Soooooo! How many of you people are seriously pissed at me? [Glare] ...O-Ol Okay alot of you...*runs far far away*
"I wish my favorite lil' grandson was here!" an elderly voice said wistfully "You lot suck at poker"
In the family room of the Uchiha mansion, all the inhabitants were sitting in a large circle looking hagrid and disbelieving. The old hag striped them of hundreds which was accumulating into thousands and no one was quite sure how she had done it either! The search for Sasuke was on! Sasuke was the only one capable of making the old women's shriveled grey heart feel a tinge of something not bitter. It had taken two hours of Mikoto frantically crying and threatening (everyone) for her son to come.
"Sasuke Tsuki Uchiha you get your ASS over here and deal with the MONSTROSITY I'M FORCED TO CALL FAMILY!"was the main thing that got Sasuke to leave his romantic evening with Kakashi.
"Now grandma I'm flattered" Everyone's eyes turned to the young raven haired neko holding his fiancee's arm. Sasuke was like a bright beacon light in the dark pits of hell.
"Ah! My precious lil' neko! Give grandma some love" demanded nekobaa as she smoke her pipe. She opened her arms in welcome. Sasuke did not hesitate to run over to the aged woman and whispered into her frayed hair "I missed you"
"Of course you do! These idiots can't give you a decent challenge!"
"Grandma! Be nice!" admonished the younger neko. Everyone watched in wonder as Sasuke scolded the older woman. Mikoto was sobbing with relief and joy.
"My Sasu-neko come play poker with an old woman" Sasuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
"Yes, but first there is someone I want to introduce you to" Sasuke moved away from Nekobaa in order to grab Kakashi's hand a pull him closer. "Grandma this is Kakashi Hatake my fiancee" annouced the smiling neko. The room stilled It felt like the great calm before the storm. Eerie. "He-"
"No"
Sasuke paused not quite catching what his dear grandmother said "What was that grandma?"
"I said: No" she repeated with an air of finality.
"Baa-ch-"
"Do you remember me Hatake-san?" question the older woman. For the first time since he had got here Sasuke glanced over at his lover and noted that he looked nervous. Kakashi never looked nervous unless Sasuke was glaring at him.
"Nekobaa! You look wel-"
"Don't give that crap, you bastard!"
"Grandma!" scolded Sasuke.
Nekobaa didn't listen "I told you if I ever saw your face again I was going to make your life a living hell!" Sasuke saw Kakashi's sweat drop.
'What the HELL is going on!?'
"I see you still have that grudge" Nekobaa glared.
"Kakashi what the hell is gong on" demanded a confused Sasuke.
"I'll tell you my favorite lil' neko your mother is a failure!" Nekobaa's tone became harsh
"Excuse me!" demanded the matriarch.
"How could you let such filth come into the family?!" demanded the old woman
"I blew up the man's apartment, destroyed his beloved car, kicked him in his balls in hopes of stopping reproduction" Kakashi whimpered and held Sasuke. There really was no need to attack his precious gift to society. "The guy just gets back up with his shitty smile. I can't stop him!"
"You should have tried harder" insisted Nekobaa
"If the guy gets up after all that then you think maybe he loves your grandson. Even with the looming fact that I will make his life a living hell!" screeched the infuriated mother. Kakashi whimpered some more and buried his face in Sasuke's hair. "And I sure as hell am not missing my son's wedding because he decided to elope" Mikoto spat the word out with disgust.
"That is hardly any excuse. You have always been a weak link Mikoto." Sasuke winced at the harsh tone his grandmother was using. He had only heard her like this when she found out about Sasuke's depression.
"I'm not you! I won't miss my son's wedding because I disapprove." Mikoto's eyes were fierce.
"Who wants to watch their family sink further and further into hell because they decide to marry some harlot?" calmly asked the old woman.
"Mother!" exclaimed Fugaku who could only watch helplessly.
"Well at least I care enough to accept the fact that he is happy...Now if you'll excuse me" Mikoto fled the room without a word.
"Mother you should be ashamed" admonished Fugaku. He didn't wait for a reply as he rushed after his mate.
"I agree with father. You are a wicked bitter witch grandmother." Itachi left furious knowing that he had any relation to the old hag. Kyuubi was not far behind him waddling his way out the room. It didn't take long for the others to follow. After an eeire silence Sasuke spoke up.
"Grandmother I very much agree with father you should be ashamed of yourself...but...Kashi what did you do?" Sasuke turned his big inquisitive eyes to his lover begging for an answer.
Kakashi could not resist. He sighed before speaking up "You know how I was on the police force?" Sasuke nodded. "Well there was this case where some illegal contraband was being shipped to China. Naturally, China wanted it to stop and placed the job on us. It was believed that whoever was selling the stuff was more than likely working with the Biashe of China to network it throughout the country."
'So it became an international problem" deduced the young neko.
"Yea well me and Asuma followed a link that took us to the operations and your grandma was involved. It took us a long time and a lot of dead ends to find her. We found out from an anonymous source that the contraband was worth billions "
"Wait so...!"
"Yea, more than likely not all the Uchiha fortune is...legal" Nekobaa snorted and Sasuke turned to glare at the older woman before turning back to Kakashi.
"Yea she never got arrested or anything. Hard to pin anything on an innocent old lady, but we did close down the main network to China. It was a hefty link worth eight point three billion dollars give or take"
"...So you stopped my king pin grandma and she hates you because-"
"That route produced a hell of a lot of profit. Little input. Lotta output. Now because of him I have to create tighter security and precautions to ensure everything gets done without hitch" ranted the old woman.
"Uhhh...yea...probably not a good idea to tell a former police officer that" pointed out Kakashi.
"Hn" Kakashi rolled his eyes 'Uchihas' He'd have to tell HQ that. Anonymously of course.
After a short pause Sasuke spoke up.
"Grandma I'm upset with you and I won't forgive you until you apologize to my mother" declared Sasuke.
"Hn. Why don't I give you a car and all is forgiven?" offered Nekobaa. Desperate not to have her lovely little kitten dislike her.
"No"
"I'll give you five million dollars"
"No"
"I'll buy you an eight acre tomato patch and give you unconditional access to it"
"..."
"Sasuke we have our own tomato garden" Kakashi said turning Sasuke toward him.
"..."
"Sasuke you'll get sick eaten all those tomatoes"
"..."
"I'll buy you an eight acre tomatoe patch. But there will be conditions"
Sasuke turned to Nekobaa "No"
ANd with that Sasuke stormed out before the older woman tempted Sasuke with other things he loved.