Chapter 18! Finally! This was supposed to be out on Saturday but I hit a few delays. This chapter was technically completed yesterday but it was such a weird day so here you go.
Don't worry there's lots of interesting stuff here like... Cambots! Laughter! Yelling! An MST! Movie titles (and one made up one)! Eating! Revenge! and so much more!
Penny, Dee Dee, Huckleberry Hound, Secret Squirrel, Morocco Mole, Cindy Bear, Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo Bear, Snagglepuss and Mr. Fleur belong to Hanna-Barbera
Bunny belongs to Cartoon Network
I owns nothing in this
Chapter 18: It's, It's a Bedroom Blitz
"Alright, let's let him out," Yogi said, and so they did albeit very hesitantly. Big mistake on Yogi's part for he soon found himself tackled onto the floor by the angriest squirrel he had ever seen. Granted, Penny is the only other squirrel he knows, but this is ridiculous. Then it happened. Secret raised his fist and it was about to hit it's mark but, as the bear braced himself, the punch never happened. Looking up, Yogi saw that Boo-Boo was restraining Secret. He couldn't help but think that Boo-Boo would make a great little brother, if only he could get his parents to adopt him. The cub just calmly restrained a very angry squirrel, how could they not want him?
Still restrained, Secret let out a deep breath and said to Boo-Boo, "Okay, I won't send Yogi to the hospital, will you please let go?"
"Promise you won't him anyone of us tonight," Boo-Boo said, knowing what Secret trying do.
Secret seemed to consider this, especially since Boo-Boo said 'Tonight'. But in the end, he sighed, saying, "Fine." To which, Boo-Boo did let go. Secret used his new freedom to rub his arms and walked up to Morocco and took his backpack from him. Well, it does belong to the squirrel and it was full of his stuff so, of course, he would want to take it back. With that, Secret was prepared to go home.
Until Huck said something completely stupid to him.
"Don't leave 'Raging Punching Little Squirrel'!"
Everyone just stopped and stared at the young hound, all completely confused. Except Secret who asked, "What did you just call me?"
"Well, wasn't that the name of that old video where you punched that guy?"
"Wait," Snagglepuss asked his best friend, "That was him?"
"Uh-huh."
"Huck," Secret said to him in a deadpan tone, "I ought to punch you in the face," then crossed his arms, to explain, "I've been trying to forget I did that for years."
Morocco then asked, "But you're not going to punch Huck, are you, Secret?" concerned especially since he had just made a promise not to and hopes he could keep it.
"No, I promised not to tonight and I take my promises seriously," Secret said, all seriously until he smirked, adding, "Which is why I'll probably hit him tomorrow."
"WHAT?!"
"Well, Boo-Boo said I couldn't beat anyone up tonight and as far as I know tomorrow isn't a part of tonight," Secret explained, crossing his arms with a self-satisfied smirk on his face.
"Oh, brother," Boo-Boo sighed, smacking his forehead in disbelief, "I bet the girls don't have to put up with this."
Yogi then asked Secret while blocking the exit in the hopes that he won't leave despite almost getting beat up by the guy and him being rather good at sneaking away, "Why did you punch that man anyway?"
Secret's response was rather priceless, him shouting, "Dude, personal question!"
At the girl's side of things, their sleepover is just starting.
"I got some movies from my movie collection plus whatever I can find in Uncle Undercover's collection!" Bunny called out, holding up a stack of DVDs.
Penny called out, "I got the homemade spa makeover stuff!" holding up a bag of the stuff.
Dee Dee then called out, "I got the make-up and the outfits!" trying to hold everything up but failed.
Finally, Cindy called out, "I got the tunes!" holding an iPod up, to which, annoyed an envious Dee Dee.
"Too bad, the others couldn't make it tonight," Penny said, ignored the two.
"Yeah, what wrong with having a sleepover on a school night?" Bunny asked her, to which, Penny laughed out at that until a realization came upon her mind, and said, "Oh, you're not joking."
Before Penny could get what she just said dignified with a response, Dee Dee asked, "So what do you wanna do?"
The girls thought about it, considering everything they had for their party and what they would want to do first. After thinking about it, all four of the girls came up with their discussion, something that could affect the very course of their lives.
"KARAOKE!"
