TFK: 12 is up. The harem is as follows

Kaede

Konoka

Setsuna

Eva

Chachamaru

Ku Fei

Mana

The following are the girls I can live without. It will be a blind sudden death poll

Chizuru...

Asuna ...

Kazumi ...

Haruna...

Chao...

Zazie...

Sayo ...

I've decided that depending on who loses they will receive a packed at least. Now I'm not sure if there will be 1, 2, or 3 girls from the poll that will make it. Only time will tell.

219 votes as of now maybe more. It's almost over in my view. After Kyoto it's over.

Some has asked to enter Kyuubi into the harem. I didn't think of that. But I'll consider it. If others ask as well. Now so far I've had a few people not to add at all and some say not bi. Other if not more say add and make her bi. So I'll say this, I'll decide on this one. And it will be made clear after the Kyoto trip. Alright with everyone?

I'll get into Negi development during and after the trip.

One more thing by the looks of it I know whose going to lose, but it's still close on who's going to win. So I've only been setting up the girls that might win.

On with the story.

The Kyoto Trip Day 1

The Arrival

Naruto opened the folder.

"Please keep in mind Naruto that it has been 10,000 years." The dean told Naruto. "Even if you had a descendant, it would near impossible to find out. But I got the best person to do these test. So if anyone can find a descendant it would be her." The dean finished.

"I see." Naruto was looking at the results. It had a list of names of class 3-A and a + or - next to their name. Meaning his many great grandchildren or not. All 31 negatives. Naruto was saddened by that. "So... no one huh?"

"I guess not."

"!"

"What is it Naruto?" The dean saw something in his eyes. Like he had thought of a brilliant idea.

"Oh. Nothing old man. I just need to get ready for the trip tomorrow. Thanks for everything." He waved as he left.

"I'm sorry Naruto. I really wished that I could help." The dean looked a little depressed. "It must really be hard, being all alone, and still smile like that." Konoe gazed outside. "Humm? I wonder if he... of course he would." He had a smile.

Later that night, Naruto broke into the medical part of the school. Took the blood samples from Class 3A and disappeared in a yellow flash before anyone could get there. He went into a clearing.

"Summoning jutsu!"

*Poof*

"Huh? Who the hell summoned me!"

"I did. Naruto Namikaze."

"Holy crap! Brother!" Gamakichi looked at Naruto with utter shock.

"Hey Gamakichi." Naruto said with a smile.

"Brother!" Gamakichi jump on Naruto pushing him back a bit.

"Yeah I missed you too. Hey look, I need you to reverse summon me to the Toad mountains. Okay?"

"Sure, ma and pa are gonna flip." And in a poof of smoke they both were gone.

(Toad Mountain) (AN don't know real name)

Both Naruto and Gamakichi were summoned right in front of Ma and Pa's home.

"Hey, Ma Pa guess whose back?" Gamakichi yelled as he and Naruto entered.

When both of them saw Naruto first they froze, then almost had a heart attack. Then reacted like any old toad would after seeing someone from the dead return to life.

"Naruto-boy. It's been awhile." Pa toad said happily.

"Naruto! Let me cook you dinner!" Ma yelled with tears in her eyes.

"Sorry ma. Maybe next time, but I've come to ask a favor if that's alright?"

"Sure, what do you need Naruto-boy?" Pa asked.

Naruto unsealed the blood he stole from the school. "I want you to do a blood test, to see if any of these are a match with me. Basically to see if one of them is my grandchild." Naruto looked a little embarrassed.

"Hum? It will take a while. But I can get the slugs to help. By the way Naruto here." Pa handed him a scroll.

"What's this?" He asked.

"It's the summon contract for the slugs. After you had died Tsunade gave the contract to her last apprentice Hinata, who signed it. Take a look." He did, he saw her name 'Hinata Namikaze' and the name was blackened. This meant she was dead. He looked sad, tears leaked from his eyes. He whipped them away as Pa toad continued. "Since she was your wife and the line has been lost, it falls to you to find someone to continue the slug and toad contracts." He finished.

"What? You guys want me to find someone to replace me and Hinata?" He asked sad at the fact Hinata is dead. He put the thoughts about her away for now.

"Yes, if there is a descendent among all of this then you found your replacement, should you feel the need to train this person or ... you die." He said the last part solemnly. "As for the slug contract, Kitsuyu girl left it in your hands to find someone worth of using her contract. Make sure that there into healing thou. That's the slug primary forte."

"Right. Alright, you think you can handle doing the test old toad?"

Tick mark. "Hehe. You haven't changed even after all this time. Yes we can handle it. You just get going we'll handle it." Pa said amused.

"Right, thanks pa." Naruto disappeared.

"Hehe, Naruto-boy hasn't changed. HAHAHA!"

"Pa? What's so funny?" Ma asked.

"We'll Naruto-boy hasn't changed." Pa repeated.

"Yeah. So."

"He hasn't changed." Pa quoted 'hasn't.

"Ohhhhhh." Ma understood now.

(Day of Kyoto trip)

Naruto Eva and Chachamaru were looking for the train.

"Now let's see, it was a right turn after the first gate. Or was it the second? Crap I can't find it." Naruto was looking at the paper where it said to meet the rest of the class for the trip.

"You're telling me we're lost!"

"No..."

"Um, Master..."

"How can a teacher not know where to go! Idiot!" Eva was made.

"Hey, give me a break. I've never been to this train station. Okay, What about you? You've been here for 15 years and you don't know where this gate is?"

"Um. Master Naruto-sensei..."

"I don't come here. It just reminded me of places I can't go anymore." She said in a somewhat depressed tone.

"Oh right... my bad."

