Legend on Campus

by The First Kitsukage

Naruto put everything he had in the final battle with Madara Uchiha The world was saved but Naruto was forced to seal himself Now 10,000 years later he wakes up now he must do something even more challenging. Rating change. Taken up by naruhina pwns

9. Red Moon Arc The Partner

TFK: 9 is up. The harem is as follows

Kaede

Konoka

Setsuna

Eva

Chachamaru

Ku Fei

Mana

The following are the girls I can live without. It will be a blind sudden death poll

Chizuru...

Asuna ...

Kazumi ...

Haruna...

Chao...

Zazie...

Sayo ...

I've decided that depending on who loses they will receive a packed at least. Now I'm not sure if there will be 1, 2, or 3 girls from the poll that will make it. Only time will tell.

160 votes as of now maybe more. It's almost over in my view. After Kyoto it's over.

Some has asked to enter Kyuubi into the harem. I didn't think of that. But I'll consider it. If others ask as well.

On with the story.

(Break)

Red Moon Arc part 2

The Partner

Naruto handed him a vile of blood he prepared last night.

"I look forward to the results old man. Later." Naruto left the office.

(Later that Day)

Naruto just wondered every where he could. He was thinking. Could someone from class 3-A be his descendent? Maybe even Nodoka? She even acts and almost looks like Hinata. He'll she's shy and blushes around Negi. !. She blushes around Negi huh? Well, he's bound to find out sooner or later.

"Hey Negi! Negi!"

Naruto looked to the source of the sound. He saw a hairless rat running on its back legs towards Negi.

'That's no ordinary rat.'

"What! Nodoka is being buried in mud?"

"No I said she's being bullied by thugs!"

"Let's go! We have to save her!"

Naruto over hear the conversation and was on his way as well. When he got there Nodoka was waiting in a white dress for something. Her hair was out of her face, and she was blushing like crazy. Then it hit Naruto.

'Nice one you hairless rat. Now, let's see if Negi can understand this.'

Negi appeared on the scene soon after. Asking stupid questions as any worried ten year old would. Naruto moved closer so he could hear what was going on.

'Kamo, you tricked me!'

'A push, I just gave you a push.' Said Kamo trying to smooth over Negi.

Naruto listened as Nodoka said many things, he wrote them down in his notebook, and continued to listen. She said everything with admiration, mostly to Negi. Naruto smiled. Looks like Negi got himself a shy one, like he did so very long ago. But his smile soon turned into a frown. He that that hairless rat better pray every night on their hands and knees that Nodoka is not his descendant. Kamo made a circle for the piece of chalk that he pulled out of nowhere. Naruto must say, not only did he make the circle fast but he made it well. Naruto heard Kamo explaining the pactio thing to Negi.

"The Contract is for the one who becomes a Minister Magi to protect and assist the Mage. During the contract she borrows some of your power in order to better protect you."

Naruto was listening intently. Negi just nodded.

"In exchange the Minister Magi receives magical power from the mage that increases the circulation of Life energy! They both get powered up both physically and mentally! It's a good deal no matter how you looked at it!"

"Is that so?" Negi looked confused.

Naruto listened to the rest of the hairless rat's explanation.

"Now hurry up and give her a kiss."

"Right... a kiss... WHAT! A KISS!"

"That's the fastest way to make a contract. Their others but there annoying."

"It'll be my first kiss." Nodoka interrupted Negi's freak out episode. "If Negi-sensei says so. And also, my heart is really pounding for some reason." Nodoka started to lean in.

Negi complained to Kamo about it. Again.

"I'm not mentally ready!"

Kamo was a little mad. But Naruto could understand. The kid's ten years old, the hearts of women cannot be understood by one so young.

"Just kiss her already! If you're a man then act like one!"

Naruto had to agree with that one. Naruto was a legal man at 12 or so. But what he went thru at his old village, much sooner than that. Naruto looked back at the scene. Nodoka was leaning in, as Negi was freaking out. Kamo was waving 2 little flags. Naruto didn't know what they meant. But he was watching the show. He was basically a little cheerleader rooting for Negi's kiss.

"Give me a 'K'. Give me an 'I'. Give me an 'S'. Give me a 'S'."

Nodoka leaned in closer. And closer.

"What's that spell? Kiss kiss kiss."

Finally Negi was about to kiss her as well.

'Well, Negi. Good for you. BUT if she is my descendent, pray you don't make her cry... EVERY! All thou she might have something to say about it.'

"Hey you perverted ermine!" Asuna interrupted the little kissy moment.

"Asuna?" Negi noticed that Nodoka was falling so he stopped her from having a rough landing.

"You little rat faced Negi's sister didn't ask you to come here! The real reason is you stole 3000 panties and had to run away!" She said pointing at him.

Kamo had the face of utter busted on it. He then tried to defend himself. He told them his sod sorry. Naruto's bull-shit-O-meter broke about 10 or so times. The only part of the story that might be true is his sister. But that was a hell no as well. But Negi fell for it.

