Soooooo! How many of you people are seriously pissed at me? [Glare] ...O-Ol Okay alot of you...*runs far far away*
In an almost sad attempt at prolonging the inevitable, Sasuke decided to leave the mansion with his ever silly lover, Kakashi, under the pretense of Christmas shopping.
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...well a pretense for Sasuke at least. Kakashi had yet to buy everyone a gift.
"I can't believe you haven't gotten this done yet." fumed Sasuke. The man was just so freaking lazy!
"Maa~ but Sasuke I'm not used to buying a lot of presents. I normally just give my friends their presents on New Years"
"Why" hissed the angered neko.
"Because I spend Christmas alone. While everyone else is on vacation." explained the older wolf as if this was the most normal thing in the world.
Sasuke anger toward the older man soften. "...Well get used to it! You're technically part of the Uchiha family and we're a big family that expect presents on Christmas, got it?"
"Hmm." Kakashi humed happily. And with that the next 2 hours were filled with indecision, yelling, and Sasuke glaring at every person that stared lustfully at his maskless lover. By the time lunch hit, Kakashi had two arms of bags while Sasuke walked next to him pouting.
"You could help carry some of these bags, ya know."
"..."
"Sasuke.."
"..."
"I wasn't flirting with him Sasuke"
"..."
"He asked me how it looked on him"
"..."
"I wasn't going to say he looked fat Sasuke he was pregnant!" Sasuke flinched.
"..."
Kakashi sighed. He wasn't getting anywhere with Sasuke right now and they'd have to go through the whole marriage counseling(or in their case pre) thing as soon as they got back. Today was not looking good.
"Are you ready for tonight?" Sasuke finally spoke.
But tonight was always a better...night?...time?...You know what I mean!
Kakashi noticed the tinge of pink on his lovely raven's cheeks and to resisted the urge to glomp him.
"Of course! This make us...official "purred the silver-haired man. Sasuke blushed became darker and Kakashi silently cheered.
"...Yea...well...mphgg" Kakashi silenced the blushing neko with his own lips. Really how was he suppose to resist when he looked to delectable. Silently Kakashi wondered if Sasuke's blush could get andy darker.
Sasuke only put up a momentary struggle before he gave in. He liked kissing Kakashi it was...nice? Sasuke didn't quite have the right word for the way Kakashi kissed. When Kakashi's lips touched his, it felt nothing short of an electric shock running through him. His tongue seeking Sasuke just made Sasuke let loose the most embarssing sounds ever! And yet, it still managed to drift into a completely other world. Sasuke couldn't help think how...
Cliche.
Crass.
Stupid.
Lovesick.
and Disgusting.
...that all sounded to him. He ripped his lips from Kakashi his blush darker and more visible than ever and stomped away completely embarrassed. Kakashi blinked not knowing what was pissing his lovely kitten off before shrugging and following after him. Kakashi wondered if they were really gonna get back to mansion for marriage counseling.
*Several hours later*
The Uchiha-Namikaze home was going through something akin to hell. Ironic since they always threaten to send other people to that very place. Nonetheless, noone felt more irritation than Mikoto Uchiha. Yes, the force, fury, and very drive that made the Uchiha fearsome was under extreme forms of stress. Not only was her mother-in-law here in the mansion, but she also found out that her run away son (Sasuke) would more than likely not be here (for reasons unknown to her).
Now if there was one thing Mikoto insured It was that when Nekobaa-chan came to visit Sasuke was sure to be the first thing the old woman would see. If there was anything Mikoto knew about that woman was that she loved five things.
1) Money because that woman thought that money made the world go round.
2) Cats because they are the smartest creatures to ever live
3) Smokes because they calm her nerves
4) Alcohol (particularly vodka) because...well Mikoto thought it was because she was secretly an alcholic
5) Last but not least Sasuke because...well how could you not love Mikoto's darling little diamond! *cue squeal*
Of course Nekobaa-chan also loved Itachi, but she just "liked Sasuke more." This effected Itachi in no way since he didn't want to spend anytime with "the old hag" Sasuke on other hand adored spending time with his dear dear grand mother...
