TFK: 13 is up. The harem is as follows

Kaede

Konoka

Setsuna

Eva

Chachamaru

Ku Fei

Mana

The following are the girls I can live without. It will be a blind sudden death poll

Chizuru...

Asuna ...

Kazumi ...

Haruna...

Chao...

Zazie...

Sayo ...

I've decided that depending on who loses they will receive a packed at least. Now I'm not sure if there will be 1, 2, or 3 girls from the poll that will make it. Only time will tell.

234 votes as of now maybe more. It's almost over in my view. After Kyoto it's over.

Some has asked to enter Kyuubi into the harem. I didn't think of that. But I'll consider it. If others ask as well. Now so far I've had a few people not to add at all and some say not bi. Other if not more say add and make her bi. So I'll say this, I'll decide on this one. And it will be made clear after the Kyoto trip. Alright with everyone?

I'll get into Negi development during and after the trip.

One more thing by the looks of it I know whose going to lose, but it's still close on who's going to win. So I've only been setting up the girls that might win.

Now I got some complaints about the names. I get them straight from my books that I have. Not Neo Negima, Negima. So about the names complain there. Now about Kamo/Chamo again from the books. It is said Kamo, not Chamo, so I'm stilling with Kamo. Sorry. Hopefully this doesn't deter anyone from reading.

On with the story.

Kyoto Arc: A weird day

A confession, a very weird woman, and a game?

"So you're on our side?" Asuna asked Naruto as they made it make to the hotel.

"Yep." He said flatly.

Kamo picked up. "And you didn't interfere with brother Negi's fight with Eva."

"Chibipire..." Naruto said bring out one of his books. You know the little orange one.

"!" Kamo jumped from Negi's should to Naruto's shoulder. "Where did you get this! This one is not suppose to come out till the end of the week!" Kamo was wiggling his tail and had a blush on his face.

"Well it helps if you're the author."'Sorry pervy sage.' Naruto added in his mind.

"You're the what!" Kamo yelled not trusting his ears at that moment.

"I'm the author." Naruto repeated.

Kamo was then in front of Naruto, who all of the sudden had got a scepter, a crown, and a set of royal robes. Kamo was bowing like one would a Pharaoh. "I am unworthy. I am unworthy." Kamo repeated.

Naruto decided to play the part. "Rise my loyal servant and here have this as my gift to you." He handed him his book.

"Thank you my master." Kamo said humbly and began reading the book.

"Hey, can we get back on track here!" Asuna yelled at the ermine. "So why was it that you didn't interfere with Eva's fight with Negi?" Asuna asked the question that Kamo failed to finish. Ayaka and Negi were also looking for an answer.

Naruto sighed. "Well Negi needed to get some combat under his belt. So when chibipire wanted to play with him I just told her not to kill him or do anything that would scar him for life. I wonder what would have happened if Ayaka saw what happened to you Negi if she saw the first round with you and chibipire little maid attackers... eh Negi..." Naruto gave a small perverted grin. One Asuna knows all too well, and

SMACK

"Ow! What was that for!" Naruto yelled while holding his head.

"That was for being a pervert!" Asuna yelled while pointing at him.

"Negi does perverted things all the time I don't see you smacking him." Naruto retorted.

"I do not!" Negi defended himself.

"Naruto-sensei, are you saying that Negi's a pervert?" Ayaka asked a little dangerously I might add.

Naruto was sweating. Ayaka was a pure Shota-con girl. He needs to find out why. "Well, he has a very unique bloodline as we call it back where I come from, I like to call it the strip sneeze. Here watch." Naruto got behind Negi and put a feather, which got in his hand somehow, to Negi's nose and pointed him at the girls. And as we all know what happens when a feather gets near Negi's nose.

"Ah...Ah... AH AHCOO!" Negi did his oh so reliable strip sneeze on the girls. Relieving them of their cloths. Konoka too. Negi covered his mouth as he blushed at what he had just done.

Naruto was holding up two score signs both of which said 10. Kamo too. "A perfect 10 Asuna, Ayaka. And Konoka deserves an 11." Naruto said happily with Kamo agreeing. Both girls were less than amused. With the blackening of the world around them they loomed over both Kamo and Naruto. Naruto thought as fast as his blond head could do. And thought of only one thing he could do." A sacrifice. Sorry Kamo." He tossed Kamo to the girls as he ran for dear life. The girls toke out their frustration on the ermine as Naruto escape harm.

