Title: Pedo

Pairing: MoriHaru, one-sided I think...

Word Count: 266

Summary: Mori and his not so secret fetish.

Mori the not –so-wild host club member had a secret fetish.

I wasn't really secret considering how obvious it was though.

Takashi Morinozuka had a fetish for cute things, which unfortunately made him sound like a paedophile and when mothers saw him staring at their young children their first instinct was to move away – fast, leaving an embarrassed and although he wouldn't say it, hurt, Mori behind.

His most favourite cute things were, Huni, obviously, and his pet chick, Piyo and racoon, Tanuki.

Then there came Haruhi.

Mori did feel a bit like a paedophile around her sometimes, she looked like a tanuki and not in a weird little fuzzy stealing garbage way. She had these large brown eyes then seemed to look through whatever façade you were keeping up and if you called her name they got impossibly wider and the surprised expression she wore made her look even cuter.

Mori thought he could ignore it, nothing had changed and he would care for Mitsukuni until Mitsukuni wished otherwise, he had no time for anyone else. Or so he told himself.

Then he made the mistake of patting her on the hair.

How could her hair be so soft?

Exactly like chick fluff.

Mori couldn't help but pat her head whenever he could find an excuse, her hair also released a sweet aroma, like strawberries which was what Huni smelt like. It was like she was a mixture of all his favourite cute things without the annoying squeals that all girls seemed to produce.

No matter how much he pretended, Mori decided he was going to have to accept he was as twisted a pervert as Tamaki.

But at least instead of when Tamaki coddled her she pouted and frowned, when he patted her on the head she gave him a flushed-cheeked smile.

Ha, thought Mori to himself, one nil to me, and sent her a small smile back.