Sorry, it took forever, I just wasn't in the writing mood. Didn't help that I was more interested in write two other things (You'll see, maybe.)
Oh, and chapter 17!
Penny, Dee Dee, Huckleberry Hound, Secret Squirrel, Morocco Mole, Cindy Bear, Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, and Snagglepuss belong to Hanna-Barbera
Bunny belongs to Cartoon Network
Betty Rabbit and Scarlett Squirrel belong to me, SuperAlex64
Chapter 17: Mainly About the Girls
"So you're sayin' that the girls wouldn't leave you alone?" asked Bunny, giving her best friends well-deserved milkshakes, in the size and flavors of their choice, of course.
"Yep," Penny deadpanned, taking a sip of her hot fudge milkshake.
Dee Dee agreed with, "Yeah, it was so annoying," before drinking her honey milkshake.
"I'm sorry that I couldn't be there," Bunny said, as she brought some hot nachos with mini-burgers and a medium caramel milkshake to a customer, after all this may be a popular establishment among teens, such as herself, but she's still got a job to do.
"Well, it would've help," Dee Dee said, "Not to mention, they'll bother us again," with a knowing smirk, "We are fangirls after all."
"So any regrets about that interview?" asked Penny.
"Well, I kinda dig being on TV but I kinda wish I didn't try to embarrass Country like that."
'Still, was nice that she actually acknowledged the fact that you made videos," said Dee Dee, "Maybe, it'll help you when you get famous."
After she said that, they each pondered on this until Bunny called out to a nearby table where a familiar blue furred hound dog was busy typing away on his trusty laptop, "Yo Huck! You finished editing that video?!"
"Almost," he said, smiling at the waitress, taking a short break, sipping some coffee, "Though, I did find something that I think you would wanna see," turning his laptop towards the girls, playing a video.
The video, taken maybe four, five years ago, depicted a male pre-teen squirrel, wearing only a pair of shades and a sweater punching some rock star looking guy in the face. The girls weren't too impressed because that particular video had been a meme for a while before it was overused and finally discredited.
"So?"
"Don't you guys recognise the squirrel?" asked Huck, replaying the video for them.
At that moment, Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole walked into the restaurant but when the squirrel heard the phrase 'You ruined my life' in a threatening tone, coming from Huck's laptop, he silently shook his head and walked away, leaving Morocco behind to follow.
Penny, eyes widening, recognising the pre-teen in the video, said out loud, "It's Secret, Secret's the kid who punched out that guy."
"Wonder why," said Dee Dee.
"Yeah," agreed Bunny.
Suddenly, Cindy Bear wearing her cheerleader uniform came running in. She stopped and sat down on a seat by the counter, saying, while rubbing her temples as if she had a major headache, "Bunny, milkshake me."
Bunny then asked, concerned, "Um, what flavor?" knowing that Cindy was basically saying 'I need a freaking drink.'
"Don't care," the blue-furred she-bear replied, digging into her backpack for money to pay, "Make it a large, though."
"Okay."
"Dastardly bugged the cheer squad again?" asked Penny, deadpan, knowing where this is going.
"Mostly, Pitstop," replied Cindy, "But, yeah."
"Oh, so what did Barbie Pitstop do exactly?" asked Penny, letting her disdain for the cheer squad captain Penelope Pitstop shine through, "Did Peter Perfect come rescuing his fair damsel in distress?"
Dee Dee then said, "They broke up over the weekend."
"Really?" Penny blinked.
"Yeah," Dee explained all she knew about this, "Apparently, Pitstop got tired of putting up with his shit." She then turned to her fellow cheerleader and asked, "Cindy, was she mad that I skipped practice?"
"No, I think she understood, just try not to make it a habit and you'll be fine, maybe."
Bunny then came back with Cindy's milkshake, Butterscotch flavor.
"Thank you, Bunny," said Cindy, softy and began sipping her milkshake, before pausing to ask, "Are we still going to have the slumber party tonight?"
"Yeah, why?"
"It's just that, isn't it a little weird having one in the middle of the week?"