(Next Morning)

Naruto slept well, after seeing the blackmail for life video that Chacha recorded, with Chibipire none the wiser, he couldn't stop laughing. But he did. He picked up Eva, who was sporting a massive headache, to breakfast. It was more for show as she needed to stick by him because of the mundane teachers. Naruto was just watching for now, not a morning person. Never was. His small group was setting quietly. Compared to the rest of the class, all of them were as silent as the grave. He looked over to Konoka, who was sending a sad look over to Setsuna. That look... it drove Naruto to madness. She should never have that look on her face. Then... he smirked. And went over to Konoka, and Negi.

Setsuna sighed.

"Long night." Eva asked.

"Yes... the enemy is trying to get Konoka. They weren't all that difficult. With Naruto-sensei's help." Someone sat next to her.

"Hey Setsuna." Konoka said in a loving manor.

"Ah... sorry I have to..." Setsuna tried to leave the other way only to find Zazie there.

"..."

"Ah..." Setsuna tried to get up only to find Naruto there.

"Sorry Setsuna. Am I in your way? I'll get out of your way as soon as I can. So just enjoy your breakfast." Naruto said while talking with Kaede about everyday thing to keep them there. Konoka just gave her one of her happy loving smiles, which made Setsuna blush. Naruto was thinking evilly. 'You're in for the long haul Setsuna. No getting out of this one. After a long talk between Setsuna and Konoka. Kaede made sure that she'd didn't leave. Naruto made his way to find Negi. When he found him he was once again being assaulted by the girls of Class 3-A. 'What is it with this kid and the young girl magnet that he seems to be?'

"UM NEGI-SENSEI!" Naruto saw Nodoka yell. He looked surprised, but not only that, she put her hair back. Allowing the world to see her eyes. A nice touch in Naruto's opinion. "I... if it's okay with you, we have free activity time today... would you like to come with us!" Nodoka managed to finish. Naruto nodded happily for her. She reminded him so much of Hinata. It almost brought a tear to his eyes. He was so sad just thinking about her. Her as well as Mei, and Shion. He cleared his head of those thoughts.

"Alright Nodoka, I'll go with you and group 5 today." Everyone was shocked. But the girls of group 5 were happy for her.

(Nara Park)

'Well, at least you're not forgotten Shikamaru.' Naruto told himself. He saw all the deer in this place. It was cool to see. Naruto looked at his group. How he was talked into talking Mana is still a mystery to him. But she's a more than welcomed addition to his group.

"Um, Naruto-sensei..." Naruto looked behind him to see Setsuna.

He corked an eyebrow. "Yes?"

"Um, is it possible to... go with... group 5 today?" She asked as best she could. Naruto saw that she really wanted to spend time with Konoka, but wouldn't admit it to herself.

"That depends." Eva, Chacha, and Kaede saw the smirk on his face. So did Zazie but she just looked on. "Only if you promise to spend time with her sometime on this trip." He looked serious.

"Um... uh..." Setsuna was blushing.

"Promise..." He looked her right in the eye.

"Ok..." She said quietly.

"Good then it's settled. You may." He said smiling.

Negi was in the center of a deer herd looking like a kid in a candy store. "This is so cool! Asuna look at me AHH!" Negi then one of the deer bit him.

Asuna said in a deadpan like voice. "Yeah, yeah."

Naruto just laughed at the kid. The kid is just danger prone. He saw Haruna and Yue talking with Nodoka. He saw the look on Haruna's face. He knew that look. It was the same look that Sakura gave him when she pushed him to Hinata to have their first kiss when he was walking her home. He'd forever thank her for that. He decided to have some fun with this and see what they were up too. He walked over to them to hear a very interesting tale.

"Then you can go on a love-love date with casual clothes with Negi-sensei all by yourselves."

Naruto smirked when even Nodoka didn't notice him. She was blushing up a storm at that possibility. 'I bet it was like this for you Hinata when Sakura, Ino, and Tenten tried to do the same to you.' "What's this I hear about a love-love date with Negi?" Naruto put his face in between Haruna and Yue head.

"KYAAAH! Don't do that sensei." Haruna screamed getting her heart beat back under control. Nodoka felt like she was going to die from embracement. Naruto-sensei finding out. She just wanted to disappear.

"Now what's this I hear about a love-love date? Are you girls up to something?" He looked at them very seriously. Haruna, Yue and Nodoka were trying to deny such a claim when. "Without me?" They all looked surprised. "Okay what's the play?" All 3 of them huddled together. "Alright ready break." Plan, get Negi and Nodoka alone was now on. "Hey Konoka, I think you and Setsuna should come with my group." He smiled at her.

"You think so?" She looked surprised.

