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"Macavity! Put down the explosives right now!" I commanded.
He reluctantly put down the giant suitcase. I quickly grabbed it and gave it to the responsible girl in our group, Elina (who moonlights as Rum Tum Tuggette). She smiled and held it tightly.
"How come she gets to hold it? Anyone who thinks my younger brother is an awesome cat obviously has no common sense!" I smacked him in the back of the head, but otherwise ignored him.
Elina studied the Junkyard curiously. "Just saying, this looks nothing like an actual Junkyard. Not to mention the fact we're not even near London."
I shrugged. "This wouldn't work if we were in London. Also, the cats are all in an AU sense of body, and none of them would live in actual junk. I'm simply using my magical authoress powers to make it all work. If there's a problem, talk to my manager." I nodded towards Macavity, who was staring at Munkustrap's cabin with uber evilness.
"Meh... I'll take it as is. Come on!" She made her way to the lake by Munkus's house, where a large rowboat was silently drifting. Macavity grinned maniacally. "I'm glad we're doing this today. I really want fish for dinner."
I sat on the dock and unpacked the suitcase, pulling out the explosives. "Okay folks, here's the plan. Munkustrap is asleep in the boat right now and-"
"Why is he sleeping?" Macavity interrupted.
"Because I put sleeping pills in his lunch. ANYWAYS, since we have to break this law anyway, I figured we could make fun of Munkus while we're doing it. Macavity has so kindly used his magic to make sure that when we light the dynamite and throw it in the water, the fire doesn't go out. On a count of three, we will all start to throw in as much dynamite as we can into the water, without putting Munkustrap's life into real danger!" I stared at Macavity. "This way, it's fun, and we can get some dinner for tonight. Okay?"
The others nodded and took their postions on either sides of the deck. We all picked up a stick of dynamite, lighting it with matches. I began to yell a countdown. "Three, two, on- Macavity!" He threw his before I finished, causing the waves to nearly flip the boat. Elina shrugged and threw her's too. Since I was about to blow myself up, I tossed mine towards the boat and grabbed another stick. We did this reapeatedly for a while, until Munkus regained his senses enough to start rowing the boat towards us, yelling about how we were under arrest and ya-da-da-da.
We quickly ran away into the woods, after grabbing a fish that had been blown out of the water. After making a lot of distance between us and the angry Protector, we collapsed onto the ground laughing. "That...was...AWESOME!" Elina yelled. I chucked the fish I grabbed over to Macavity. "Here's your dinner." He examined it for a second before lobbing it behind him. "On second thought... How 'bout some chicken?"
"YES!" And off we went to the nearest grill.
"It is illegal to fish with dynamite." Pennsylvania Law
I was painstakingly setting up our stall piece by piece. "You know, this would be easier if you actually helped, ginger." Macavity rolled his eyes and went back to eating peanuts. I stood up and took the basket of nuts from him. "These are to sell, not eat!"
A girl with a CATS logo t-shirt on came up to us. "Hello Gwen, Macavity! This is so cool!"
"Hey girl. Did you make us the sign?" I asked, nearly finished with the stall, looking up at the setting sun. She nodded and assisted me with putting it up, and lighting it up. "Glowing paint... nice touch."
We sat down and waited for the moon to rise, and the stars to come out. As soon as it did, Macavity jumped up and yelled, "Everyone, ready for some late night nuttyness? It's Wacky Wednesday folks, so come and grab some fresh peanuts from our stall. You'll be glad you did!" Surprisingly, we made a whole four sales. I'm just going to leave out the fact that three of the sales were made for ourselves, and one to the lady which accidentally knocked the bag off the stall and had to pay for the dropped peanuts.
"It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesdays." Alabama Law
"Yuck!" I pushed the camel away from me. "I swear, camels are so freaking disgusting." At least, this one was. It kept farting, and thought my beautiful ginger hair was some delicious grass or something. Macavity, being a jerk-face, kept laughing.
"Blame it on your precious reviewers. It was them who force you into this."
"Yeah, but I actually like them. You however..." I stopped as I pushed the camel away again. "Oh, there's Preddie!" A smart looking boy wearing a t-shirt with a TARDIS on it walked over to us.
