Chapter 2, everybody! Here it is!

Secret Squirrel, Morocco Mole, Winnie Witch, Atom Ant, Dee Dee, Super Snooper, Blabber Mouse, the trio of bullies (Red, Sylvester, Dick) and Penny belong to Hanna-Barbera

Bunny belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network

Chapter 2: Nice Undies, Secret

Secret was hearing voices as slowly opened his eyes. He noticed that Moroccan kid,...Morocco, this bug-eyed brunette with a serious obsession with the color purple, yet another Barbie-esqe girl, this one wearing a pink cheerleader outfit with thick blonde pigtails, a FREAKIN' huge fire ant the size of a fist, and a homely looking witch in a nurse's outfit.

"He's awake!" shouted the cheerleader.

"We can see that, Dee Dee," replied the nurse witch.

By then Secret was wide awake and started to sit up, asking,"what happened?"

The brunette took the liberty of answering, "Oh, after we landed, you passed out so a bunch of us carried you to the nurse," gesturing to her then turned to Morocco, asking,"What's his name again?"

"Secret Squirrel."

"Secret, huh?" she said, then flew towards Secret, stopping only inches from his face, then asked,"So Secret, what's your secret?"

"What...?"

She moved so now she's next on him, putting her arm around him, "Well, your name is Secret, so ya gotta have a secret! Come on, spill." Clearly, she was ignoring his discomfort. "Is it that you don't wear pants?"

Before the girl cause more embarrassment, the nurse said,"Bunny, maybe he doesn't want tell," winking at Secret.

"Oh, right. You're right, Winnie. Oh, yeah! Secret Squirrel meet Winsome Witch!"

Secret then said,"Pleased to meet you."

"Pleasure is all mine."

The purple-clad girl then said,"Names Rabbit, Bunny Rabbit."

"Funny, you don't look like a rabbit."

"I was," she was shouting,"ADOPTED!" with the last part in a sing-songy voice. She then floated towards the cheerleader and said,"This girl, this awesome and fun girl you see here is my best friend in the whole wide universe Dee Dee Spackman."

"Dee Dee?"

Secret stared at both girls, Bunny and Dee Dee. Bunny had long, beautifully brown hair, tied in a somewhat messy pony tail. She wore a bright purple tank top that showed her navel with a matching purple shorts with a black ribbon in a few of the belt loops hanging like a loose belt and black sneakers. Her eyes was seriously huge but they were in a pretty shade of purple. The girl kinda like one of them Powerpuffs but with fingers and toes. Dee Dee had shorter but thicker blonde hair tied into pig tails. She wore a pink tank top in a similar fashion with pink and white skirt and white shoes with pink laces. She had big (not as big as Bunny's) eyes and a very wide smile.

He'd already heard that the school had a very loose dress code, due to all animal students so their outfits didn't surprise him much.

The ant then said,"And I'm Adam Ant."

But the girls shouted,"No you're Atom," laughing.

Adam "Atom" Ant was an experiment by Dee Dee's younger brother, but with Dee Dee as his ally, he was able to escape and do all the things he wanted to do like go to school and make lots of friends. And he did.

Secret just stared at him while Morocco just smiled at him.

Bunny then said,"Sorry 'bout sending to the nurse."

"That's okay...how long was I out?"

"A few periods," answered Dee Dee.

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah, in fact," bunny explained,"Some of our friends would check up you when we couldn't except for Morocco, he waited like a faithful friend should, or something like that."

"Okay, question: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL A HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING?!"

Dee Dee answered,"Because Winnie can handle it and did,"as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Secret looked ready to bang his head against the wall.

Adam then said,"Principal Hanna and Vice Principal Barbera want to see you, Secret."

"Why?"

He just shrugged his shoulders.

Morocco then said,"Don't worry, we're here for you."

"Knock 'em dead!" shouted Dee Dee and Adam.

"Go get them, tiger!" shouted Bunny.

"Good luck," said Winnie.

