TFK: 11 is up. The harem is as follows
Kaede
Konoka
Setsuna
Eva
Chachamaru
Ku Fei
Mana
The following are the girls I can live without. It will be a blind sudden death poll
Chizuru...
Asuna ...
Kazumi ...
Haruna...
Chao...
Zazie...
Sayo ...
I've decided that depending on who loses they will receive a packed at least. Now I'm not sure if there will be 1, 2, or 3 girls from the poll that will make it. Only time will tell.
200 votes as of now maybe more. It's almost over in my view. After Kyoto it's over.
Some has asked to enter Kyuubi into the harem. I didn't think of that. But I'll consider it. If others ask as well. Now so far I've had a few people not to add at all and some say not bi. Other if not more say add and make her bi. So I'll say this, I'll decide on this one. And it will be made clear after the Kyoto trip. Alright with everyone?
One more thing, I'll get into Negi development during and after the trip.
On with the story.
(Break)
Day's Before Kyoto
The Surprise
"Hahaha! You humans are all the same. You think just because you have some power that you're invincible. You not. Lighting style: Light Tempest!" A massive thunder storm was forged in a second. Killing hundreds of Shinobi.
"Hold it back!" Yelled one Shinobi
"What do you hope too...!" The 5 tails saw a man. And said man looked serious.
"That's as far as you go monster."
"And who are you to deny me anything... human?"
"I am the leader of this village. And I will not let you do anything else to this place. This shall be your forever prison." The man held up a small statue of a whale.
"Hahaha, you had me there for a second. But we both know you have no power... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"Sealing jutsu: 5 Water..."
Naruto woke up.
"Damn it! This has to stop. "He said to himself. Never knowing that Eva and Chachamaru where watching.
Naruto decided to leave before Eva woke up to take a walk. It was the morning after Eva's little fun time with Negi. It wasn't long before he came across his two mini-me's. Both Fuuka and Fumika were looking at him with anger.
"Based on your new look I'd say the score is now Prank God 10 and Naruto Lolita Twins 0... riiight." Naruto smiled.
"We surrender! We give up! Please have mercy on your loyal subject's turn us back." They both said and bowed like one would a pharaoh.
"Alright. I accept your surrender. Here this is the remover for all of my... dyes. One for each of you. When you're done find me and we'll prank Kaede so good... she'll look like you two right now before the end of the day." He grinned. The twins grinned back and ran to change back into themselves and NOT mini Naruto's.
(With Negi and Co.)
"Thanks for helping me you two." Negi said to his two partners.
"You're a troublesome teacher you know that kid." Asuna said back to him.
"I was glad to help Negi-sensei." Ayaka had stars in her eyes.
"Treat me to some coffee and we'll call it even."
"I'll have an espresso."
"Asuna!"
"What... we fought for our lives it's the least he can do." Asuna defended herself.
After a short walk they came across Eva and Chacha.
"Ah..."
"Urgh."
"Hello there Evangeline..." Negi said a little embarrassed.
"Look I have no intention to get all chummy with you or your monkey sidekicks." Eva said a little pissed off. Although with Naruto blood she was a tad bit happier. After a short talk and spitting out of coffee. Eva asked a question that was bugging her. "By the way Ayaka. How did you come by the bridge last night anyway? Was expecting gorilla girl there but not you."
"Yeah Ayaka I was wondering that too." Negi asked. It's not every day that someone founds out about your magic not freak out and then get a pactio that same moment. Asuna was mad that she was called a gorilla.
"Hehe, well. I guess I can tell you." She laughed at Eva comment. "Well you see, I saw Negi-sensei fly out his window a few days ago."
"WHAT!"
Negi looked a little depressed. Because of him another one of his students knows about magic.
"But before I call out to Negi-sensei, Naruto-sensei stopped me."
"WHAT!" Everyone was looking at the group now.
"Keep it down." Asuna told them.
"Anyway. He said not to say a word until he talks to me. Which I didn't. Later he told what would happen if I did say anything, so I didn't and I said to him I would do anything to help Negi-sensei. He then told me to go to the bridge the day of the blackout."
"WHAT! That dump fox told you to be there! And he said he wouldn't interfere."
"Master... Naruto-sensei didn't interfere."
"What... so are you saying that Naruto is a mage as well?" Negi looked censured.
An idea popped in Eva head. 'That's what he meant.' "Your lucky boya. If I had gotten Naruto to fight beside me... we would have won in an instant..."
"What are you saying? How powerful is he?"
"What, if he would have fought it would be 3-3. I'm sure Negi-sensei would still have won." Ayaka stated.
"Well, to answer boya's question on how powerful that dump fox is... he makes me look like a weak little girl..." She took a sip of her coffee. That statement wasn't 100% false... but the look on Negi's face was just too priceless to tell all of the truth... like how Naruto is on the kid's side for one. "I'd watch your back...boya... unlike me... when he fights you, he won't show mercy." She toke another sip.
Negi was having a full blown panic attack. But Ayaka was comforting him... with her chest.
