TFK: Now a few things I forgot to say. hy
1. I know my grammars bad, sorry
2. Naruto does not know he's a Jinchūriki
3. I've got request for the following girls to be with Naruto
a. Sayo I think someone asked
b. Mana
C. Ku Fei
d. Kaede
e. Ako
f. Narutaki twins
g. Chizuru
H. and I think Asuna was the last.
Now for some their wish will come true right now. I've decided to add
1. Kaede Nagase
2. Mana Tatsumiya
Now the one's I'm not 100% sure of are
1. Chizuru Naba
2. Ku Fei
3. Ako
4. and Sayo
I'm sorry but the no's, unless by popular demand
1. Asuna (no matter what)
2. and the Narutaki twins
Now I can't think of anything else to say but this.
I don't own Negima or Naruto, too bad huh?
I'll be going by Negima, NOT Negima Neo.
Words that are XXX (FOX) are words that can't be heard.
I don't do Japans honorifics.
When memories return they won't be in order.
trying to think of a better name. So give me some names to fit this story, winner gets a wish from me about pairings. Only a few will be shot down. Very few. Read mange for reasons. If I'm natural on the girl for Negi or Naruto. It's a yes.
One more thing. Naruto in this story will have steel toe boots, k?
Life with class 2-A
"The Demon Xxx That killed Iruka's parents and nearly destroyed our village is inside you!! YOU ARE THE XXXX XXXXXX XXX!!!!"
"!?" Naruto woke from a nightmare. And he was sweating heavily.
"Are you alright Naruto? You were just short of screaming just now."
"It was just a nightmare. I'm ok, thanks Mr. Takahata."
"Just Takamichi if you don't mind."
"Aright thanks." 'What was that? Was that just a dream, or... was it some more of my past?"
The following afternoon, at the dean's offices
"Ah, Naruto, I'm glad you're here, now than, like I said. You're welcome to say here as long as you want. Until you find your memories and want to leave."
"But, sir, where is here?"
"Oh, right. This is Mahora Academy. An all girl's School, ranging from kindergarten to high School."
"Wha???"
"Oh right. You have no Idea what I'm talking about. Do you?"
"Not a clue."
"Well..." The dean gave Naruto the explanation of the education system. A long half hour one.
"... and that is what this place is, Mahora Academy. Humm?"
Naruto had a brain over load. Takahata was trying to revive him, Narrator's eye were white, and a little bit of drool was coming out of his mouth.
"He passed out about ten minutes into your explanation dean."
"Oh. Well I guess for a 10,000 year old teen, who had never known much other than the way of the sword; I guess it was a little much..." The dean pulled out some smelling salts. "... Here, give a whiff of this." He handed Takahata the smelling salt. He let Naruto smell a sec, and.
"Huh!? What!?"
"Oh good, you're not dead."
"My brain hurts."
"Hohoho. I'm not surprised. I forgot I'm talking to some who's older than me."
"Only when we were born. I still have the mind of a 16 year old."
"True, very true. Now than. Naruto, next week a new term begins at Mahora. Also, a young and smart lad by the name of Negi well be arriving to teach here. The reason I'm telling you this is because he is a mage in training..."
"Mage? What's that?"
"Oh, I forgot, I didn't tell you about magic and such. Well set down, this will take a minute.
(10 minutes of magic explanation)
"Now than, any question?"
"Yeah, just one. Why was that less complicated that school?"
"Hohoho, well I think it's because that magic is exciting and school is boring."
"Oh, okay. I think I get it."
"Good good, now then Naruto you need a job if you're going to live in this new world. If afraid that ninja, real ninjas are all but extinct. So your old employment has... expired."
"I see." Naruto look sad. Sure he can't remember all of his past, but, that's what made him sad.
"So I'm giving you a job here at the school. You'll be Negi's teacher assistant."
"Um, sorry to rain on your parade old man, but I don't know the first thing about teaching."
"Oh..."
"That would pose a problem, but Naruto, you'll be an assistant. Not an actual teacher." Takahata said to the young blond.
"Yes that's true. All you need to do is be there to help him when he needs it."'And he'll need a lot.' The dean said under his breath.
"Why would he need a lot of help for old man?"
