Charley went into his room, throwing his backpack on the floor. He sighed. He managed not to let Jerry in. Suddenly, he noticed Amy laying on his bed. He gave her a distracted hey as he moved to his window. "Where have you been?" asked Amy. "You told me to meet you here an hour ago. Hello?"

Charley looked back at her. "Hey, are you alright?" asked Charley. "Everything good?"

"Why shouldn't it be?" asked Amy cocking an eyebrow at Charley.

"No, it should be," said Charley sitting on the bed. Amy could tell Charley was distracted. By what, she didn't know. She kissed Charley hard on the lips. If he's gonna be distracted it might as well be because of her.

But Charley barely kissed back. Amy broke away, a hurt expression on her face. "Am I boring you?" she asked.

"No, I'm just tried, sorry," said Charley.

"Okay, that's all right. We can fix that," said Amy, rubbing his back. Charley looked at her, she was unbuttoning her shirt. "Do you want to go under the covers?"

Charley was taken aback. "Right now? Really?" Of course, the popular girl wants to have sex the night he learned his neighbor was a vampire.

"Yeah, why not? We could just give it a go, and..."

"Please believe me, there is nothing I would rather be doing right now then getting under the covers with you," said Charley.

"Charley, don't be nervous," said Amy, shrugging her shirt off.

"I'm not nervous! I'm cool, I'm good," said Charley. Amy started to kiss him and pulled him down on top of her. Charley's ears picked up on the ringing of a doorbell. He got up and went right back to the window. He saw Jerry talking to Doris and in the window above them he saw the shadows of who was probably Ed on top of Lilith. "Sick my ass."

He heard Amy ask what? He ignored her and breathed out Doris. Oh, shit. Amy joined him by the window. "What? He's hot, your neighbor's a stripper," said Amy. "They were bound to find each other. Ed and Lilith on the other hand, not so sure how those two wound up together."

"Go go dancer," corrected Charley.

"No, you take away two tiny pieces of cloth, she is a stripper," said Amy. Charley muttered a rude. Suddenly, the blinds in Lilith's room opened and Charley looked down at Jerry who looked up at Charley. Charley then looked up and saw Ed looking down at Charley.

Charley shoved Amy to the bed. "Oh, shit! Oh, shit, he saw us! Jerry and Ed!" cried Charley.

"Whoa!" cried Amy landing on the bed. "Maybe. It's not a big deal."

"It's a huge deal, okay? Very big deal. Jerry and Ed looked at us and they both looked pissed!" cried Charley.

"Okay, Charley, if you're not into this, can you just tell me?" asked Amy. "Because you don't have to do me any favors."

"Amy, I'm not doing you any favors. Of course I'm into this. Of course," said Charley. "I just don't trust that guy."

"You're so stupid, Charley!" yelled Amy getting off of Charley's bed. "I'm going!"

"Oh, come on. I'm sorry!" begged Charley.

"No, I'm going," said Amy packing her backpack. "I'm going to leave you to look out the window at the neighbors and have fun with your neighborhood watch thing!"

With that, Amy stormed out of the house.

A few moments later, he heard a scream coming from Jerry's house. "Oh, shit!" he breathed as he grabbed his cellphone. He called 911. Within minutes, cops were outside Jerry's house. Lilith, who was wrapped in a bath robe and Ed, who had only boxer shorts, sat on the bench next to the door.

"A woman screaming?" asked Jerry crossing his arms looking down at Ed and Lilith, who blushed.

Ed looked up at Jerry and the cops. "You bet she screamed," he laughed.

The cops, Jerry, Ed and even Lilith had a laugh. "You bet I made her scream. Jeez Ed, what happened to you. You were never like this," hissed Charley from his spot by the window. The cops left and they, Jerry, Lilith and Ed, all went back inside. "Unbelievable."

After the cops drove away, Ed took off on his skateboard and Jerry took off in his car. Probably some weird male vampire ritual. How right Charley was.