After convincing Secret not to leave, Yogi decided that it was high time to raid the fridge. Eyes rolled at this but, all except for Secret and Huck, joined him. Both boys acknowledged each other's presence but, not much else until loud music coming from the house next door with a clearly unprofessional yet still decent female voice singing out an old Madonna song. Curious, they moved the curtains away and saw Penny Ardilla, wearing an oversized green T-shirt with '87 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles riding the Party Wagon, belting out 'Like a Prayer', much to her friends', who also wore oversized T-shirts except for Cindy who wore a normal nightgown, approval. And the window was open. Secret reached down his shirt for his camera but, it was in his hoodie back in his room and he knew that Morocco didn't pack the camera in his backpack. He already checked to see what he brought. At first, he hung his head in disappointment until he remembered Huck.
"Huck, the cambot I gave you, did you bring it?"
"...Yeah, of course," Huck replied.
"You gotta let me borrow it!" Secret shouted, grabbing the hound by the shoulders, shaking him, "Please, I'm begging you!"
"Uh... sure, I guess."
"Thank you!" he shouted with glee, as he dug around for the cambot and after finding it, Secret activated it, making it ready for filming squirrel girls. When he saw the look that Huck was giving him, Secret responded with, "What? Don't judge me, I know for a fact that you've been using it to record that Desert Flower chick."
"Her name is Desiree Fleur," Huck said, indignant as if he could not believe that anyone could get a beauty like Desiree Fleur's name wrong.
"And you just proved my point," was Secret's reply.
But Penny's turn was up and now it was Cindy's time to shine. Wonder what she will sing.
"Say, Huck?" Secret asked his more-or-less partner-in-crime, "You wanna record Cindy or should we shut it off?"
"Leave it, Yogi would want it."
"Really?"
"Yep, he won't admit it but, he really likes her."
"Well, okay, can't let him down."
"Cindy? What the Hell?!" Penny shouted, on the floor, on account of the young she-bear pushing her down, "Why you'd push me?!"
"What, little ol' me?" Cindy asked, innocently, batting her eyelashes, pretending that she didn't know what she did.
Bunny then said, "Cindy, if you wanted to sing, you could've waited."
Smirking, Cindy took her center stage, or as close to center stage as the middle of a bedroom could be, and started the song, belting out, "I went to a party last Saturday night!"
Rolling her eyes, Penny took her place next to Dee Dee, thinking, "Fine, I'll let you play Lita Ford, Cynthia, then I'll have my revenge." Then she pulled off a surprisingly impressive evil laugh, too bad, Dee Dee was looking at her weird.
As for Cindy, there she was, dancing like a maniac on the floor, singing with her Kitty Jo-esque voice, rocking out like a Hologram while wearing her white nightgown with pink ribbons and bows on it. She simply loved singing with her powerhouse voice. Bunny may have dreams of making it big as a lead singer in a rock band, but if she had a competition with Cindy in terms of singing voices, it would be completely obvious who would win this battle.
But, Bunny will at least attempt to be invincible, for as soon, Cindy's turn is up, she's going to to join the brawl, just as soon as her music starts blasting.
"We're BACK!" Yogi, out of nowhere, shouted out, reentering the room, holding whatever food he could find in the kitchen that he liked with the rest of his friends behind him.
"WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING!" both Secret and Huck, suddenly yelled out at the top of their lungs, panicking as they quickly covered the window up with it's curtain and ran to them.
Nervously rubbing the back of his neck, Huck asked, "Back already, Yogi?"
"Well, I brought you two something to eat."
Boo-Boo then added, "I made him," smirking while elbowing the older bear.
Secret then asked, "Got candy?"
Snag grabbed a bag of candy from Yogi's pile and threw it at the squirrel, who caught it easily, and then asked, "So, what are you going to do now?"
Yogi didn't get a chance to answer because Boo-Boo, out of nowhere, tackled him, shouting, "Yeah, now it's time to wrestle!" With that, basically all hell broke lose in this very room.
Facepalming, Secret groaned, "The kids in this town are crazy!" before someone grabbed him by the arm, forcing him to join into the fray.
The girls had just had an epic pillow fight, they jumped everywhere, screamed as loud as they could before an adult would yell at them to knock it off, and laughed as hard as they could as they dodged pillows since it was just so much fun. Sure wasn't like singing karaoke but, this was fun. But soon enough, too soon perhaps, the girls were all tired and out of breath.