"What? Why do you call him a dump fox?"
"Because he likes foxes gorilla girl." Eva gauged her reaction.
"Then... that day..."
"Yes that's correct Asuna. The masked man that protected me that day was indeed Naruto-sensei." Chachamaru confirmed for Asuna.
"I'm doomed..." Negi's anime tears in full force.
"Ah don't worry your spiky little head...boya... Naruto won't attack... yet."
Negi looked like he'd seen a ghost.
"Well time to go Chachamaru. Let's leave the soon to be died boya and co alone with their thoughts." Eva smiled. "And don't forget. If you want to find out about your father you need to go to Kyoto." She left.
"Um... Master, why did you give Negi-sensei the impression that Naruto-sensei is ageist them?"
"It was fun to see boya's face, it was priceless." She smiled again. Oh that was fun.
Back with Negi.
"Don't worry brother. I'm sure Evangeline was messing with you." Kamo said on Negi's shoulder while they were walking. "Well in any case, we have a clue about your father brother. That's good right?"
"Yes your right. Now I have somewhere to start looking."
"Your father Negi-sensei?"
Asuna filled her in about Negi's father and how he wants' to find him.
"Oh sensei! I'll do whatever I can to help you."
"GET OFF HIM SHO-TA-CON GIRL!" Asuna kick her in the face.
And so began anther fight in the long list of fights between Asuna and Ayaka. Soon Negi got them to stop fighting and they went to class.
(Mean while With Naruto)
"Hey Naruto-sensei." Kaede dropped from her hiding spot after the twins left.
"So... Kaede, I want you to look at my face and tell me what you see." He said and his face said very unhappy.
"Umm" She had a few despair marks on her face, and 1 eye was opened. "You're unhappy?"
"Yep, now do you know why I'm unhappy?"
"No..."
Naruto instantly went into super sad mode. He was leaning up against a tree drawing a circle with his finger in the dirt. He was covered in despair marks. "You had a naked bath with Negi... on your fist meeting no less..." He added.
She patted him on the head to comfort him. "He really needed it..."
*Sniff* "I know..."
"You still love me right?"
"Of course... I could never hate you." He said all of the sudden happy.
(In class)
"I'm happy to announce that next week Class 3-A will be going to Kyoto and Nara." Negi announced happily. Everyone was excited. Naruto was in the corner smiling as well. But he notices that Negi was giving him worried looks. This confused Naruto to no end. Why was he looking at him like that? He'd find out eventually. Even so he notices something as well. Setsuna looked at Konoka with a little concern, almost worried look.
'That's interesting. She seems to genuinely care for Konoka, but doesn't what to talk to her? Also she seems afraid of going to Kyoto. What's Kyoto anyway?'
'Kyoto is the ancient capital of this century Japan.'
'And how in the hell do you know this?'
'I woke up every now and then.'
'Whatever.'
Negi was currently celebrating with the twins... who were back to themselves at the moment. Everyone had asked why they had changed but they didn't answer. Naruto smiled a bit. He was acting like a child right now. And he should every now and then.
"Negi-sensei, the dean is calling you." Shizuna walked in.
"Oh okay. Naruto-sensei can you watch the call."
1 head flick later. "Sure no problem."
Negi was rubbing his head a little. The class giggled a bit. After class Naruto was walking back to the cottage with Chacha and Eva.
"So, are you two gonna to the trip as well?"
"We could... but I don't think the teachers would let me." Eva looked annoyed.
"So..."
"What?"
"I said so. You are a student and by right you have the right to go on this trip."
"You do know that they'll come in full force to keep me here right?"
"Let them come. As a teacher you have the right to go and I frown upon the fact that you haven't gone in 15 years. I'll speak to the old man. Convince him to let you go. As long as you promise to be a good girl on the trip." He said with his normal grin.
"Fine if you can get that old prune to let me go than I'll not attack anyone on the trip. Boya included."
"Okay gotta go." *Poof*
"!"
"!"
"I was talking to a shadow clone thing? DAMN IT!"
"What is it master?"
"Errrrrrr! He made me promise to be good on the trip. DAMN HIM!"
"Should I pack for the trip Master?"
"Might as well. He convinced the dean to let me play with boya I don't see what he couldn't convince the dean of this."
(Dean's office)
"YOU WHAT!"
"I would like to take chibipire with me on the trip. (AN thanks to "Knyght" for the new nick name for Eva)
"What... chibipire?"
"Yep... its chibi and vampire all rolled into one."
"..."
"..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY RIBS THEY HURT!" The dean was reduced to a laughing mess. "Alright Naruto, I'll agree under a few conditions.
"If one of them is to take responsibility for her I already intended to."
"Well, there that but a few more things. 1: I want a singed copy of all your books."
"Done."
"2: I want a report on Negi's abilities. From the fight he had with hehe chibipire, and after the trip should he need to fight."
"Done. Anything else?"
"2 more things but one can wait. 3: I want you to protect the students on this trip. Kyoto won't be the safest play for the students is this agreeable?"