"Huh?' Did he hear me?' Oh no reason. Hohoho."
"Well, there are still a few things we need to clear up before he actually starts here."
"Your right Takahata. We need an I.D for Naruto, as well as a birth certificate and other things that he'll need."
"Well Naruto your 16 years old, so by today's time you were born in 1987 (if 2003 is not the date at which the book series began can someone tell me), what's your birth mouth and day?"
"October 10th."
"I see, ok. Now than, I'll have everything you need in a day or so. In the mean time, familiarize yourself with the campus."
"Um, old man. Do you know any more of my past? Did I have a family? Friends? Kids?"
The dean was looking at him. Thinking on what to say. He was fingering the key to the safe to where Naruto's legend. Takahata saw this, and wondered if the dean would tell Naruto some more of his past. More than he already told him.
"I'm afraid, that I do not know all of details of your past. Like I said, my family has been protecting your legend scrolls for 10,000 years. And over time, most of it was lost. Only the beginning of your life and what my father told me about you is all I have. I'm sorry."
"I see…"
"But Naruto, I'm sure that you'll find the rest of your memories in time."
"Thanks old man."
Naruto nodded and was leaving.
"Oh, and before I forget, good luck with that date with Eva this Friday." The dean said trying to bring up Naruto's sprits.
Naruto tripped on his way out.
A few hours later Naruto was walking all around campus. It was huge, everything looked the same. He saw some people but not a lot. He walked for what seemed like hours. He walked in the school building itself, and the grounds around it. Teachers in the staff room, preparing for the term ahead. He left the school grounds to familiarize himself with the town. He saw a grocery store, fast food restaurants, and other places. Then he felt something. A two something's to be exact. First he felt an aura of someone stalking him, and two great powers in front of him. He looked to his left at the direction of the person stalking him and than... he bumped into some body.
"Oh, sorry about that."
"No sorry my fault."
"Konoka, you alright?"
"Yeah I'm fine Asuna."
"Here" Naruto held out his hand to help Konoka up. With a smile, THE NAMIKAZE SMILE!!! And we all know what happens when Naruto dose the Namikaze smile don't we? Will if you don't, it makes all girls weak in the knees. And Konoka is no different. Blushing so much you-know-who would have had a red rival.
"My name is Naruto, sorry I bumped into you. I was distracted."
"I'm Konoka, its okay. I don't believe I've seen you before. Did you just move here?" Konoka asked with her hard not to love attitude.
"Yes, I'm getting a job at… well, that's not important. I am trying to get to know the place better." Naruto felt the person following him tense. So much so that it felt like the person hated the fact that he was so close to one of them.
"So what are you looking for?" Konoka asked
"Nothing really. Just finding places so I don't get lost. And based on the size of this place it's not that hard to get lost."
"Yeah, it was like that at first for me too but my friend Asuna help me out." Konoka pulled Asuna into a semi-hug. "Hay I know. How about we show you around today. It'll be fun." Konoka said cheerfully.
"Oh really? Thanks."
"But Konoka, we have to take these back to the dorm room." Asuna mentioned the bags of groceries they both had.
"Oh, you're right, sorry Naruto."
"I can help you carry them back to your dorm, if you show me around after words. Deal?"
"DEAL!" Konoka yelled happily.
As they walked to Konoka's and Asuna's dorm. He being the gentlemen he was carried the bags for them. Naruto still felt the stalker follow them. He wasn't sure if it was him or the two girls that the person wanted but one thing's for sure. This person was strong. He and the girls were talking about small thing. Well at least Naruto and Konoka. Asuna was just watching the two.
'They'd make a cute couple.' She thought.
"Were here." Konoka declared.
"Alright, let's get this stuff in the fridge and take Naruto on that tour as promised.
"Sorry Konoka, I got something I need to do. So can you last with just one tour guild Naruto?"
"Sure no prob."
