Chapter seven! Sorry about being a week late, I had a bad cough and couldn't focus. But i'm more or less fine now, so here you go.

Dick Dastardly, Muttley, Sylvester Sneekly, Red Herring, Magilla Gorilla, Secret Squirrel, and Morocco Mole belong to Hanna-Barbera

Bunny belongs to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network

Chapter 7: At Ricochet Rabbit's

Sometimes, Bunny Rabbit would miss school because she has to work at her family's restaurant, Ricochet Rabbit's, named after one of her family's ancestors, the legendary hyperactive sheriff, Ricochet Rabbit. Bunny's brother, Ricky even looks an awful lot like him, just without the hyperness.

Bunny doesn't like having to miss out on school for work, in case, something interesting happened like a new kid who just moved here in town starting school here. She was supposed to miss school yesterday but apparently, his mom is best friends with her mom so, she could come.

But, unfortunately, today was one of those days. She had to mop the floors, helped cook the food, help her family with chores but mostly, she was a waitress.

She wore her uniform with pride. It was a purple and black dress with white trim with the Ricochet Rabbit's logo on front and back, with a black apron over her skirt, purple scarf tied around her neck, 50's style, purple diner cap over her rabbit ears headband. It was one of the few times one would catch her wearing a skirt.

While she didn't like to miss out on school, she did like how her friends were nice enough tell her about what happened at school or the best gossip. Huck tended to record everything and would show her what happened, which was awfully sweet of him.

Suddenly, the doors slammed open and making the most 'epic' entrance this side of anywhere are Dick Dastardly and the rest of his posse: Sly Sneekly, Red Herring, followed by Dastardly's loyal dog, Muttley.

Bunny couldn't help but groan at the sight of them but put on her best fake smile and headed for their booth.

"What will it be, boys?" she asked, in her best 50's waitress impression, pen and notepad ready.

Dick, being the leader, ordered for everyone in his crew, "Five chocolate shakes, ten hot dogs, and I pay you with night out with moi."

Bunny, scribbling on her notepad, responded to Dastardly with, "Done, done and in your dreams, Gargamel."

"No, yours," said Dick.

"Yeah, right, I would rather die," spat out Bunny, before flying away.

Dick then said to his friends, "She digs me," as they laughed.

As Bunny came back with their food, Dick and his friends were busy talking.

"Redheinie is still in the hospital," said Sly, cruelly laughing, "That little freak with that cannon hat-"

Bunny then asked, cutting him off, "What little freak?"

"You know, that new kid, the squirrel in the stupid hat," explained Red as Bunny glared daggers at him.

"Well," said Bunny, in fake cheerful voice, "Here's your shakes, your hot dogs and a knuckle sandwich, courtesy of me, Bunny Roxanne Rabbit.

"WHAT?!" they all shouted.

But Bunny flew away laughing at their worried expressions. They knew that if she punched them with all her might, which she rarely used, facial reconstruction surgery would be the least of their worries. But they were about ready to leave when Bunny shouted, "MOM! DAD! I'm going on my break!" and gave look at the group.

They gulped and shouted out, "Let's go to school!" and ran out to their car.

Red shouted, "Yeah, that's enough ditching for today!" as they sped off.

Bunny couldn't stop laughing at that. As much as she hated those guys, she wouldn't punch them without a REALLY good reason. But she had her lunch, went back to work and waited for school to be over.

A few hours later, school was over and kids came pouring in.

Bunny smiled as her friends told her about what happened at school. Apparently, Dick Dastardly and his gang tried to start a food fight and got detention after they snuck back into school.

Magilla walked in and asked Bunny for that banana split she had promised him. As she made it for him, he explained to her why he didn't come yesterday for the giant banana split, apparently he was busy helping or trying to help Mr. Peebles at his shop.

Bunny laughed since she knew that Mr. Peebles always trying to get him to go away.

After giving Magilla his ice cream desert, Bunny spotted Secret sitting a book, not noticing that Morocco was sitting across from him. She decided to make a milkshake, especially for him and set on his table, saying, "It's on the house." That was when she realized that he had his earbuds on so he wasn't listening at all. Bunny thought that was interesting considering that the jukebox was playing some pretty good music.

Bunny's mom, Betty walked up to her and whispered in her ear, "I'd say you can take off now."

"Really? Thanks, Mom!" shouted Bunny, hugging her and sat next to Morocco, across from Secret.

Secret suddenly looked up from his book and saw that Morocco and Bunny were looking at him and noticed the now-empty glass that once contained a milkshake. He pointed at it, asking, "Was I supposed to pay from that?"

"No," said Bunny, shaking her head, "But I wanna talk to you."

"Um, okay, does it have anything to do with the fact that your family's restaurant is 50's themed despite the fact that it's named after a rather iconic Western figure?"

"What? No! Why would you think that?"

"Hmm..., what's up?" Secret asked, ignoring her question.

"You wanna review a cartoon with me?!"

Taken aback, Secret asked, "What?!"

Bunny then explained, "You and me review some terrible old cartoon of my choice and with Huck recording us talking about opinions about it, most likely negative, and post the video online for the world to see," now standing on her chair.

"Yeah, I don't know," answered Secret, unsure.

"Please, Secret," pleaded Bunny, sitting back on her chair, "I just prefer reviewing with a friend than by myself," she then turned to Morocco, "Tell him, Morocco!"

"It's true," said Morocco.

"Wait a minute," said Secret, "I'm your friend?" eyes widening, clearly shocked.

"Of, course!" responded Morocco, "Why wouldn't you be?"

"Yeah, you're awesome!" added Bunny, "I mean, you're a pretty cool guy."

"Thanks," said Secret, before asking Morocco, "Have you ever done a review with her?"

"No but I was in her movies."

Bunny then added, "And I'm thinking about making a fractured fairy tales thing."

"Can I be in it?" asked Morocco, smiling at the super-powered waitress.

"Of course!" she said, rubbing his head, "Especially since you've always been a big help," she then turned to Secret and asked, "So? What do ya say?"

"I don't know, I'm still not sure," responded Secret.

Morocco then reminded him, "Bunny doesn't take no for an answer, Secret."

"Hey, I'll never stop bother you. I'll forever pass notes to you, I'll devise new and weird ways to get you to say yes, I'll even use blackmail, if I have to."

"Blackmail?"

"Yep, I'll find your secrets and you know the rest," continued Bunny, "Nothing will stop me because I have power and connections, mostly powers."

Secret thought about it for a moment and shuddered, "Okay, fine, I'll review with you."

"Really? Awesome, let's shake on it!" she shouted, spitting on her hand and held it out.

Secret raised his eyebrows, looking at her hand for a moment, before doing the same, and shook on it.

"Yuck, that was gross," he said as soon as they let go, wiping his hand on his clothes, "Did we really have to do that?"

"Sorry," she said, sheepishly, "That's how I've always done it."

"Okay, what are we going to review?"

Bunny then got close to Secret's ear and whispered the name of the cartoon into it before moving back into her seat next to Morocco.

"Never heard of it."

Bunny then smirked, saying, "If you did, then you wouldn't have agreed to review it with me."

to be continued...

You know, it only took me one day to type all this! That's a new record! See ya later, dudes!