"As long as the last one isn't too unreasonable then that's fine."
"Oh trust me. It's not that bad. It'll be reasonable." The old man had a grin that but Naruto a little on edge. But none the less, it's for chibipire so it'll be fine... right?
"All right you got a deal. I'll go tell chibipire the good news." He vanished in a yellow flash.
(With Naruto at the newly dubbed Chibipire Palace... of DOOM)
"HEY CHIBIPIRE HE SAID YEEEESSS!"
POW
"I told you to stop calling me that!"
"No you didn't. I called you chibipire. Not Chibi vampire, so you didn't tell me to not call you that."
POW
"It's all the same!"
"No it's not... Don't hurt me." Naruto covered the most important part in him... and if you're a man you know what that is.
"Errrrrr! You're lucky he said yes! Come Chachamaru, we have to finish packing."
"Yes master." They both left a down Naruto on the floor where he was laid out. Very similar to last night.
"Now, I have to get some stuff for the trip. As much as I like my current attire I need something new." He left in his normal way. Anyway but the door.
(Shopping part of town)
Naruto was walking when he saw someone, or a group of someone. He saw Konoka, Asuna and Negi. He might as well go say hi. Naruto walked over and over heard something very interesting.
"Brother, Brother!"
"What is it Kamo?"
"Go for big sister Konoka's lips."
"WHAT!"
Naruto on the other hand had a tick mark. 'I'm going to skin that rat alive and make sure he lives thru it.'
"The pactio kiss. It's for the contract." The rat known as Kamo was talking to Negi about trouble in Kyoto, Naruto knew that was true but he didn't like the idea of Negi kissing Konoka. Then Konoka walked in. He was in the other booth mind you.
"All you have to do is kiss me." He heard Negi say to her.
MAGE TICK MARK on Naruto
"Hey Negi, Konoka! Where are those two?"
'Great Now I can interfere without interfering.'"Hey there Asuna." Naruto came out of nowhere.
"WHAA!"
"What? Something on my face? Well anyway, if you're looking for Negi I heard him in the booth next to me. That one." He pointed at the booth. Hopefully to save Konoka's first kiss.
"Thanks. Hey Negi WHAAA!" Konoka was about an inch from Kissing Negi, but was stopped by Asuna.
"Hey Negi, just what do you think you're doing!" Asuna yelled while Konoka was a little sad about not getting a card.
'You could fix that.'
"Not you again." Naruto said to himself.
'If you kiss her in the right setting you can give her a pactio.'
"I'd rather not pissed off the dean thank you."
'We'll see.'
'Damn idiot fox.'
"Oh, Naruto-sensei, have you've seen Negi-sensei or Asuna? I can't find them anywhere." Ayaka, Negi's fan club leader. Naruto didn't like fan clubs but this class was ok. And Naruto had gotten an evil idea.
"Yeah, Asuna was looking for Negi as well, she and Konoka are with him there." He pointed to the changing room.
Ayaka sweat drop. "ASUNA! KONOKA!" Ayaka charged with the vengeance. And soon she was in a shouting match with Asuna. Konoka and Negi were off to the side. With Kamo having a bandage on his head. Thanks to Asuna.
"Well, those two haven't changed." Konoka said while looking at the scene.
"Sorry, Ayaka was looking for you guys, and I point your direction, I didn't know you guys were uh..."
"It's ok Naruto." She said smiling.
"How about I make it up to you tomorrow?"
(At Chibipire Palace of DOOM)
Naruto had just got home after making a promise to take Konoka out somewhere nice. He notice Eva was reading a book... and not just any book.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOK!" Naruto asked/yelled.
"Takamichi dropped it off. Apparently the dean had made copies and it is going be national tomorrow." Eva said while still reading and swinging her legs back and forth.
"I thought that it'll take longer than that to get it going." Naruto looked surprised.
"Well, whoever the old man got to publish this book really likes it. No I mean really really liked it. So there printing like crazy."
"Great, just great."
"What's the matter?"
"I had thought I'd be on the trip when that book was gonna come out. Not the days before."
"Too bad. Deal with it. Now what till the class hears about this."
"! What are you planning?" Naruto asked accusingly.
"Me?" Eva sounded innocent. "I'm not planning anything." Oh that voice you know she's up to something.
"Yes you are. I know that's look. It's the same look I gave before I did my sexy jutsu for the first time!" He told her.
"?"
"..."
"Sexy jutsu?" She asked.
Naruto grinned.
"SEXY JUTSU!" Poof. "Hey there Eva..." A cute blonde with a cute voice, with long pig tails, naked I might add, with smoke covering her... goods... appeared in front of Eva. Naruko notice that Eva was looking at her chest. "Hehe. You want to touch them? I'll let you..." Naruko toke one of Eva hands and began to move it to her breast.
"AHHHH!" Eva finally getting her senses back backed away and toke her hand with her. "I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!"
"Oooh Eva... I'm so lonely and cold. Can you cuddle with me?"
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"But Eva you have to stop running sometime and then I'll get you."