They put away the food and Konoka toke Naruto by the hand and they went on the tour that she had promised. She showed him most of the important things, such as the shops, for clothes and places to eat. All along the way, they smiled, talked, and had a lot of fun. All the while, Naruto felt not one, but three other people with the first one. All of which were watching the both of them. He didn't know any of them, not that he should. But people following him are not fun. He and Konoka continued to talk, Konoka not knowing about their spies. Naruto was having a great time, not including their on lookers. He can't remember if he has felt this way before. But he felt one of the people following him tense again when he put his hand on Konoka's shoulder. But with the people following the two, they go as follows. Setsuna, Mana, and Kaede. But on the other side of the first group. Chachamaru, you see, Eva didn't want anything to happen to her new toy, uh I mean, dinner date. So she ordered Chachamaru to following him for the day.
"So, who's the blond hair cutie?" Asked Kaede.
"I don't know he just appeared yesterday." Replied Mana.
"..."
"So Setsuna, do you know anything about him?"
"..."
"Come on Setsuna, he's hot, and you know it."
"HE IS NOT HOT!!!"
"Come down will you, they'll hear us." Both Mana and Kaede were holding down Setsuna. Who looked ready to kill something.
"Did you hear something just now Naruto?"
"No." 'Yeah were being followed by some girls, really good at hiding, and one that is very tense just yelled.' Just than Naruto deduced why one of them just flipped out. And Naruto being Naruto, decided to make a game out of it. To see how long it'll take to get them out of there hiding spot. And he grinned, a grin so freaky that Chachamaru was sure that her master would not have believed it if she wasn't recording it. And then it began.
"So, Konoka, how long have you've lived here?" He said smiling at her.
She blushed. "Um, um. Not long. "
"Oh. Are you and Asuna best friends?"
"Yep, Asuna and I have been friends since I moved here. Although..."
"Although what?" Naruto saw Konoka have a very sad look. A look he didn't think that she could make. Her very aura was dense with happiness.
"Oh nothing, come on theirs an ice cream stand. Let's go." Konoka was dragging him to the stand
'But I have no money.' Just then something fell in front of him. "Hold on Konoka."
"Huh?"
Naruto picked it up, it was a wallet. He opened it and in it was enough money for them to go a few places. It had a picture I.D, with his birth date and a small note. It read
-Take my granddaughter some ware nice. This one is on me.
- Konoue Konoe
'Thanks old man.'
"Come on Naruto, ice cream awaits us."
"Alright Konoka I'm coming."
As they were walking away, Takamichi was on the roof over head, smiling.
"Have a nice date Naruto. I doubt it's going to be your last... for a very long time." He left.
Both Naruto and Konoka were sitting down having ice cream. Both were talking, well, Konoka talking and Naruto just listening to her talk. While the both of them were laughing at jokes and talking about anything and everything that they could. The 4 on lookers were just watching. Well 3 were watching while one wanted to kill there entertainment. At least the blond haired teen side of it.
"So Setsuna do you know anything about that blond haired boy. I know you do."
"..."
"Don't be stingy Setsuna."
"We fought him." Mana interrupted.
"Oh, you did? Did you win?"
"We lost."
"..."
"..."
"Is that true Setsuna?"
"..."
"Setsuna?"
"I'd rather not talk about it."
"Why?"
"Setsuna its best she knows. If this 'kid' and I use the term lightly, is a danger to us. She could be of help to us." Mana tried to reason.
"Well..."
"What happened?"
"He beat us. Badly. Both of us, and even Takahata - Sensei."
"He what!?"
"We were there. He beat us, he dodge and cut my bullets, cut Setsuna's sword to bits, and manage to deflect Takahata - Sensei's best attack by the looks of it."
"He said he was a ninja." Setsuna final said.
"A ninja?"
"Yes, also his name is Naruto Namikaze. Kaede do you of a Namikaze ninja clan?"
"Hum?" Kaede could have sworn she had heard the name before while in training but she couldn't remember. "I think I've heard it before but I can't remember."
"Wait. Did you say that he cut Setsuna's sword into bits? But Setsuna still has her sword."
"He fixed it with some sort of weird magic."
"Then this just gives us more questions than answers."
"His strength is unmatchable if Takahata-sensei can't beat him. He could be a real threat to us in the down the road. And did you fell it Setsuna? Last night. I know I did."
"Yes I felt it."
"Was it around 8 last night?"
"!?"
"How did you know!? No one outside a few knows about that!"
