Author's Note:

Beware, some sexual theme in here! PG13! I warned you! I AM WARNING YOU, SEXUAL THEME! DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!


Hidan was rubbing Thanerah's large belly affectionately while she was sitting on his lap. They were watching a movie on Friday night. She worried that she was too heavy but he just laughed and said that it's no problem. He didn't seem to be paying much attention to the movie. He was mostly paying attention to her stomach and her. He was giving her butterfly kisses on her neck and she felt warm and safe in his arms.

There's no other place she rather be.

Lately her father – Lord Jashin – had been asking her for the past few days whenever she prays. She was afraid to ask her husband because she was afraid that he'll freak out. He probably will but it's his choice if he wants to.

She turned her head to look at him and he stopped kissing her neck. She asked him, "Can I ask you something?"

She felt an affectionate kiss on her forehead, "Anything."

She smiled while she felt her cheeks on fire. No matter how long they had been together, he could always make her blush as if it was their first months of being together. She breathed in deeply as he eyed her curiously. She smiled up at him warmly and asked, "How would you feel to…meet my parents?"

He instantly stopped rubbing her belly but he didn't move away. He stared down at her shockingly with his eyes widened and his mouth gapped open.

She grimaced and said to him quickly, "You don't have to if you don't want to…"

Oh boy. She's making that face whenever she gets upset. Hidan hates to see that. It ache his heart every time and he would do anything to cheer her up. He cupped her face and said, "Hey, don't look so down. It's just…" She looked up at him hopefully but she waited for him to finish "…it's just that…your father is Lord Jashin for f**k's sake! I mean…it would be an honor to meet him in person but…come on! He's…He's Lord Jashin!" Now he looked freaked out.

It was quite entertaining to see him like this though. She giggled and asked him, "Are you afraid of him, love?"

He groaned and nodded. Fear was clear on his face. "F**k yeah! Who the f**k wouldn't! He's…Lord Jashin!"

She giggled at him.

He arched a brow at her, "What's so f**king funny, Tha?" he asked her as he tried to sound annoyed but it was quite hard because his mouth was twitching to grin.

She pointed at him while covering her mouth as she still giggled. "You. You're the General, a fearless warrior who kills people for a living and yet you're afraid of my father."

"But your father isn't an ordinary man! He's a God! A f**king God!"

She sternly looked at him.

He raised his hands up as a defense, "Sorry, sorry." And he placed his hands back on her round belly. He rubbed it affectionately again and she sighed happily as she leaned on his hard chest. They were both quiet until she asked him, "So…do you want to meet them or not? It's all right if you don't want to. I'm not going to push you."

He was silent for a moment and then he kissed the side of her forehead. "What do you think?"

"…I don't know. I guess I would be very happy if you two get along. After all, he is your father-in-law." She smiled up at him.

He chuckled as he brought his hand up to push some of her raven hair away from her face and caressed her cheeks softly. "I still can't f**king believe that he's my father-in-law."

She giggled and cuddled her face in his chest. She had no idea how he kept in shape. She had never seen him going out to jog, go to the gym, something to keep him fit as this. He stayed with her nearly 24/7. She couldn't help but to ask him while poking his stomach.

"How come you have no flab?"

He let out a laugh and asked her while grinning like a maniac, "What?"

She looked at him, trying to look serious, but she was failing miserably as the corner of her lips was twitching to smile. "How the hell do you keep in shape when you don't exercise?" She poked his stomach again and felt it was hard like brick instead of soft. She grabbed the bottom of the shirt and lifted up to take a peek to see his beautifully defined six or eight pack.

She couldn't help but to drool at the sight of it. It happens every single time. No matter how many times she saw him naked. It still blows her mind away.

He smirked down at her widely, "Does making love to you count as exercise?" he asked her huskily.

She looked up at him as she blushed. Then she playfully punched his chest while looking away, "Oh you!"

He chuckled as he wrapped his arms around her carefully and kissed her surprisingly. She smiled and kissed him back lovingly as she rested her hands on his broad shoulders. They kissed tenderly and slowly. Taking their sweet time in the kiss and completely forgetting about the movie.

When they pulled away, they both leaned their foreheads against each other's. He groaned deeply and she wondered why. Then she noticed the bulge in his pants. He was trying to hide it from her but it was too late. She smirked at him, "Someone's excited." She teasingly and seductively said to him.

He groaned deeply because of the tone she used. It wasn't helping to calm him down. "Tha, you're driving me insane, you know that?" he said to her as he sounded half breathless as he shut his eyes to try to gain control over himself. "Please don't make this harder for me."

"Hmm…" she suddenly put her hand on his bulge and rubbed it softly. Earning a low dangerous growl from him, "…I don't think you can get harder than that."

He groaned deeply and grabbed the head of the couch tightly with his white knuckles showing. "Tha…if you keep doing…that…" he groaned as she rubbed his painful bulge. She was torturing him!

"Or what?" she asked him seductively. She really likes to torture him like this. She could feel her core getting warm just by watching his painful expression.

He groaned deeply as light sweat was already starting to appear on his brow. He couldn't say a word and he felt breathless as she continued to rub him. Sometimes harder, sometimes softer; she was torturing him to the max.

She stopped which made him to look at her curiously while panting softly. "W-Why did you stop?" he asked her while sounded a bit breathless.

She pulled her hand away from his throbbing bulge and wrapped her arms around his neck. She pecked his lips which sent sparks going through his body as always. She said against his lips, "Please. Make love to me."

He looked at her carefully, seeing that she really wanted this. But he had to ask her just to be certain, "Are you sure, Tha?" He didn't want to risk hurting the baby. And it's due in 4 days.