"I'm not into girls!"
"Then why did you invite me into your home?"
"You're infuriating!"
"Got'cha!"
"No get off me!"
"And now... we can commutate our love."
Outside...
"... Now I know how Takahata felt. I'll come back later." The dean left.
(Next Day)
Naruto had fun teasing Eva. When he pinned her down, he unleashed his fury... of finding tickle points. But he had someone to meet today. And that someone was running down the road now.
"Hey, Naruto!"
"Hey Konoka. You ready?"
"Of course."
"Alright, let's go."
(With the cheerleader trio/spies)
"Isn't that Naruto-sensei and Konoka?" Modoka asked
"Your right. But what are those two doing here?" Shiina asked the next question.
"How about this one Naruto?"
"It looks great! I love it and it'll look wonderful on you." Naruto smiled.
"Oh you." Mini mallet smash.
"You don't think that this is a date!" All three of them yelled.
"Huh?"
"What's the matter Naruto?"
"Oh nothing Konoka, I thought I saw something just a second ago. But come on let's go, we have a lot to do and only so much time to do it." He put his arm around her waist.
"There must an explanation for all this. I mean, Naruto's a teacher!" Misa tried to reason.
"But Naruto-sensei is a flirt. He flirts with everyone in class." Modoka replied. Ending any hope for this to be something else.
"This could be a problem!" Shiina yelled franticly.
"This could be a scandal if anyone finds out!" Modoka yelled just as fanatic.
"What if they started doing... that?" Misa asked.
"That?" The other too looked a little confused.
"You know that."
(Cheerleader trio Fantasy)
"Oh Konoka... you look so beautiful in that dress." Naruto was shirtless and had only black pants on.
Konoka giggled. She was wearing a black strapless dress that stop about to her knees."Why thank you Naruto. It was a nice gift after all. You're so good at picking nice things."
"Why thank you. You were so nice to me when I first got here. I'll do anything to make you happy." Naruto said while his body seemed to glow.
"Anything?"
"Yes anything..."
"Oh Naruto... I can think of a few things..." Konoka had hugged him and then her hand traveled south. And further and further.
"What."
(Cheerleader trio Fantasy bubble popped)
"Konoka lives with Negi and Asuna. While Naruto is said to live with Evangeline and Chachamaru. There's no way for them to do it." Modoka explained. And Misa seemed to think so as well.
"But what if lets them come over... and joins in." Shiina peeped up and everyone went back to the bubble.
(Cheerleader trio Fantasy bubble continued)
"Not here Konoka."
"Then were my love?"
"I know a place." Instant teleport to Eva's cottage.
"Isn't this where Eva lives?"
"Yes here we will be able to commutate our love." They went inside and Eva hugged Naruto.
"I missed you my love."
(Small interruption)
"What! Evangeline is like 10 years old! He wouldn't!" Modoka asked again interrupting the bubble.
"She could be older than she looks... that or Naruto-sensei is into Lolita." Shiina suggested.
(Back to the show)
"Look Eva. Konoka will be joining us today. Is that alright?"
"It's fine with me big brother. I always wanted a big sister." Eva said cutely.
"Now... let's begin." Naruto said with a perverted grin.
(Yet another small interruption)
"What! What about Chachamaru?" Modoka asked.
"Chachamaru works for Evangeline, what if she is told to join in?" Shiina answered Modoka's question.
(Back to the bubble)
"Chacha... come here." Naruto beckoned her over.
Chachamaru appeared in the fantasy in a maid outfit. "Yes... master."
"Oh I like... let's get started now that everyone is here." All of them fell out of the bubble's view.
(Cheerleader trio End Fantasy)
"Every night wild forbidden love!" Shiina yelled blushing.
"She's right! We have to call the authorities." Misa
"No that'll get Naruto fired!" Modoka said stopping her.
"We can't just do nothing! Many girls will be sad now that Naruto's taken." Shiina said while in a cute thinking pose.
"Maybe Naruto-sensei is into polygamy?" Misa offered.
"Polygo what?" Modoka asked.
"It means he'll have more than one wife." Misa answered.
"I doubt it. And besides, I don't think anyone in the class would want to share him. If I didn't have a boyfriend I would be all over him." Modoka said. "Who are you calling!"
(With Asuna and Negi)
Asuna was still sleeping when her phone went off. Negi was in the bed as well. "Huh? Who's calling me now?" Asuna toke the phone and answered it. "Misa? Why are you calling me on my day off?"
"Wake up Asuna! You got to see this!"
"Huh?"
"Look there on the move! Here we'll send yo"
Asuna hung up on them. "I'm going back to sleep." She fell on top of Negi and Kamo was launched out of the bed. Panties in toe.
(Cheerleader trio)
"She hung up." Misa stated flatly.
"Look there on the move." Shiina
"Huh?" Naruto looked behind him.
"Let's let them get a bit farther." Modoka said hiding back behind the wall.
"What's the matter Naruto?"
"Oh nothing."'Were just being followed again. And not by Setsuna this time. Who is it?'