"I felt something last night, and I couldn't put my finger on it."
"Setsuna. What did it felt to you?"
"..."
"Setsuna?" Kaede looked worried.
"If felt, like... like a powerful ancient evil awoke in or time."
"Sure. It was an orgasm." Kaede said with a smirk.
Setsuna was about to kill Kaede while Mana tried to hold her back. While the three girls were fighting, Chachamaru had gotten close enough to record their conversion. While she was recording them she was remembering her conversion with her master.
(Last night)
"Chachamaru. I want you to keep an eye on that boy. He has power so great, that I can get out of this middle school prison. And I will not have him die before hand. Got it!?"
"Yes Master."
"Good. And Chachazero will help you, with this task."
"Why should I go? It's not like your boy toy is gonna die you know."
Eva just tossed the puppet to the side.
"Chachamaru, that boy is worth more to me than finding 1000 master. I'll sacrifice just about everything I have to make sure that he lives and is with me."
"Understood Master."
"Good. Oh and tell me what he's done when you get back."
"Yes Master."
Chachamaru was still recording the Naruto's day with Konoka. She showed him around for most of the day, and Setsuna almost gave away the other girl's location 20 times during that day. Very amusing to say the least. When Naruto walked Konoka home she was tried from the day, but Naruto was just fine. Not winded at all even thou he went on a day long walk. The other group of girls disbanded after Naruto left. Mana and Kaede followed Naruto and Setsuna stayed to protect Konoka. Chachamaru decided that Naruto's safety was in potential danger and went to protect him if need be. But Kaede and Mana didn't do anything to him. They left after they lost him. Even she lost Naruto. Chachamaru used her Thermal Vision to find him. Nothing...
"Hey there Chachamaru."
"!?"
"Hello Naruto."
"So is there a reason why you're following me?"
"Master asked me too."
"Master? Who's that?"
"My master is Evangeline A.K. McDowell."
"Why do you call her master?"
"Because she is my master."
"???"
"..."
"Why is she your master?"
"..." For once in her robotic life Chachamaru was being asked such a simple question.
"Well if you don't want to answer I won't ask anymore."
Chachamaru nodded.
"Don't forget to be at master's on Friday Naruto."
"I won't and thanks again."
Naruto left without saying anything else. Chachamaru was a little shocked that Naruto manage to get behind her without her noticing. That in itself was impressive. Regardless she needed to report back to master. But walking for an android is pointless so she used her boosters, and flew all the way to the cabin. Naruto on the other hand went back to Takahata's place after his long day.
(Time Skip-Friday/Eva's dinner date 6 pm)
"So this is the place?"
"Yes. This is where Evangeline lives. Good luck Naruto, you'll need it."
Naruto heard what Takahata said and was a little nervous. But he said to himself here was a person whose never meet him, and has already invited him over for dinner. What could go wrong? Naruto walked up to the door of the wood cabin and knocked. A second or so later Chachamaru answered.
"Hay there Chachamaru, I'm here for the dinner invite."
"Yes, Master is waiting. I'll let her know you have arrived."
Chachamaru showed him in the living room which was filled to the brim with dolls. A very freaky sight to him. Although, the candle light, a table set for two, and the wired setting was a little unsettling. He looked around, aside from the dolls, there wasn't much else. It looked like any old wood cabin. Although, he doesn't know what any old cabin looks like anyway.
"Hello, Naruto."
Naruto looked to where the voice came from. And what he saw was not what he was expecting. He was expecting a teacher, or at least someone that was 20 or 15. Not a little girl that looked no older than 10. Well, this night will be, interesting to say the least.
"Um, I'm looking for a girl named Evangeline. Is she here?"
*Tick mark*
I'm Evangeline A.K. McDowell." She said a little annoyed.
"Oh... Sorry. I guess I was expecting a young girl or a woman. Sorry."
"Oh, you mean like this?" She snapped her fingers, and puff. She was in her adult form.
"!?" Naruto had no idea what was going on. He didn't know what he should be surprised about. The fact that a 10 year old girl transformed without chakra, or the fact that the women standing in front of him is hot as hell. Or the fact that he might have just saw magic for the first time.
"What? You don't look too surprised. If what Chachamaru said, you already know about magic. Am I right?"