"Bunny," Dee Dee asked, clearly very exhausted, "Didn't you say something bringing movies?"
"Yeah, y'all wanna see a movie?" Bunny asked everyone in the room and they all said yes so, she told them to go look though her collection. And so they did.
And the girls sure found some rather interesting movies in her collection.
Dee Dee, looking confused, held up a DVD case which had a man, coming of the flames of Hell, reaching out for you above the title and a pair of robots wearing what looked look togas or just white dresses below the title, asked, reading it aloud, ""Manos" The Hands of Fate?"
Cindy, looking up curiously at the DVD, reading the phase: "The Master needs more brides!" and just had to ask, "My word, Bunny, what the Hell is this?"
"I... don't know," Bunny replied, a bit sheepishly, "I watched it a few years ago and still can't believe it!"
Penny stopped digging around the DVDs, looked up, and read the movie title, commenting, "Manos? I think I heard of that one."
"You saw it?" Cindy asked.
"No but I've heard that it's one of the worst movies ever made," Penny explained what she knew, "And that the guy who made it later became a fertilizer salesman."
Both Cindy and Dee Dee had the exact same reaction: "Ewwww...!" while Bunny commented, "How does that not surprise me?" rubbing her forehead.
"Anyway," Penny said, figuring they won't want to watch "Manos" The Hands of Redundancy, held up a DVD with a man wearing gladiator helmet in profile, "How about Mel Brooks' History of the World Part One?"
Dee Dee then asked, "What about Part Two?"
"Deeds, that's the joke," Bunny explained.
"What?"
"Nevermind."
"Well, I'm gonna keep looking for movies," Dee Dee said as she began digging for more movies, hoping for something far better than The Torgo Movie, throwing a case toward the wall behind her if she didn't think it was good enough. Cindy did her best to catch but, when she managed to read one of the movie titles...
"Hey There, It's Yogi Bear!?" Obviously, she was confused by this DVD which had a picture of what looked like an adult version of her crush grinning, but in the end, she shrugged and kept trying to catch all of the DVDs that Dee Dee was throwing, "Slow down, Dee Dee!" she cried out.
"Sorry!" Dee Dee shouted, and did her best to slow down. She held up a DVD, asking, "How about Beauty and the Beast? It's a classic."
But Penny replied, "Nah, I find it kinda offensive."
Confused but wanted all of her friends to be on the same page, she threw it.
"Sword in the Stone?"..."The Producers"... "Some Kind of Wonderful"... "The Last Unicorn"... "Munster, Go Home!"... "The Addams Family"... "Ricochet Rabbit Rides Again"... "Xanadu"... "Singing in the Rain"... "Barbie in the Nutcracker"... "Hans Brinker or the Silver Skates"... "Thomasina"... "My Date with the President's Daughter"... and so many others.
But, really, she kept throwing the DVDs, being completely unable to decide, until she realised that that was all the movies Bunny brought with her. She was so disappointed that she almost didn't notice Cindy shouting, "Oww...!"
While both Bunny and Penny helped Cindy catch all of the DVDs, that last one hit the she-bear on the face. causing her to drop everything. Worried, all of her friends helped her up and Cindy managed to grab hold of what hit her, taking a look at the cover.
The DVD cover depicted a smiling scarecrow, an evil campy Gaston looking guy and, a brown-haired girl who looked dangerously close to looking like Kayley from Quest for Camelot, in a field.
"The Scarecrow...?" all of the girls read out loud. Bunny, figuring that it was from her collection and not Undercover's, began reading the back of the cover, causing Dee Dee to have vague memories of an old animated movie that they watched on TV back when they were six.
"Was that that movie with disco dancing pilgrims?"
Laughing out loud at the ridiculousness of that question, Penny asked, "What the fuck?"
"No really, I kinda remember something like that."
"Well," Bunny said, holding the case up in the air, "Let's find out," and then excitedly started floating in the air, grinning, "All in favor of popping it in, say yea!"
Everyone in the room shouted yea.
"All opposed, say nay."
No one said nay.
"Well, the 'yeas' have it!"
As for the boys, after they got bored rough housing, they started playing Truth or Dare, a game that they tended to play a lot when they get bored, especially since they could potentially be forced to do some completely off-the-wall things, just as long as it was legal. And the guys were clearly enjoying this, even Secret. Though, when he chose Truth, he tended to be very vague about it, which annoyed most of the group here, except for Morocco, but when he chose Dare...