"Oh ok. But are you sure you don't mind." She asked with a shy smile.
"Of course not. I would go anywhere with you Konoka." He said with a grin. "Never forget that. Ok? Besides, your too pretty to let wonder alone. I have to protect you, you know." He said pulling her close to him. And she blushed at the contact.
"Aw how sweet. I wish my boyfriend would say that to me." Modoka say in a jealous way.
They almost looked like they were trying to hold a laugh. But...
"They look so good together!" Misa yelled happily.
"Their progressing so fast!" Modoka was equally as happy if not still jealous.
"I'm so nervous!" Shiina finished their small rant.
"We need to call Asuna. Hopefully she's awake." Misa called Asuna again.
(With Asuna, and Negi)
"NEGI!" Asuna yelled at her current bed mate.
"Um... yes?" Negi was frightened.
"How many time do I have to tell you to not do that!" She knocked him out of her bed. And soon got dressed. Negi was nursing a lump on his head. "Ok Negi time for some OUCH!" Now Asuna was nursing a lump on her head. All thanks to Ayaka.
"I'm not gonna let you do that to Negi-sensei Asuna." She said with a smirk. "One of the perks of being his partner." She smiled as she brought out her card.
"Oh yeah shouta-kon girl." Asuna brought out her own.
"Please girls don't fight!" Negi was waving his hands violently.
The Asuna's phone rang.
"!"
"Huh, Misa? What do you guys want?"
"Asuna I tried to tell you earlier! But Konoka is down here!"
"So."
"With Naruto-sensei! THERE ON A DATE!"
"WHAT!"
"Oh got to go there on the move again." Click.
(Cheerleader trio)
"Aww that's so sweet. Naruto-sensei is such a romantic." Shiina said while Konoka and Naruto were picking out outfits. They all nodded.
"Let's cheer them on!" Shiina was in her cheerleader outfit.
"Yeah!" Misa followed suit
"Together we'll be..." Modoka followed up.
"TRUE LOVE CHEERLEADERS!"
Misa's phone rang. "Yes?"
"STOP THAT FOOLISHNESS RIGHT NOW! DO YOU HEAR ME! DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES MAKE SURE THAT AIRHEAD OF A SENSEI DOESN'T GET ANY CLOSER TO HER YOU HEAR ME!" Asuna yelled into the phone.
"But Asuna we already promised that we'll cheer them on." Shiina's phone rang. And on it was a very scary picture of Asuna.
"You better not screw this up..." Left her warning hanging.
"Were on it..." Misa said frighten to Asuna. With the ability of 'instant cosplay'. Shiina and Misa were dressed like school girls and Modoka... was dressed like a man. Thru out the day Modoka, Shiina, and Misa foiled any attempt that Naruto and Konoka made to buy anything. Konoka was a little sad that they couldn't get anything. And Naruto was annoyed.
'Just 1 day of nothing out of the ordinarily happing. Just 1. But nooooo.' Naruto thought.
"People today are pushy do you think Naruto?"
"Yeah... there are. But that's alright. We planed ahead and we managed to get a few things."
"Your right."
"You look tried Konoka, let's find a nice quiet place to rest."
Those words echoed in the cheerleads head.
"Hurry and get here Asuna!" They all yelled.
(With Asuna Negi and Ayaka)
"I'm surprised Asuna. How would have thought that you'd be jealous of Konoka over a boy." Ayaka said with a smirk.
"I'm not jealous!" Asuna reacted without hesitation.
"Sure you're not." Ayaka smiled.
"Asuna you're jealous of Konoka?" Negi asked.
"NO I'M NOT!" She had frustration tears in her eyes.
Asuna and Ayaka continued to argue over something do trivial... in Negi's case. But he tried to stop it none the less.
(Cheerleader trio)
The cheerleaders were currently watching Naruto and Konoka talking in a 'nice and quiet place'. Naruto and Konoka were talking, after a while Konoka looked tired and just fell asleep on Naruto's shoulder. Naruto let her. And was thinking to himself. About his own training. Eva said there is only 1 more thing to do but she said it could wait for a while. While he recovered his own strength, or something like that. He knew who was following him now, the Cheerleader trio as they are called. He could tell by the voices. He looked back at Konoka. She looked like an angel sleeping like that. Naruto smiled at her.
'I wish I could be with you forever Konoka.' He smiled again. His Namikaze smile if you will. That makes all females from age 14 and up weak in the knees. 'But I get the feeling this is going to end soon. But at least I can do something about your fatigue.' He chanted something under his breath and he and Konoka glowed for a moment.
"Is it just me or did Naruto-sensei and Konoka glow just now?" Modoka asked.
"KOKAKA, NARUTO!"
'Right on time to ruin the moment.' "Oh, Asuna, Ayaka? What are you guys doing here?" Naruto asked. Mean while Konoka woke up from Naruto's shoulder.
"Oh, um Asuna! What are you doing here!" Konoka asked a little fidgety.
