Requested by Nadie- thank you
Renji
I fail at humour.
Fight
It was, he realised, futile, to try and fight the spell check.
Those red squiggly lines taunted him- why, he wondered, did the Gotei ever decided to trial run these computer things in his division? Why, when Hisagi wanted them so, or when Kira could have typed away at them with easy proficiency? Why not curse one of them with this unreliable and frustrating thing called 'Microsoft'?
Why to him? What higher providence had deemed it thus? Might as well have given them to the Eleventh, for all the use he could make of them.
"No! That word is spelt right! I know it is!"
He glared at the screen, and ignored the red, which he knew was completely wrong, even though it was programmed in accordance with the dictionary and was, therefore, a lot more likely to be correct than Renji himself. However, when green appeared he was forced to halt his stumbling, torturous report yet again.
'Sentence Fragment'?
What the hell did that mean?
Three days later, when the Fourth division arrived to collect the computer, they did not find it on the Lieutenant's desk. Neither had it been delegated to any of the other members of the division which, from experience, they had sort of anticipated. With a search, they eventually discovered it under a layer of refuse in a rubbish bin at the back of the building, with a smashed screen, as if a fist had punched right through it.
The Fourth division shinigami sighed, and hoisted it up.
At least it was better off than the one employed to Captain Zaraki.
They still hadn't found all of that keyboard.