Secret, unsure of how to respond, simply walked into the principal's office, thinking to himself,"Why do this kids care so much about me? Maybe I'll figure it out one day."

"You wanted to see me?"

One of the two older human men in the office turned and said,"Yes, Son. Come sit."

Secret did as he was asked and the one the only Principal Hanna asked,"Can you please take off your hat?"

"Why? I've heard that-" Secret started to say before getting off with...

"Take it off NOW!"

He instantly did so and with a sudden feeling of self consciousness.

"You see, Joe, he looks just like James," said Principal Hanna.

"Yes, I see, it's actually a little scary, but you were right," said Vice Principal Barbera.

But Secret then said,"Please don't say that."

But the men ignored him and kept talking but after a while, Secret had enough.

"Hey! Can I go now?"

The men just stopped and stared at the young squirrel.

"Nice one, Secret," thought Secret,"I really need to learn how to keep my cool."

Principal Hanna then cleared his throat and said,"Well...go check in Room 175."

Vice Principal Barbera then asked,"But before you leave, we owed your father a favor so what would you like?"

"Well..."

...

So Dee Dee, Morocco, and Adam listening in at the door, when Secret opened the door, making the kids fall down.

"Sorry about that, guys."

The students got up, rubbing their foreheads. saying together,"We're fine."

Secret looked around and saw that Bunny missing but before he could ask, Adam answered for him.

"Bathroom.

Suddenly, there was a bright, purple flash and there was she was, casually asking,"What'd I miss?"

"The principals did Secret some sort of favor."

"Really? What kind of favor?"

"We don't know because these two would shut up!" answered Adam.

Morocco turned to Secret, asking,"What was it, Secret?"

"It's for me to know and you never find out."

Dee Dee, now really interested, asked,"Secret, what's your secret?"

"If I got told you, then it wouldn't be a secret, okay?"

"Okay."

Secret then said"I really need to check in," starting to walk away.

But Bunny then grabs hold Secret and Morocco, shouting,"Well, what the Disney Channel are we waiting for!", putting them on her back,"To Room 175!", flying off. Just listen to Secret's screams.

Adam then turned to Dee Dee and asked,"wanna go to class together?"

Dee Dee then squeed and jumped into Adam's arms, had he been a normal ant, he'd likely end up dead, but luckily he isn't.

"Thank you, Dexter," he quietly said to himself as he and the human girl flew off.

...

As for Bunny, Morocco, and Secret, they got to Room 175, Secret went inside and the other two waited.

"These two work fast," Secret thought to himself when he saw that the principals did keep there promise...except on his schedule, which was not that big a deal, he'll probably throw it away anyway.

"I better get a black sharpie just to be safe," he thought to himself as he left.

Outside Room 175, Morocco asked,"So Secret, where's your next class?"

""P.E. with Coach Red...heinie? What?!"

"Cool," Bunny said, casually,"You're with us."

They walked down the halls when all the sudden, they heard a weird, loud noise: Secret's stomach.

Morocco and Bunny just looked at the poor guy, who looked embarrassed, Then Bunny took them to her locker.

"What are you doing?" asked Secret.

Bunny answered,"Feeding you," then oh so casually asked."What kind of muffins you want?"

"Uhhh...?"

"Chocolate chip it is! Besides, I'm craving some too."

So she pulled out everything she needed for baking muffin out of her locker. Before Secret could ask, she explained,"My buddy. Jake Clawson, you'll love him, souped up my locker so that it could be a fridge," as she quickly mixed everything together. As soon as she was done, she used her heat vision to bake the muffins.

She ignored Secret's speechlessness and started eating, then Morocco joined her and then Secret decided to help himself with some muffin-y goodness.

That's when Morocco quietly shouted (or loudly whispered),"The hall monitors are coming!"

"Oh, man!" said Bunny, grabbing Morocco by the collar and Secret by the hood and flew up to the ceiling. And now they wait.

...

Hall monitors Super Snooper and Blabber Mouse were patrolling the hallways, looking for rule breakers to punish.