"Well, it looks like they figured it out Konoka." Naruto said sheepishly.
"Oh, they did? I was hoping for it to be more of a surprise." Konoka sounded a little disappointed.
"So... you too are really?" Negi was shocked.
"Well, its one day early but that's alright."
Konoka handed Asuna a small box. "Here you go Asuna. For your birthday tomorrow." Konoka was happy.
"And from me, my godfather's book. The Tails of the Gusty Ninja." Naruto handed her his godfather book. Not the first one mined you.
All of the other girls were shocked beyond compare. The Cheerleader trio then started to hand Asuna the things they bought to prevent Naruto and Konoka from getting any closer. Then... they tried to sneak away with their lives.
"By the way Naruto..." Konoka started.
"Yes?"
"When's your birthday?" She asked, really wanting to know.
Naruto had a disappear mark. "Well... you see..."
"GIRLS!" Yelled Ayaka.
'Saved.'
"So, in conclusion they didn't go out on a date."
All hell broke loose. Ayaka was chasing the three cheerleaders around the small courtyard that he and Konoka decided to rest at. And it seems that Konoka forgot about his birthday.
"Alright let's go celebrate Asuna's birthday. Come on girls." Shiina yelled happily.
"Sorry girls, Asuna. I have to take a rain check. I'm needed at the dean's office as soon as I was done here. Celebrate twice as hard for me okay?" Naruto said walking away. He wasn't lying ether. The dean had something important to tell him.
(Much later at the dean's office)
Hey Shizuna-sensei. Is the dean in?" He asked her. Always at the front door.
"Oh, sorry Naruto-sensei he had to go out just a few minutes ago. Urgent business. He said he'll come get you tonight." She said a little surprised. Considering he wasn't there a second ago.
"Alright. I'll be at Chibipire's then." He said like it was an everyday thing.
"?"
"What?"
"Chibipire?"
"Oh yeah right. Chibipire is what I call Eva. She'll learn to like it eventual." He said with a grin. "Got to go." When she blank he was gone. "How does he do that?"
(Chibipire palace of DOOM - resort)
That night Naruto was in the resort training. His clones were training in Ninjutsu. While he himself train in either magic or in use of his Sharingan.
"Kit."
"Not you again."
"Love you too kit."
"What do you want?"
"Get a mirror and I'll explain."
"Stupid fox."
"Hairless ape."
"Pervy Kitsune."
"Stupid monkey."
"Furry fiend."
"Lolita lover."
"Hey, no below the belt."
"Get the damn mirror."
"Alright alright. Damn." Naruto went to find a mirror, only to realize. "There no mirrors here. You damn fox you knew didn't you!"
"Um... No?"
"..."
"..."
"I hate you."
"I know. But you forgot one important thing. Water can be used as a mirror."
"Ohhhhh..."
"Stupid human."
Naruto traveled to the beach part of the resort. And looked in a big puddle. "Ok you damn fox now what?"
"If you're going to call me anything call me Kyuubi."
"No 'damn fox' is what I like to call you and 'damn fox' is what I'm going to continued to call you." Naruto said with a smirk.
"This is your last warning brat, call me Kyuubi... or else."
"Or else what?"
"You must really want to be punished."
"And how are you going to do that?"
"I am in your head genius. I can dooooo... THIS!" Kyuubi flooded Naruto's mind with images... of naked girl... from class... more specific the more... mature... ones. As well as some of the one she knew liked Naruto more than they should.
"STOP STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M SORRY KYUUBI!"
"Good boy. Back to business. Now look in the puddle and activate your Sharingan." Naruto did. He had the regular Sharingan. "Now put more power into it."
"What for?"
"JUST DOOOO IT!"
"Ok ok geez." Naruto did, and was shocked. He had the Mangekyō Sharingan. "How when?"
"When you Itachi for the last time. He gave you some of his power. I'm not sure if he knew or not. But he gave you the Sharingan as a result. I'm sure he only meant for a part of his power, never the Sharingan. Anyway. When you went into that cave a while back, remember..."
"Oh... yeah."
"You were too busy with Sasgay's fight to realize that you had the MangekyōSharingan. I don't know about you kit but no way that kid could beat you up that badly and make it look like nothing. It's only because you held back and were weakened by all of the sound 5 that he even beat you the first time. I don't count that one by the way. Regardless, you have it. Use it. Well, not right now. You also have the power of Susanoo. But don't use it like a toy like Sasuke did. He had it for a mouth... I think... before his vision started going bad. Itachi had it for years. Even with my healing powers you'll lose your vision, not go blind, but lose it to the point of not seeing anything past ten feet." Kyuubi finished her ranting.
"You done?"
"Be respectful to your elders."
"Of course... grandma Kyuubi..."
"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!""
Naruto... for once in his life... wish he had manners.
