Author's note

Sorry if there are any mistakes in this, I wrote most of it quite late at night

Still don't own Friends or Rocky Horror

When world's collide

The grand doors opened to reveal an even grander hall full of people all dressed the same. In weird black suits with brightly coloured ties.

"What is this?" Monica whispered to Chandler

"A celebration of sorts" Riff explained.

"You've arrived on a good night, for the master at least" Magenta said then whisked Riff away to the dance floor as the time warp played.

Soon, the whole hall was dancing. The three of them just stood there watching in wonder as the strange people sang and danced. Riff Raff danced right over to them and twirled Monica round and Magenta danced around the guys laughing. Only stopping at her solo when she danced right into the middle of the room.

This has got to be a dream Chandler thought, well, more like a nightmare, a strange, twisted nightmare. He held Monica close to him, so long as they were together, they would be ok.

Soon, the music finished and Riff Raff and Magenta walked over to them.

"The master should be here any minute" Riff explained, looking towards the doors.

"He'd better be here soon. I want to go to bed" Magenta looked at Riff. She was tired and basically fed up.

"It will soon be over. My most beautiful sister" he laughed slightly then playfully bit her neck. She let out a shriek of delight.

Chandler Ross and Mon just looked at them.

"Erm, aren't you guys like brother and sister?" Chandler asked now convinced this was some sort of dream.

They turned to face him

"Yes. So what?" Riff said

"We're close" Magenta added

"Still!" Chandler said "These two don't do that" He pointed to Monica and Ross.

He was sure he heard Riff mutter "Earthlings" under his breath.

Soon, the grand doors opened and all of the strange guests turned to face them. Riff and Magenta hurried off, presumably to greet the master.

They only managed to see the master when he was up on stage. It was a shock to say the least. He flung off his black cape to reveal fishnet stockings and a black corset and little black pants.

"Are you guys seeing this too?" Ross asked, Chandler and Monica could only nod.

"Greetings once again" The strange master said. Magenta and Riff were standing silently either side of him.

"Tonight is a special night. Yes, tonight we shall finally be going home! To our beloved planet" The room soon erupted with clapping and cheering.

Planet, going home? So that would mean they were aliens? Surely not! Monica thought.

"At the dawn we shall finally have enough power to blast this entire house back to the galaxy of Transylvania and we shall finally be home. Oh" He looked towards Monica Chandler and Ross. "I see we have company"

Riff went over and said something to the master who walked towrds the earthlings.

"Hello. What a pleasure to meet you!" He extended his hand for them all to shake but he roughly kissed Monica.

"Hey, that's my wife!" Chandler stepped towards the strange man.

"Oh, how, forceful" He smirked "And with a temper"

"We just need to use your phone please" Chandler said

"Oh, we don't have one, but you're, welcome to stay till morning"

"But aren't you going home tomorrow?" Chandler asked uncertainly

"We don't want to deny our guests hospitality. Magenta. Riff Raff. Show our guests to their rooms"

"This way" Magenta led them out of the grand hall and into an elevator before they could object.

They soon discovered they had separate rooms, much to their horror.

"But we're married" Chandler had protested when Riff had tried to separate him and Monica

"Masters orders" Riff said opening a door. "This way" He said to Monica and Ross leading them further down the corridor. They had room opposite each other at least, and Chandler was right next door to Mon so it wasn't all bad. Once they were in their room, Magenta and Riff went to the lab to watch on the monitor.