"Master Naruto-sensei the train is right there." Chacha pointed to the train that was less than 20 feet from them.

"..."

"..."

"Oh?" Naruto said dumbly.

"Moron." Eva said flatly.

"Well, enough delay, let's get going." He said dragging both Eva and Chachamaru to the train. Seeing Negi, a few other teachers and a few other students. Naruto appeared next to Negi before he even knew he was there. "Yo, Negi was up? You excited as I am?"

"Oh, Naruto-sensei? Yes I am an AHHH!" Negi screamed a bit when he noticed not only 'who' he was talking to, but also that Eva and her partner Chachamaru were behind him. "Evangeline! Chachamaru! What are you two doing here!" Negi yelled in full panic attack mode, while reaching for his staff.

"What does it look like...boya... I'm here for the trip." She said smirking at the 10 year old.

"Bu-bu-but the seal?" Negi was having an overload. His eyes were even spinning.

"Oh? That old thing? You should know that someone of my power could never hold forever... boya... That seal is a thing of the past." She eyed him. And it gave him the creeps.

"Now, now Eva-Lolita. Let's not scare the kid. You said you're going to be a good little girl. Riiiight?" Naruto said ruffling her hair.

"Hump. Anyway... boya... I'm not here to drain any energy from you. I'm just here to relax. Let's go Chachamaru before the rest of my dinn... I mean my classmates get on. Bye bye...boya..." Eva left to get on the train.

"Now...Negi." Naruto was eyeing Negi now. "The way she was calling you 'boya'. You two are not in a relationship that is interoperate... are you?" Naruto knew better but it was fun to tease him about it.

"What! No!" Negi was on the verge of passing out.

"Don't worry Negi, I'm only playing. I know your and Eva-Lolita are not into each other. Well, see you on the train. Let me know if you need help." Naruto grinned and got on the train, waiting for the kid to snap out of it. Truthfully, only 1 thought was going thru both their head.

'Eva-Lolita?'

Kamo was damn near laughing. Eva-Lolita. If she couldn't kill he would have toyed with her on that one. A later on Negi went on the train and waited for the rest of the class to come.

"Naruto-sensei can yo... OW!"

"No sensei." Naruto said flatly.

"Oh, sorry I forgot." Negi said somewhat embarrassed. "But can you check off the students that come?" Negi handed him a clipboard.

"Sure no problem." Naruto toke the clipboard.

Soon Class 3-A came in 1 group at a time. First were the cheerleader trio and the prank twins.

"No far, you got to play with sensei?" Fumika yelled somewhat jealous.

Naruto leaned in to Negi. "Played with sensei?"

"It's not like that. It was the birthday party!" Negi said defending himself.

"Oh, okay." Naruto checked them off. Next up was Kaede, Fei Ku, Cho, and 3 others he didn't know all too well. Hakase, Yotsuba, and Kasuga. Naruto checked them off. Next up was Ayaka, and her group. Consisting of Asakura, Hasegawa, Nanba and Muraue.

"Negi-sensei I've rented the entire green carriage so we can take our time and relax there. Just the two of us of course." Ayaka was in the process of kiddna... I mean dragging Negi there.

"Hey, Ayaka try to keep the illegal child seduction to a minimum before lunch ok!" Someone yelled.

"Sorry class-rep, But young Negi still needs to do his job before he can relax." Naruto said saving the kid's childhood. But none-the-less marks them off. Next group had a familiar face. It had Mana in it. And she again gave him a dirty look. She can give a mean scowl. Naruto shivered a bit. Mainly because any male knows that a women can make even the gods of man shiver in fear. This group he knew, well most of them. He knew Makie, Ako, Mana, of course and Yuuna. But the last one he wasn't familiar with, she was Akira.

"Hey Negi wanna come play with us on free active day!" Makie almost yelled.

"Sorry Makie, but Negi-sensei is busy right now." Naruto said butting in. Before Negi would have to make a premature decision. He looked at Ako with concern. She looked sick. "Ako, are you alright? You look sick." Naruto put his hand on her forehead feeling for a temperature. Ako blushed at the contact.

"Uh no Sensei, I just get mention sickness." She said stuttering. "But I feel better now." She really did.

"Well, that's good." He said smiling.

'You're no Tsunade. But that will do for the ride there.'

'Oh quiet you. I'm trying to think.'

'First time for everything.'

'I heard that.'

Next up was Asuna and her group consisting of Konoka, Yue, Nodoka, and Haruna. Naruto saw Haruna talking to Nodoka, while Nodoka was blushing like no tomorrow.

"You eat well Negi?" Asuna asked.

"Asuna. For not liking kids you sure act like an overly protective big sister." Naruto spoke up with a grin.

"Oh shut up." She said annoyed.

"Asuna! Treat Naruto-sensei with respect." Ayaka scolded.

"That's alright class-rep. I use to call the leader of my old village old man all the time." Naruto told her as they moved on. Negi was counting on his fingers when Naruto told him what's up. "Hey, Negi, were missing a group."

"You're right. Were missing..."

"Negi-sensei. Naruto-sensei, I'm meant to be the leader of group 6, but since Evangeline and Chachamaru are absent..."

"Eva-Lolita and Chacha are already here." Naruto spoke up. Kamo was trying to hold in a laugh. "But then again, the dean said that Eva is my respawnsableity so she needs to stick next to me for the trip, so I'll be taking care of this group Negi. But its short a member." Negi understood what Naruto was getting at. "Your right, I'll just have to..."

"I'll switch to this group Negi-sensei if you don't mind." Everyone looked at Kaede. "My group has 6 members anyway." Everyone nodded.

"Alright, Kaede with switch to group 6." Negi stated.