(Chibipire palace of DOOM)
Naruto had just gotten out of the resort. Wishing someone had thought him manners when he was a kid. He was never EVER going to call Kyuubi grandma again. Not even grandma Tsunade got that mad. Sure they throw a boulder the size of one of the heads on the Hokage Mountain at him once, or twice... he lost count. But Kyuubi... being in his head and all... was much worse. But he wasn't thinking about that right now. He was thinking about, he was thinking about the wonderful small coming from the kitchen. It was Ramen. Chachamaru was making ramen. He ran to the kitchen. And sure enough. Chacha was making ramen. But not that instant cup ramen. Noooo. This was the kind of ramen only old man Teuchi can make.
"Oh Chacha. You're making ramen!"
"Um... yes Naruto. Master had me make it tonight." She answered.
"Oh I just knew chibipire loved me." He said with anime tears in his eyes.
"Master it's time." Chachamaru called to her master Eva.
Naruto heard Eva 'run' down the stairs. That was odd. "Oh, good work Chachamaru. Now. Do it!" Eva commanded.
"Yes... Master." Then out of nowhere, Chachamaru blasted the ramen with her lasers in her eyes. The godly amount of ramen greatness that Naruto was looking forward to was now destroyed by his kind hearted cooking goddess. And all of this showed on his face. Utter shock and sadness.
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Naruto said dramatically while crying into Chachamaru's cute skirt. "Oh Chachamaru, why did you do that my precious ramen. Why my cooking goddess oh whyyyy!" Naruto was having a breakdown right now. Chachamaru on the other hand was experiencing something she could not explain. But that train of thought ended when something else above the crying of Naruto was heard. Eva's evil laughter.
"HAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face when Chachamaru blow up the ramen! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Eva's laughter echoed in his head.
'You shouldn't have done that.' Kyuubi made contact with Eva again.
'Why not? It was sunny.'
'Because now the kit has snapped.'
'Huh?'
'There are 5 things you don't mess with when it comes to Naruto. 1: His dream 2: His friends 3: His family 4: His ramen and 5: His ramen.'
'Why is ramen listed twice?'
'You'll see.' Kyuubi giggled a bit.
All of the sudden Eva felt the need to run. For you see Naruto had stopped crying to avenge his food of the gods known as ramen. Currently behind Eva was a shadow figure of Naruto with white eyes. The kind of thing you see right before you die.
"You... had... Chacha... blow... up... my... ramen?" Naruto was so quiet when he said that you know he was pissed.
Eva couldn't answer because she really wanted to run right now.
"I... will... RAVENAGE YOU!"
"No get away!"
"Now get on your knees and start (Table shatters) got it!" Naruto yelled.
"No, I'll never suck your (Window breaks) again in this manner!"
"I'm not given you a choice this time Eva your mine!"
"No!"
"Get back here!"
"Um master if you two keep having (Wood Breaks) then the house will be destroyed." Chacha peeped up trying to settle them down.
"That's it! Resort now!"
"No let me go!"
"No we're going to the resort for some privacy. Now Chacha, me and Eva here will be gone for another 7 or so hours, don't wait up for us."
"Um... yes Naruto."
Repeated sounds of someone beating on someone else were heard.
"I'll get you back for this! I'll (Vase Breaks) you dry you hear me!"
"I don't think so. By the time were done your legs will be sore. Later Chachamaru."
Outside... again.
"So were in agreement. We'll NEVER come here at night." Said the dean.
"Agreed. Tell Naruto tomorrow. Let's give them some privacy. By the way, how do you think Naruto can last so long?" Takahata asked. With a small blush on what he overheard.
"No clue. Oh to be young again." The dean said somewhat in awe.
"How did you two convince me not to say anything?" Shizuna asked.
"Well, to be technical both of them are older than us." The dean replied. The three of them left for the last time.
(The day before the trip)
"Naruto. Narutooooo wake upppp."
"Ummmm 5 more minutes." Naruto said turning in his bed.
Eva got an evil glee in her eyes. She tip toed out of the room. And came back with a bucket of ice cold water. "It's time for... REVENGE!" Eva dumped the water on Naruto. Only for it to bounce off and hit her instead. Once again she was soaked from head to toe. And the look of utter shock on her wet face. Naruto toke this time to wake up.
"Huh? Oh, hey chibipire. Why are you wet? And why is your cloths see thru?"
BAM POW SMACK DING!
Naruto was on the floor. With an Eva sized hand print on his face. A bump and the head. A black eye. And currently nursing his manhood after a devastating Lolita kick by Eva. She walked out to dry off and to get dressed. Smirking at her current master piece.
"I... never... thought... that she... could... kick... so hard..." After... a looooong time Naruto recovered. Even with Kyuubi healing a kick to the jewels tends to take a while. Naruto got up and breakfast was quiet. Very quiet.
"Well thanks Chacha, but I need to go the dean wants' to tell me something important today."
"What could he possible want to tell you?" Eva asked.
"How should I know? Tomorrow is the day of the trip so are you two ready?"
"Yes. I have packed all the things master will need on the trip." Chacha answered Naruto's question.
"Well, anyway. You be good Chibipire. And I'll see you in a bit. Later." Naruto walked out of the house.
"Um... master..."
"What is it Chachamaru?"
