Dib: YES! I have finally broken into Yoruko's domain! Ah, the sweet taste of victory. And the scent of it too. Wait, why do I smell chocolate?

Mar: Hi Dib. Wait, oh crap! Dib! GET YOUR FILTHY LARGE HEAD OUT OF MY NEE-CHAN'S LAIR! (beats up Dib, then ties him up, uses knockout gas, and delivers to Zim) Zim! I have delivered the Dib-worm to your base! Victory is ours, Zim!

Zim: Yes, I AM ZIM! Thank you, Mar. We will dispose of the Dib-worm, after conducting several, horrible, painful experiments on him! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (jumps onto table punching fist into the air) Ah, another victory for ZIM!

Yoruko: Still not sure why he talks in third person all the time. But either way, Zim is awesome, though Gaz is my favorite character.

Gaz: WOULD YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP AND BE QUIET? I'm in the zone… (growls)

Dib: Ah, my incredibly scary sister has come to listen!

Mar: What are you still doing here?! (beats the crap out of Dib, then re-delivers to Zim) Okay, I'm really sorry to the Dib fan girls- by the way all fan girls creep me out, but you guys probably creep me out the most- but if you don't like beating up scenes of Dib, well, don't like, don't read. Just saying.

Yoruko: That's the most important rule about reading fiction! ^.^

Tes: Unless it's an assignment for school…

Dax: Duh… Well, Mar? Am I going to be important this time?

Mar: Who knows? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gir, the disclaimer, please! ^.^

Gir: TACOS! Mar nor Yoru-chan owns nothing other than this story and the OCs! I like food…

Tes: Yay! I'm an OC! I ROCK! No, just kidding. I'm just average, or as average as you can be. I don't think it's totally possible to be normal.

Chapter 2

"Well, Gaz, I got to stop at the office first," I said as we entered the school. "Maybe later you can show me around, and I'll show you more game cheats I've picked up from being kicked around so much? Who knows, maybe you know things I don't!"

"Alright," Gaz said, smiling, though not looking up from her GS3. "I'll see you after you get from the office then." It's pretty amazing that I've already found a friend, and she even seems like the person who is kind of secluded and not quite all that friendly towards people. I hope she'll still be my friend when she finds out my secret. Eventually, everybody figures it out, whether I show them or not, on purpose or unintentionally.

I slowly walk into the office, suddenly feeling as though someone, or something, was watching me. I shook off the feeling as I approached the front desk. "Um, hi?" I said. "I'm the new girl. My name is Tes Wires."

The woman at the desk nodded. "You will be in class 2B." she said. "I am Ms. Sween. Hopefully, you won't be seeing me too much. I think this time it might work out. I can symphasize with your situation a bit. I was kicked around for being a rebel back in my day…" The woman seemed to be daydreaming, so I started to leave, but she shook her head. "Sorry about that. I'm an old woman, so I tend to take trips down memory lane. Here are the classes there are going to be in class 2B, your locker number, and your locker combination. Oh, and here is a map of the school. I can get someone to show you around if you'd like, Miss Wires."

"No, that's okay ma'am," I said. "Gaz Membrane already said she would help me around, so I'm fine."

Ms. Sween seemed a bit shocked, but she smiled. "That was very nice of her." She said. "Well, I'll let you get along then. If you have any problems, just visit me." I nodded, and exited.

I scoped the crowd for Gaz. A lot of people had got in by just a matter of minutes, so it was pretty hard. I spotted Zim rather quickly, but as I was about to go approach him someone nudged my arm. "Hey Gaz," I said. She nodded, not seeming to be paying much attention. "You ready to show me around?" She nodded, still not looking up from her Game Slave.

As we walked through the hallway, I smiled. This place, just felt, right, somehow. I've never felt like this ever before. I looked around. I think I'll be staying here.

I spotted Zim again, only this time at a locker, and I realized that my locker was right next to his. I'm not sure if I'm glad that my locker is next to his, or annoyed. "Um, Gaz?" I said. "This is my locker, isn't it? Locker 2B22?" That's a lot of twos. She took a quick peek at my papers, and nodded, then put her attention back to her GS3.

I noticed Zim screaming at his locker. He pulled out some sort of gun and fired at the locker several times. I couldn't help but laugh at his utter stupidity. I walked up to my locker and did my combination, then felt his gaze as I opened it up. "Do you need help?" I asked, just trying to be friendly.

"SILENCE!" Zim yelled. "Zim will not take help from anyone. I AM ZIM!" I sighed.

"Haven't we already made this clear that you are Zim?" I said. "You don't need to keep saying that. I always remember people's names."