"Yes."
"Good, so do you what me to be in this form or in my other?"
"Uh. Which one is your real one, Eva?"
She snapped her fingers and she was in her ten year old form.
"This one. Are you sure?"
"Yes. Seeing and talking to a fake, no matter what, is not worth the time. At least in my opinion, you don't get to learn anything other than they are afraid of who they are."
"I see. A very mature view of things."
"Hehe." Naruto was a little embarrassed.
"So, Chachamaru is everything ready?"
"Yes Master."
"Good. Naruto want to eat?"
"Sure."
They both were having steak, corn on the cob, and wine. (I not a good date dinner person so if someone else has a better idea than tell me.)While they were eating, they were having a nice talk.
"So Naruto, what do you know about magic?"
"Not much. I was just told about it last Monday. Or so."
"I see. Humm. You energy, what's it called?"
"Chakra. I'm a Ninja, from 10,000 years ago, or so I'm told."
"I see." 'So he's older than me in terms of time.' "Well, let me tell you. Your power is similar to magic."
"It is?"
Eva made a very scary smile. A smile that scared the hell out of Naruto.
'I'm... in trouble.'
(Monday)
Naruto is on the train to get to Mahora. And like all hero's, he's running late. He was looking around. Nothing but girls. But then again this was an all girl school. Naruto was just going about his own business when a gust of wind came and blows up all the skirts in the car. Naruto was blushing as he caught a peek at all of the girl's panties that were ahead of him.
'I hope this place isn't a place where girl's panties will show randomly.'
Next Stop, Mahora Academy. Please be on time for the first day.
"Well, if I was a student I'd be worried..." Naruto smiled a bit and walked. "... WAIT I'M A TEACHER!!! Sort of."
Naruto began to run as fast as he can. Ninja speed. So to everyone else he was a blur. And of course some of the girl's skirts were blown up. While running he saw a very interesting sight. A little kid about to die at the hands of a red head. Right before he was about to save the kid from impending doom, a voice calmed her down. He looked at the place the voice came from. It was Takahata. And it seemed that the kid knew him. After a small talk Naruto heard the kid's name was Negi Springfield. For what every reason, the red head didn't like it one bit. In fact, Naruto would dare say that she hated the idea. He realized that the red head was Asuna. She was scary like this. Than
"Ah, ah, ACHOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Naruto heard the sound and, the Asuna was stripped again.
'So that time on the train was him. Why do I get the feeling that this kid is going to be a perverted situations magnet?'
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!"
The girl got on her gym coat. And they went on the dean's offices. Naruto just followed slowly. For some reason angry girls give him the creep and scared the hell of him. But when he got there he heard his name called.
"Naruto, can you come in please."
Naruto walked in.
"Yo."
"Negi this is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. He'll be helping you teach your class."
"Nice to meet you Negi. I've heard a lot about you."
"Nice to meet you Namikaze-sensei."
Naruto flicked Negi's head. Negi had anima tears in his eyes.
"No 'sensei' I'm only six years older than you."
"Got it, no 'sensei'."
"Good."
"Oh by the way. Naruto, Negi, need a girlfriend. Meet my granddaughter Konoka. She's Available if either of you two are interested?"
"Oh grandfather." whacked him with a mallet. Anima style.
"Oh, one more thing. Konoka, Asuna. Can Negi stay in your room for a while? We haven't decided where he's going to live yet."
"Sounds good." Konoka said in the background.
"What!? From when to when Dean!?"
"Don't you feel sorry for him?" Konoka trying to be nice.
"I TOLD YOU I HATE KIDS!!"
"That was obvious." Naruto commented.
"You shut it!!"
"You get along you two." The Dean said not really caring for Asuna's protest.
The walk to the class room was like a dead man walking to his fate. Asuna and Negi in front. Not talking to each other.
"Thanks for showing me around the other day Konoka." Naruto smile.
"Um, sure. It was fun." She was blushing.
Shizuna, who was silent, looked on. She giggled a bit. 'It looks like Dean Konoe's quest for a husband for his granddaughter is over. Honestly I think she'll be a great match.'
"I refuse to live with someone like you. I'm going ahead 'sensei' "Asuna said sensei with much sarcasm.