Naruto just smirked, and that made her blush. "But of course. Now than, everyone let's go! Group 6, follow me." This of course did not include Setsuna. Who was talking to Asuna and Negi. Naruto's, Yue's, and Haruna's plan was put into action.

Both Yue and Haruna kicked Asuna. And at the same time said. "Hey Asuna! Let's go see the Bhudda statue together!" Yue still drinking a juice box.

At the same time Konoka charged Setsuna. "Setsuna I bought some Odangos! What to eat them together!" Setsuna looked embarrassed as always.

Naruto looked back at Negi. "Sorry Negi, the girls wanted to go look at something and I'll take them you just enjoy today. See ya." Naruto ran with the rest of the group. He looked back at Nodoka, and winked at her while giving a thumps up. Then he ran with the rest of the group. Soon after Asuna and Setsuna left the group leaving Yue, Haruna, Konoka, Mana, Kaede, Eva and Chachamaru along with himself. They were looking all across town when something caught his eye. It was a store. A magic store, in a mundane place. But it was one of those old stores that sold old stuff. But he went to it anyway. His students followed him. When he walked in he instantly got a cold chill. It was like 50F' degrees.

Two odd looking girls held hands as they sang and dance around him. "SEER SEER! Look whose here! Look whose here! SEER SEER The Fox Shadow is finallllly here!" They ended their little song.

"Awww cuties!" Haruna couldn't help but hug the two little girls. Odd thing was one had black hair and black eyes, and the other had white hair and white eyes.

Both sang again while being hugged. "Hentai Hentai... we see a sly Hentai Hentai. Who's looking for a guy."

Yue smirked at Haruna. "Got you pegged."

"Hentai?" Naruto said flatly.

Now it was Yue's turn. They held hands and begin dancing around her. "Knowledge is power knowledge is power... but can become sour, Knowledge is power knowledge is power, so don't become sour." Their sing song voices ended.

Haruna grinned at Yue. "Looks like I'm not the only one who got pegged." Yue looked indifferent.

Next on the list was Konoka. Again they held hands and begin dancing around her. "Fox prince Fox prince, you're in love with the Fox prince Fox prince... a perfect match... with the princess of light to catch."

"Aw, you girls are just so cute!" Konoka was blushing as she looked at Naruto.

Kaede was next, you know the drill. They held hands and begin dancing around her as well. "Kunoichi Kunoichi, we like the feel of your chi... Kunoichi Kunoichi... never flee." Kaede was somewhat shocked as the girls called her Kunoichi.

Next up Mana. Mana was shocked at the little girl's speed. They held hands and begin dancing around her too. "Painful past painful past... we see a beauty with a painful past painful past uncage your heart... to be with a cutie." The girl looked at Naruto when they finished. As if to say GO ASK HIM OUT!

No one was safe as chi... I mean Eva was next. And you all know what they do when they annoy. "Chibipire chibipire... you're so hot you're on fire Chibipire chibipire... because you're the black princess of Aiur." Eva had a tick mark every time they called her chibipire. While Naruto stiffed a giggle.

Next on the list to annoy was Chachamaru. Although she was surprised as they sang something about her as well. "Don't feel mad don't be sad listen to your heart, don't feel mad don't be sad... love will never fall apart." Chachamaru looked confused. She didn't have a heart. She looked at Naruto. Did she?

Finally it was Zazie's turn. She just looked at the girls as they danced around her. "Birthright Birthright... you've been denied a Birthright birthright... let him sire... the love of fire..." The girls finished.

"Girls! What have I told you about annoying customers!" An old raspy voice came from the back. An old woman in a hood and cloak came out of the back. "I'm sorry, but they like to speak about customers that walk in. I'm sorry if they cause you trouble. Girls, what do you say?" She looked at them dangerously.

"Annoy annoy... we're sorry we annoy annoy... girls with fox boy." They both jumped up pick him on his checks and ran into the back.

"I'm sorry, but they only talk in rhymes." She bowed her head again at her guest.

"That's alright. They were just so cute." Konoka couldn't help but giggle.

"Thank you thank you... the princess likes us so thank you thank you... we knew we liked you..." They sang from the back.

"Be quiet and do your chores! I'm sorry, but Fate and Destiny always do that. So as sorry I'm going to give each of you something you want out of my store for free." She said happily.

Konoka started. "We couldn't..."

"Don't be silly. My granddaughters bothered you, it's the least I can do. But, young man, do you mind if you help me with something? I need a strong young man to help me with a heavy box." She motioned him to follow her. And he did.