'Hum. Easily manipulated... or just a big heart? Either way, he wouldn't leave a friend out in the cold, or leave one behind. You earned a point in my book Negi. Maybe not today Negi or anytime soon. But you'll be a fine man some day. And a great Mage too. But I wouldn't know about the mage part, but you'll be fine.' Naruto deiced he's had enough spying for today. So he went home.

"Where have you've been!" An annoyed Eva yelled out.

"Why out spying on your new boy toy." He said with a smirk.

"What?"

"Oh, you know. Negi, your little toy. Very little. He's looking for a partner you know."

"? Did he find one?"

"Almost. Asuna ruined it for him. So, as of now it's still 2 on 1. So you're in the clear."

"Hump. Even if he had ten partners I'll still beat him." 'Even if I'm only at 30% power.' She thought.

"Well, anyway, I'm going to train a bit before I go to bed."

"All you ever do is train. Don't you have something better to do with your free time?" She took a sip of her wine.

"I could do you..."

Eva spat out her wine anima style. Red wine came out of her nose and mouth.

"You know. I can't tell if you're bleeding from your nose or not. Will, got to go train."

"Are you alright master?" Chachamaru asked.

She was wiping her nose. "I'll...KILL HIM!"

'She's been saying that since he got here.' Chacha said in her mind.

(Inside the villa)

Naruto was looking at his necklace that he won off Tsunade. Aside from a few scattered memories of his training that's as far as it goes. Well, up until she became the 5th Hokage. And piece together what he found out in the library. He was also the 6th Hokage. Well, that he knew, but it's still not enough. Why is he here in this time? Why is he not dead? He still didn't know.

"Hey Kyuubi."

"Yes kit?"

"Do you know why I'm here?"

"No. Even I forgot that." Kyuubi lied. She knew why there here. But she couldn't tell him. He needed to remember not her.

"Oh... that sucks."

"Don't dwell on it too much. You need to train with your summons. Bahamut and Fenrir, you've also been using more magic than jutsu lately. Aside from that jonin wanna be you haven't used jutsu since your 4th fight with that traitor Sasuke."

"Traitor? I thought he was my enemy?"

"!" Kyuubi looked thou his memories. They were mix up. "Kit, go back to your memories. You're confused right now. I'll also remind you of a few things." Kyuubi showed him the memories of the battle at the Valley of the End. Apparently, Sasuke was replaced with a boy named Sai. Naruto fell to his knees. With tears in his eyes. "I'm sorry kit. It's best that you knew the truth. Sasuke was your friend. And you each saw each other as a brother. But his anger and hate consumed him. Don't let grief consume you." Kyuubi looked said he her human form. "Kit let's move on to training. Then onto ramen~" She said trying to cheer him up.

"Right, now then let's get Bahamut and Fenrir out. Come down from the highest mountain and blast my enemies Bahamut. Fly thru the forests and blow away my enemies Fenrir." Fenrir roared to alert his presents. But no sign of Bahamut. "Bahamut? Bahamut?" Naruto looked at the crystal. All he saw was the sleeping form of Bahamut, with a bubble coming out of its nose, as it snored. Naruto sweat dropped.

"He always was a lazy bum." Fenrir told Naruto.

"..."

"..."

"WAKE UP!" Naruto popped Bahamut's nose bubble.

"!"

"It's time to get up you lazy bum." Naruto told Bahamut. But he only reacted by stretching his wings. Naruto sweat dropped. "Come on out." When Bahamut did come out. It landed on its head. Naruto sweat dropped again. "This is going to be a long training session." Naruto told himself. Bahamut just rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.

(7 hours later)

Naruto was walking to his room. It was dark out, and he could smell dinner. Man Chachamaru's cooking is the best.

"I feel so loved." Naruto said with anime tears.

"Will you shut up!" Eva was playing one of her games.

"Hum, no. I will not shut up. So you're stuck with my annoying voice till dinner." Naruto said with a smile.

Eva was red with anger. "Till dinner huh?" She had a very scary look to her.

"Yep, so I think I'm going to find things to annoy you till Chacha is done."

"DINNER IS SERVED!" Eva jumped Naruto and started to suck his blood.

A massive fight ensued. A fight to determine who will rule. Chibi vampire or Naruto.

"Stop sucking on me!"

"Never! I'm going to suck you dry!"

"Never, I'll never submit to you!"

"Yes you will! You'll be my slave forever!"

Breaking glass and smashing tables were heard.

"Go Blondie! Make her submit!"

"Um, master?"

"You shall be mine forever!"

"Never! I'll always be dominant one in this relationship!"

More breaking glass was heard. It was world war 3, grunting was also a dominant sound, will to Takamichi outside it was. "Maybe I should come back at a later time." He said to himself as he was starting to walk away.

"Ha! Now that I've pinned you down. I'm going to suck you dry."