Everyone walked in. "Kaede, any particular reason why you joined this group?" Naruto asked knowing the answer.

"No particular reason no." She smiled at him.

"Riight." Naruto looked at her. She was lying. And they both knew it.

After everyone was situated the train started moving. After of course the oh so funny Box lunch and Negi incident. Right when he told every to be careful he himself gets hit.

'That kid is just asking for trouble.' Naruto said in his mind.

'Like you were any better'.

'In my defense I have a giant 9-tailed fox in my gut to prevent me from getting any serious injuries.'

'Maybe, but you still got your far share of wounds...'

'...'

'Let's leave it at that.'

'Agreed.'

Naruto was walking around and notice that 6 of the girls were playing a card game. "Hey, girls, what'cha playing?"

"Oh, Naruto-sensei. It's a trading card game called Magic. It's really popular." Yuuna explained.

"Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Are you any good?" He asked with a smirk.

"Any good? Watch this. Now Haruna it's over now I play my Spell of Flames card for 5 points." Yuuna was smirking at her victory.

"Ahhh, you got me. I'm dead." Haruna said. "Darn and I was killing you slowly with my horrible Frog perdition card too." Haruna was reaching in her pack.

"See that sensei? I am the best!" She said excitingly with her fist in the air.

"Well, now. Let's see if you can beat my deck. I happen to get one yesterday to see what was all the buzz about it. You game?" Naruto was smirking. And Yunna blushed.

"Oh yeah I'm game. So, what's the stakes?" Yuuna was confident.

"What do you want?" Naruto asked.

"How about... a favor?" She asked with a sly grin.

"Sure, same goes for you should I win."

"Avenged me sensei." Haruna said in Naruto's corner.

"You're on. Let's battle."

3 minutes later.

"And now my Sliver Overlord attacks with a power of 30. That's game Yuuna." Naruto smirked.

"Ah man, your too good sensei. I was no match." Yunna face palmed herself when Naruto wiped out all of her life points with 1 attack.

"Wow, Naruto-sensei. You must be a genius. To beat Yuuna and you've only had 1 day to learn it." Ako said from behind Yuuna.

"Well, I owe you a favor Naruto-sensei. And I'll make good on it." Yuuna said a little depressed.

"Oh sensei you did it!" Haruna hugged Naruto. "I'm so happy I was avenged." Haruna said dramatically.

"Since you managed to win and balanced out my dept I think you deserve a chocolate." Haruna reached into her bag again. Brought out her chocolate box, and there was a frog.

"KYAAAAH!"

Frog's appeared out of nowhere and everywhere. Frofs Frogs Frogs as far as the eys could see.

"Crap." Naruto hid somewhere. "Summoning jutsu." Naruto whispered.

"Huh? Brother? What's up?" Naruto summoned Gamakichi in his smaller form.

"Hey Gamakichi. Here's 5 chocolates, teach those frogs whose top toad around here." Naruto tossed the 5 chocolates to Gama. And he used his tongue to get them all.

"Hey no problem brother." Gama hopped into the fray of frogs. "Now, who wants some?" He jumped on top of a frog almost flattening it."Come on, who wants a beaten?" And what Naruto saw would forever go in the category of hilarious. Gama was tossing, punching, landing, and beating on the frogs. After about 2 minutes of this Gamakichi was on top of a frog mountain. Full of in pain frogs. Unknown to Naruto, Asuna, Ayaka, and Negi saw this and sweat drop. Gamakichi had a nice big smirk on his face. By this time all of the frog, or at least most of them were rounded up.

"Now Gamakichi, can you take these guys with you or something?"

"Yeah sure no problem kid. I needed the workout anyway. Later." And in a poof of smoke all of the frogs were gone. "Glad that's over with." Naruto saw Negi run right pasted him. "What's up with him? Whatever." A while pasted and they finally arrived at Kyoto. Naruto saw that Negi was looking at Setsuna with a little concern. Not the type of fear for them. But fearing them. 'Great, what now?' Everyone posed for the picture but Eva and Chacha. Chacha didn't know what to pose and Eva couldn't care less. Naruto was standing next to Eva in the front row, she looked annoyed. Chacha next to him on his left. They were next to Shizuna. The group went to the first of the many sits they will see.

"Wow look at that."

"I know."

Naruto heard all sorts of chatter from the girls. He saw their happy faces. And had a flash back of his friends, and the life that he had all but forgotten. 'Come on Naruto. Get it together. They lived on long after you. They were happy. Move on." One face kept on coming back to him. Hinata's face. The love that her eyes held. And the similar face to Nodoka. He really hoped that old man toad sage pa would find out if he had a mega great grandchild. At least... he wouldn't be alone anymore. Family wise.

'Your an idiot.'

'Not now Kyuubi.'

'Hump. Whatever.'

"Damn that fox is annoying."

"You say something Naruto-sensei?" Naruto looked up to see Kaede.

"Uh, no I didn't say anything." He said with a smile.

"Come on, everyone went on without us." Kaede dragged him to wear the rest of the girls were.

(Scene change the love rock)

"So let's see if I got this right. If you go from here..." Naruto pointed at the first rock. "To there..." He pointed at the second rock.

"Yep, that's it sensei." Yue spoke up.

"As class president, I'll go first."

"Hey, that's not fair, I'm going to." Makie spoke up.

"M-me too." Stuttered out.

"Ready... set and go." Yue was the unofficial ref.

Naruto watched as the three girls were walking to the other rock. Nodoka went head first into a wall while the other two were still in it. Naruto could feel Ayaka using some kind of energy. And then she was rushing to the rock. Naruto saw that Makie had opened her eyes to keep up.