"Good evening to you two. And the camel. Hello." He smiled and petted the camel.
"The camel deserves no love!" I said as I put the saddle on it, nearly getting kicked in the process. "Oh nonsense! The poor girl just isn't used to the busy streets of Houston. When this was oringailly against the law, Texas was made up of small mining towns, and was meant to not scare the horses. Now, it isn't nesscary because we have cars instead of horse buggys." Macavity stood still, very impressed.
I snapped out of my amazement and finshed buckling the saddle. "Up you two go. Go break a law, will you?" Both boys sat in the saddle. Macavity held the reins, and directs the camel down the middle of Main Street. "Out of the way for the amazing camel! Move your cars! Come on, out of the way!"
"It is illegal to ride your camel down any main roads." Texas Law
Thunder was kept looking around, adjusting her glasses, and simply being bored. "Can we just say we broke the law yet?" Macavity tried to nod, but I elbowed him.
"Yeah, but you see, this law has a grand total of three sentences written for it at the moment. We need to reach at least fifteen to call it a good section." Both of them groaned. "You realize the point of this law is to do absolutely nothing?" Macavity asked, leaning against the building we were outside of.
"Of course I do. Which is why I'm writing about us doing nothing!" I sat down and leaned back against the wall.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock...
Macavity pulled out a math textbook and started to do long division sums. Thunder started to read fanfiction on her phone. I kept typing on my laptop, trying to find good things to write about. I also quietly hummed, getting ready for the next law I would be breaking.
"It is illegal to stand around a building without a good reason to be there."Minnesota Law
"Okay, you two are free to go. Thank you for your patience, but we did have to do nothing to break the law so... Wait... what?" Both of them had already ran away as soon as the first sentence was out of my mouth. "Thanks a lot guys!" I called after them. "It isn't like I don't suffer from these things too!" Meh, I like Thunder, so I won't do anything to her. But Macavity? Oh, he's going to pay..." I grabbed my laptop and PMed a certain hyper girl to come join me.
"PLEASE, I BEG YOU! DO NOT MAKE ME SUFFER SO!" Macavity got onto his knees and begged. "I will do anything and everything to not do this law with her! It will b the end of me, I swear it!" I ignored him and took another bite out of my candy. "Listen, I'm sorry that I was a jerk and- She's here!" He hid behind me as Effanineffable came skipping over with a giant smile on her face.
"OMG HEY GUYS! How are you today? I'm great. I am SOOOOO ready to break this law. Oh, is that candy? Can I have some PLEASE?" I grinned slyly to Macavity as I offered her my candy bucket.
"So... who's ready for some karaoke?" I yelled, walking into the middle of the boardwalk.
"ME ME ME ME!" Effanineffable replied.
"Oh dear Everlasting Cat, hear my prayer. If there is anything I have ever done that was good, save me now..." We girls dragged him over to us. "On my signal guys!" I said quickly. After a minute, I gave it.
The three of us dropped our outer clothing to reveal some pretty awesome swimsuits. Us girls held hands as we started a very off key special rendition of "Memory."
"TOUCH ME! IT'S SO EASY TO LEAVE ME, ALL ALONE WITH OUR MEMORIES, OF OUR DAYS IN THE SUN! Come on Macavity! MACAVITY MACAVITY, THERE'S NO ONE LIKE MACAVITY!" We stared at him evilly, waiting for him to finsh the verse.
"He's broken every human law... he breaks the law of gravity." He sung very softly, and then stormed away. We stared after him, than shrugged. As it started to rain, we joined hands and danced around together.
"WE'RE SINGING IN THE RAIN. JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN!"
"It is illegal to sing in public clothed in only a bathing suit." Florida Law
Macavity- That was terrible!
Me- Oh come on, you know you liked it! Anyways, you better get used to her. Effanineffable has like a billion laws for you to break.
Macavity-NOOOOO!
Me-I feel no pity! Anyways... Please keep sending in more laws please! I accept guest reviews too!
Macavity- Reviews make her happy, therefore making me less miserable. Plus you get chapters quicker!
Both- Have an awesome day!