Takamichi over heard Eva all but yell.

"Much later." He hurried away, before he heard anything else.

(The next day)

Naruto was in class. He remembered Chachachibi AKA Chachazero this time. Class hadn't started yet, so he was waiting for everyone else. There were a few other ones in the class. Like Mana, Setsuna, and Kaede. Mana and Setsuna were glaring at him a bit. Setsuna more than Mana. Why you may ask. Well, I'll tell you why a little later. But I'll give you a hint. Both Setsuna and Mana are in there gym uniforms. This reminded him of his job as this class' P.E. teacher. It was only recently official, so they had a few free periods. But soon... there all his.

'Man... This is going to be so much fun.' Naruto had a grin that promised pain, or embarrassment. No one could till which. Naruto had a chill go down his spin. 'That's strange. Setsuna is not giving me a death glare because of Konoka. So who's watching me so intently?' Naruto scanned the rest of the room. He saw Chao, but she was busy with Fei Ku and Satomi. The library 3 plus Konoka and Asuna. But they were busy talking to each other. Ayaka? No she was doing class president stuff. Then Naruto's eyes locked onto the only other person in the room at the moment. It was Zazie. She was looking at him like he was the only thing in the room. Now normally that wouldn't be a problem for Naruto, her being a beautiful girl and all. But something about that particular stare was a little unnerving. It was blank, like it had no emotion at all, and yet it meant something as well. Soon the rest of class began to swarm in, and then Negi came in, one of Naruto's clones popped and Naruto got it's memories. And Naruto smirked. He got a contract with Asuna huh? Well, good for him.

'I wonder how Eva will handle that little development.'

Class continued as it always did. Naruto notice that Eva was not here again. Just Chachamaru.

"So, chibi vampire isn't here again..." He whispered to zero.

"Looks like it blonde." Zero answered back.

"So tell me a little about yourself." Naruto asked.

"What do you want to know? Blonde." She whispered back.

"Like what was your like back in the day of not being stuck here?" He really wanted to know.

"Were no longer stuck here you know." She told him.

"Huh?"

"The night you came here the seal that kept mater here shattered. She could have left right then and there, but she didn't."

"Two things, 1: Why are you telling me this and 2: why is she still here if she could leave?"

"I don't know ether answer Blonde."

"Hum, well care to tell me your life story?"

"Sure why not, this place is boring anyway, at least I get to talk about the good old days."

Chachazero told Naruto about the past that she and Eva had. Most of it was all blood. The 'boring' parts were the simplest part to say. All she said when Eva wasn't fighting armies of enemies was. 'And then for X amount of years is was quiet'. Still, it was better than Negi's droning on about whatever he was talking about. Hell even Ayaka was losing a little bit of interest in Negi's rambling as Naruto called. Although that might be because she's striping him with her eyes. Hentai. Man he couldn't wait till P.E. started. He was smiling evilly at the thought of doing torturous things to his students in the name of tor... um P.E.

'If I kept telling myself that I might start to believe it. Fat chance.'

Soon the bell rang and it was time for I.T. Naruto's new name for P.E. Man Naruto's time had come... for fun.

(Later that day, P.E. AKA I.T.)

Everyone in 3-A were waiting for the P.E. teacher to come.

"Man, where is he?" Asuna whined.

"I'm sure the teacher will be here soon." Said Haruna.

"I don't know. But isn't Naruto supposed to be our new P.E. teacher?" Kaede asked.

"That right." Fei Ku answered.

A slight gust of wind came up and blow up some dust. And when the girls opened there eyes, Naruto was standing in the center of the field. Much to the surprise of the more, 'knowledgeable' group of students.

"Now then, time for the first ever I.T. class, class session girls." Naruto had an evil smirk that scared some of... all of the girls of class 3-A.

"Um... Sensei, what's I.T.? This is P.E." Nodoka asked, a little afraid of him right now.

"Well, where I come from we call it I.T. not P.E. but it's basically the same but I see a few answers to unspoken questions are in order. So I'll answer only one."

Everyone raised their hands.

"Yes Yue?"

"What dose I.T. stand for?"

Naruto gave such an evil grin that Yue was starting to regret asking. "It stands for... hehe... Interrogation and Torture." The sun might as well have been blackened by the moon just now. "But since you're all new to this well start off easy. 25 laps around the yard and then after that, 50 pushups, 50 jumping jack, 50 setups, and repeat it 5 times..." Naruto said like it was nothing. Everyone gawk at him. "No incentive huh? Well, tell you what, first one to complete it gets this... a chose of a picture of Negi sleeping or of me working out." After he said that everyone stated running. Either just to get it done, or for the picture. Naruto watch as all the students were running. Although, he didn't see Eva today.

'I wonder what is so important that she'll skip even my class. Negi's I can understand, it's boring as hell, but mine you can at least move around.'