"You know, why didn't you try chibipire?" Naruto asked, using his new favorite nickname for her.

Tick mark. "I'm not into love." Was her only reply.

"Right, yeah sure I buy that. And your play time with Negi the other day. You were going easy on him the entire time. I was jealous." Naruto said with mock sadness.

BAM

Naruto was on the floor with a nice sized bump. "Don't be stupid."

"KYAAAAH!"

Naruto looked up. He saw that Makie and Ayaka both fell into a hole. Full of frogs.

"Great... you better go help those girls before they get eaten. Not that I care." Eva said very annoyed. Although, she's always annoyed.

"Right, right." Naruto along with Negi and Asuna helped them both out of the frog pit. Naruto notice that Nodoka made it. He smiled. He walked over as Yue, Konoka, and Haruna were clapping for her. "You made it. Congratulation Nodoka." He smiled down at her. And of course she got nervous and blushed.

"Um... Thank you Sensei." She bowed a bit.

"No need to bow all the time Nodoka. It's respectful and all, but you don't need to bow when someone gives you a complement." Naruto brushed a few strands of hair out of Nodoka's face. "You should also show your eyes more. You look prettier that way." Naruto did his grin and walked away. Leaving the girl in a stuttering mess.

"You see, even Naruto-sensei thinks you're cute. You need to show more face." Haruna said while remolding Nodoka's hair.

"Humm?" Yue was looking at Naruto's back. Thinking about something.

"What's the matter Yue?" Konoka asked.

"There's something strange about Naruto-sensei." Yue said to her. "He just seems... off to me." She finished.

"What do you mean?" Konoka looked in interested on what Yue might say.

"Oh, nothing. Forget I said anything." Yue was still thinking.

The library group was walking back to the main group. Yue was thinking. Haruna was thinking of new ways to get Nodoka out of her shell. Konoka was somewhat clueless. And Nodoka was blushing all the while. They all made it to the next destination. Naruto notice that he was receiving looks from Negi, but not just him. Negi was looking at Setsuna as well.

'What's this kid's problem? The way he looks at me you'd think I was on his enemies list. I wonder what gave him that idea.' Eva sneezed.

"Bless you master." Chachamaru said to her reading up on that by chance.

"Hump. Someone must be talking about me." She stated.

They finally made it to the next shine. The 3 fountains of life. Or something like that.

"Yue! Yue! Which one is which!" One of the girl's asked.

"Fright right to left. They are Health, Career and School, and Marriage." She said pointing at the right springs.

"THE ONE ON THE LEFT! THE ONE ON THE LEFT!" Pretty much the entire class wanted to drink from the marriage spring.

"I want some too!"

"Hey, everyone should form a line!" Class rep said, all the while getting some herself.

"Well, all these girls seem to want to marry young. Don't you think chibipire?" Naruto said looking at the annoyed vampire.

With an annoyed blush. "Stop calling me that!"

"Umm, how bout, no." He said smiling. He remembered what it was like in the academy. All the girls ever thought of was boys, boys, boys, boys. All of them... "But Hinata." He said to himself. "What I wouldn't give to fix the mistakes of the past." He said to himself. But Eva's vampire hearing heard it.

"Who's Hinata?" She asked.

"No one you need to know of." He said solemnly and with a sad look on his face.

With Negi. "Huh? Where's Setsuna?"

"Brother this looks bad!" Kamo shouted from Negi's shoulder. Negi looked at what Kamo was worried about. And then joined in the worrying. You see, all the girls who dinked from the marriage spring were not drunk. Naruto looked on amused. Then he saw something ne never expected. Eva toke a big jug and was filling it with the 'marriage' water. Then Chachamaru came down with the small barrel full of the stuff.

"Hump. Light weights." She said drinking a bit before putting the cap on.

"Chibipire, what are you doing?" Naruto walked up to her.

"What does it look like? I'm not going to pass up the chance to get free sake. I'll be damned before that happens. Here Chachamaru." Eva handed the jug to Chacha to carry.

"That's not very nice. Leaving Chacha to carry your things for you. Right Chibizero?"

"What happened to 'Chachachibi'? The doll asked.

"I think Chibizero sounds better. Don't you Chibipire?" He was giving his grin again.

"GRRR! I... Hate... You!" She said in an angry but cute face.

Naruto walked up to the downed group who were drunk off their ass. Off to the side were Negi and Asuna who were lying to two senseis and a very comical Yue who was slapping Ayaka silly.

"Class president please wake up! If they find out, they're going to cancel the trip and suspend everyone!" Yue was still slapping a drunken Ayaka. Much to Eva's Chibizero's and Naruto amusement.

"Um, what's the matter Negi-sensei?" Shizuna appeared on the scene. And that was bad for Negi.

"NOT A THING!" Negi yelled.

"Everything's fine Shizuna-sensei." Naruto to the rescue. Naruto flicked his fingers in front of her face. "The girls are just tired from the long journey here. All they need is rest." Naruto explained with his normal smile.

(Arashiyama)

"So, how's you first day away from Mahora in 15 plus years Eva?" Naruto asked a somewhat less annoyed and more blushing Eva. Who had dug into her new 'stash' of sake.

"Well, it's at least betterrrr then beeing at Ma-ma-maHORa." She toke anther 'sip' of 'water'.

"Are you drunk?" He asked somewhat concerned.

"OOFfff course nooot. I'm- I'm not like thoose light weights kids." She toke another sip.

"I'm afraid that Masters tolerance to Sake and other such beverages has fallen at an alarming rate." Chacha stated.

"Hey Chacha... do you mind if you record this? I want it stashed under 'Namikaze Blackmail'"

"Understood, now recording." She said while her eyes changed a little.

