Author's note

Still don't own Rocky Horror or Friends

Stay sane inside insanity

They didn't stop running until they got into the car, Monica started the engine quickly and drove to the main road as fast as she could.

"Hey, there goes the house" Ross said. They all turned to watch it blast off.

"Well, I hope they're ok when they get back to their planet" Monica said

"Yeah me to" Chandler agreed, then he started laughing "Hey, do you think the others will believe us?"

"No" Ross said "I don't know if I believe it really"

"Maybe it was all some twisted dream" Monica said

"Hopefully" Chandler said "Shame we couldn't stay in Vermont, I'll make it up to you"

"Vermont! I forgot about that" Mon said "never mind, we could go again"

"I suppose the dinosaur thing will be on again next year too" Ross said "and I'll go by train, just in case"

"don't blame you" Chandler said

It was silent for most of the journey, when they were about an hour away, Monica said "what are we going to tell them?"

"The truth" Chandler said

"They'll never believe it" Ross shook his head

"they might do" he said "I mean, someone else must have seen a giant house blasting off into space"

"Yeah, fair point" Ross said "maybe it was on the news"

"Possibly" Monica said "At least Frank didn't kill any of us"

"Yeah, or do anything else" Ross agreed

They finished the rest of the journey in silence. It was about 10am when they got back, the further away they got, the more the whole thing seemed like a dream, or a nightmare. They hurried up the stairs into Monica and Chandler's apartment.

"Hey guys, what are you doing back so early?" Rachel asked

"We got lost" Monica said

"Are you guys ok?" Joey asked as they sat down, they all looked pale and a bit shocked.

"Yeah just a bit tired" Ross said

"Oh, someone posted this for you" Phoebe said, holding up a letter.

Chandler opened it, it said thank you, we hope you get safely love Magenta and Riff

"How did they get this address?" Monica asked

"Who get this address?" Rachel asked

"No one, it doesn't matter" Monica said "Just some friends of ours".