Being Me
A South Park FanFic
One Shot!

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I woke up slowly. My eyelids fluttered, squinting in the bright light filtering in through my grimy window.

Eventually, I was able to sit up. I coughed and hacked a little, unfit as I was.

Standing, I allowed the thin blanket to float away from my naked body. I spotted myself in the mirror and smirked at my reflection. There was a bruise on my cheekbone-Hey! That was new!

I wandered around a little, stumbling over little piles of whatever on my floor. I came across some clothes, sniffing them before deciding to wear them.

I watched myself as I dressed. My blonde hair was all mussed up, as per usual. I blinked my big blue eyes and tried for a smile. But it was too early.

I pulled the off-white vest over my head, and the greying boxer shorts up my skinny legs. I admired myself for a moment, noticing how these clothes made my skinny little body look so different. In an instant, I went from looking small and pathetic, to big and tough. All because of a bruise below my eye, and a dirty vest.

I plucked up the bright orange jeans next. There were a few grease marks on the thighs, mud on the parts that overwent shoes and trailed in the dirt. But I didn't mind. After all, this just kept up the image.

Finally, on went the parka. The same parka that had been a constant companion over the years. I slipped it up my arms and pulled the zip right to the top. It was so huge on me. It covered my mouth and nose, and caught on my eyelashes.

The hood went up, and covered my eyes completely.

I heard the door open.

"Butters?" Came his familiar voice.

"I Cmph Gt Mmph!" I yelled.

Kenny giggled and pulled the zip down and the hood off in one motion.

"Butters, you're meant to be sick. Why are you playing dress up?"

I blushed and began kicking off the jeans.

"G-Gee, I'm sorry Kenny. I just wanted to be like you, is all..." I trailed off.

Kenny kissed me softly and laughed some more.

"Now why would you wana do a thing like that?"