(With Eva)

Eva was in her resort. Overlooking the scrap metal of robots that she had just destroyed.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If this is the power at just its first stage, I can scarcely image its full power. To think, that blond moron can give his partners this power. Sorry Nagi, but thanks to this idiot I don't need your son or your spell to free me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can only hope this power unlocks soon. I want it even more now. It just as addicting as that blond idiot's blood. Adeat." Her artifact turn back into a card. And no I'm not telling what it is. Eva looked at her card. And then at the 200 Chachamaru like robots that she trashed in a blink of an eye. "I can't wait to see what you can do at full power." She said to her card.

(Back with Naruto)

Everyone had just finished the torture Naruto had to the nerve to call class. Naruto was overlooking his all but dead students.

'Let's see 10% of them are out of breath. And the rest are almost dead. Not bad.' "Well, I'm impressed that all of you managed to complete my light workout. And it pleases me to know that all of you can do this. And hopefully you all will be able to do this without dying. So by the end of the week I think I'll add more. But it's time to announce that winner of this little endeavor. Drum roll please." All of the sudden Zazie started to beat on drums. "Setsuna Sakurazaki." Naruto said happily. Everyone that could chap did. Meaning Kaede, Mana, Chachamaru, Fei Ku, but barley, Asuna and Zazie. Setsuna blushed. "Now then, mine or Negi's picture?" Naruto held both up for everyone to see.

"Um, I don't... want either." She instantly felt killing intent by some of the girls.

"That's fine." Naruto pated her shoulder. "Alright class, class dismissed you all did great." Naruto walked away even thou there was still just over a minute left.

Everyone was breathing hard or making funeral arrangements. Kaede was the only one who wasn't almost dead, or unable to move.

"Kaede... how... come... your... not... tried..." Asked Mana. Seeing her rival get back up after that, she was a little pissed.

"I train... with Naruto-sensei... on the weekends... but even I'm tired after that..." She looked at Setsuna. "Hey Setsuna... what's that?" She pointed at her collar.

Setsuna looked at her collar, there was something sticking out of it. And she didn't even notice. She removed and looked at it, and turned red. When everyone notices they were curious, what could Setsuna blush like that? They huddled next to her and saw it, it was Naruto's work out picture... he had no shirt on, all of them saw this and were memorized. Very few saw it, but Haruna liked her lips and had a look in her eyes that would scare the devil himself. Everyone recovered enough to make it to the locker rooms and change. No one knew that Setsuna had kept the picture.

(After school with Naruto)

Naruto was walking away from his newest prank. Ah the good old days. He remembered the first day he every got someone with it. Old man Hokage, well, not the first but the second but that had the most impact. The old man even put it down as an S-Rank forbidden jutsu.

(Flash Back Dean's office)

"Yo old man, you called?" Naruto entered the office. He received a scowl from the same tanned man from before.

"Show the dean prober respect Naruto." He said.

"Hohoho it's quite alright, but I do need to talk to Naruto about a few things. You're dismissed."

"Yes sir." He bowed and left.

"Now Naruto, I've come to tell you that your book will be released in about a week's time."

"That was fast."

"Hohoho, I have connections, and when I showed them that book, they couldn't have moved faster if time was on their side. Now on to more serious matters. I need your paper work from your first class session."

Naruto's eyes twitched. "Paper work?"

"Yes surly you knew that you needed to do a little work while you were here."

"Yes I did, but paper work was not what I had in mind."

"So sorry, but I'll give you some time, it gets easer as you go along."

"I have a better idea."

"Oh, and what's that?"

"If I can get you to pass out without touching you I give only oral reports, or charts, fair."

"And, if you can't?"

"I'll give you the secret to overcome your paper work."

"Hum..."

"Deal?" Naruto said with a sly grin.

"Deal... let's see what you can do."

"SEXY JUTSU!"

POP

"Hey there dean..." Said a very beautiful pig tailed blond with clouds covering her goods.

"AHHHHH!" The dean rocketed back with a bloody nose.

(End Flashback)

"Oh the good old days." He said to himself. He wasn't sure how long it was going to take for him to wake up. It toke old man Hokage hours to wake up. While he was walking he saw Chachamaru all alone. And by the gods, that was a sin, she's too beautiful to be alone. "Hey there Chacha." Naruto said in a happy voice.

"Good day, Naruto-sensei."

"Chacha I told you to call me Naruto when we're not in class. Alright?"

"Understood, Naruto." Even a robot can forget.

"Now than, what were you up too?"

"Master is away with Takamichi-sensei. So I am left to my own devices." She said in her normal tone.

"Oh, is that so? Mine if I tag along?"

"I don't see why not?"

They both started to walk, talking about everyday things. Well, everyday to Naruto. Chachamaru answered like a robot. Naruto was trying to get that out of her. They went to the store and he choose to carry all 1 of the bags. She said it wasn't necessary but Naruto insisted. They were talking as they walked down the path that Chachamaru chose. Chachamaru wasn't use to this kind of attention. Sure Naruto made it a point to talk to her every day since he got here but master was always there and he'd soon went to annoy her.