The girls them looked at each other for clarification and answered wholeheartedly, all together, "No!"
"Well, then, see y'all tonight," said Cindy, quickly finishing off her milkshake, risking major brain freeze on top of a headache.
"Bunny!" called out Betty Rabbit, seemingly out of nowhere, "You're free to go!"
The friends then looked at each other for a moment and shouted out loud so excitedly, "Let's hang out!" and were about to leave before Bunny stopped, saying with a big smile, "Thanks, mom!"
Meanwhile, at different table, Yogi and Boo-Boo Bear sat there, eating burgers and fries, discussing something of vital importance.
"Yogi, can't we just ask him if he wants to come?"
"No, Boo-Boo, we're gotta give him a little push to get him to hang out with us."
"I still say he isn't going to like this."
That night, at the Squirrel residence, in his own bathroom, Secret had just finished brushing his teeth and just stared at his reflection in the mirror. Perhaps by squirrel standards, he was relatively handsome or at the very least, okay looking but, he didn't really know that. To be honest, he would've rather been a human.
"At least, my braces are gonna come off soon," he commented, glaring at the metal in his mouth, before turning the light off and walked into his room. Yawning, he jumped into bed, being too lazy take his cap off. So wearing a cannon hat, a tank top and a pair of boxer shorts, he fell asleep.
All was peaceful until he suddenly felt a disturbance in the force. Next thing he knew, he was inside a sack. Kicking and screaming, he tried to escape but, couldn't. Even tried activating the cannon hat but, for some reason, it just would not turn on. Suddenly, he could hear hushed voices and fell that the sack, and by extension, himself, was on the move. So, he tried even harder to free himself so that he could take on whoever was trying to kidnap him.
From the outside, as the group of boys left the room with Secret in tow headed for the front door, Boo-Boo asked, "Yogi, are you this is a good idea? Secret sounds super pissed."
"No worries, Boo-Boo," Yogi said, cheerfully patting the sack he was helping to carry, "Secret won't mind once he sees how much fun we're gonna have."
"I'm gonna fucking murder you guys when I get my hands you!" suddenly could be heard from inside the sack.
Snagglepuss then sarcastically said, deadpan, "Oh, I am so reassured."
Huck, also uncomfortable, said, "Let's just go already."
Before they could leave via the door, they heard an angry older female voice shout out from above the stairs, "What the Hell is going on here?!" Turning around, they saw that it was Secret's mom sans red bandana, wearing red nightgown with a robe, pointing a cane at them as if it were a gun. Upon realising that it was just the local boys, she lowered the cane, put her hand on her forehead as if she had a headache and asked, "What are you doing with my son?"
"Taking him to our sleepover," answered Yogi as cheerful as he can be with Secret in a sack punching him.
"Uh-huh," said Scarlett, "Just why is my son in a sack?"
"Sorry, Mrs. Squirrel," explained Morocco, who was reluctantly carrying Secret's backpack full with things he figured he would need for the party, "It was all Yogi's idea."
Everyone who wasn't Yogi Bear or a squirrel nodded.
"Oh, so I came up with a plan to get him to hang with us and I'm the bad guy?" Yogi asked.
"Well, I did say that he wasn't going to like this, Yogi," Boo-Boo casually pointed out.
Sighing, Scarlett said, "Just be careful when you let him out," and with that, she went back into her room.
The teens grinned at each other and left the house for the sleepover with the newest member of their crew in a sack.
As for Scarlett, after carefully putting the cane away, it is a loaded weapon, after all, she layed on her bed, thinking about what just happened and couldn't help but smile, even if her son was basically kidnapped, and said out loud, looking up at the ceiling, "Oh, James, our son is going on his first sleepover! Going back home was the best idea we ever had!"
To be continued
About the cane, it's machine gun cane with a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
Next chapter, two sleepovers yay! Will Yogi survive the wrath of Secret Squirrel? Maybe... Probably not... Yes... no... Maybe so? What about Secret being a meme, even if it's an old one? Stay tuned. (See ya later, dudes.)