"What did Naruto-sensei do to you in the 7 hours that both of you were in the resort?" Chacha was really curious.
Eva blushed as she remembered Naruto using shadow clone jutsu and tickling every weak spot she had. "Nothing."
"Very well master."
(With Naruto)
Naruto was walking down the street heading towards the dean's office. He made it a point now to run. The dean sounded serious when he got the note. But in the mean time. He was remembering how he and the Lolita Twins as he calls them got to prank Kaede. It was funny.
(Flash Back)
Kaede was walking home. A little unnerved about what Naruto said. 'Sleep, walk, eat and bath with one eye open. Which she did. Always had an eye open. She knew that if the twins were getting prank training from Naruto that they will be better at least. Might even be able to get her. She had to be more on guard now. When she turned the corner she saw many trip wires. All of them were clearly visible. But Naruto taught her to look underneath the underneath. She looked again, and saw smaller wires only visible with the sun's help as well as a way to go thru it without hitting any wire. She smiled.
'Better. Much better. But they'll need to try better than that.' She said in her mind. Then she started to jump in between the wires net's holes. Sometimes bouncing off a tree as well. She landed on the other side, 30ft on the other side. She sighed. "Nice try. Nice try in." The ground caved in. and she slid down the woman made tunnel. When the tunnel ended she landed on a belt of an assembly line. When she looked forward, both her eyes were open wide. A few straps kept her for moving out of the way. "Uh-oh." She covered her face to lessen the damage she would receive. She was spirited, washed, painted, and dressed. And on the other side. She had blonde pig tails. As long as her hair would allow. Black whisker marks on her checks. And her outfit... will shippuden orange jumpsuit. And the cheery on top. On the jump suit had a note, with the chibi versions of Naruto and Fuuka and Fumika on it giving the peace sign. The note said.
Kaede Namikaze.
"You know... I wouldn't mind have that as my name."
*Gasp*
She looked up. To see a giggling Fuuka, a blushing Fumika and an embarrassed Naruto.
"What? I wouldn't." She said smiling. "In any case, you guys managed to get me... good I might add. So after the trip I'll up your training." She said smiling again.
"Alright!" They both yelled with excitement. "Thank you Naruto-sensei!" They both ran off.
"Their not going to clean up their mess?"
"Let them celebrate. I already told them I'll clean up."
"Don't you mean your clones?" She smirked.
"But of course." He smiled back.
"By the way. Where did the twins get this?" She pointed to the large machine that... redecorated her.
"Well, funny thing shadow clones. I saw this on a cartoon once. I thought it was funny." As he said that the machine poof into many Naruto clones and they poof as well. Naruto froze.
"What is it sensei?" She looked at him.
"Um... nothing. Well, see you later Kaede. Oh, here's the remover for the dyes in her hair and face." He quickly ran away.
"I wonder what that about?"
Unknown to Kaede, all the memories went back to Naruto. So it was like he felt up Kaede.
(End Flash back)
"If Eva ever found out she'd never let me here the end of it. How could I forget the memories transfer back to me? Or better yet how did it feel like I felt her up when they were machines?"
'I bet it felt good.'
'Shut up baka fox, I don't need your input right now.' Naruto didn't want Kyuubi in on this as it was. Thankfully, he was at the dean's office.
"Is the dean in Miss Shizuna?"
"Yes he is. He's waiting for you now."
"Oh good. Let's see what the old man wants'." Naruto walking in and the dean was doing paper work. Naruto snickered.
"Ah, Naruto. I'm glad you made it. Now then. There are two reasons why I called you here today. 1: can you sign my book." he said holding a little orange book and a black marker.
"Sure..." He toke it and then signed it. "Here you go. Anything else?"
"Well, that was personal, now to the real 2 reasons I called you. 1: Your book has been out for a day or so and it's already THE best seller. Hohohoho."
Naruto sweat drop. 'I should've known.'
"Well, not on to the other reason I called you. It's about the blood test you wanted done." Naruto got quiet, and serious. So did the old man. "Out of respect for you I did not open it. So I don't know ether." The dean handed him a folder with red tape on its opening.
Naruto toke a heavy breath. He toke the folder, and ripped the red tape. He then opened it.
(Unknown location)
An old looking woman was tending her shop. No sun light entered even thro it was day light outside. Black curtains helped with that. She was board, or at least looked it. Two little girls were playing with tarot cards. One had Black hair with black eyes. The other had white hair with white eyes. The girl with black hair was wearing a plain white dress. While the girl with while hair was wearing a plain black dress.
"He's near. He's near. He's here to see the SEER. He's near. He's near. Oh the Kitsukage's finalllllly here." They said in unison and in a sing-song voice.
The women looked at the two girls seriously. "Are you two sure?" She said in an old raspy voice.
"We no lie. We no lie. We may be sly but we no lie." They said in the same tone as before.
"So... it seems my prophecy is finally coming true. We'll then. I'd better get my shop in order for his arrival."
(End)
TFK: -_- yep I'm evil.