She dashed through the halls so damn fast! I had to cut corners to keep up! But I'm exhausted, maybe that's why I'm running so slow, or this would be a breeze.

"Here we are!" she cheered.

I stopped for a moment to catch my breath as she opened the door to some sort of weird laboratory.

The pink-haired scientist took a brief moment away from his work as the door slammed open.

"HEYA PINKY!" Lilinette shouted at the top of her voice, causing him to jump slightly.

"Hello, Lilinette... What is she doing here?" he said, eyeing me suspiciously.

I didn't hesitate to march over there and slap him as hard as I could. A light 'TWACK!' could be heard as the palm of my hand made contact with his face.

He lifted his hand to his cheek and held it in agony, "What was that for?"

"If you never told Aizen how powerful I'd be as an Arrancar I'd never be here! I don't want more power, I wanted to be a Soul Reaper! Bastard!" I shouted.

"I'm sorry, okay?" he apologised. "Now, what do you want?" he said, desperate to change the topic.

"We came to ask if you enjoy pranks." I'm not gonna beat around the bush, I'm just gonna be straight-forward and get to it.

"Pranks...?"

"Playing jokes on other people to annoy them," Lilinette and I said simultaneously.

"Ah, yes. As a matter of fact, I do."

Grins spread across both mine and Lilinette's faces as those words entered our ears.

"Go find Gin," I whispered to Lilinette. She nodded quickly and dashed through the halls to find him.

"What pranks have you always wanted to pull but didn't have the chance to?" I asked him.

"Many."

"Liiike?"

"Many."

"Just tell me!" I pouted.

"You'll find out." I groaned in frustration at his response.

Tick, tock...

Tick, tock...

Tick, tock...

Lilinette IS coming back right?

Szayel, taaalk...

"So... How are you?" I asked, trying to break the irritating silence.

"Good, good.." he replied.

He only brought back the silence! Damnit!

"I can't find Gin!" Lilinette yelled as she sped through the door. "I checked everywhere he could possibly be!"

"Awh, well... We can do it without him," I shrugged. "So who's our first target?"

"Hm... Nnoitra! He was mean to me again!" Lilinette exclaimed joyfully, obviously excited that we could possibly get revenge on him. "We could get him for starters!"

"Who's Nnoitra?" I said it in such a way that it sounded like Annoy-tera, hehe.

"The Quinta Espada, he looks like a spoon, he's so mean!" she frowned, upset.

"Ohh Spoony-spada. Got it. Szayel, you have any ideas?"

"Well... Not really, no."

We sat in silence for a few moments, until one of us had an idea...

"I GOT IT!" I burst out. They both looked at me expectingly, waiting to hear what I 'got'.

"Well... What if..." I spoke my idea, going through all the details to make sure I didn't miss anything, a big smile of achievement on my face.

Szayel and Lilinette looked at eachother in disbelief before turning back to me with wide grins.

"You're a genius," they said in unison.

We were completely prepared. Our plans had been worked out perfectly and everything.

"...Right?" I questioned, just to be sure.

"Mhm," they both nodded in agreement.

"And if he's in there, I kick his ass and run for it, right?" I asked, slightly less enthusiastic.

"Exactly."

"Okay then.. Let's go!"

Lilinette and I grabbed the needed items that Szayel had conveniently found lying around and dashed for the door.

I pulled the door open in a rush, almost bumping into a familiar figure as we ran out.

"HEYA GIN!" Lilinette shouted excitedly.

"GIN!" I exclaimed happily, dropping the things I was carrying and crushing him in a tight hug.

"Heya, Chie-chan! An' Lilinette," he said gleefully. Well, was there any day that he WASN'T happy?

Szayel coughed, as if to say, "Forgetting someone?"

"Pinky-kun, ya didn' say hi, so ya don' get a hi," Gin chuckled lightly. "Chie-chan, could ya please le'go of me now?"

I smiled as I released him from the deadly squeeze.

"Hey, Gin..."

"Yes, Chie-chan?"