She smiled at him lovingly and pecked his lips before pressing her forehead against his. "Yes. But please be gentle."

He smiled at her. It made her heart to leap and her stomach was filled with more butterflies. He carefully yet swiftly carried her bridle style and walked to the bedroom while leaving the TV on.

She said to him while looking at the TV, "W-Wait! What about the TV? It's still on!"

"Right now, I'm turned on!" he said with a wide grin before slamming the bedroom door closed with his foot.


The next morning…

Thanerah was the first to wake up. And she saw her sexy, handsome, naked husband lying behind her while spooning. She smiled widely. She had never felt this happy before. Her smile widened when she replayed what happened last night. He was so gentle and he was quite nervous most of the time because he was afraid that he'll hurt the baby.

She giggled as she remembered when he was restraining himself every single time when he wanted to set loose but couldn't because he's afraid that he'll 'bump' the baby. She couldn't stop giggling.

"What's so funny, babe…?" asked a tired Hidan. She glanced over her shoulder to see that his eyes were still close but nonetheless awake.

She let out a small laugh and replied, "I was thinking about last night. You were so worried about 'bumping' the baby." She just had to say that.

He groaned deeply, "Do you have any f**king idea how hard it was of not having my own way? F**k, I miss you not being pregnant…" he grumbled the last part.

She brought her hand to cover one of his which was flat on her round stomach, "Don't worry. After the birth, you can ravish me whenever you like." And as she predicted, she felt something hard poking against her thigh under the bed sheets.

She heard him cursed under his breath, "Shit…Do you really have to say that?" He asked quite painfully.

"Yep," she popped with the 'p'.

And he chuckled softly as he snuggled his face in her raven hair. He took in deep breathes as he tried to calm himself and it was quite painful, considering that his hot naked wife is lying right next to him. It was really, really tempting not to ravish her now!

Suddenly they heard the front door being knocked.

Hidan thanked Lord Jashin for the save. He nearly wanted to ravish her and it would end up badly for the baby. He couldn't let that happen. It would kill Thanerah…and him.

She looked confused as she looked at the closed bedroom door. "We have guests?" She looked at the clock on the night stand. "At 8.25 in the morning?" She glanced over her shoulder to Hidan. "Did you invite anyone while I was asleep?"

He shook his head, but he thanked the guest for coming in on time. Now all he needed to do is to get a really cold shower.

Thanerah scooted to the edge of the bed and grabbed Hidan's shirt from the floor. She sat up slowly and put the shirt on. She also put on his boxers.

Hidan couldn't help but to notice how sexy she looked in his clothes with her hair all messy. He had seen her like this many times, but damn, it just gets better and better each time. *Oh I love this f**king marriage.* He thought with a wide smirk on his face as he watched his exotic wife stood up from the bed.

She was going to get the door but she stopped suddenly.

That set off some warning bells in Hidan's head. "Tha, what's wrong!" he asked frantically as he jumped out of bed, just as she ran to the bathroom while covering her mouth while looking sick.

Thanerah vomited in the toilet for 4 minutes while Hidan held her hair in a ponytail while rubbing her back to comfort her. He should have expected this but it still worried him.

She groaned deeply after she was done and she flushed the toilet. She stood up with Hidan's support and she leaned against the bathroom counter while wiping the remaining vomit from the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand.

She grumbled, "I hate morning sickness…"

He sighed as he smiled and leaned his forehead against hers, "I know, babe. I know."

Then they both heard the front door being knocked again, only this time, louder. Hidan grumbled in annoyance, "Who the f**k comes here at 8 in the f**king morning?"

She smiled as a name instantly went in her mind, "Tagor."

He groaned deeply and rubbed the bridge of his nose, "He really needs to find a mate…and fast."

She giggled and wrapped her arms around his neck. He smirked down at her, knowing what's coming next. She was going to bring him down to press her lips onto his but she stopped and pulled back before he could get an inch to her lips.

He arched at her confusingly, "What is it?" He leaned forward to try to kiss her but she moved her head to avoid so he kissed her cheek instead. He felt a slight twinge of pain in his heart that his own wife didn't let him to kiss her on the lips.

She quickly explained to him when she saw his worried and slightly sad expression. "I just vomited. I'm sure you don't want any of that in your mouth, seriously."

He chuckled as he shook his head. He quickly captured his lips onto hers and she yelped in surprise. He pulled away while grinning down at her, "And you think I f**king care?"

She looked at him a little surprised and then smiled up at him lovingly. "No," she replied before bringing his head down to crash his lips onto hers.

It was a simple kiss. A very nice simple kiss.

He pulled away quickly since he remembered there was someone at the door and he was fighting with himself not to take her right here, right now. "Tha, someone's at the f**king door, remember?" he asked as he closed his eyes to try to fight the temptation.

She smiled at him, knowing what he was going through. She playfully brushed her lips against his and bitten the bottom of his lips. He groaned deeply as she sucked his bottom lip playfully.

"That is so f**king unfair…" he growled as he kept his eyes closed with a slight painful expression.

She giggled as she felt something hard pressing against her thigh. She just loved to tease him so much. It's really fun.

Then they both heard a faint shout from the front door, "Hey! Come and answer the damn door! I've been standing here for 20 minutes!"

It was definitely Tagor.

They both groaned deeply. Then they both shared one more kiss. Thanerah pulled away from his arms and walked out of the bathroom, but not without a slap on the ass. She stopped at the bathroom door to glance at him over her shoulder to see him smirking at her widely.

She giggled as she shook her head. She enjoyed watching his naked ass entering the shower and turning on the cold water. She giggled once more before going to the front door to greet her grumpy brother.