The girls looked around. Trying to see if there was anything that they wanted. Konoka, Yue and Haruna were in heaven. There was so much stuff here that had to do with magic and other what not that they didn't know what to get. The library groups were looking at books. Kaede was looking at the sharp things in the store. Eva was looking at necklaces and other things. Chacha wasn't looking at anything. Mana wasn't looking at anything ether. And Zazie... she was looking at outfits. All of them were like a kid in a candy store. Well for the ones that show emotions. After a while Yue found a book that caught her eye. The book's title was 'Ancient Myths and Legions' the book looked very old and very heavy considering the size of it. It looked like it had over 1000 pages. Haruna found a book also. But this one was called 'Ancient Love Stories and Tragedies.' She was just drooling at what idea's she might get and like Yue's. It too looked like it had over 1000 pages. Konoka had found tarot cards. But moving on, Kaede had found something interesting. A short sword. When she looked at it the blade itself was about a foot long, and white. On the handle was the kanji for 'White Fang'. She didn't know what that meant but she liked it. So she grabbed it. Zazie was looking at something that caught her eye too. It was a cloak with red clouds and a straw hat that had a small bell on it. She tried it on and she liked it, she was hoping that the hat came with cloak; she even smiled when she looked in the mirror. What amazed her even more was it was the last set. Chachamaru wasn't going to look at anything when something even caught eye. It was a flower of some sort. The peddles were as white as snow, but this spices was not of the lavender rose or any other roses that she knows of. She decided to take it. She felt... excited.

(In the back with Naruto and the old women)

"I have two gifts for your child. Hold out your hand child." Naruto did as she dropped something in his hand. He looked at it... only to find them... and they were rings." Wedding rings child. The rings, of your wives. Hinata... Shion... and Mei." Naruto fell to his knees holding the rings close to his heart. Crying as he did. The old women put a caring hand on his shoulder. "I'm sorry if I brought out painful memories. But I thought that you might want something of theirs." Naruto looked at the rings. Each one was unique. All three of them had a platinum band. One had a white Moon shaped diamond with a red ruby Fox with 9 tails protecting it with its 9 tails. Hinata's. Another was blue emeralds that looked like the Mist symbol with a red ruby 9 tailed fox making sure the mist did not scatter. Mei's. The last was of a ruby red 9 tailed fox protecting a diamond temple. Its 9 tails covered it like a guardian, not all the way mind you. Just enough to protect it from harm. Shion's.

Naruto wiped the tears out of his eyes. "No, thank you very much. Sorry about this."

That's ok child. You have a right to be sad. Losing everything because of a man's ambition. Stopping said man's ambition and him punishing you for it. I would be sad too. And trust me, I've had many years to be sad."

"Love is in the aiiir love is in the aiir... wouldn't you say... love is in the aiir love is in the aiir... come out and play." The twins were back.

"Girls..."

"It's ok. No harm done." Naruto reassured the old women as he ruffled both girls hair.

"He likes us he likes us... were so happy he like us he likes us... were so getty." They hugged him as they left to what looked like their rooms.

The old women sighed. "Anyway, here." She handed him a locked box. It was made out of wood, with designs so it looked majestic. It was a foot long 5ins tall, and 6ins wide. It had 3 locks on the top each one with a different color. White, blue and light red. It was also as light as a feather. "Naruto this box is special. The key to these locks are people that you care for."

"Huh?" Naruto was confused.

"This box is linked to 3 people that you care for that are alive today. When one of their wishes comes true, one lock will break. And when all three of them have their wish comes true. You will receive what is in that box." She said smiling to him.

Naruto looked at her. "I don't get it."

"When the first one breaks you'll get it." Her happy demeanor changed to one of shock for a second, then it went back to a happy old women. "Now, as for the box I need help with, it's the black right there, and feel free to use what you need. I too am aware of the secret world hidden under this world." She told him. Naruto nodded. He jumped up and grabbed the box she asked him to. The old lady herself grabbed a smaller box. Perfectly cubed. They headed out with the rest of the girls were waiting.

"Hey girls, ready to leave?" He asked with his smile.

"Yup, we all got something. But Eva and Mana didn't." Konoka said in her normal cheery demeanor.

"That's ok. I had a feeling that they wouldn't want anything, so that's why I got something that both of them won't say no too." Naruto hauled up the case onto the small table as the old women told the girls. "You, the tall tanned one, come over here; I have something that you might want." She told Mana.

"I'm sorry, but..."

"Don't talk back to your elders. Come over here girl." Mana did what she was told. "Now, open the case." The old women left no room for argument. Mana did, what was inside was amazing. It was a rifle. But not just any rifle.

Mana was in awe "This is..."