Zim scowled at me, but I just went over to his locker, pushing him out of the way. I closed my eyes, then let my fingers do the actions. I opened my eyes when I heard a click, and I opened the locker. "Zim could have done that himself!" he said. "Zim needs the help of no one." I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah," I said. "You could just thank me for opening your locker, you know. I could just be mean to you."

"SILENCE!" he yelled, but I tuned out what he was saying and put the things I needed to put in my locker where they should be, and tried to keep it at least a little organized. I nudged Gaz and we moved on.

Later, in class

"And this is the new student who just transferred here," the teacher said. "Her name is Tes Wires. Tes, I am Mr. Alcove. I hope you will have a good time at this school. If you would like to say anything before we begin, I will allow you to so maybe the students can get better acquainted with you."

The last comment made me think of how he probably knew that I was kicked out and didn't have friends. I shook away the feeling, and stood up straight. "I'm Tes, as he said. I just want to say that I'm not normal, so if you don't like that, just don't mess with me. I really don't take to that well." I have a feeling that being normal isn't anything that would reside around here, from what I've seen so far.

I got several strange looks, but I didn't care. I scanned the room for an empty seat, and I found one in the back corner. I noticed Zim and Dib sitting next to each other, and I absolutely know that's going to be chaotic for me.

I started tuning into Zim and Dib's conversation, even though it technically is eavesdropping, but it's pretty hard to tune it out anyways. "Well, Zim," Dib said, grinning. "If you're such an incredible and superior Invader, then why have you been here for almost three human years?"

"Nonsense!" Zim shot back. "I've just been too incredible to succeed. Right now, I have a plan that can't possibly fail! Not to mention, if you weren't so busy following me and trying to stop me from simply being me, ZIM, you might not have so much detention!"

"Wait, how did you know that I have detention?" Dib said, scowling at Zim.

"I know a lot of things about everyone," Zim said casually. "Including you, Dib-monkey. Spooky, yes?"

Sitting behind them is going to be a really long ride isn't it? Though, I kind of enjoy this. I really can't say that about much. I'm going to stay here, and enjoy it.

End of Chapter

Note to WanderSnark, the first guest reviewer of this story, from Yoruko: First off: BACK OFF, MY SISTER IS ELEVEN, and quite a bit younger to boot! She's been trying to figure out her writing style, and has enough self esteem issues where her writing is concerned as it is. She does not by any means need anyone ruining that for her. I will be pissed off ifshe loses inspiration or confidence because of someone like you saying something like that. Second: She's not basing the more than one personality thing off of the actual disorder, and as this is a fictional story the multiple personality thing is usually not at all what you seem to be thinking, nor does it have to be accurate. Besides, she says as Tes makes friends her personality will change. Think of how you would feel if you had literally no friends- AND POSSIBLY NEVERhave before you say something like that! (As far as Gaz goes, even she's got to have someone she can get along with. Besides, there is no such thing as someone who doesn't need a friend. Plus, one- since it's fanfiction it doesn't have to be accurate. Two- even if Gaz did know about and use cheats it doesn't mean she knows ALL of the cheats.) Third of all, she says once she finishes the swing of things it will be more like the actual series. If you've ever even written a fanfic before, which your lack of logging in makes me doubt, haven't you needed to set things up before you could get things moving? LASTLY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, my little sister is writing this as a special birthday present for me, as she said last chapter, even though she completely and utterly loathes fanfiction and I do NOT appreciate you coming and being so picky and fairly rude when you're too much of a coward to log in so I can confront or talk to you directly! If you ever do log in and leave me another review like that, I will answer, being polite as I can manage, then if you're not apologetic I'm going to block you! There has never been and will never be anything that gets me as mad as messing with my family or hurting their feelings! I suggest you look at my reviews, because His Minx, who I know in real life, is as miffed at you as I am.

Mar: Another thing, the character isn't based off of me at all. I'm just trying to be the character, that's all.

Tes: Jeez, that chick was a jerk. This really is just a fanfiction, and I think it takes a lot of heart and good nature to write something you hate for someone you love.

Dax: That was cruel. Mar was in the middle of writing that when she got that review, so that's why the chapter was so short.

Gir: That reviewer was a meanie girl. I LIKE WAFFLES! (runs around in circles giggling)

Mar: Anyways, let's talk about something happier.

Zim: GIR!

Gir: Yes, my master?

Zim: Why exactly did you put bacon in the soap?

Gir: I made it myself! (grins)

Zim: Answer the question, Gir. (waits a few minutes) GIR!

Gir: Doody do da doody doo do!

Mar: Gir said doody! XD

Yoruko: (rolls eyes) Can you please keep that in line- at least on a fanfic?

Mar: NEVER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yoruko: (sighs) I knew it was to much to ask… At least keep it to a minimum!

Mar: Nope. Never. Ever. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (ROFL)