Matsumoto and Toushiro
Snake
"Captain, is that your trouser snake?"
A sharp look.
"What?"
"Trouser snake!"
"Matsumoto!"
"Snake!"
"Have you been drinking again?"
"With a snake?"
"Or in general?"
"Maybe?"
"Matsumoto, what have I told you about drinking in office hours?!"
"That I should only do it with snakes?"
"No!"
"Without snakes?"
Toushiro hit his forehead.
"I give up."