"I'll go ahead too. I'll wait for you at the door. Kay?"
"Right."
A little later Negi found Naruto waiting for him at the door.
"Ready Negi?"
"As ready as I will ever be."
"Don't worry Negi, you'll do fine." 'As long as you don't blow up any more skirts kid.'
"Right. Thank you Naruto." 'Right I'll do my best. That's all I can do.' "Alright let's go."
"After you Negi."
Negi walked in totally nervous. He was so nervous that he didn't see the black-board duster trap. But he stopped it on instinct. Naruto gapped it before it hit Negi and hopefully before anyone saw a floating easer. Negi looked up and saw it.
"Uh, thanks Naruto."
"Not problem sorry girls, you'll have to do better than that."
Fuuka and Fumika were still giggling. Before Negi fell for the real trap, Naruto stopped him. Brought out his tri-kunai and cut the rope. All of the traps following were disabled. Negi was shocked, as well the Narutaki twins. Kaede was a little shocked that he found and disable the traps with such little effort.
"I told you, you'll need to do better than that." Naruto smiled. Some of the girls blushed. The Narutaki twins were the most impressed. 'Aha, the twins are behind this, not bad. They're the ones who set thus traps up. Note to self. Keep an eye on them.' "Go on introduce yourself."
"Right, um, my name is Negi Springfield. And I'm your new home room teacher."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"HE'S SO CUTE!!" Every girl yelled at once.
Soon the kid was swarmed by most of the girls in the class. Only a dozen plus or so of them weren't trying to molest him. The kid was being bombarded with questions. A couple of them were looking at him. Naruto waited a minute, and then decided to save the kid. He reach into the pile of bodes.
"Um, girl, girl, girl, girl, breast, breast, big breast Aha. Negi." He pulled Negi out of the pile of girls. After Naruto put Negi on the ground, the red head Asuna, flipped out again. He wasn't paying attention to this one. He was just looking around. That when he saw them. He saw Eva and Chacha. As well as the two girls that attacked him last week. The two of them were giving him the eye.
'What is he doing here!?' Setsuna asked herself.
'So, the dean hired him? But why him? His power is not that of a human. But it's something more.' Mana told herself.
'Wow, that blond haired cutie is our teacher. Nice.' Kaede thought to herself.
'So this is the guy that Kaede was talking about. He's cute.'
Naruto continued to look around, and when he looked back at the girls in front. There were fighting. Asuna with a tall blond. He didn't know what they're fight was about, but, he prayed it wasn't about him. When he heard the word cradle robber, he knew it wasn't about him. More than likely it was about Negi. After the fight stopped, everyone went to their sets. Negi looked nervous, really nervous. Naruto flicked an eraser piece at Negi's head.
'What was that for?'
'Snap out of it. You're the teacher, start teaching.'
'Your right. Thanks Naruto.'
"Right then. First, turn to page 128 and... and I can't reach." Negi was a little embarrassed.
Naruto chuckled a bit.
'Naruto can you watch Negi and the class? I need to go.'
'Sure, I can do that.'
'Great thanks.'
Shizuna left soon after. Naruto just looked around the class until he found what he was looking for. Malice intent all focused on Negi. He saw Asuna take a piece of eraser on flick it at Negi. Naruto caught it before it hit.
"Huh?" Negi looked behind him because he felt a breeze. Naruto just smiled and the girls were admiring him. He just continued on and so did Asuna. But to her dismay Naruto caught all 6 erasers wroth of ammo she used. No matter what she did Negi had a protector.
"DAMMIT ASUNA KNOCK IT OFF!!! LET NEGI-SENSEI TEACH IN PEACE!!!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP CRADLE ROBBER!!!"
"Aw hell." Naruto was suddenly in a bad mood. Negi was freaking out that two of his students were fight for no apparent reason and he couldn't stop it, and he had anima tears to boot. Naruto sighed. This was going to be a long year. He walked up to the girls and picks them both up, and being the prankster that he is, had the best idea to date.
"Negi, mind if I change something real quick?"
