Title: Charlie the Unicorn
Pairing: None
Word Count: 238
Summary: All the fun of Charlie the Unicorn (look on Youtube if you want to waste ten minutes of your life ^^) in one Ouran drabble, not necessarily a good thing. The twins discovered Charlie the Unicorn leaving Tamaki traumatised.
PS: I don't own Charlie the Unicorn 1 or 2 ;)
Monday Morning
'Heeeey Charrrrrlie, hey Charlie wake up,' Hikaru spoke loudly into Tamaki's left ear. The host king frowned and wriggled in his sleep.
'Yeah Charlie wake up, you silly sleeping head, wake up,' Kaoru cooed in his right ear, Tamaki pushed him away blindly with his hand. The twins grinned at each other then started to jump on the bed, Tamaki woke up and started shrieking.
'What are you devils doing on my bed at six am? Stop jumping on my bed this instant!' The twins ignored him as Tamaki scrambled to free himself from the blanket and escape.
'We found a map Charlie, a map to candy mountain!' Hikaru continued.
'Candy mountain?' Tamaki looked hopeful for a moment, 'wait, who's Charlie? And why are you talking like twisted perverts? You'll scare Haruhi with those voices.'
'Candy mountain, Charlie!' Kaoru and Hikaru gave Tamaki a disturbingly happy look, 'it's a land of sweets and joy... and joyness,' they continued to smile, Tamaki surpressed a shudder.
'Who is this Charlie you speak of?'
Monday Afternoon
Tamaki was sitting in the corner.
Normally this wouldn't have surprised anyone, but he was in foetal position, his hands over his ears, his eyes wide and manic while continuously rocking and muttering. Not to mention a banana sticking out of his ear.
'Tamaki-senpai, are you ok?' Haruhi approached her senior tentatively.
'Ha ha... HA HA,' Tamaki laughed, Haruhi took a step backwards, 'I AM THE BANANA KING!'
I'm sorry for those peopleI left thinking WTH?