Requested by Kiharu Lamperouge- thank you
Kon, Toushiro, Matsumoto, Orihime, Rukia and Byakuya
Trouble
When push came to shove things could sometimes get very sticky, in situations when they had limited resources and were stuck in the human world. Ichigo hadn't caught up with them yet, and he and Matsumoto were still stuck in their gigai, with only the living-lion available.
"Captain, do you want to do the honours, or should I?"
In an act of chivalry that he would later come to regret, he obliged to eject himself from the gigai to take down the worthless hollow that was in front of them. It was pathetically easy, but when he turned back around, his gigai was gone.
"Matsumoto!"
She shrugged, and pulled an apologetic face, but by that time Kon was half-way across Karakura, in the body of a very pretty, silver-haired boy. He blinked his startlingly coloured eyes in the direction of a girl, who did a double take and smiled back, coyly. Normally, he would have stopped to ask her out, but today he was on borrowed time.
Today, he had a destination.
Today, he had a purpose.
As he reached Karakura High School he was pleased to note that Orihime- his lovely, beautifully formed Orihime- was sat by the window of her classroom, working diligently. He scaled the wall with inhuman ease, although was a little flummoxed for a moment by his shorter-than-he-was-used-to limbs.
He waved at her through the glass, and she stared at him.
"Toushiro?"
The teacher was bewildered too as he jumped through the window, perching on her desk and clasping her hands to his chest.
"Beautiful, wonderf-"
"Captain Hitsugaya? Are you feeling well?"
He spun on the desk, making it rock slightly, throwing open his arms to his as-much-beloved Rukia as he took to his feet, standing with his diminutive height. His smile was wide, his eyes sparkling, and there were almost hearts dancing around his face.
Rukia stepped back, highly disturbed. Her voice was wavering, uncertain.
"Captain?"
"My beloved darl-"
He was cut off as something punched him forcibly in the small of the back. He fell of the desk, choking on something coming up out of his throat- a small pill rolled innocuously across the floor, and a very irate Captain stood in full shinigami gear behind him.
"Matsumoto."
"Yes, Captain?"
"Retrieve my body."
Unfortunately, Rukia had a lot of explaining to do about that particular incident. Not to mention the one next week, where Kon, who was proving to be surprisingly clever when it came to stealing bodies to proposition girls with, managed to get hold of the gigai of a visiting Byakuya.
The thought of her brother, down on one knee and attempting to fondle her, made her feel ill for a good few weeks afterwards.