Author's note

Still don't own Friends or Rocky Horror...maybe I could if I sold my brother...

Wild and untamed thing

None of them could get much sleep. Monica badly wanted to go next door to see Chandler but she was worried in case anyone saw her. She didn't like it here and wanted to go.

Across the hall, Ross wasn't having much luck sleeping either. He was thinking about the mess they were in and the fact he had missed the dinosaur convention, although now he wasn't too bothered about that now. He just wanted them to get out of there. He was worried about Monica in particular; he'd seen the way the master looked at her before. If he tries anything… he thought I'll… well, he didn't know what he'd do as the master was apparently an alien so God knows what he'd do in a fight.

Chandler was pacing around his room trying to think of how to get them out of the castle but soon he realised even if they got out they couldn't really go a anywhere as the car was broken. He went and sat on the bed when the door opened.

"Mon?" He asked

"I'm afraid not" it was the master

"What are you doing here?" Chandler asked

"I'm here to have some fun" he walked over and pushed Chandler onto the bed.

"No!" Chandler shouted pushing him off

"Well why not?"

"I love my wife" suddenly he thought, "what have you done to Monica?"

"Nothing, why, do you think I should?" He asked

"No! Leave us alone, what's your name anyway?"

"Dr Frank N Furter, but please, call me Frank" he said, climbing onto the bed again

"I said get off me!" Chandler kicked Frank to the ground and ran out, he first tried Mon's room but the door was shut.

"Mon" he shouted

"Chandler" came the muffled reply

"Can you open the door?"

"No" she sounded panicked.

Suddenly, Frank emerged with an axe. Where'd he get that? Chandler thought.

"Come here!" Frank shouted.

He panicked then whispered "Meet me in the dining room" through the door before running down the corridor just about dodging the axe. When he got to the end he saw Frank going into Ross's room. He thought about going back but realised it was best to stay where he was, well, go to the dining room. After all, Frank had an axe so if he interfered he would probably end up getting them all killed.

Ross had almost fallen asleep when he heard someone come in.

"Who is it?" he asked

"Only me" Dr Frank said

"You" Ross said "What are you doing in here?"

"Only want to have a bit of fun" he climbed onto the bed.

"Get off me!" Ross pushed him off the bed, kicked him and then ran to the door and locked it. Some Dr Ross thought he'd left the keys in the door.

He ran across to Monica's room.

"Mon, are you ok?" he asked, worried.

"No, the doors locked and I think something happened to Chandler"

"It's ok" Ross said, he could vaguely see her through the glass and he could see she was shaking. Suddenly, there was a loud noise. Dr Frank was trying to axe down the door to get out.

"Go" Mon said to Ross "I'll be ok, just go find Chandler and I'll meet you"

"No, I'm not leaving you"

"Go" Mon shouted as the Dr broke out of the room with a crazed look on his face.

Ross ran down the corridor, sure he'd heard Mon say something about a dining room. He just hoped she'd be ok, she was strong sure, but the master now had an axe. He'd just have to wait and hope. As he ran he heard the party still going on below. The castle was very big, the corridors were like a maze but soon he found a room that looked like a dining room.

"Chandler?" He called out

"I'm here" Chandler came out from behind a china cabinet. "Where's Mon?"

"In her room. I tried to get her out but Frank came at me with an axe"

"Oh God." Chandler said pacing again, like he always did when he was nervous. "She'll be ok right? She's tough and I told her to meet me here"

"She'll be fine" Ross said, though he was unsure himself. They sat on the floor by the wall to wait, making sure they were hidden from the view of anyone who walked past the room.

Meanwhile, Monica was lying in bed worrying, that man, the master, was probably going after her next. She was right, soon, the door opened and Frank was standing there, apparently without the axe.

"Just leave me alone" Monica said

"Why? I've only come for a bit of fun. Nothing wrong with that" he was lying on the bed next to her.

"No, I love my husband" she hit him "what have you done to Chandler?" she asked

"Nothing yet, why? Do you think I should?"

Monica was relieved; at least the other two got away.

"Don't be so difficult" Frank said, running his hand through her hair "give yourself in to absolute pleasure"

"No!" she slapped his hand away before jumping off the bed and running for the door, leaving Frank lying on the bed, confused. When she was outside the room she kept running. Dining room she thought where would it be? She found the elevator and went to the ground floor. When she got out, she kept running until she found a room with a large table in it. Must be it she thought going inside

"Chandler? Ross?" she said

"We're here" Chandler said as they both stood up and went to hug her.

"Are you ok? Did he try to.. .You know?" Ross asked

"He tried" Monica said "but I hit him"

"Good. We better move" Ross said, "I think Frank may know where we are"

They left the room and turned right and quickly went into the elevator. Ross pressed a random button and soon they were off. When they arrived, they got out. The room they were in was rather big and pink and full of strange equipment.

"What is this?" Monica asked

"A lab maybe" Ross suggested. It was only then that they noticed they weren't alone.

Footnote

'Footnote' reminds me of that Jeremy Hilary Boob guy from the yellow submarine film who wrote footnotes with his feet... anyway, that was quite long really... well, sort of :)