Author's note

Don't own Friends or Rocky horror yet. Damn.

Oh yeah, the chapter titles are taken from songs from Rocky Horror, either song names or lyrics.

Rose tint my world

It was only then they noticed magenta and Riff Raff watching a monitor in the corner.

"Were you watching us?" Chandler asked

"Yes, masters orders" Riff explained

"You're brave fighting him" Magenta said

"And stupid" Riff joined in "He'll kill you"

"Has he always been like this?" Monica asked

"Yes, unfortunately" Riff replied "we normally try to stay out of his way"

"Oh, so he's tried it with you two?"

"At first but he grew tired of trying." Magenta said

"He still whips us though, me more than Magenta, I hate it when he hurts her" Riff said "Master's hard to please"

"Have you ever thought of leaving?" Ross asked

"But where would we go?" Magenta asked

"As long as Frank's alive we have to serve him and he never leaves the house" Riff sat down

"Haven't you ever thought of killing him?" Chandler asked suddenly "I think the world, and your planet would be better off without him"

"We think about it but it's too risky" Riff said "he has cameras and we never know when he's watching them so even if I did get his antimatter gun, he has one on his person"

"Well couldn't you find a house somewhere seen as you're, together, and then find another way home?" Ross asked

"No, we came here in this house; it's our only way home"

They sat there in silence for a few minutes before Magenta looked at the monitor and said "He's coming, you need to hide"

"Where is he?" Chandler asked

"In the elevator. Go under the desk" Riff pointed to a large desk over the other side of the room. Riff went and stood by another workbench.

"Ah, master" Magenta said when he came in

"Where are they?" He asked waving his axe

"Not in here. I think they went out"

"Don't lie to me bitch" Frank snapped "I know they're here"

"Why should I tell you? You'll just kill them if I do?"

"Well they were unfaithful to me. Now tell me where they are"

"No. anyway, me and Riff refused and you let us live" Magenta said, trying to stall until Riff had thought of something

"Well, I needed you as servants, the castle won't clean itself"

"Well why don't you just let them go?" Magenta asked

"Where's the fun in that? I want to have some fun tonight" He said, "Now tell me where they are"

Riff meanwhile was hurriedly trying to think of what to do. He realised the only option was to kill Frank, he didn't really want to but he realised it was the only way to get the humans out and for him and Magenta to get back to Transylvania safely. He soon found what he was looking for, the antimatter gun. He held it, waiting for the right time to use it. He had to surprise Frank so he didn't get killed himself as Frank had a gun on him.

"No, let them go" Magenta said, not wanting to give up.

"Bitch!" Frank said, suddenly seeing Ross's hair sticking out from under the desk. He kicked Magenta to the floor then walked past waving the axe, ready to kill. Seeing this made Riff angry, he lifted the gun and fired twice at Frank who soon fell to the floor, dead. His axe landed inches away from Monica.

The three humans stood up slowly, unsure if they were going to get killed to.

"Shame really. I don't normally approve of killing" Riff said before putting the gun down and limping over to Magenta.

"Genta, are you ok?" He asked

"Yeah" She said as he helped her up and sat her down on the ramp.