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Episode 4: Cuckoolanders Have More Fun

"You named the bull 'Mouse'?"

"Isn't he cute, Romano?"

"No."

"But, Romano..."

"No."

"He reminds me of you!"

"Screw you, asshole."

"Ow! He skewered me!"

FACEPALM

So one day I was cruising the Internet and I found an article about a bull in Spain named Mouse. And thus was born this story.