"So you agree with me?"

"Huh?" Was her intelligent response. She was lost in thought that she didn't hear anything Naruto said.

"You agree with me, riiight?" Naruto had a grin.

"Yes... Naruto."

"Good, I told you, you were cute." Was his next sentence.

Chachamaru almost tripped. Almost. "What?"

"Don't act innocent with me." Naruto knew she wasn't paying attention so he didn't pass up a change to tease her a bit. "You even agreed with me. You're cute." He said with a smile.

Soon both of them heard crying. It was a little girl crying because her balloon was in a tree. Chachamaru looked at it her boosters came to life, freaking out the kid, launched hit her head on a tree branch, but managed to get the balloon and give it back to the little girl.

"Thank you big sister." The girl said happily

In the bushes Negi, Kamo and Asuna were shocked. Beyond believe. Not so much Naruto. But it didn't stop there; she helped an old lady with stares, and even get a kitten out of a storm drain.

"See, your great Chachamaru." Naruto said.

"What is Naruto doing with Chachamaru!" Whispered Asuna.

"I don't know!" Whispered Kamo."Flirting with her?"

"They live together. With Evangeline." Negi told them.

"WHAT!" The other two yelled.

"Shhh keep it down." Whispered Negi. "Where are they going?"

"Yeah like I know." Asuna said to him.

"This is a problem. We don't know if Naruto knows about magic. So we can't do anything with him around." Kamo stated.

"What do we do?" Negi had anima tears in his eyes.

"We watch, with any luck that kid Naruto will leave her and we'll get our chance." Kamo said to Negi and Asuna.

The group watched intently at Naruto and Chachamaru's movements.

"Hey Chacha, were being followed." Whispered Naruto

"! By who Naruto?"

"By Negi, Asuna and a little hairless rat."

"I see, Negi-sensei must have picked a partner."

"He did, and yes it is Asuna."

"I see. Maybe you should leave, this doesn't concern you." She told him in a low tone.

"Now, now Chacha. If it concerns you it concerns me, got it."

She nodded. They continued into a small courtyard, the moment they came into view, a bunch of small and o-so-lovable kittens appeared out of nowhere.

"Wow Chachamaru. I didn't know you had a fan club. Do you care for all of them?"

"Yes. The money I make with master I spend feeding these cats." She said while opening a can of cat food.

Over behind the wall Asuna and Negi were reduced to tears. "That's the nicest thing ever." They both said in unison. Naruto could hear the hairless rat ranting about her being evil.

"Look Asuna, I'm going alone to talk to Chachamaru, we can't fight with Naruto-sensei here. Maybe I can talk some since into her." Negi suggested.

Naruto heard Negi and smiled a bit. "Chacha, I'm going to leave, but I'll be nearby, don't worry I won't let anything happen to you, got it?"

She nodded, she also had a strange reaction in her crest gears. Naruto hopped on the building they were near, and unsealed some cloths. He didn't need Negi at his neck right now. He unsealed a black cloak with red clouds. This one had a hood, he even put on a fox mask. He remembered Itachi and some freaky fish guy where something like this when he was 13. After the cats were done eating and started to leave, Negi and Asuna came out of hiding.

"Hello Negi-sensei, Asuna. I let my guard down. But I'll be your opponent." Chachamaru said pulling out the thing out of her head.

'Chachamaru, can you hear me? It's me Naruto. Get into your fighting stance if you can hear me.'Chachamaru did. 'Alright look, if it gets too hard for you I'll step in, but I want you to evaluate their skills, ok?" Chachamaru nodded. 'Good, now go get them.' Naruto was thinking to himself, thank you Kyuubi for the wind whisper jutsu. 'This is also a chance to see who you are... Negi'

Naruto saw Asuna sail towards Chachamaru. They each blocked each other's attack, but Asuna was faster and flicked Chachamaru's head. Chachamaru retaliated by tripping her as she was falling back. Naruto saw Negi hesitate for a moment.

"11 arrows of Light!" 11 arrows of light were fired at Chachamaru. Naruto knew she would never regain her balance before the arrows would hit. Naruto saw that Chachamaru knew it too.

"I'm sorry master I have failed you. If I do cease to function, please... feed the cats..."

Naruto saw enough. He Negi 2nd guessing himself and knew he would pull back, but Naruto's Naruto so. He used Hiraishin got between Chachamaru and the arrows.

"Kyuubi's Shield." Naruto whispered. An invisible shield appeared in front of Naruto and deflected the light arrows to the ground.

Asuna, Kamo, and Negi were looking at the newcomer. The masked man went over to Chachamaru and they both disappeared.

"Ah crap! Was that Evangeline!" Kamo yelled.

"No, Evangeline needs catalyst to use magic because her powers are sealed." Negi told them. "That was someone else." He finished.

