If Allstate could have used this scenario for their Mayhem commercials, they'd have the highest rated tear-jerking commercial.
"I'm a car, possessed and being controlled remotely by a demonic artificial intelligence," Dean Winters would say. "You're enjoying your day, just walking around, and I suddenly drive by and run over your boyfriend. And if you got your life insurance at the same place you got your cut-rate car insurance, it sure ain't gonna pay for this."
No it wouldn't, Aelita thought as she gently caressed Jeremie's golden hair. It was stringy and limp, like the rest of him.