"Um, sure?" Naruto grinned again. A few seconds later Asuna and Ayaka were setting next to each other. It was so fast that neither the girls involved nor the ones looking on saw it. Negi was so shocked the bell rang before he could continue. Naruto flew out, not wanting to deal with the insane girls of class 2-A. It was after class and Naruto saw Negi setting on the stares of a statue. He was writing something in his school raster. He thought nothing of it until he saw a student of theirs. Nodoka Miyazaki, she was carrying books from her waist to her head.
'She's going to fall if...' Naruto didn't finest that train of thought, because Nodoka fell. Right before Naruto could spring into action.
"Oh, Naruto-sensei…"
Naruto looked at the person. Another one of his students. Kaede Nagase. Naruto was confused, and then he remembered Nodoka. He turned around to see Negi barley catching her. Using his wind magic he stopped her before she hit the ground, hard. The kid risked exposure to save his student. Now that is a point in Naruto's book. He looked back at Kaede, thankfully her view of him using magic was impaired by him. He looked back at Negi, and what he saw next was a little disheartening. Asuna saw everything, clearly. Before Nodoka could regain consensus, Asuna grabbed Negi and everything he had and dashed into the forest. Something told him he needed to follow.
"Yes Kaede?"
"Have you've seen Negi-sensei?"
"Yes I have, you need him? I'll get him for you." Naruto ran off before Kaede could stop him. On the way he saw Takahata looking for something.
"Something you need Takahata-sensei?"
"Ah, Naruto-sensei, have you've seen Negi anywhere?"
"You too huh? I'll get him for you."
"Thanks, tell him to meet me in the dean's office. Alright?"
"Got it."
Naruto followed to where he saw Asuna take Negi away.
"... You leave me no choice than, Now that you know my secret. I'm going to have to erase your memory. This might cause some brain damage, so sorry about that."
(AN Until further notice, no spell check from here on, I'll be as careful as I can k)
"Hay wait."
"Vanish."
Naruto got there then. Just in time to see Asuna stripped… again.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Naruto saw this as a perfect chance to mess with them both.
"I see your busy Negi, Asuna. I'll tell Takahata that you're not free at the moment." He was walking away.
"THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!" He heard Asuna yell.
Naruto was walking down the street when he felt some one following him. He was a little annoyed about it.
'Whoever it is better be hot, or so help me god...'
Naruto turned the corner and decided to trap the stalker. He jumped in the nearby trees to hide himself. That's when his stalker came into view. It was Kaede, the Ninja of the class if he remembers right.
'At least Ninjas are not gone completely. Well time to say hello. Naruto style.'
Naruto use his Thunder God jutsu to get behind her.
"Yo Kaede, secret admirer, or stalker."
"Neither. I was looking for you Naruto-sensei. Before you ran off I forgot to tell you Class 2-A is having a party for both you and Negi-sensei." 'How in the hell did he get behind me?'
"Oh, well lead the way than." Naruto notice that Kaede was eyeing him while they were walking.
"Something on your mind Kaede. I am your sensei after all. I could help if you want."
"Well, I was just wondering, was what Setsuna said true? Are you a ninja?"
"Is Setsuna the one with the sword or the one with the weird L shaped weapons?"
"You mean guns."
"Huh?"
"The 'L' shaped weapons are called guns. But the one with the sword."
"Yes, I am a ninja. From the village hidden the leaves."
"Village hidden the leaves? I've never heard any village by that name."
"It wouldn't be well hidden if everyone knew about it, now wouldn't it?"
"I guess you're right. But why are you here and not with your kinsmen?"
"The village is gone. It was destroyed. A while ago."
"Oh... I'm sorry. Did you have family?"
"Yes, I did. They dead as well."
"I'm sorry sensei, I didn't mean…"
"It's alright. But that's why I'm here. I lived, I don't know how, but I did."
"Um, sensei, do you mind if I ask what rank you were?"
"Not at all. Mine was a special case you see. I went from genin to Hokage when I was 16."
"!?"
"What?"
"There hasn't been a kage level ninja in over a 1000 years."
"Oh, well, kage level ninja at your service." Naruto said bowing low. "Trust me when I say, my Kage title was well earned."
