Macavity and I were walking down the street of New York City, looking for someone to speak to.
"Are you sure that this is actually a law? It's so... silly!" I questioned for the fifth time.
Macavity sighed again. "Yes, it is Gwen. Why did I bring you along on this trip?"
"Because you love me. That's why." I replied. Pointing at a business man in a fancy suit, I said, "Let's do it on him."
We walked over to the man, with giant innocent smiles on our faces. He nodded in greeting to us. Us, to greet him, put our thumbs to our noses and wiggled our fingers. We quickly ran away as the man stared confounded after us.
Laughing, I stopped to catch my breath. "That's some strange law."
"Yes. But I broke it, and that's all that matters."
"Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers"." New York Law
"THIS IS A TERRIBLE THING TO DO!" I yelled from the body of the plane up to the cockpit where Macavity was flying it.
"No it isn't. It's not like we're killing the thing. We put a harness on it." He replied calmly.
I sighed again. "But still, it's morally wrong!"
"Every human law Gwen! I'm breaking every one!" Macavity yelled to me. "Now release the moose!"
I threw open the door and shivered from the cold air. Moving slowly to the back end of the moose that I had lured in a couple hours ago, I quickly kicked with my feet to the moose's back end, and pushed him out the window. He flew out, but the harness we put around him (because I refused to kill poor innocent animals on this trip) stopped him before he hit the ground. I went back up to the cockpit and sat down.
"This is what the government is concerned about enough to create laws for? Really?"
"It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane." Alaska Law
"By doing this, everyone is going to believe you're insane. You know that, right?" I asked Macavity as we walked into a city park.
"But it's a law! I need to-"
"Break it, yeah yeah. But it's so crazy!"
"Just cover for me, will you? You're here for a reason, Gwen." He stalked off, looking at the ground.
Yeah, to tell everyone not to throw you into an insane asylum... I thought as he found what he was looking for.
"Hey Lizard! Yeah you! You're ugly! And stupid! Just go away, okay? Stupid bloody git!" Everyone stopped playing games to look at Macavity. I quickly went up to him and pulled him back to the car, trying to get him away before everyone started calling him a nutcase.
"No one may annoy a lizard in a city park." Fresno, California Law