"Good. I want you to record her every movements for as long as she is drunk. Whether it is here or anywhere else. Is that clear?" He said smirking. Blackmail on Chibipire, what an amazing concept.

"Very well Naruto-sensei. May I asked why you want Blackmail on master?" Chachamaru asked never turning away.

"You may, and I'll answer. Just in case Chibipire gets out of hand, I need some leverage. But thanks Chacha, you're a life savior. Chibizero, why don't you keep Chibipire company. In fact, why don't you talk about all the embarrassing things that has happened over the years." He was smirking like a made man.

"You got it blonde. Hey master remember the time when..." Chibizero was talking about all the times when Eva was making a fool of herself. Not including this time of course.

Naruto was laughing his ass off. Oh the look on Eva's face when she sober up will be worth the wait. Naruto was walking to find Negi. He knew that the sake at the waterfall thingy was not natural. And knowing Negi he would be talking about it out in the open. He was walking when he turned the corner and saw Negi with Asuna and the hairless rat called an ermine.

"Look! Look! There's 'Kyoto' written on the class roll!" He heard Negi yell.

"She's from Kyoto after all!" Kamo toke the roll from Negi and was reading it himself.

"Eeeeh, that means..."

"There's no doubt about it! She's an assassin from the Kansai Magic Association!" Kamo yelled at the top of his smoker lungs.

"Ehh? You really think so?" Asuna asked dumbfounded.

'Jumping to conclusions before finding out the facts... I may not know Setsuna's past but one things for damn sure. She'll kill and castrate anyone that tries to harm Konoka. Why, I'm not 100% sure. But I know she's no enemy.' Naruto thought as he was watching the three talk. 'Might as well take a bath.'

(Bath)

"Ahhh... this is the life." Naruto sighed as he was relaxing in the hot spring. "All your troubles just seem to wash away.

"You know brother. You're going to have to deal with Setsuna sooner or later." Naruto heard Kamo's voice.

"I know, but... she's my student."

"So was Evangeline but that didn't stop her from attacking you. Speaking of witch, we have to watch out for her and that Naruto guy." Naruto listened intently. "I mean based on what Evangeline said, that Naruto is more powerful than her..." 'I am? I didn't know that?' "... And you only beat her on time. Negi I hate to say it, but we're royally screwed at this point." Kamo sounded defeated.

'That rat's cheerleading skills need work. I just thought of something.' Naruto smiled.

"Oh, what a day." Negi sighed.

"You can say that again." Naruto made himself known.

"KYAAAH!" Negi freaked out. "What are you doing here!" Negi asked regaining some of his composure.

"I'm a teacher aren't I? I'm here for a bath Negi." Naruto sounded annoyed, but was really just messing with the kid.

"Oh... right sorry Naruto-sensei."

Head Flick.

"Sorry, forgot." Negi was rubbing his head.

"Try not to."

"Negi, asked him about why Eva was allowed to come."

"Um, Naruto, why was Eva allowed to come on the trip? I was under the impression that she was unable to come." Negi asked.

"Oh, that. Well, I convinced the dean to let her come us. But I have to be right next to her at all times. Minus now and when she uses the bathroom of course." Naruto explained as if magic didn't exist. He knew that the kid was worried about the seal. How did she get free from it? "Say, Negi, I have a question."

"Um, sure Naruto." Negi was nervous.

Naruto smiled lightly. Messing with this kid is funnier than trying to pull pranks. Well, almost. "I heard you talking to someone before, who was it? Not your girlfriend I hope." Naruto said teasingly.

"WHAT!" Negi was blushing.

The door slid open. Ending any form of questioning from Naruto.

"Do you think it's another teacher?" Negi asked as boy boys peeked over the rock.

"Maybe. It could be Shizuna...not likely. With your and my luck kid. It's a naked girl.'" Perverted giggle. One witch Kamo knew all too well. As the mist from the steam cleared both boys could clearly see Setsuna...naked... splashing some water on her naked form.

"What is she doing here? Isn't there separate entrances for men and women?" Negi whispered

"Its call mixed bathing Negi. Get use to it." Naruto was still looking with a little blood coming down his nose and a blush.

"Hey, stop peeking Naruto." Negi whispered to him, but more directed at both Naruto and Kamo.

"We were here first so if anything she's peeking on us." Naruto said and hastily Kamo nodded in agreement. Naruto saw that Negi was swimming away to 'safety' 'This should be good.'

"Phew."

Both boys were looking at her.

"How troublesome..." 'Definitely Shikamaru's descendant. I hope to kami she's not.' "...If Negi-sensei is indeed a mage. I should take some action but, there still Naruto-sensei as well. I don't know anything about him." Setsuna said to herself.

Negi freaked out. While Naruto shuck his head in disappointment. 'Lesson 1 Setsuna: When you're alone, you're never alone.' Naruto said in his mind.

"WHO'S THERE!"

"!"Did she notice me or Negi?' Naruto got his answer when Setsuna cut a rock next to Negi. 'Not bad.'

Negi countered. "Frans Exclamatio!" Setsuna's sword was expelled from her hand. Setsuna just smirked. 'Alright, time to interfere. Because I think I know what Setsuna's gonna to next.' Just before Setsuna grabbed Negi by the throat Naruto switch with him.

"Who are You! Tell me now or I'll crush your balls!" Setsuna told her 'captive'.

Naruto just smiled. "Well, you do have a firm grip. Soft hands too."

"Uh... Naruto-sensei?" Setsuna was blushing.

"At your service." Naruto said as the mist cleared enough for Setsuna to see who she was... holding... Kamo was grinning at the face Naruto was making. Like he was enjoying the little...'bonding'... with him and his student.

