Title: Pass It On
Pairing: TamaHaru I guess
Word Count: 382
Summary: Haruhi isn't feeling her best, neither is Tamaki.
Haruhi was miserable, she hadn't been feeling her best all week but before today at least the pain in her throat was tolerable, now she could hardly speak, 'Would you like some tea and cake, Haruhi-kun?' Haruhi's customer peeked nervously from behind her homemade cake.
'Sorry,' Haruhi rasped apologetically, 'I can't,'
'Oh my, Haruhi-kun, you sound terrible! Do you have a cold or a fever?' another customer, slightly bolder than the other girl stood up and placed a hand on Haruhi's forehead, 'you don't have a temperature.'
'Relax ladies, I'm fine. It's just a sore throat I got it from walking home in the rain but thank you for your concern,' Haruhi smiled her natural smile making all of the girls swoon.
'My poor Haruhi is ill! We must get her a doctor immediately,' Tamaki shrieked then broke into a coughing fit, 'owie,' he sniffled and clutched his throat.
'Looks like you have it too,' Haruhi smiled, 'I must have given it to you when we were studying together.'
'You studied Tamaki-senpai, and Haruhi let you do it with her. She must be sick,' the twins asked in disbelief. Other that an evil glare from Tamaki they were ignored.
'Whatever you've given Tamaki I need to make sure it won't be dangerous for our guests,' Kyouya walked up to Haruhi, 'sit down, and open your mouth so I can check your throat.' Haruhi rolled her eyes but obeyed. Kyouya bent down and peered into her mouth. He nodded a few times and scribbled down notes the he looked up, 'you have tonsillitis. Luckily it isn't contagious so long as you make sure to keep eating utensils etc. away from everyone else, you can keep hosting.'
'Yay! Haru-chan can stay and play~' Huni grinned happily then paused, 'Kyo-chan?'
'Yes,'
'If it isn't contagious then how did Haru-chan give it to Tama-chan?'
Kyouya smirked and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose so they glinted, 'there is one way the disease can be passed on...' he paused, enjoying the gazes of both hosts and customers waiting for him to finish, '... through direct contact. The most likely way is through the act of kissing.'
Silence.
Shifty looks between Haruhi and Tamaki but no objections.
3. 2. 1.
'!' fifty fan girls screamed.
I got the idea when my sister was complaining that her throat hurt. Hope it was OK.