The boys were loudly chanting, "Go! Go! Go!" while fistpumping as they watched Secret have a candy eating contest with Yogi, as Boo-Boo was the mastermind behind this dare. The friends all figured who would win this battle before it was over. Yogi, who had the build of a big eater and is a notorious one at that versus Secret, who is smaller and thinner, clearly not built for this. They kind of felt bad for the squirrel, that is, until it was obvious that he was beating Yogi at his own game. He just kept stuffing his face with all the candy he could grab a hold of. Before long, the candy he had run out and everyone just gaped at the squirrel. He just stared back at them, gave his braces a good lick, and grimaced, saying, "I gonna clean out my braces." With that, he headed for the bathroom as soon as he grabbed his backpack.
"I-I lost," Yogi said, in disbelief, as he sank to his knees, "Why...? I wasn't supposed to lose."
Snag then crossed his arms, commenting, "You lost to Boo-Boo in a wrestle match, then you lost to a squirrel at eating, what's next? Huck out-serenades you?" then paused for a moment, adding, "You must be so proud."
Boo-Boo then said to the mountain lion, "Snag, you're not helping."
Morocco asked, concerned, "Secret isn't going to get sick, will he?" He certainly hoped he hoped he didn't, the mole already grew fond of the squirrel and he hoped he was okay.
"No, I mean, yeah, he ate all that candy," Huck answered, giving his own thought on this, "But I'd say he can handle it," with up most confidence.
Yogi then said again, "But I still can't believe I lost to a squirrel," still disappointed.
"And yet you're fine with a 12-year-old being able to pin you to the ground and keep you down, even," Snag pointed out again, with a rather small yet noticeable smirk on his face.
"Yeah, crazy, right?!" Secret's voice, in all of it's accented glory, called out, rather cheerfully, considering that he spent some of his time here uninterested, "Maybe, it's the sugar talking but, man, was hanging out with you guys a great idea or what?"
Yogi replied, still miffed at Secret, "Or what."
Boo-Boo chastised him with, "It was your idea, Yogi."
"Yeah," Secret added, grinning, "That contest was so not fair anyway," he then began explaining, "First, I love candy, second, you ate a ridiculous amount of food earlier and third and finally, I LOVE CANDY!" then he paused for a moment, "Under different circumstances, you would've won," which cheered Yogi right up. "We were playing a game, right?"
With that, the boys went back to their game, Secret spun the bottle and it landed on Huck.
So, he asked him, "Truth or dare?"
Huck had to think about this, on the one paw, he didn't want to reveal too much about himself but, on the other paw, he didn't really want to do more crazy shenanigans. His best friend already made him sing Swagger Jagger and that was beyond mortifying. But then again, with Secret being in a cheerful mood, maybe this won't be so bad.
"Dare."
Secret was now in a deep in thought, wondering what would make a good dare and was like this for a few moments before Snag, the great guy he was, leaned over and whispered a suggestion into his ear.
"Is that even legal?" Secret asked, raising an eyebrow, concerned.
Snag then replied, "Well, it is expected for us teenagers," he then gestured to himself and everyone in the room, "to do that prank," then paused for a moment, adding quickly, "But, it's probably best that don't get caught, though."
"Fine," Secret sighed, not wanting to deal with this, then cleared his throat, said in the most epic voice he could muster while pointing at the blue hound in the most epic way he possibly could, "Huckleberry Hound, I, Secret S. Squirrel, dare you to egg and T.P. Mr. Fleur's mansion!"
"WHAT?!"
It was obvious that Huck didn't want to do this so, it was up to his friends to egg him on like the true friends they are. Soon enough, it got on his nerves, giving into peer pressure, so he might as well ruin his chances with the girl he liked.
As soon as they realised that Huck gave in, they quickly got ready. They put on their jackets because it was late and they didn't want to be seen outside in just their pajamas. Somehow, they even had rolls of toilet paper and cartons of eggs ready to be taken to the rich side of town so, Huck could deface a rich man's home. After Huck was given a sympathetic look from everyone, they were off. Granted, they went on foot but, it didn't make it any easier.