"Snoop, I don't think they are rule breakers out today," said Blabber, lisping in his cute, little way,

Snooper starting thinking about this,"Maybe he's right? Nobody seems to be out here. Then again, Dick Dastardly and his gang are usually out of class, Top Cat and his gang get caught trying to ditch on a regular basis,...and there's Bunny Rabbit. That girl is always trying to mess with me. But she was more concerned before that kid, who ever he was, she sent to the nurse. Serves her right."

He stopped, looking around suspiciously.

On the ceiling, Bunny shushed Morocco and Secret. Morocco nodded but Secret started choking on his own hood, then he started slipping out of the hoodie.

"At least, he can breathe now," thought Bunny, but watched as he kept slipping but managed grab hold of his hoodie before he could fall to the ground. He held on for dear life.

Snooper suddenly said,"Come on, let's go," and he and Blabber moved on.

As soon as they left, Bunny let her friends down.

Morocco adjusted his collar and Secret put his hoodie back on.

Bunny, giggled, saying,"Nice undies, Secret."

"They're shorts!" shouted Secret, blushing.

"Uh-huh."

Morocco then asked,"Bunny, Secret, we should get to class, shouldn't we?"

"Yeah, let's go," said Bunny, running with Secret and Morocco following.

...

Bunny was running despite the fact that she can fly, Morocco behind her and Secret behind him. But the hallways weren't empty: bullies Red Herring, Sly Sneakly, Dick Dastardly and his dog, Muttley were there, too. Red whispered something into Dick's ear, causing him to laugh.

Dick then tripped Secret as soon as he ran causing him to crash into a girl who was simply carrying her books.

"Hey! What gives?!" she shouted.

Secret took a look at the girl. She was a squirrel kid like him, about his age with somewhat darker fur and hair styled in an angled bob. She was wearing a sky blue shirt with '93 on it and a slightly darker blue and white skirt with blue jeans and sneakers.

"She's kinda pretty," Secret thought, blushing but he helped her up.

"Thanks, New Kid," she said, smiling a smile. Secret smiled back showing all of his braces, but before they could say anything else, the hall monitors came back.

"Aha!" said Snoop,"So Miss Penny Ardilla, cutting class again, I see, and showing affection for a non-student.

Penny then said,"Buzz off, Snoop, I'll have you know I was to see Ms. Foray."

"What about him? He's not a student!"

"Um, yeah, I am," said Secret, briefly flashing his ID card,"I'm new."

That's when Bunny came back with Morocco following, shouting,"Of course, he's new , n00b! I should know! I crashed into him this morning!" she then noticed Blabber Mouse and said sweetly,"Hi, Blab."

"Hello, Bunny."

Snooper then asked,"That's the new kid? I expecting someone less normal,"then added,"Get to class, I gotta talk to Ms. Foray, come on, Blab," walking away.

"3...2...1!" Bunny and Penny saying together,"Good riddance!" laughing as soon as the hall monitors were gone.

Secret then finally started picking up his papers off the floor and Penny started to help, her books were also on the ground too. Then she picked up Secret's schedule, but before she could take a good look at it, Secret quickly snatched it away. She stared at him, raising her eyebrows as he chucked nervously. She shrugged her shoulders at this. Secret then walked towards Bunny and Morocco.

Penny then said,"Well, see ya later, guys," waving.

"Later, Penn!" shouted Bunny while both Secret and Morocco waved back as they walked away.

Then Penny shouted to Secret and only Secret,"I like you accent!"

"Thanks!"

Bunny, out of nowhere, starts laughing at this.

Morocco then said to Secret,"I told you, you would like her," which made Bunny laugh even harder.

To be continued...

So now Secret has met some more new friends, allies, and possible enemies.

Let me tell something: Super Snooper was originally gonna be more of a jerkass. I'm serious. You see, I didn't know what to do with the guy at the time and I still hadn't watched his shorts yet. I since watched and changed the dialogue, for obvious reasons,

Not much to say other than See ya later, dudes!