"AHH, I'm sorry, it's just... aiming for a vital parts is just a basic theory and... with such a big ta WOAH!" Setsuna slap her hands over her mouth and inhaled. No one but Naruto notice that the hand she used to grope him was the same hand that covered her mouth and nose when she inhaled.

"I knew it! You're an assassin for the enemy!" Kamo yelled on top of Negi, unsure how he and Negi got switched.

"I knew you were a talking rat." Naruto said pointing and Kamo's head from behind.

"I'M NO RAT! I'M AN ERMINE!" Kamo paled as he just realized who he was yelling at.

"Na-na-Naruto... uh... um."

"Don't bother trying to hide it, I knew about magic since I got to Mahora. Ask Setsuna, she's..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all heard Konoka scream.

'Here we go.' Naruto made himself scares. Not wanting to fight for Negi, he'll step in if needed. But he still watched. He watched as a bunch of monkeys were stripping Konoka and Asuna. Naruto sweat drop. 'Either Erma got perverted over the years, or those monkeys are fake.' Naruto watched the monkeys finally toke the little bit of cloth that separated his eye's from Konoka's body. His nose almost launched him to the moon but it didn't. He was in control. Somewhat. He watched as Negi was concerned for the health of the perverted monkeys and tried to stop Setsuna from cutting them up into little pieces. Then as one of the monkeys toke Setsuna's towel from her and both her and Negi tripped. Both of them landed in a very compromising position. Then Naruto was hit by something. Not an object, but an idea. Animal cloths stealers. Animals that take the cloths off young women until they lay as naked as the day they were born. 'What animal should they be? Not monkeys that's for sure, Foxes will do until I think of something better. Thank you Negi...' Perverted giggle.

"Hey you two, those monkeys are taking Konoka away." Asuna told the blushing duo.

"WHAT!"

"Konoka!" Setsuna charged after them.

It didn't take long before the little paper monkeys were nothing more than tissue paper. 'Not bad at all Setsuna. I think just about everything is trying to remind me of my old teammate. I'm sorry... Sakura.' Naruto notice two more things. One a person left the hot springs angry. And two, Setsuna blushed and ran away, leaving a sad Konoka, and a confused Asuna and Negi. 'It looks like there are some issues I need to iron out with Setsuna. I wonder what's up with that girl? She wants to protect Konoka but leaves her not a minute after an attack. What happened between her and Konoka?' Naruto thought was interrupted when he overheard the story of when Setsuna and Konoka first became friends. He was sad, but now it made since to Naruto why Setsuna was the way she was. But then...

"It was like I did something wrong... Setsuna wouldn't talk to me like she did before..." Konoka had a few tears in her eyes. That infuriated Naruto to no end. Konoka and tears went together like Orochimaru and little girls. NEVER HAPPENS. Naruto was going to have a 'talk' with Setsuna. Somewhere in the hotel Setsuna had a chill down her spine. Naruto left a clone with Konoka to protect her, or at least keep an eye on her. And he went hunt... I mean searching for Setsuna. It didn't take long to find her. She was in the main room placing seal, or what looked like seals above the door. "Setsuna..." Setsuna froze. The tone that Naruto was using was not his happy go lucky tone that his know for. Or his playful tone he uses when in P.E./I.T. class. This was a serious tone. And it scared her.

"Ye-Yes sensei?"

"Come with me, we need to talk." He motioned for her to follow him.

"Yes sensei."

They walked over to some chairs he made some clones to make sure one, 'aware', came around. "Now, I heard something very interesting just a few moments ago. You want to know what I heard?" Naruto looked at her, and saw that it made her uneasy. He smiled inwardly. She stayed silent. "I heard the story of you and Konoka." Setsuna's eyes widened. "That's right. I heard the story of how you and her first meet, how you became friends, and how you abandon her." He said the last part coldly.

She looked sternly at him. "I have not abandoned her. I protect her." He saw in her eyes that she did. But...

"Maybe..."

"Maybe?"

"Yes, but we both know you abandoned her." He countered.

"What? I didn't abandon her!"

"Bull. Your self imposed mission it to protect her yes?"

"That's right. I protect Konoka. And I'll continue to protect her."

"You have failed..." Naruto shuck his head in disappointment.

"What are you talking about?" She looked confused.

Naruto made a clone and had it transform into Konoka, as she told her story. The look on the Konoka clones face was that of utter sadness. "This is what Konoka looked like when she was telling her story. That sad face is one that you cased Setsuna. It's your fault that she is sad."

"But but..."

"But nothing Setsuna. You failed your duty to protect her since you started. "Naruto's words were scolding and true."Setsuna... anyone can protect Konoka. You knew it, I knew it. But, only a chosen person can truly protect her. Not just her body, but also her heart." Naruto eyed Setsuna carefully. Setsuna looked down. "If you truly want to protect her. You know what you have to do. I'll leave it to you to make your choice. I hope... for Konoka's sake and yours... you make the right one. I'll see you later." Naruto got up and left. Passing Negi and Asuna on the way. The three of them exchanged looks. After a little walk he passed by Kaede. "Yo Kaede what's up?"

"Oh nothing Sensei. Just wondering if Negi-sensei will be alright." He said in her usual tone.

"He'll be fine. You can count on his partner Asuna and Ayaka. Although Ayaka might be..."

"Someone say my name?"

"Kyaaah. Um, Hi Ayaka. Shouldn't you still be out because of the sake incident?" Naruto asked her, she looked a little tipsy, but otherwise alright.

"Aside from a headache I'm alright." She said rubbing her head.

'Mush have gained some resistance because of Negi, that plus my small healing I gave her.'"That's good. Head over to the lobby, Negi should fill you in on the details of this trip. It's not a walk in the park for people like us." Naruto said pointing in the lobby's direction.