"Oh man! And here I thought we just needed to worry about! Now we know that Eva has some sort of powerful ally! HOW ARE WE GOING TO DEAL WITH THAT?" Kamo was having a nervous break down.

Negi was crying a bit. "I'm gonna be bleed dry." He fainted.

"Oh crap. Let's get Negi home."

On the roof overlooking the group.

"You know you didn't have to risk your life for me Naruto." Chachamaru told him.

Naruto bopped her on the head. "I'll always risk my life for you and everybody that I call my friends."

Chachamaru was shocked. "You... consider me a friend?" She looked for deception in his words.

"Of course I do Chacha. Your precious to me and I won't let anyone hurt you." He said with the Namikaze smirk.

Chachamaru gears in her crest increased in speed.

"Let's go. I canceled training with Kaede because of that rat. Let's go home."

"Of course... Naruto."

They both left for the cottage. When they got there, Eva was a sleep, for one reason or another. Naruto when into his room, looking at his old pictures. Particular the one with Hinata in them. Aside from a few scattered memories of his training with the pervy sage, he's only 13. But he knew he was 16, he just had no connections with his memories to that point. He'd figure it out eventually. But for now, it's time to sleep, he could train tomorrow anyway.

The next day Naruto left early. He was drawn to the dorms for one reason or another. He had made a shadow clone to watch over Kaede, not that she needed it. Just a precaution in case something happened. But back to the matter at hand. Naruto had a feeling that Negi was going to create another disaster. And today was no exception. He saw the kid fly out his window.

'This... can't be good.' Naruto looked around. 'Please for the love of ramen let no one se... DAMN IT!' Naruto say some one. Right before she called out to someone about a flying boy Naruto used his Hiraishin jutsu grabbed the girl, covered her mouth and hid in an alley. "Listen I know what you saw and I know what you're thinking. Don't. I'll tell you everything; go to the coffee shop you know which one, in 3 hours, I'll tell you everything. Okay?" The girl nodded. "Good, I'm sorry for scaring you; you need to trust me for now. I'll see you there." Naruto left thru the back alley way as the girl left thru the fount.

'Dammit Negi! You're a flying disaster! Yet another one of our students knows about your magic, or at least she will... good job.'

3 hours had past and Naruto was just finishing his discussion with the student.

"So, if I say anything about Negi-sensei's magic he'll be turned into a hairless rat?" She asked.

"Yes. Now, I'll tell you more tomorrow, same place. Say nothing, ok?"

"I understand Naruto-sensei, but I also want to know more about you." She pointed her finger at him.

"I'll tell you along with Negi and Asuna and anyone else that finds out about Negi, okay?"

"What ASUNA knows too!"

"Keep it down will ya. And yes but more on that later. Meet me here the day there going to do that black out thing, okay?"

"Um, Yes Naruto-sensei." She bowed and left.

"Great, this kid is 1 big headache." Naruto said to himself rubbing his head. "Man what a pain."

Naruto went home, it wasn't far or long walk. But that kid Negi was a pain. He had overheard Eva say something about a blackout and being at full power. When he got there, he saw Eva playing a game. As always. He thought nothing of it.

"Good night chibi vampire."

Tick mark. "Good night." She never looked away from her game.

The next day had passed like any other day off. Naruto trained as always, and then went to sleep. He didn't bother Eva because she looked a little feverish. He had asked if she was alright and she said she was, not that he believed her. The day after, Naruto woke up, but not to the small of Chachamaru's cooking, but to a cough. Or a series of coughs. Naruto got up and went to Eva's room where the coughs were coming from. When he opened the door Chachamaru was in her maid outfit and was helping Eva, she was red and having a coughing fit.

"I knew you weren't alright." He said to her.

"Shut *cough* up!" She yelled.

"So you're staying home again? Well, at least it's legit this time. Hopefully your fun will end soon."

"Nev*cough*er."

"Yeah yeah, Chacha you're staying here right? To take care of her."

"Yes I will be staying here to look after master."

"That's good. Hopefully this blows over soon. I'll see you when I get back, and if you're a good girl, I'll bring you a nice big lolly pop to suck on." He said with a teasing grin.

Eva was currently being held back from strangling the blond by Chachamaru. Not that she could if she managed to reach him but it would be satisfying to do anyway.

"Now now chibi vampire, be nice for Chacha as she takes care of you." He said putting her back in bed. "I'll see you two when I get back, let's go Chachazero."

"By your will Naruto." Chachazero got to her favorite spot, Naruto's head.

As Naruto was walking his clone's memories that he sent to watch over Kaede came to him. Everything was okay... until she shared a bath with him... naked. Was Naruto upset? No. Was he displeased? No. Was he angry? No. Was he pissed? No. He. Was. FURIOUS. She didn't bath with him naked on their first night. Naruto's KI was flooding.

'If chibi vampire doesn't kill him I most certainly will.'

Chachazero saw the look in his eyes. The look of wanting to skin his enemies alive.