"Yes, this is one of the 3 piece set of them as people like you call it. I'm afraid that I only have this one. I'm sorry." The old women bowed a bit.

"I, I can't accept this. It must have costs a fortune." Mana was holding the rifle. The other girls looked shocked. It didn't look like your run of the mill rifle. This was a magic rifle. A very special magic rifle.

"Baah, it's mine to give to whom I will, so I give it to you. If I wanted money from it I would have sold it on EBay already. Take it already girl, all its doing is collecting dust in the back. Now what else did you girls want?" Yue came up first with the book she wanted. "Aw, you have a sharp eye little girl. This book tells of tails long forgotten from history. I'm more than happy to give it to you. But the one myth that you should read up on starts on page 900. It's the legend of the Kitsukage. It's over 1000 pages long, but it's worth every moment that you read it. Also that book is one of a kind. You'll never find another book like it. So enjoy." The old women laughed a bit when Naruto tripped when she said Kitsukage. Next up was Haruna. "Oh... 'Ancient Love Stories and Tragedies'. This book is the sister book of your friends. And like it this too is one of a kind. It also has a famous legend in it. It tells of the Kitsukage and how he fell in love with the Moon Maiden..." Naruto tripped again. "... but sadly their love ended in tragedy. But are you old enough to have such a book. Oh who cares? It's yours enjoy. The Kitsukage's love story is on page 900 like the other." She finished as Haruna was drooling at the possibilities. Next Kaede. She brought the short sword that she was looking at. "Ah, the White Fang sword. This has some very interesting value young girl. This sword is said to be over 10,000 years old. It belonged to the first trainer of the Kitsukage when he was young." Naruto tripped and stumbled this time. "Take good care of it and it's yours." Kaede thanked her and moved for Zazie. She was still wearing the cloak and hat. She looked really good in it. "Ah, that is the uniform of Red Dawn. Or the Akatsuki as they were called. They wanted peace but lost their way, until the Kitsukage beat them all." Yue and Eva notice one this. It seemed all the things that the girls picked had to do with the Kitsukage. But left it alone. Naruto looked at Zazie, she looked really good in that outfit. Who would have thought that someone could make that cloak of all things look good. "Here, this goes with it as well." The women pulled out a ring. But not just any ring. It happened to be Itachi's. Naruto grabbed onto the wall. This woman had all of the things from the old Shinobi age? "You may keep all of it." Zazie looked happy, she even smiled that you can see past the cloak. Next was Chacha. Chacha brought over the flower that she had wanted. Naruto looked at the flower and a tear escaped his eye. Yue, Kaede and Eva notice this. "My, my, you girls do have great eyes for such young children. This, my dear, is one of the most valuable things in this store. This is called the 'Moon Rose'. It was said to have gone extinct over 10,000 years ago when the Moon Maiden died. She had planted this and it flourished. But when technology came, the Moon Rose's only place of setting down was destroyed. And all hope for this rose was forever lost. Until I found it by chance. It's yours if you take good care of it. It is the last of its kind." Chacha and the old women bowed to each other. Konoka brought over her cards. "I'm afraid I can't let you have this."

Konoka looked shocked "What? Why not?" Everyone else got what they wanted.

"This is just too plain for someone like you my dear. Here talk these instead." The women took out a small pin bell and a set of very weird looking tarot cards. "These cards are special, they go with this bell. This was said to belong to a very close friend of the Kitsukage. A priestess named Shion." Naruto knocked over a pile of books when she said that. "As you can see, this bell doesn't ring." She shook it violently to prove her point. "But when this bell does ring. You need to shuffle the deck of cards and pick up the top. And this book will tell you in great detail what that card means. All of this is yours." She was smiling at Konoka. Konoka looked so happy she jumped and hugged the old women. Last but not least was Eva. "I had a feeling that you wouldn't pick anything, so I picked something for you." She put the small box that she had grabbed in the back on the table. She then opened it. In it was a key. "This is a key to a very important item. It opens a box that you can't seem to open." She handed her the key. The insignia was the same as a box she's had for years. She looked up shocked beyond belief. "It's yours if you want it."

"I'll take it." Eva put it back in the box and put it in her small bag that she had carried. "Thanks."

"That's alright young one. Now it's time to close up shop for today. Oh, Naruto, one more thing, here." She handed him an envelope. "Don't read it till the 5th day of your trip. And take this." She brought out a weird looking paper roses."Take this as well. It's yours after all." She smiled as she shooed them out. When all but Naruto was out. He sealed the paper roses. So that they will be safe.