"A few minutes ago, Lilinette was looking for you. Why couldn't she find you then?" I asked suspiciously.

"'Cause, I was lookin' for Nnoitra, who I though' jus' happened ta' be in his room, an' tha' place is a mess! I spen' foreva' lookin' for him!" he sighed in despair.

"Oh, I never check Spoon-kun's room, it's scary in there," Lilinette said, shivering in fright.

"Mhm! N' then I foun' out he wasn' in there afta' all!" Gin frowned. I guess it must've been really, REALLY bad in there, because Gin NEVER frowns.

"Gin, wanna join our pranking team?" I asked, hope glistening in my aquamarine eyes.

"Actually, I came ta' tell ya, Aizen-sama's holdin' a meetin' soon, prob'ly ta' find out if ya like tea, or somethin' silly." My smile faded. "...But tha's in an hour still, so I guess I could give ya a hand."

A large grin replaced the frown on my face.

"Have ya got a plan already?" he questioned.

"Yup! It's perfect!" I exclaimed with pride.

"What is it then?" he asked.

"Nnoitra's the target," I said, again making 'Nnoitra' sound like Annoy-tera.

"...Genius, no?" I added after quickly explaining our little plan.

"Yes, but won' he know t'was us?" Gin asked.

"I doubt it... Nnoitra isn't really the most intelligent," Szayel said.

"But, I wanna add somethin', so we'll needa change some stuff.." Gin put his finger to his chin, pondering for a moment.

We were prepared - again. Our plans were better than perfect. Well, they had been reinforced by both a scientist and the King of All Pranks.

We set on our way to Nnoitra's room, carrying all the essential items to make one of the best pranks EVER.

We made our way to the stupid Spoony-spada's room swiftly, no distractions in our path made the journey even easier, despite everything we were carrying.

Oh yeah, might I just add, the group now consists of Gin, Lilinette and me, as we left Szayel to do some... Redecorating, in the other halls of Las Noches.

I giggled as I ran, "I can't wait! His reaction will be priceless!"

"I know! It's so exciting!" Lilinette added.

"He'll be in fer a shock when he nex' entas' tha' shitho' he calls a room!" Gin grinned even wider! (If actually possible)

It didn't take more than a second for Gin to gently break the tight lock with Shinso, his faithful Zanpakuto.

Now, I only caught a slight glimpse, but the sight as the door opened was horrifying, so Gin quickly shut us out whilst he hid the scary objects lying carelessly across the room.

A few minutes later, when I once again pretended to check my imaginary watch on my wrist, the door flew open and Gin popped his head out.

"Tha' wa' scary!" he shuddered. "But it's okay now!"

The floor was now clean, but the wardrobe was bursting. Better not open it.

A short while later, everything was prepared. We exited the room swiftly and started giggling frantically on our trip back to Szayel's lab.

We only ran through a hall or two before catching sight of a giant, blinding yellow message. We burst out laughing instantly!

"Hahaha, we've really gotta get back to Szayel's before we're caught," I giggled.

"Hahahaha, I agree," Lilinette laughed.

We recollected ourselves and continued dashing through the white maze, giggling at the yellow messages painted on the walls as we passed by.

We bashed through the door and fell in a heap on the poor scientist.

"AGH!" he yelled as we each fell on him.

"Oopsy daisy," I smiled. "Well, we did it!"

"That's nice, get off of me," he said, almost nonchalantly.

Lilinette got off of me who got off of Gin who got off of Szayel who got off of... The floor... Who got off of... Nothing. IT'S A DAMN FLOOR!

"An' we saw ya did yer job too, Pinky!" Gin sniggered at the memories of the hilarious yellow messages. "Oh shi'!"

"What?" we all asked simultaneously.

"THA MEETIN'!"

Oh shit.

"We gotta get moving!" Lilinette said enthusiastically. "Wait, am I even invited?"

"Y'are now!" Gin answered.

"This way, come!" Szayel shouted.

We darted out the door and sonido'd towards the meeting room. I really hope we're not late.