Title: Knock Out

Pairing HikaHaru

Word Count: 386

Summary: A drinking competition with interesting results.

Now college students, Haruhi and Hikaru found themselves in a drinking face-off. It was New Years Eve and none of the host could really be called 'sober'. Both Haruhi and Hikaru were staring at each other, a row of alcoholic beverages lined up between them.

They had been voted for the competition as they were the two with the highest alcohol tolerance. Haruhi from growing up with a father who worked at a tranny bar, when he brought friends home after work she would occasionally get the odd sip of somebody's drink which hardened her stomach over the years. Hikaru, on the other hand, as soon as he turned eighteen drank himself stupid a few times then quite quickly his body adjusted and he moderated his alcohol intake(A/N: I'm not saying binge drinking is good cos it's NOT. I just needed a reason and didn't explain it very well).

'This is stupid,' Haruhi muttered. Hikaru just grinned evilly back at her.

'Scared I'm going to beat your girly ass?'

'Hell no,' this time, Haruhi ginned evilly back.

Tamaki stood up, tottering a bit then was put straight by Mori and Kyouya, 'now,' he drawled, 'the first to fall over or pass out looses,' he stumbled again and only just righted himself, 'BEGIN!'

Hikaru and Haruhi necked down drink after drink with cheers of 'CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,' in the background that you would never expect from the likes of the hosts, as they're upper-class men, but at the same time, teenagers and young adults.

Hikaru started to sway and it looked like Haruhi was going to be the victor.

But there was going to be no victor.

How, you say?

There are other effects of alcohol, some become extremely happy, some are violent and some are miserable.

In Haruhi's case, it is something she learnt at a very young age, much to the entertainment of Ranka's tranny friends.

Haruhi swapped the drinks in her hands for Hikaru's face; she leant forward and kissed him hard.

Yes, Haruhi has a tendency to kiss anything in sight when drunk.

Hikaru, also being very drunk, kissed back.

... A couple of minutes later.

Huni (the only person not in shock) poked the two people on the floor, their faces still glued together.

'Uh... guys. You can stop now,'

They ignored him.

'Please? I think you've killed Tama-chan and don't you guys need to breathe?'

They still ignored him.

'OH DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!'

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