(Outside)

Konoka was getty. "Wow what a nice lady, and those little girls were just so cute." Konoka said looking at her new cards.

"Yeah, some of those things were really priceless girls so take good care of them..." They weren't paying attention to him, just their gifts. "...Girls?"

"Don't bother, there in their own world now." Eva smirked at him.

Naruto sighed. "I guess you're right. Alright everyone lets go find Negi and the rest of the gang."

"YEAH!" All the happy girls yelled out.

(Inside the shop as Naruto left)

"You can come out now, I know your there." The old women said looking at a shadowy corner of her store.

A hooded figure came from the shadows. "It's been a long time... 10,000 years in fact." The voice of the man that fought Naruto last night.

"Just about... yes." She answered.

"You have eluded me for all this time... and only because of Naruto's interference was I able to finally locate you. I must say. Giving away the past to the future was a smart move. I have been looking for those artifacts... for a very long time." The man told her. Although, he sounded more pissed than impressed.

"If you had gotten some of those items than Naruto would have lost the fight to you when you two truly face off." She answered him with a scowl.

"Too true... too true... but his chances are still too slim to beat me. I've had 10,000 years to increase my power. He... has gotten weaker. No matter what he does... I'll always be stronger than him... you know it... I know it... and Shion knew it... your mother..." The women looked sad. "It was her who made the prediction of his return. And left her daughter to uphold it... you. After I killed her son your brother... and your daughter's..." He pointed to the bloody mess in the bed room. "Were meant to give him something as well... too bad..."

(Play Naruto - Saddest and Most beautiful music 2) at {Time 3:40}

The old women, now known as Shion's and Naruto's daughter, smiled as she cried for the death of her daughters. "You don't get it... and like my father's friend Sasuke before you... you never will." She was looking at a picture of her mother Shion... with her 2nd mothers Hinata and Mei... all of which were pregnant. And a very happy Naruto in the 6th Hokage robes. "I am ready to see my daughter's now..." She cried as she sealed the picture and the seal disappeared.

"It will be quick..." The man got behind her... a long sword appeared out of his right sleeve. He placed his hand on her left shoulder... pulled back his sword... and did a quick thrust in the back of her neck and pulled it out just as quickly. She dropped to the ground, dead. He picked her up placed her with her daughters and with a fire jutsu burned the place to the ground. It was later reported that a fire had broke out at an antiques shop killing 2 young girls and an old women.

(End Naruto - Saddest and Most beautiful music 2)

(With Naruto)

Naruto felt a ping at his heart just now. Like he had lost something.

"Hey sensei... what's that on your back." Konoka asked taking what was there. It was a Shion like bells, but two of them. One was clear black with a white ball inside, and the other was a clear white bell with a black ball.

"I don't know. Hand them to me will you Konoka?" He asked.

"Sure." She handed Naruto the bells. They looked familiar. But he lost those thoughts as he and his group found Asuna, Setsuna and Nodoka. The group walked up as Nodoka was running away from them. Looking a little happy. Naruto knew what that look was so as she past he gave her a wink, and mouthed 'go for it'. She nodded back and ran to find Negi. Thankfully Haruna and Yue were too engrossed in their new books to see her. Setsuna and Asuna followed her, along with Kamo. Naruto smiled. "Alright girls time to head off. Naruto got behind a tree and made a clone to take the girls back to the bus. As for Eva and Chacha, they followed the real Naruto. The other girls were none the wiser. But as always Zazie received strange looks for her new choice of outfit. It Naruto didn't know any better he would have thought the Akatsuki were back. She looked just like all the others. But back to the real Naruto. They had caught up Asuna and Setsuna, with Kamo in toe.

"Um, Sensei the truth is I..." Naruto thought 'She's going to do it!' "I... I...I love grated radishes!"

Everyone face faulted.

"I... mean I'm lucky no I mean..." Nodoka lost her courage as soon as she got it and was saying inconsistent things.

Negi was confused. "Um... Nodoka?" Naruto shuck his head. Clueless was the only word to say.

Kamo had stars in his eyes. "Go for it! It seems that she's serious, just what I'd expected from the girl I picked." He whispered to the group.

Asuna blushed. "But, Negi's just 10, a confession at his age is a bit..."

"Baloney! Love has nothing to do with age!" Kamo yelled at her.

"Or rank, or anything else of that matter. Love is love. And nothing stands in the way of the heart." Naruto told them. Eva looked a bit flushed as he said those words. Like he was speaking from experience.

"Shhh look." Setsuna shushed down the group.