That Mikoto couldn't stand.
The woman maybe family, but my god did she have a way to complain about everything! Nothing satisfied her.
Her food was too salty.
Her sheets were to stiff.
Your hair looks like a bees nest
Itachi is a smartass.
"Mikoto that dress makes your hips look fat" Twitch
Mikoto cracked a smile on her face and swiftly turned to face her dear mother-in-law "It's nice to see you as well Nekobaa-chan"
The older woman grunted "Hn, if only I could say the same thing back" Mikoto gritted her teeth and grinned wider in an attempt to keep face in front of the infernal woman. Fugaku, seeing his seething wife, decided to cut in.
"Mother please. She is my wife." He said calmly as he bent to kiss the rugged cheek.
"Yes and I still don't understand why. You were such a vibrant young man. Many suitors. Where on earth did I go wrong?" replied Nekobaa. Mikoto wondered if she accidently trip the old woman, would she fall and go to hell.
"Mother we'ver been through this before, during, and after my marriage to Mikoto. I love her." Mikoto's smile soften.
"What about that other woman? The nice lovely girl you had the huge crush on...hannah" Mikoto's smile dropped. "You know I adored her. She was so pretty. Exotic really"
"You had a crush on her dear?" Fugaku felt his life expectancy drop...again.
"Oh just a minor one dear. Hardly significant"
"Nonsense! You use declare undying love for her. Always on about her snowy hair and lovely cocoa skin. How you couldn't get out of the friend zone"
"Undying love" hissed the jealous wife. Fugaku saw a flash of red in his wife eyes and knew it was time to back track.
"Dear it was nothing! I married you!" pointed out Fugaku.
"Oh thats right! She died in that rock climbing accident. What a shame? I'm so sure you would have married her instead of...hmm what's you name again dear" Fugaku ran and never looked back. Of course he didn't have after he heard.
"SAAAAAASUUUKKEEEEEEEEEE"
"Hmmm did you hear something, kashi?" asked Sasuke.
"No why?" Sasuke shrugged. He could have sworn he heard his mother's voice. Sasuke snapped out his thoughts when heard the man in front of him clear his throat.
"So if you guys will sign here and initials here, you'll be legal." Neither Kakashi or Sasuke hesitated to sign the sheet of paper. "Alrightie then! Congratulations Mr and Mr(s?) Hatake" Sasuke smiled at his new last name.
Hatake Sasuke.
Yes Sasuke really liked the ring to that. The couple were in the morgue with their close friends(as witnesses) congratulating them.
"Did you have to have a wedding in the morgue Sasuke?" demanded Neji. He would have never thought to have a wedding here.
"Of course! It's memorable, unique-"
"and no one would ever think to look for us here" finished Kakashi. Sasuke glared.
"Hn" replied Neji.
Sasuke sighed. He was happy to be the official spouse of Kakashi, but throughout the whole thing Sasuke couldn't help having sexual thoughts. He wanted to have sex with Kakashi so bad. He felt like he was going through withdrawals. Sasuke had even been reduced to hand jobs...many times. He felt like an addict. A sex addict. Sasuke cursed himself for forbidding sex in the first place. They both did it at least 3 times a day not including hand and blow jobs. It was stupid to think he could go so long without it. Stupid magazine telling how mind blowing sex was when you abstinate from it.
Sasuke broke from his thoughts when he felt a hand entwine with his own. He looked up and Sasuke couldn't help but smile at Kakashi's massive grin. The man just had an infectious smile.
"I'm happy" Sasuke never knew two words could make him feel so elated.
"Haa...Haa...okay so finally...updated haa" Damn you guys can run!
Anyway you guys can find explanation of why I haven't updated on my stories on my profile. I shall start updating more often. Ohh and take my poll. The one with the most votes gets updated the most often (probly)