Author's Notes: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. If I did, I would have Remus tied up to my bed and Sirius cooking in the kitchen while James plays with my daughter. Peter would be running from my cat. I don't own any of the Marvel Comic book Characters either. If I did, Logan would be out in the yard hurting my husband while Scott and Alex are arguing about how to hurt my husband. I don't own any of the Inu-Yasha characters. If I did, Sessho-Maru would be joining Remus in my bed. Inu-Yasha would be with James playing with my daughter and Kagome and Sango would be helping Lily and Ororo beat the tar out of Miroku. I don't own any of the Star Wars characters. If I did then Qui-Gon would still be alive, Obi-Wan would not have had to train Anakin, and Anakin would not have gone to the Dark Side. I don't own the Mystic Force Power Rangers. If I did, do you really think Leanbow would have become Koragg. I don't own the Charmed Ones. Like I would let anything happen to them if I did. Enjoy!
September 30, 1996
Severus Snape stalked through the corridors of Hogwarts looking for wayward students and trying to avoid the newest bane of his existence. Phoebe Halliwell. She was nice to him to start with but then she came into one of his Potions classes and saw how he treated all the students except for the Slytherins. She told him to stop being a jerk and to treat everyone equally. However he had told her that she should stay out of his business since she was a filthy Mudblood. Of course that had just mad her even angrier. She had grabbed one of the students' scales and slammed them over his head.
I can still see stars every so often but Merlin knows that she is very beautiful when she's angry. What am I thinking? The woman is a menace. A beautiful menace. Severus shook his head slightly. Maybe I can ask her sisters for the help I need with the potion I'm working on even though she is the one who has the most skills with potion making.
The door to the DADA classroom swung open and Regina and Harry stepped out into the hallway. Severus smirked slightly as he approached them. "Forty points from Gryffindor for not being in your common room after curfew."
"But, Professor, we were training tonight." Regina gripped the strap of her bag as if to keep herself from hurting her hated professor.
"I do not want to hear it. You are out after curfew, Miss Croft…"
"Lupin." Regina glared at Severus. "My name is Regina Lupin."
"I do not care what you call yourself. Twenty points for your cheek. It seems, Mr. Potter, that you are a terrible influence over Miss Croft." Severus didn't hear the door open behind him.
"Well I believe eighty points to Gryffindor for the excellent job on your training this evening." Phoebe Halliwell stood in the door of the classroom.
Severus spun around and saw Phoebe. Merlin, she is beautiful. "We are in the middle of a war, Miss Halliwell. They are not to be out after curfew." Severus glared at Phoebe. "I am the professor here and you will not undermine me."
"My name's Phoebe and I'm also a professor here. I think you need to get over yourself if you think that every professor around here is terrified of you because I'm not." Phoebe had moved closer with every word. "Harry and Regina have to train if you want old snake face defeated. They had our permission to be here tonight and every night after this one."
"I don't care. If they're out after curfew and I catch them, I will be taking points and giving detentions." Severus didn't notice the two teens sneaking away from them.
"Well, I can say the same about your House." Phoebe's hands had made their way to her hips.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me."
Neither of them noticed that Tori, Veronica, Vida, Madison, Paige, and Piper had heard the commotion and joined them.
"Maybe you should ask her out to the next Hogsmeade Weekend, Severus. You never know she might say yes." Veronica leaned against the wall and rubbed her stomach.
"Stay out of this, Ms. Croft." Severus still hadn't moved from in front of Phoebe. She's starting to get mad and damn if she's not beautiful in her anger.
"Don't you tell her what to do!" Phoebe jabbed a finger into Severus's chest. He's got muscles under there. I like.
"She does not need to involve herself in this."
"I happen to think that if the two of you were to kiss, the castle might not survive the explosion." Paige smirked slightly, which made Severus wonder if she had been sent to Hogwarts if she would have been in Slytherin.
"Well, since we're not going to kiss you'll never find out." Phoebe continued to glare at Severus.
"Now, girls, this is what happens when you hold your feelings in and don't tell anyone who you like." Piper turned to Madison and winked.
"I think I'm going to go and find Nick." Madison practically flew back into the classroom.
"I'm going to go hide now." Vida ran after her sister.
"Now let's get to the good stuff." Piper turned back to the couple before them.
"Stay out of this, Piper." Phoebe knew what her sisters were doing. They were trying to get her angry enough to kiss the grease ball. The very handsome grease ball.
Tori looked at Veronica and grinned. "Do you think they're going to kiss to prove us wrong?"
"You never know with Sev. He might do it to make us happy or tick off Phoebe." Veronica ignored Severus's slight growl.
"Knock it off, Veronica." Severus glared at his friend. If only she knew what I'm feeling right now.
"I think it would be good for them to kiss. It might help clear the air." Tori ignored the 'you must die' look from Phoebe.
Phoebe continued to glare at the other women. If they weren't here right now I'd jump his bones.
I need to do something to get them away from her. Severus grabbed Phoebe's arm and pulled to close to him. I know exactly what to do.
"What the hell do you think…?" Phoebe's voice became muffled as Severus's mouth slammed against hers. Holy shit! He's kissing me! Oh God this feels so heavenly!
Veronica's jaw dropped open as she watched Severus pull Phoebe even closer. She nudged Piper in her ribs. "I did tell him to ask her out not kiss her, right?"
"Yeah but I see he doesn't take suggestions very well." Tori tilted her head slightly as Phoebe's eyes fluttered closed and she wrapped her arms around his neck. "How long do you think they'll stay like that?"
"I'd give Pheebs at least five minutes but I don't know about him." Paige was twisting her head around so that she could see what was going on.
Veronica shivered slightly. "I think I'm going to find Remus and Sirius. They've got hear about this."
"I think they're outside with Sessho-Maru so I'll come with you." Tori hurried down the hall with Veronica beside her.
That's two gone. Severus moaned slightly as Phoebe pulled herself even closer. Not that it matters.
Piper looked over at Paige before grabbing her arm. "Let's go. You know how Phoebe gets when she's interrupted."
"I know but..." Paige yelped slightly as Piper pulled her back into the classroom and closed the door.
Phoebe and Severus pulled apart slightly. She looked around the hallway before pulling herself out of Severus's arms. "What the hell did you think you were doing?" Not that I don't know.
"I only did it to get your sisters off your case." Severus crossed his arms before leaning close to Phoebe and speaking softly. "And because I really wanted to."
Phoebe blushed slightly. "I wanted to, too." She glanced at the door and raised her voice. "Don't you ever do that again!"
"I'm not planning on it." Severus pulled her into his arms again. "I'm working on a potion but I need help."
Phoebe moaned softly as Severus kissed her neck. "I'd never help you if you were the last man on Earth." She nibbled on his collarbone. "I'll be down tomorrow night at eight."
"Sounds like a plan." Severus placed one last kiss on her lips before making his way down to the dungeons.
Phoebe watched him as she gently caressed her lips. She turned and pretended to storm into the DADA classroom slamming the door behind her.
A/N: Don't kill me. I only had one person tell me that this pairing was a good thing. Besides, I can just see Phoebe hitting Snape with a cauldorn and then yelling at him to be fair to all the students. Just remember that the next time I ask for your opinion please give it!