Nodoka looked like she was going to lose her nerve again. But then. 'Calm down, take a deep breath, and say what comes from your heart.' She heard a voice in her head. It almost sounded like Naruto, but she followed the advice. She toke a deep breath. As her audience were watching in anticipation. And...

"I... I loved you since the day we meant. I love Negi-sensei."

"!"

"SHE SAID IT!" Said the group all at once.

"I understand... something as sudden as this is troublesome for you...we're teacher and student after all... I'm sorry... I just wanted to let you know how I really feel... I'm sorry Negi-sensei!" Nodoka ran as she had just confessed love to Negi. As she ran she pasted Naruto and the others.

"Good job." Nodoka heard Naruto say to her. She blushed and continued to run.

"Hey, blonde idiot, boya's about to pass out." Eva pointed out that he was indeed about to fall over. Naruto sprung into action. Not wanting the kid to get a head injury over this. He caught him as he was about to fall.

"Well, not how I handled it at first. But I guess its ok for being so young and all." Naruto said out loud to himself. "Alright, let's get out of here." He put Negi over his should and began to walk to the bus, heading for the hotel.

(At the hotel)

Naruto, Setsuna, Asuna and Kamo were watching Negi, as he was freaking out.

"Is he going to be alright?" Asuna asked.

"Who knows?" Setsuna answered.

"Not how I handled it, but he's young. He'll bounce back." Naruto said very sure of himself.

"How did you handle being confessed too for the first time Naruto-sensei?" Setsuna was curious.

"Well, I didn't pass out like Negi did. I did go wide eyed and all. But I'll tell you girls some other time." Naruto had a little sad look on his face. Asuna and Setsuna they were no expert on Naruto, but they do know he's never anything but happy. So that sad face meant don't pry.

"Oh, I'm fine, no one confessed to me or anything." Negi said flightily.

Naruto and the rest of the group just sweat drop. 'Kid can't keep a secret. And those girls are going to eat him.' Naruto was referring to the faces of Ayaka, Yuuna, Makie and a few others. Naruto finally got to be alone. After managing to avoid the girls. Made about 2 dozen shadow clones and moved one. One just happened to be out patrolling in the shadows when it spotted Negi. Then it stopped Kazumi. Then it saw that Negi saved a cute little kitten. By means of magically flipping the van over his head. After the little incident was over the ermine talked freaking out Kazumi. Then he flew away taking the kitten with him. The look on Kazumi's eyes, with anima tears, was one of great happiness. The Naruto clone frowned. 'The boss is going to get a major headache when he gets this memory. But he would want that kitten for Chacha.' The Naruto clone ran after Negi, made sure he wasn't seen, grabbed the kitten when Negi dropped it off, found Chachamaru, handed the kitten to her and then puffed. Chacha was surprised about having a new pet. As for the real Naruto. He was in the bath house when he got the memory. He looked around to make sure Negi or anyone else was there. "Damn it Negi, you're going to be the death of me." He said to the sky. He heard someone walk in. 'Speak of the devil.' Naruto thought. "Hey Negi, what's up?"

"Oh, Hi Naruto-sen..." Negi had a look of despair when Naruto was about to flick him again. "Brother Naruto." He said with a smile.

"I can live with that." He said with a smile of his own. "So... what's got you down?"

"!" Negi looked shocked for a bit. "Am I that easy to read?" He asked nervously.

"Yep. You're down about something. I can see it in your eyes. In your body movement, and most of all... your just a kid sometimes I could read your deepest darkest thoughts if you were thinking about them." Naruto told him with a smirk. "It's a ninja thing." He finished up.

"Haaaah." Negi let out a pitiful sigh.

"Hey, hey, brother! Don't sound so pitiful." Kamo told him.

"He's right. Even when you rest like this, you can't let down your guard. Someone might come in." Naruto told him as he relaxed himself.

Kamo jumped on Naruto's shoulder. "See, master Naruto get's it."

"Master?" Both Naruto and Negi looked at Kamo funny.

"But of course..." He was looking for an excuse besides the fact that he writes Icha Icha. "Master Naruto fought countless battles. You can tell by his muscles, and in his eyes." Kamo made a point. If Naruto didn't know why Kamo called him that, then he would have bought that one. "You can learn a thing or two from Master Naruto bro." Kamo said in his usually manner.

"But it's sensei time. So no students are allowed." Negi said sinking in the water lower.

"True... but... list off all the sensei's that are on this trip Negi." Naruto said washing his hair a bit.

"Well let's see..." Right before he could the door opened. And out came... "SHIZUNA-SENSEI!"

