Title: From the Best
Pairing: None
Word Count: 245
Summary: Kyouya regrets being so awesomely evil, and decides once and for all he HATES Tamaki.
The Lobelia girls had left, slipping over banana peels as they went and, as usual, Haruhi was clearing up the mess the hosts (or hostesses?) had made whilst dressed in drag.
The hosts themselves were filing away to wipe the make-up off of their faces and remove their extremely padded and extremely uncomfortable bras.
Kyouya was at the back off the group, fan still in front of his face.
'Kyouya-senpai,' Haruhi called. The man paused but didn't turn around, 'just because you have a fan in front of your face doesn't mean we can't see you're in drag,' she couldn't keep the humour out of her voice.
'Kyouya sniffed and turned around, 'Haruhi,' he said copying Haruhi's humour, just more evil, 'for that comment I will add-,'
'I don't think you want to do that,' Haruhi smirked.
'And why would I not?' Kyouya was getting slightly worried at the change in roles.
'I have photos,'
'You have what?' he was hating Tamaki more and more each second for getting him into this mess.
'Yup, and I'm sure your police force won't be able to take you seriously if they saw these,' Haruhi held up a handful of photos of Kyouya, indeed, in a lovely purple dress and long silky black hair.
'How did you even get those photos?' Kyouya needed to get them back, fast.
'Oh,' Haruhi's eyes glinted as the light reflected in her huge brown eyes, 'I learnt from the best,' she smirked.