It took a while but, finally they got to the rich side of town. Snag marveled at the gorgeous homes while the other whistled to in reaction to swankiness of the mansions. But in the end, these boys were on a mission and it didn't take too long to find the Fleur place, thanks to Snag knowing the address and Secret using his sleuthing skills, since Huck wouldn't say anything.
Eventually, they were able to sneak Huck in the front yard with the stuff and began egging him on albeit much after as so they don't alert the neighbors of their presence.
Sighing, Huck thought to himself, "I bet the girls don't have to put up with this."
Watching the movie closely, taking bites of popcorn and snacks that Bunny and her family made earlier, the girls couldn't help but make their own commentary on it.
"I... uh... I'll just find another field," Feathertop, the main protagonist, an enchanted scarecrow disguised as a human, said until he realized what he just said and quickly added, "To study... that interests me... and hang out."
"Smooth..." Cindy commented, giggling.
Suddenly, after an awkward pause, he and the girl he was with confessed their love for each other, grabbing each other's hands and looking into each other's eyes.
"I love you," said Polly, the love interest who could pass herself off as Belle of Beauty and the Beast fame's descendant.
Sounding surprised, he asked her, "You do? How do you mean that? More than bagels and cream cheese?"
"I never had a bagel but, I'm sure it's more."
Penny then said aloud, "'I love you more than I love bagels and cream cheese,' truly poetic in beauty and love," in mock-drama, pounding herself on the heart once and let a small yet realistic sob.
"Marry me, then," said Feathertop, smiling.
"Yes," she replied, happily, "When?"
"In the morning?"
"At the chapel."
"Still more realistic than Twilight," Dee Dee giggled, watching this unfold.
"It's a deal," he said, holding out his hand as if to be shook, then realized just how unromantic this looked and quickly added, "I mean it's a romantic kind of deal," but he was so happy, "Whatever!"
Bunny, intimating Polly's voice, said, "Feathertop, you are such a dork, but I love you for it."
The carriage they were riding stopped and Feathertop, excitedly got off and helped Polly down, and they danced a short dance of romance.
"I know you, a something something something dream," Bunny sang out, rather conveniently forgetting the lyrics to that song.
They kissed on the lips, all romantic and sweet, with without them knowing, the orphan kids were watching them, happy for them.
"Why is he doing that to her dress?" Penny asked, in squeakier voice, to voice the children.
"I declare," said Cindy, annoyed whenever her friends would do this, "It's a kids' film!"
Which caused Penny and Bunny to laugh.
"I just realized something," Dee Dee said, gaining the attention from the others, "Feathertop's feather is supposed to be like Nightcrawler's image inducer thingy, right?" she asked, to which, she got a few nods, "But, if his skin feels real and can do things like sweat, then does that mean he could... maybe feel other things?" she asked with a cheeky grin, then exclaimed, "Just saying!"
Cindy groaned as Bunny and Penny burst out laughing, and Bunny commented, "Dee Dee Specman, ruining childhoods since... forever!" then laughed some more.
He would never admit it but, Huck was actually having a lot of fun, running around , throwing eggs and toilet paper at the house where the one he loves and a father who would blow a gasket if he ever found out about this live. He tried to be as sneaky as possible in the hopes that no one important would notice him.
Silently cheering him on, they watched in amusement. Yogi, looking at Boo-Boo and then at Snag, saying, like the future leader that he will be, "Next time, around our graduation, we are so doing that," pointing at Huck's work-in-progress handiwork, "To the Snob School."
Nodding and crossing his arms in approval, Snag added, "That'll teach those rich snobs not to mess with Hanna-Barbera High School."
And Boo-Boo, being who he is, had this to say: "We're screwed."
Secret then looked at Morocco in confusion and Morocco just shrugged his shoulders. The mole then asked, "So, how do you like it here, Secret?"
"It's... fine, I guess," he answered, feeling kind of awkward.
"Do you work for your uncle?"
"Not really, but I do help him out from time to time."
"Secret... why do you hate your father?"
Alarmed, Secret asked him, "Getting a little personal, aren't we?"
"Sorry, Secret," he said, sheepishly.
"Just a long string of broken promises," Secret said, sighing in disappointment, when he noticed Morocco's confused look. he explained, "You asked me why I hate James."
"Oh, right."
Suddenly, there was a very loud crash, loud enough to disturb others nearby and sure enough, Mr. Fleur was heard, angrily yelling, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE!?"