"Okay, thank you Naruto-sensei." She bowed a bit.

"No prob."

"As she was walking she turned back a bit."Oh and sensei."

"Yes?"

"I want to thank you. For including me in Negi's secret life." She smiled and bowed lower.

"Not a problem. Negi needs more friends. I was happy to point you in the right direction." He bowed back and left with Kaede. "Kaede, things on this trip will get hairy. So tell Mana about it, all I ask is that you guys look after you groups. And if Mana wants payment then she can talk to me." Naruto told her.

"Are you sure? Mana can get very expensive."

"I'll be fine. I'm coming in to a lot of money soon so unless she wants a million I should be fine." He explained.

"How are you coming into a lot of money sensei? The only way I can think is..." She had a very... unique... smile on her face. A smile that Naruto know all too well.

"I'm a writer." He said dispelling any... interesting... thoughts in her head. "And my books will be a best seller."

"How can you be so sure?"

"Because they were the last time, this time should be any different. I need to get a few things ready. I'll see you later." Naruto walked off. Leaving a somewhat confused Ninja. Naruto did his rounds, a while passed and he saw Setsuna, Yue, and Asuna outside the bathroom door.

"I'm still using it." Came a dead like Konoka voice.

'That doesn't sound right. And not in a perverted way.' Naruto walked up to the group.

"I'm still using it." 'Konoka' said in the same voice.

"Yo, what's up?" He notices Yue about to burst.

"Konoka sounds sick I think?" Asuna told him

"I'm still using it."

"Konoka I have to go." Yue was in massive amount of pain.

"I'll handle this." Naruto walked up to the door. He knocked on it

"I'm still using it."

"Konoka, if you are currently fantasizing about kissing Setsuna in the shower naked and doing other unmentionable things, please say the sentence 'I'm still using it'." Naruto said with a smirk.

"Why you perverted little..."

"I'm still using it."

"WHOA!" Asuna was shocked. And Setsuna was blushing up a storm.

"I knew it." Naruto did a spin kick and kicked open the door. A charm was doing the 'I'm still using it' thing. He looked at Setsuna and they both nodded. Both she and Asuna ran out, Naruto just walked out after he grabbed the seal. Yue was relieved. Naruto ran to find Ayaka. It wasn't long. "Ayaka, follow me to find Negi, Konoka's in trouble. And unless you help, so will Negi." Naruto barley had time to complete his sentence before Ayaka was dragging him out of the building. With Naruto's help Ayaka made it when they got on the train. Naruto followed but stayed out of their way. 'Now Negi. No holds bar. This is a truly life or death situation. Let's see how you improved since Eva fun time a short while back.' Naruto watched as one of the cars's filled up with water. Drowning Setsuna, Asuna, Ayaka and Negi. 'Do I have to interfere already?' Naruto got his answer when Setsuna cut thru the car's wall. The pursuit continued. Following the monkey girl to a set of stairs. A big set of stars.

"You've done well to follow me this far." The monkey women brought out another charm.

'Hum. These 'charm users' are like seal experts. I darn not say masters. There nowhere near master level like me, my mom and dad and the pervy sage. Let's see how they handle this?'

Naruto was watching as the women brought out a massive amount of flames. Simple enough. Negi began to chant his spell.

"Fran Saltatio Bleuerea!" The fire was blown away by Negi's magic. "I won't let you take Konoka. For she is a very precise friend to me and my student." Negi yelled to the girl as he brought out his pactio cards for Asuna and Ayaka. "Activate the contracts for 180 seconds for the disciples of Negi, Asuna Kagurazaka and Ayaka Yukihiro!" Negi's power flowed into both girls. Ayaka giggled a bit. Setsuna was shocked by this.

"Let's go Setsuna. We have a classmate to save." Ayaka told Setsuna.

"Um, right."

"GIVE US BACK KONOKA YOU DAMN MONKEY WOMEN!" Yelled Asuna as all three of the girls charged her. Naruto didn't need to read minds to know what was going thru her mind. A single word... SHIT.

"Asuna, Ayaka I'm going to give you a personal artifact that can only be used by you. Get ready." Negi told his two partners while hold up their cards.

Asuna looked a little shocked "Alright! Give it to me Negi!"

Ayaka smiled "I'll gladly have it Negi-sensei."

Naruto had a perverse giggle. 'You know that sounded a little dirty.'

Negi activated the powers of the items that Asuna and Ayaka would get. And what was marvelous, fantastic, it was amazing... it was a fan and a see thru scarf, will the scarf was big and long. Everyone sweat drop. Even Naruto and the monkey women.

"How in the hell are we suppose to fight like this!" Asuna yelled at her 'partner'.

"Asuna, Ayaka!"

"Right! Whatever, this will have to do! AAAAAA!" Asuna and Setsuna attack the women, but she defended herself with a monkey and what looked like a bear.

"Hump, my little friends are strong yes? Well, I'll just be..." The monkey Asuna attack disappeared.

"Whoa!"

"What?"

"What power."

"I don't know what happened but I'm going to go with it so bring it on teddy!" Asuna looked at the bear and it looked freaked.

"Alright then take this!" The monkey women thru a charm and it turned into a fire ball. Asuna dodged it but it was heading towards Negi.

"NEGI!" Asuna yelled as she realized what she did.

"Negi-sensei!" Ayaka ran to him and covered him. The attack landed and both were engulfed in flames.

"Negi..."

"Negi-sensei..."

"Hah, it seems that the western mages are just a bunch of nobodies." The monkey women gloated.

"Don't count the western mages out just yet." Everyone heard Negi's voice as the fire cleared.

