(Kk so I was debating whether to do Nnoitra's POV or Chie's...

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... I couldn't decide, so they both won XD first half in Chie's, Nnoitra gets second, then Chie gets the third half! What, there can't be three halves?...okay then, she gets first and third thirds and Nnoitra gets the second. Happy? :P)

I skipped away as the blue-haired monster carried Kitsune to her DOOM. Hehehe, not really. Doom just sounds cool. I honestly don't know what he's gonna do to her.

So, then again, it could be her doom...

Now... Which way did Gin say? I think it was right, left, right, right, left, straight, left, straight, right, right. Yeah, that sounds right.

So make a right here, left there... Loads more rights and lefts... A couple of straights...

We're here! Yay!

It's awfully plain in here... And in the hallways... And every room I've been in... Aizen's so boring. White, grey, more white, more grey... Blah. It's so dull and uninteresting.

Now, how do I make tea...?

I know that I know, because I remember making it for Kuchiki-taichou and Ukitake-san, and a few times I made it for Toshi-kun too... Mainly to get out of doing the paperwork...

But apparently, it was really nice.

Ooh, I remember now.

I opened random cupboards until I found what I was searching for; tea bags.

Now, I shall get lost in my thoughts whilst absent-mindedly making the drink. I've discovered I do things better when I'm not thinking about them.

So, hm... What can I think of...?

I know! I can think of thinking of something!

... Yeah, that's about as interesting as these walls.

Speak-err, thinking of which, I wonder why Aizen decided to make this whole place white. If Tosen could get a box of tea bags from the World of the Living, it must be really easy to grab a couple buckets of paint.

But he is blind...

I wonder how he knew which tea bags were right? I mean, he couldn't see them...

Hm, someone probably went with him or something.

But, who?

I doubt Aizen would go there himself.

Maybe another Fraccion?

Well, tea's done. Time to deliver it to him.

One slight problem...

...Where is his room?

Oh, haha. I'm so stupid. I can track him by his spiritual pressure!

So it's that'a way.

I fixated my concentration on the tea, careful not to spill it as I brought it to him.

It wasn't unusual that I'd clumsily trip over something whilst holding a mug of tea and spill it over everything. Toshi-kun wasn't happy when I ruined his paperwork numerous times. It never seemed to happen with Ukitake-san though. Only once it happened with Kuchiki-taichou; he was pretty pissed afterwards, so I was extra careful the next time... Especially since I added an extra something to the mix.

I found it kinda funny whenever I pissed him off. So from then on, I put worms in his tea.

Although Toshi-kun would get super-pissed when I ruined his paperwork, it didn't really bother me too much. I know he's my captain and all, but he really didn't scare me...

It was probably his height and his child-like appearance, otherwise maybe I might've found him more intimidating.

Hehe, poor Toshi-kun. So unlucky.

(Okay, so. I think about now will be a decent time to switch to Nnoitra's POV, don't you?... OH HUSH. I didn't ask for your opinion! Jk, jk. XD anyhow, much as I love you, your bright personality and curious mind, Chie-chan, I must switch to Nnoitra's POV!)

"What is the plan, Nnoitra-sama?" Dumb asshole, I already explained it several times!

"We follow her until she brings the tea to the Emo Bitch, then we trip her into him and if he doesn't kill her, we will!" I snapped.

"Don't you think that's a little... Harsh, Nnoitra-sama?" he protested. Hell no.

"Fuck no. She's an annoying little bitch that deserves to die!"

"That's quite mean, Nnoitra-sama..." Do I give a shit?

"Would you rather me kill you instead then?" I snarled.

"No, Nnoitra-sama. I am perfectly happy being alive."

"Then shut the fuck up... Asshole." I sonido'd to the next hiding point, keeping her in my sight the whole time.

"I feel like a stalker..." Tesla muttered.

"Just shut up! She's getting suspicious!"

I caught her peering over her shoulder briefly, scanning the area with her annoyingly bright orbs.

She shrugged and moved on.

I followed her cautiously, whilst Tesla lazily followed, muttering under his breathe. Hopefully that little shit will get there soon.

(*TIMESKIP!* YEEEEAH. Laziness ftw)

FINALLY.

SHE IS FINALLY FUCKING HERE.

Took her long enough.

She held a closed fist up to the door and knocked nonchalantly. Aizen-sama's little lapdog almost immediately answered with a simple "enter."

She did as told.

Here's my chance!

"Nnoitra-sama, I apologise but I cannot do this," Tesla whispered.

"Get the fuck out of my sight, I don't need you!" I responded, not as quietly as him, but I still wasn't caught.

I peered sneakily around the corner. Long before I began following her I made sure that my spiritual pressure was invisible to prevent her from noticing me.

I swear, his room is so damn plain.

It's just large.

And white.

With a big bed.

Huge, actually.

And a wardrobe.

It's so damn dull.

And there's a stupid table in the dull fucking room.

And a piece of boring paper on the stupid table in the dull fucking room.

And a crappy pen writing on the boring paper on the stupid table in the dull fucking room.

And Aizen's little lapdog holding the crappy pen writing on the boring paper on the stupid table in the dull fucking room.

Stupid fucking Aizen-sama and his stupid fucking colour scheme and his stupid fucking lapdog.

Oh, here we go...

I sonido'd next to her and slid one of my feet swiftly under hers, causing her to lose her balance and topple over.

Before I was noticed I sonido'd out to the doorway again, peering around to examine the results.

Just as planned, the tea spilled all over him... AND his shitty paperwork!

Take that, you little brat.

I waited a while... It looked like she was begging for forgiveness - pathetic - and he was just... Glaring...

Wait, no ceros?

Fuck...

Ulquiorra's gone soft!

(Back to my little Chie-chan's POV ^^)

Shit.

Shit shit shit.

I brought the tea carefully to him, and then, BAM! I trip.

Though... It wasn't accidental... Someone tripped me... I felt it.

The tea splashed over him and onto his document aswell. It dripped off of the table and stained the once pure, white floor.

He brought his hand to his face and wiped the tea off calmly... Calmer than I would've expected.

"I-I'm so sorry!" I stuttered.

Stop panicking, damnit! Okay, you screwed up, but STOP PANICKING! You're just making the situation worse! My mind screamed.

Well, okay, I'm right... But if I do act careless and stuff, he'll probably cero me into Skyrim. Because Skyrim's cooler than Oblivion.

I began backing away very, very slowly.

The ice-cold glares he gave me sent shivers down my spine.

"I'm sorry, really, really sorry, Cifer-sama, I didn't mean it, honestly! I was tripped! I swear it! Please forgive me!" Every second I was getting more panicked. This dude could KILL me. The one thing I DIDN'T want.

I turned and ran straight out of the door before he had a chance to say or cero anything.

I'm screwed.

Gotta find Gin.

(YAY! Sorry for the delays but it's up :P hope you liked. Btw, you still gotta guess her Zanpakuto's name :P also, next few chappies are gonna be filler (otherwise the story would be too short), so suggestions are welcome. REVIEWS MAKE ME SMILE!)