Now panicking, the boys are shouting, "Run, Huck, run! Get out of there! Go! Before he catches you!" urging him to hurry.
Huck didn't need to be told twice so, he ran as fast as his legs could carry him and managed to hop over the fence, seemingly without forgetting anything that belonged to him. Now all they had to do was run away before Mr. Fleur or anyone else sees, though, what they didn't know was that they were all watched by somebody with sparkling blue eyes and long eyelashes, pretty well kept fur and a wide smile.
As for the boys, after they escaped Snob Hill, they headed back to the house, talking along the way. As soon as they got back, they decided to stop playing Truth or Dare and moved onto other things. Snag and Boo-Boo played chess while Yogi watched until he got bored and started playing video games. Huck played guitar, which his playing is good, and sang, which his voice isn't good, though something kept nagging at the back of his mind as if he completely forgot something. If only he could remember what it was. Morocco and Secret talked as they headed back and were still talking, now that they are back. It was as if they were best friends, all but name. But something kept nagging at the back of Secret's mind, but he couldn't remember what.
"Oh well, must've not have been important," he thought.
The girls have been done watching the movie, which they found to be very hilarious in an unintentional way and were now just talking about whatever before they go to bed as it was very late.
"So, it was Huck, who told me that blue is my color," Cindy concluded her story as to why she dyes her fur that color.
"Cool!" Dee Dee shouted, excitedly in response, though it wasn't really the word that Bunny or Penny would use, "It's almost as big as our dear sweet Penny finally having a crush on someone."
Ignoring Penny's look in shock and Bunny's snickering, Cindy, eyes widening, asked with enthusiasm, "Shut up! Details, please?"
"Well-" Dee Dee started before getting interrupted by Penny scoffing with her arms crossed, "I highly doubt anything'll come of it."
Bunny then said, "Come on, Penn, it ain't healthy to keep it all to yourself, you might go on a rampage."
"And get people hurt," Cindy added.
"Fine...," Penny groaned, looking around the room, "I like-" her eyes then stopped at the window when a cambot floated there, recording them. The only person she knew who had one was Huck and that was only because Secret gave him his. So she reacted accordingly: She screamed.
"Secret? What's wrong? Are you okay?" Morocco asked, concerned because, out of nowhere while they were talking, Secret gasped and his eyes widened in fear as if he knew something was very wrong.
Secret then whispered, "Morocco, get your stuff, we're leaving. Don't ask and be very quiet," and shushed him for good measure.
While he was confused, Morocco did what he was told and they were able to sneak out without anyone noticing, which was a good thing because Dee Dee and Cindy walked out the front door of the house next door and they looked pissed.
"We're going to have to be as stealthy as possible," Secret said as they got away, heading for somewhere else, away from this, "On three, 1... 2... 3!"
They ran away screaming at the top of their lungs.
"Yogi," Huck asked, yawning, "Shouldn't we get to bed now, we got school tomorrow."
Before Yogi could answer, something was thrown in through the window and Huck recognised it as the smouldering remains of his cambot.
"Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?!" asked a female voice, clearly very infuriated. That was Bunny, who flew into the room and Penny then climbed in, both looking ready to bust some heads. Then Dee Dee and Cindy came through the door, also angry. Yogi didn't like the way Cindy was holding her parasol, which matched her nightgown.
"Oh, you boys ain't going nowhere," Cindy said with a devious smirk.
Snag then noticed something and asked, "Wait, where are Secret and Morocco?"
Then it happened.
As for Secret and Morocco, they went to Morocco's house, where Secret met Scirocco Mole, Morocco's twin brother, for the first time.
"How... charming," Secret deadpanned, then commented, laughing a little bit, "He's sounds like me doing a bad impression of you," which made Morocco laugh a bit. "Seriously, though," the squirrel asked, "What is up with him?" And so, as they headed for Morocco's room, the mole told the tale, which by the time, they got there, Secret was traumatized for life.
"Just... why would you tell me about evil sperm? How do you even remember that?"
to be continued...
Who was watching Huck? What was Penny going to say? What did the girls do to the boys? And evil sperm? WTF?!
All these questions and more will be answered... some other time if ever.
Now I'm free to start work on my Cattanooga Cats fanfic! YAY! I'm so excited!
See you later dudes!