"What got cha mad blonde?"

"That kid Negi."

"You mean master's toy?"

"Hehe, yeah her toy, anyway, that kid had a nude bath with Kaede. That got me a little pissed.

"I know that look. It's the look master gets when she knows that she's going to skin a man alive... or rib off his balls sack. Are you going to rib off his ball sack Naruto? Plasessss." She gave him the look. But not the bad 'the look' the puppy dog eye look.

"Sorry, not going near that. Let's go, we need to get to class."

"Darn."

It toke them a few more minutes before they reach the class. Avoiding a 100 or so traps along the way. Nothing to unusual about this class. A girl polishing her gun, a girl with a sword. And another juggling with a ball like bird on her shoulder.

"Yep just a normal class." He said out loud. Then he grinned. A grin that would make Anko shiver, pervy sage smile and Tsunade get pissed. But when the girls saw it, some blushed, other were scared.

"Um, sensei. Why are you smiling?" 1 of the twins asked a little afraid.

"I'm not smiling Fuuka, I'm grinning." He said to her. This didn't help to settle her not in her gut that this was giving her.

"Um, why are you grinning sensei?"

"I'm grinning because I now know who set all those traps on my way here, not bad. But I'm the king of pranks. Just so you guys know, I know who did it. Annnnd..." He let it hang for a second. His grin became unrealistic. "... For the ones who did it, let it be known... before the day ends, you'll be regretting the moment I came here. Because back where I came from, I was call the prank god."

Negi walked in, breaking the tension Naruto set up. Naruto gave him a mean glare. It sent a shiver down Negi's spine, but Naruto stopped before it went any further.

"Is Ms. McDowell Here?" He asked the group.

"She's at home sick. Chachamaru is staying also to care for here." He told him.

"Oh... well I really need to give this to her, I'll just give it to her in person. But I can't leave my students."

"Go on Negi. If it's really important I can watch them for a while. That's what I'm here for anyway." Naruto gave the girl his grin again. And all of them had despair marks on them.

"Are you sure? They can be a handful." He asked.

"Oh, I think I can handle them well enough." Some of the perverted side of the class giggled a bit. The shy side that got the hidden joke, like Setsuna, blushed a bit.

"Alright, thank you Naruto-sensei."

"Head flick Jutsu." Naruto did a head flick to Negi.

"Ow."

"I told you not to forget didn't I?"

"Hehe, sorry Naruto, I won't forget again." He said holding his head.

He left to give that letter that he had in his hand. Naruto meanwhile turned to his students. With his grin. But it wasn't his normal Namikaze grin. Or his Foxy grin. Or his perverted grin. Or his prank grin. It was a grin that only Anko could even come close to having. It was his... 'I own you' grin.

"Now then, girls, since Negi is gone for now I'm in charge. But since this is English and not I.T. your body won't suffer. But turn to page... 176. We're going to go over a famous story. Romeo and Juliet. Now normally I'd ask for volunteers for the parts but I think I'll have a draw instead. Now when I call you up please pick up one piece of paper with your part." Naruto said with a grin. But... being am ace Ninja he manipulated it so that Setsuna was Romeo and Konoka was Juliet. He saw that Konoka had wanted to talk to her since the first day, this was a chance to do that. He smiled when Konoka looked happy that Setsuna will need to spend more time with her. And Setsuna didn't look unhappy or mad, just censured. He'd look into it later. But Naruto had finally found what made Konoka sad that one day a while back.

After class and I.T. Naruto was walking around aimlessly. He had nothing to do might as well get to know the place better. But he wondered where Negi was, he hasn't been back yet and school was over. Then he saw Chachamaru.

"Hey Chacha. What are you doing here?"

"Naruto-se... Naruto I'm getting medicine for master."

"..."

"..."

"You left chibi vampire all alone!"

"No. Negi-sensei is watching master."

"..."

"..."

"You left Negi with chibi vampire alone?"

"Yes..." Chachamaru was a little uneasy.

"Well are you done getting chibi vampire's medicine?"

"Yes, I have just gotten the last of it. I should get going to give master her medicine."

"Alright let's go. The soon chibi vampire is better the sooner I can annoy her." Naruto said happily.

The two of them walked to the cottage. Meanwhile the twins were watching every corner. They jumped at every shadow, even their own. They freaked at every sound. All the way till they got to their dorm room.

"You see sister, Naruto-sensei was just kidding." Fuuka said to her sister.

"I don't know. I've seen that look before, it's the look that you had when where trying to prank Kaede. But his was much more evil looking." Fumika said to her sister.

"Come on you worry wart. It's fine." They both walk in there room. When they closed the door they heard a snapping sound. They turned back to see that their door was rigged. They heard a bunch of funny sound. Like bell dings, rubber duck quacks, springs sounds. And a ball rolling. They followed the ball as it moved thru out the room. The set of sounds continued for a minute or so, but the ball rolled all around the top of the dorm room main room. It fall off at the end of the track and landed on a big box they just now notice was there. They heard the pop-goes-the-weasel melody and when it ended the top of the box opened and the twins saw a chibi Naruto... setting on a cannon the size of a big dog. Both of them had only the time to scream before the cannon fired.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Two small Lolita screams were heard thru out Mahora.