'Then I'm not surprised that both Mana and Setsuna lost to him. But Takahata-sensei is about as powerful as a kage, than he's not an average one. I wonder if he'd take the time to help train me?'
"Something you need Kaede?"
"Can I ask you something?"
"Sure. What is it?"
"Do you... think... I can… train with you?" Kaede said with much hope in her voice.
Naruto looked shocked for a moment. No one but Konohamaru wanted to train with him. He was thinking about it. He was the last real ninja left in the world. And if this goes on, the title Ninja would die with him. He looked at Kaede; she had hope in her eyes. He remembered that look. Konohamaru had it. He smiled, he couldn't turn her down. "I don't see why not. I can't let the title 'Ninja' die now can I? And besides, I can't say no to a pretty face."
"YES OH THANK YOU NARUTO-SENSEI, THANK YOU!!!" She yelled, but blushed a little at the complement he gave her.
"..."
"Uh, sorry about that." Kaede said a little embarrassed.
"That's ok. I remember the first time too. So to the party than, Ninja style?"
"Ninja style."
The two of them rushed to the party, ninja style. When they got there something totally unexpected happened
"I love you."
"???"
"???"
Both Naruto and Kaede saw Asuna confess to Negi. Many things happened. Then Naruto got an evil idea in his wicked mind of his.
"Negi, you player, here I thought you were this little innocent kid that only focused on his work. But I thought what happened a little while ago was supposed to happen last, not first?"
"???"
"!?"
"This isn't like that!!!"
*flash*
Soon after the rest of 2-A found them. And, of course, all hell broke loose. Negi was about to use magic
"Memory..." Naruto tripped him.
"Are you alright Negi?" Naruto asked innocently.
"Negi-sensei!" Most of the girls yelled.
A while later Naruto was walking with Kaede before he was going to head to his apartment.
"Well Kaede. We could train when summer comes around, or during the weekends. Or both, it's up to you."
"Both sound good to me."
"Both it is then. I need to go, I'm sure you can handle yourself. Unless you want my help to protect you from all the perverts in this world? I could spare the time to protect you." Naruto said mockingly.
"The only pervert I might need help with is you sensei."
"Oh Kaede, you think I'm a pervert. I'm hurt." Again Naruto said mockingly.
"Well sensei. See you tomorrow."
"Tomorrow then?" Both went their separate ways.
"One more than."
Kaede looked back. Naruto blow some wind from the corner of his mouth and Kaede's skirt flew up.
"Nice view." Naruto said with a smirk. Naruto spent the next hour running from Kaede, at ninja speed.
Naruto was heading home when he heard fire truck sirens. He ran to the place the fire was, only to run to his temp home. It was a blaze.
"I knew it."
"Oh, Naruto-sensei, is that your home?"
"Eva, Chacha, How did I know you two would be here?"
"We were just out for a walk, when we saw the fire. How tragic."
"Uh-huh. You do know I'm not buying this right."
"What every do you mean sensei? I can't use my powers. You know that."
"I do. But Chachamaru could have just as easily blown this place to hell."
"Any way sensei. Need a place to stay? I have a free room in my home, you're welcome to it." Eva said with a smirk.
"That's ok. I'll just Takahata to put me up for the night. Thanks for the offer. But you don't..."
"Oh, I insist." Eva was in super ultimate evil mode. This scared the hell out of Naruto. Who was in chibi form.
'I'm in trouble.'
TFK: Like I said, I have no spell check. But As soon as I get it, I'll fix as many mistakes as I can, thank you. Also my poll ends in 2 or 3 days. So it looks like AVP wins. I'll update this story the most as it's my most popular one. If any of you have girls for Negi or Naruto please say something. So far this is what I have for both
This is the 2nd post of this story, hopefully it's better than the last. I found some mistakes but please I have no spell check yet. I'll get it back by the end of the week. Thank you
Negi's group
For sure
Nodoka
Yue
Maybe
Ayaka
Chisame
Ako
Makie
Naruto's group
Konoka
Setsuna
Kaede
Mana
Evangeline
Chachamaru
Not sure of
Chizuru
Ku Fei
Sayo
So far Chizuru is in the lead of joining Naruto's But it's up to you. But I might just add these three for the hellish things to come just for fun. Still not sure on lemons.