Naruto smirk at what he saw. "That's one." He said. Naruto looked on at what was going on between 'Shizuna-sensei' and Negi. And when Negi's head went in between her boobs. "Um... Shizuna... isn't your bust size just 2 or 3 cups too small?" Naruto said out loud to her.

"Yeah... aren't they too small?" Even Negi notice. Naruto and Kamo had a small perverted giggle. Even he noticed it.

"Wha... How rude! I'm ranked 4th largest in the class just so you know!" 'Shizuna' said to them. "I even let you touch them."

"4th largest in the class! Who are you?" Negi yelled.

"Knew it." Naruto said to himself. 'I knew this was coming. Well, time to do what I do best and makes pervy sage jealous of me. Perverted things.' Naruto dunked his head under water and swam to Kazumi from under water. Kamo saw that look in Naruto's eyes and just knew what he was up too. Maybe not precisely what. But he had an idea. And giggled to himself.

"My true Identity is 3-A set number 3. Asakura Kazumi!" She had reviled her face.

"AHH! KAZUMI!"

"She found out about us brother, erase her memory!" Kamo advised him.

"Right... ra..."

"Hold it right there! You see this phone. One press of the 'send' button... and I'll send all your secrets for the world to see!" Kazumi threatened.

Negi was scared. "My secrets for the world to see!"

"Brother this is bad. This sister means business, you better do what she says, or the world will find out about you and you'll get turned into an ermine." Kamo warned him.

"I don't think so!" Naruto came up from under water, grabbed the phone so she couldn't do what she wanted put his left arm around her neck and held her close... so she wouldn't get away... yeah that's right. "Sorry Kazumi. But I don't think you're going to be doing anything for now. Now tell us why, or I might just have to punish a bad girl like you." Naruto said with the grin of a pervert and gentlemen at the same time. A feet that, only one such as NARUTO NAMIKAZI can do.

Negi was clueless, as seen with the question marks around his face. While Kamo was smiling at the thought of Master Naruto punishing anyone.

Kazumi blushed too. She was thinking. 'I wouldn't mind some like you punishing me Naruto...' Small perverted giggle. "I'm doing this to achieve my ambition." She told them.

"Ambition!" All three of the guys said at once.

Somehow Kazumi got free. "That's right. I'll have the eyes of the entire world on me with the discovery of a real life mage! I'll have exclusive interviews, the newspapers and magazines of the world crawling at my feet! You'll even get a movie in Hollywood when we go worldwide! Think about it! I'll even share the profits with you Negi-sensei. You too Naruto!" Naruto adopted a thoughtful pose as he was thinking about it. "So how about it? Care to show me some magic? You can too if you want to Naruto-sensei." Naruto just looked at Negi, who was about to have a fit.

'Oh crap.' Naruto thought.

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I don't want that I just want to be a teacher!" A great gust of wind blow in the bath house. And of course as we all now, when ever 'wind' and 'Negi' meet, something happens. And today was no different. As Kazumi was blown sky high.

"Crap!" Naruto used his chakra and jumped to get her. He saw her take a picture with her phone but he didn't care. He only cared about getting to her. He reached her and they both fell. She held on him for dear life. As he landed on the water. Well, walking on the water.

"Wha? Are you an angel?" Negi said in awe.

'I've been called a lot of things. 'Angel' sure as hell was not one of them.' Naruto thought to himself.

"I got the shot I got the sho..." She looked at her phone as it was broken. "Oh crap it's broken." She looked at it.

"I'll replace it Kazumi when we get back." Naruto said still holding her bridle style.

"Hey, what's going on here! What's with those crying sounds! EH!" The group that walked in consisted of Ayaka, Yuuna, Makie, Asuna, and Fuuka. Fuuka was giggling. Yuuna was shocked, Makie was blushing shocked, Ayaka looked pissed shocked and Asuna looked like... the devil. Naruto looked at their faces. "What the hell are you all staring at?" Kazumi's towel fell. "O~~~h... damn!"

BAM!

POW!

Naruto was lying on the floor for a few seconds after the girls left with a few new lumped. "Kazumi, you own me. I'll leave it to you on what you do later. Just know, I'll be there should you choose to revile magic. And I won't be an ally. See you around." Naruto left her. Naked on the floor.

"Looks like I'm no match for a mage." She said to herself.

"Don't sell yourself short sister. You got spunk, I like spunk. Let's talk." Kamo ran to her.

(Chapter END)

TFK: (-_-) I'm looking forward to your reactions my faithful readers. Just so you know. I'll be waiting at my front door with a 40oz and my shotgun, should you decide to pay me a visit.

I love doing this to you guys. It's so much fun. Later