke was the only possible suspect because he was the youngest in the family. Everyone knew the shark infestation was Itachi and Kisame. But the power outage just didn't seem like something Itachi would do. I mean the man was dating Kyuubi at the time and if there was anything anyone was glad for, it was when Uchiha's finally found a mate. Their violent and defiant natures seems to dissapate when that happened.
But Sasuke.
Sasuke
The mansion was gloomy for any and all couples in the Uchiha family.
Why?
Because Mikoto had decided to have the marrage counseling during the family get-together.
They Hyugas and Phantomhives struggled immensiely too get out of it. I mean jump out the window dig a tunnel with a spoon kind of struugle.
But of course Mikoto was a brilliant woman and who knew what was going to happen before the idea evened formed in anyone's mind so their attempts were futile.
And so that was how Hatori Phantomhive (reluctantly) ended up becoming the counseler for the family. It not that Hatori didn't know how to counsel. But he felt that no amount of counseling could rectify the problems within this family. However, he'd give a poor man's try at it.
"Alright let's start with something simple. Trust..." Their was a collective groan as all the seme's in the room gave Hatori a sour look.
"...Like I was saying trust is the start of any relationship" Madara and Itachi both raised their hands "including sexual ones (their hands went down). You trust the person to show you a good time, keep secrets, and share your life with. No matter what trust is a factor in all relationships. So, I want all of you to be willing to trust your partner now. First take postion which is NOT sexual.."
Everyone including Mikoto, Fugaku, Minato, and Kushina sat either with clasped hands or leaning on the other's shoulder or sitting in laps.
"..Alright now Itachi why don't you lead for us. Trust Kyuubi and tell him something you wouldn't normally talk about with him" Itachi looked at him like he'd gone up a wall.
"Something emotional Itachi" The stare went from up a wall to down right insane "How about something you dislike about Kyuubi? Something he does or in his character that you think he can improve on."
Itachi seemed to be okay with that.
"Kyuu-chan, I don't like it with you call that ass Shuukaku. He's nothing but a low down dirty rat out to try and still you from me." Itachi's eyes flashed red.
"Uh...okay...now I want you to do the same...thing" Hatori was at a lost of words as he watched Kyuubi bash the side of Itachi's head.
"I HATE it when you don't trust me! You think every person that comes up to me is trying to steal me away. And even IF that was true I'm not gulliable to fall for them you asshole I MARRIED YOU!" With that Kyuubi turned away from his mate clearly pissed.
"Uh..well that's..a start. Itachi are you okay?" Itachi let out small whine "Alright then who's next?(noone raised their hand) How about Naruto and Sai" Hatori turned his cool eyes toward the young couple. "Naruto you first."
"Uhhh...err okay..um I do-"
"It better not be anything about ramen" glared the ridiciously pregnant ferret.
"Bu-"
"No"
"Fine! I don't like how you treat me like a complete idiot a lot of the time...I mean I know I have moments..but this kinda hurts my pride, ya know"
"Naruto you are an idiot-"
"HEY"
"But you're my idiot and it's part of the reason I love you, but if it really bothers you that much...I maybe a little more linent about it" Naruto smiled a massive shit eating smile before hugging his adorble "wife"
"...Sai it's your turn" sighed the already tired neko
"I don't like when you get touchy-feely with other people" Naruto gulped for the evil aura immenting from Sai "I had go through hell to have you and I'm not going to give you up so stop it!" ordered the enraged ferret.
"Okay" Naruto's sweatdropped.
"Good" smiled Sai.
"..." Hatori wanted to say that this wasn't about ordering your mate around but he would let it go. "Juugo...Suigetsu let's have a go"
"Eww! I don't want to go anywhere with you" joked Suigetsu.
Hatori sighed. "Juugo you first."
"...I don't really have anything I particularly dislike"
"Juugo there must be something about the Suigetsu behavior or enviroment you don't like.
"...I'd rather he not leave the bathroom floor soaking wet...I slipped and almost hit my head last time."
"...okaaay Suigetsu..?"
"Well, I wouldn't have to if the only pleasure I get nowadays is either your hand or mind. I mean for fucks sake! I don't like have to do this myself I'm MARRIED! It's YOUR job to satisfy me." humphed the prego shark.
"Suigetsu you're pregnant"
"So?"
"We can't do that when you're pregnant"
Hatori saw the quickly engraging face and so decided to step in.
"It's true such straneous exercise could prove to be fatal to the baby" explained Hatori in a profeesional voice.
"Humph fine!" The white shark proceed to place hisself in a more comfortable position.
"...Ah"
"Oh me next me next!" Mikoto squealed.
"...Uh huh..." Hatori was hoping to skip them sense just about everything was wrong with his dear baby cousin.
"Sweetie is there anything about me you dislike." Everyones sweatdropped.
'You're insane, crazy,demonic,destructive,overbearing,horredious,terrifying,bipolar,schizophrenic...'
"Of course not darling! You have very cute quirks" Everyone stared in awe as Fugaku(lied) finished his statement with a flourish.
'Does he not realize his wife is the devil in disguise!'
"Awww baby you're so sweet! Oh, but I would love it if you get ride of this stubble on your chin. It's not very becoming"
"Hahaha dearest, I was thinking of growing a beard."
"haha Babe DON'T" everyone's sweatdropped. Fugaku wasn't going to test his luck but...
"I think it makes me look distingushed"
"Mmm I think it makes you look unnecessarily hairy" Fugaku sighed "Besides you look so young and handsome without one."
'Well...'
"Alright, it'll be gone tomorrow" sighed the aging man.
"Yay!" cried the evil wit- I mean Mikoto. She kissed Fugaku.
"...Kakashi...Sasuke please end this for me"
"WHAT ABOUT US?" screamed Madara.
"What about you?" replied Hatori.
"Grr..." growled Madara.
"Mada-kun let it go. There is no reason to get upset" soothed Pein.
"The hell it is! He is skipping us!" cried Madara.
"Babe you didn't even want to do this" replied Pein.
"...So?" Pein immediately pulled Madara by his collar to sit him down.
"Fine. I hate when you make unnecessaray scenes. It's make you look stupid and you're embarassing me."
"So now I'm embarassing?"
"Yes as much so as the day I met you" Pein replied deadpan.
"Well you fell for me! So what does that say about YOU?"
"It says embarassing or not I still love you Now sit the fuck down or I beat you within an inch of your life"
"...Okay" Madara placed his head on Pein laps and behaved himself.
"...uh...um yea I've had enough for today" Hatori got out of his chair and headed for the kitchen.
"Tori you ass! What about my precious diamond, Sasu-chan" cried Mikoto.
"Moooom" whined the little neko.
"Hey! What about your other son" added Itachi.
"Dear baby cousin, I'm tired and want to sleep with my mate. It's two in the morning get some sleep." And help!
"Bu-"
"Goodnight!" with that the older male fled the room.
"Fine! We can just do it without you! Sasuke! Kakashi!" Mikoto whirled to where Sasuke and Kakashi were seated only to discover they were no longer there.
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"Explain to me why you wanted to this during the most hellish time of the year" growled Sasuke. He was currently laying in bed with Kakashi ready for much needed sleep.
"It wasn't so bad" replied the silver-haired wolf. The get-together wasn't EXACTLY as he saw on TV. But there did seem to be that loving family feeling behind all the hostility and yelling.
"Yeah right! I want to just get this whole thing over with so I can have two weeks away from my family"
"Maa it might be worth it all if you give it a chance"
"Tch! With the knowledge that my grandmother will be here I know better than to give this shit a chance." Kakashi sighed. It was going to be a long day he was sure of it.