*BOOM*

Yellow smoke came out of the twin's dorm room.

"What was that?" Chachamaru asked indicating the screams.

"That would be the sweet sound of victory." Naruto said with a smirk.

"Um..."

"Well you see, the twins tried to prank me on my way to school today. So I set up a prank to get them back. And it sounds like they just got home." He said with a smile.

"..."

"It's best if you don't understand yet Chacha. But I'll teach you if you want." He offered.

"No thank you Naruto. Let's get home." She said.

'What does it take to open her heart to me...? I'll get thro that shell she's wearing yet. Just you wait.'

Back with the twins... the smoke tokes 3 minutes to clear. And when the smoke did clear the devastation to the room was a made clear. The walls were orange, the sofa, chairs, tables, T.V. and the beds were blue and black. But that wasn't the worse part/funny part. The funny part was that the twins were dressed the same way Naruto was when he was 12. A bright orange high collar jump suit, but it didn't stop there, each one of them had 3 black whisker marks on each check and their hair was dyed a shad of blond that they both knew all too well, and spiky to boot. AND to add insult and salt to injury, they were a note on both of their new jump suits. It read

Dear Fuuka and Fumika Namikaze.

This is your big brother Naruto. I hope you like your new look. Both of you look soooo cute. Like a pair of Lolita Naruto twins. Man back in my village everyone was afraid of that.

P.S. Except for the cloths the look is permanent until you prank me or I say so.

P.P.S. Naruto Namikaze 1 Lolita Naruto twins 0

Both of them looked at each other and blanked.

"You know what this means, right Fumika?"

"Yep I sure do Fuuka."

"PRANKS WAR GALORE!" They both yelled.

Back with Naruto and Chachamaru. They were talking, or again Naruto was talking and Chacha just listened.

"YOU YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER! TELL WHAT YOU SAW!" Both Naruto and Chacha could hear Eva

"I didn't see anything." Said a shaky voice

"YOU'RE LYING! I'LL KILL YOU BOTH YOU AND YOUR FATHER!"

"Oh good, it seems that master is awake."

"Yup, looks that way, but that might be bad for Negi, let's stop her before you have to clean Negi stains off the walls." Naruto said, almost, depressed like. She nodded. When they walked in Negi was saved by Naruto and Eva given the medicine she needed.

"Good night Negi." Naruto said.

"Good night Naruto." He said back.

Naruto walked back in and saw Eva playing one of her games.

"So... chibi vampire..." Eva had a tick mark. "... you're not going to kill Negi, riiight?"

"I already told you. No I won't, a girl just wants to have fun." She said in a, oh so sweet voice you know it's guilty.

"Good, I don't want to tell the dean his trust was misplaced in me. Just don't kill the kid or hurt him to bad. And don't hurt the students permanently and we're good. I'd hate to have to interfere with your fun." Naruto said teasingly.

"You're really not going to interfere?"

"As long as you don't scar the kid for life. This includes, but not limited to, reverse rape or reverse gangbang." Naruto said with a smile.

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Oh but chibi vampire, if you kill me you can't on suck me anymore..."

"I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!"

"Well, you do have to pull back some skin."

"Um master please come down before you break *glass breaks* yourself."

"Yeah, listen to Chacha, let's just all get along."

"I'm gunna suck you dry!"

"But if you do that you can't suck on me anymore. And I know how much you like to suck my *glass breaks*"

"Master please..."

"Yeah, like I said, with the 3 of us going at it we might destroy this place. I've been known to go at it for hours on end."

"I'll make you submit to me this time, and nothing you do can stop it."

"We've been over this, I'm the dominate one in this relationship."

"Not for long!"

More glass breaking and grunting sounds were heard. Takamichi and Shizuna were a little uneasy.

"I seem to have bad timing with him this week."

"Should we stop them?" A loud sound of tables breaking echoed when she asked that question.

"You really wanna get in between that?"

She blushed a bit.

"Sorry, bad wording." Takamichi said with a blush and rubbing the back of his head.

"Let's just tell the dean his unavailable." She answered.

They started walking away.

"Good idea. I just hope the house is still standing. I'd hate to have them room with another one of the students you know. I can only imagine what they might do to them." He said with a chuckle.

BOOOM

They both looked back to see a small mushroom cloud.

"Wow... maybe I should ask for some tips from Naruto?"

She smacked him upside the head.

TFK: Now than, I've gotten a few request to make Kyuubi a bar of the harem. That is up to you guys in the poll. But just maybe I'll have her go Yuri or Bi. Well good day urr night... and let this day be known... as the day Eva... was dominated...