"WHAT!"

"Negi! You're alive!" Asuna was happy, wiping away the few tears that were coming out of her eyes.

"Yes. Thanks to Ayaka's artifact. It seems to have the ability to protect ageist attacks." Negi noted as she saw the scarf protect them from harm.

'Glad that I gave that push.' Naruto said to himself. Naruto watched the fight with his Sharingan as Setsuna was pushed to the brink by a Goth Lolita in a pink dress and two swords. And Asuna was being stripped by the monkeys. 'What is it with Asuna being stripped naked by everything that comes into contact with her?' Naruto shock his head. Then another idea. 'That's genius. The main heroine always being stripped in every chapter. One way or another. Oh man that gold. Thank you Negi.'

"AAAH Crap I forgot about the brat!" Naruto notice that Negi launched an attack of Ms. Monkey fetish. "Konoka you'll be my shield." This brought a tick mark out of Naruto. 'I hate hostage takers. Good or bad guys it's all wrong. Even in the ninja world I hated it. Well, looks like I'm up.' Naruto brought out White Kyuubi's talon as it was called.

"Hehe, I know your type. Your too weak... you'll back off as soon as it looks like the hostage might get slightly injured."

"And I know your type..." A very cold and freighting tone was heard from behind Ms. Monkey Fetish. Everyone turned to see Naruto behind the monkey women. "...You're the type that will do anything to get what they want, they'll use innocents, children, and anyone that has nothing to do with a fight to win. Trust me I know." Naruto was staking her, like the king of predators staking the weakest of prey.

"I still have Konoka, she'll be my shield from you." She held Konoka in front of her as kept him in her sites. He walked around as he charged his white blade. "You honestly think you're going to attack me. I have Konoka..."

Naruto appeared in front of her, he put his left hand on Konoka's shoulder. He pulled back his sword. And trusted right thru Konoka , but someone had Monkey women's back as she was pulled back, and only suffered a cut on her shoulder.

"KONOKA!" Negi's group yelled.

"What have you've done to her?" The monkey woman was holding her shoulder.

"He didn't do anything to her..."

Naruto looked up and he laid done Konoka and used his cloak (AN when he fought pain) as a pillow. He looked at the black cloaked new comer. "And you are?"

"No one you need to concern yourself with... yet."

"What do you mean he didn't do anything to her? He stabbed right thru her!" MW yelled.

"If... you looked at the blade... you'll see that it has little blood on it... only yours."

"What!" MW looked at the sword. It had a small slip of blood on it.

"He used a very ancient technique. A technique that cut's only the guilty... and spares the innocent." The person explained.

Naruto was shocked beyond belief. 'There's no way in hell that he knows my attack. I made it 10,000 years ago. It's... it's not possible..."

"I see that you're confused... well don't be... you know who I am... even if... you don't remember... It's been so long... a very long time..."

"We need to leave." The MW was still bleeding a good amount of blood for such a small wound."

"Right... until we meet again... 6th Hokage..." The person snapped his fingers and both of them vanished.

'Who the hell was that guy? I felt that his power... towers over my own.' Naruto was shocked.

"Konoka!" Asuna, Negi, Ayaka and Setsuna all come to see if Konoka was alright.

Asuna looked at Naruto with anger. "What the hell's the matter with you!"

Next up Setsuna. "You could have got her killed!"

"She was in no more danger than before. I just used Ms. Monkey fetish women's weakness." Kamo laugh his ass off.

"Look, she's waking up." Ayaka pointed out.

While the group was talking to Konoka. Naruto was having trouble remembering that voice. 'I can't remember that man. At least it sounded like a man. ERRR! Who the hell is he!"

"What Setsuna~!" Konoka's voice ended his thoughts of the person he just encountered. Setsuna was running... again. Naruto sighed. 'Well she every learn?'

"SETSUNA~~~!" Asuna yelled out. "We'll look around Nara together tomorrow. That's a promise." Asuna waved to her. Naruto smirked and Negi and Ayaka looked a little shocked.

(Were the bad guys are)

I can't believe that I lost to a bunch of brats!" The Monkey Women was pissed.

"It seems I was right to hire you. Old friend." A small boy with white hair told the hooded man.

"I would have done it for free... just to see him again."

"So you know who he is? Who is he? Is he a western Mage too?"

"No... he is something more... much more..."

"Is he like you?" The white haired boy asked.

"More... or less... he's not exactly like me... but he is... a ninja... but not just any ninja... he was... and still is... the 6th Hokage... and as such... a ninja of my caliber... is the only person... that can kill him..." The man raised his head so his eyes were visible. "And that's something... I won't fail... twice..."

The other guys saw his not human's eyes... the eyes of...

(Back at the hotel Eva's room.)

"And remember the time when you were so drunk that you dress up in a sailor suit with neko ears and a swim suit?" Chibizero said again. This was her 100 embarrassing memory that she brought up.

"Dooon't re-re-remind me. I hate... thaaaat man. Err, if anyooone findssss outtt. I'm dooooomed." She toke another sip. "It's a gooood thing... that noooone is watching..." She gulped down the last of her drink in her cup. "I caaan only imagine what... that blonde idiot might doooo if he found out..." She passed out on her bed... dead asleep.

Zero chuckled a bit. "I can't imagine ether." She said with a sly grin.

(End)

TFK: -_- I know... you hate me... but I'm a cliff hanger god... I white my stories just to ends each chapter like this... -_- *Looks at angry readers AKA you* DON'T KILL ME!

Taking a small break to write another chapter in my Naruto: The Next King of Games fic. Just one chapter, might even start my "The Weakness of the 3rd Hokage" fic tell then.