TFK: 14 is up. The harem is as follows
Kaede
Konoka
Setsuna
Eva
Chachamaru
Ku Fei
Mana
The following are the girls I can live without. It will be a blind sudden death poll
Chizuru...
Asuna ...
Kazumi ...
Haruna...
Chao...
Zazie...
Sayo ...
I've decided that depending on who loses they will receive a packed at least. Now I'm not sure if there will be 1, 2, or 3 girls from the poll that will make it. Only time will tell.
245 votes as of now maybe more. It's almost over in my view. After Kyoto it's over.
Some has asked to enter Kyuubi into the harem. I didn't think of that. But I'll consider it. If others ask as well. Now so far I've had a few people not to add at all and some say not bi. Other if not more say add and make her bi. So I'll say this, I'll decide on this one. And it will be made clear after the Kyoto trip. Alright with everyone?
I'll get into Negi development during and after the trip.
One more thing by the looks of it I know whose going to lose, but it's still close on who's going to win. So I've only been setting up the girls that might win.
Now I got some complaints about the names. I get them straight from my books that I have. Not Neo Negima, Negima. So about the names complain there. Now about Kamo/Chamo again from the books. It is said Kamo, not Chamo, so I'm stilling with Kamo. Sorry. Hopefully this doesn't deter anyone from reading.
On with the story.
Kyoto Arc: A weird day
A confession, a very weird woman, and a game?
Asuna was shocked at what she just heard. "EEEEH! You mean someone found out about your magic! And of all people Asakura!"
Negi was crying a bit. *Sniff* "Yes."
Naruto was just around the corner. Listening to Negi Asuna and Setsuna talked about how Kazumi found out about his magic. 'Is this what I've been reduced too? Just... watching?' Naruto was looking at the bell that the twins seem to give him. They reminded him of the little girls that only talked in rhymes. 'I really hope that pa can find out if I have a decedent... other than that, there is nothing for me here...'
"Hi guys." Naruto heard Kazumi come in to the picture. Ending all other thoughts.
'Let's see what you have decided Kazumi.' Naruto thought to himself.
"So here is where you were brother." Kamo said from her shoulder.
Asuna saw her and acted. So something like that. "Hey, Kazumi don't pick on him ok? I mean, he's just a kid."
Kazumi just gave them a relaxed smile. "What makes you think I'm doing that? And I thought you hate kids? "
"This reporter sister is on our side now brother." Kamo alerted from her shoulder.
"That's good. Now I don't have to do something to you Kazumi." Naruto made himself known by instantly being next to her when everyone blinked.
"KYUUAH!" Was everyone's reaction.
"Why does everyone do that when I show up?" He asked.
SMACK! "Well, if you show up normally for once maybe no one would do that!" Asuna smacked him and yelled at him.
Naruto was just rubbing his head. "Anyway, I, News Club Breaking News Division Member Kazumi Asakura have been moved by Kamo's passion... so I'll be helping you protect your secret Negi-sensei. It'll be nice working with you." When she winked a star appeared. It's one of the many bloodlines that Japanese girls have.
"EEEEH! Really!" Negi was very happy to hear that.
"Here I'll give you all the evidence I've gathered up till now. Here you go." She handed him all the photos that she gathered.
"THANK YOU THANK YOU KAZUMI!" Negi yelled as he toke the photos.
Naruto whispered to Kamo. "What did you tell her?"
Kamo looked a little scared. "All I did was till what would happen if she told anyone, and all." He lied.
"Your a bad liar, but I'll let it slid. That kid is more boring than a video game about reading." Not that he's every played one.
Kamo once again did his bow. "I am unworthy. I am unworthy." Naruto just chuckled.
"Uh? Why is Kamo doing that?" Kazumi was looking at the spatial.
"Kamo says that brother has fought many battles so he does that." Negi answered her.
None of the girls were convinced, but Negi was. "Negi-sensei is everything alright? Ayaka appeared out of nowhere.
"Yeah, just improving my relationship with Kazumi." Negi said mindlessly. Naruto tripped when he said that.
"That's right." Kazumi said a little too lovingly. Knowing that it's drive all the other girls crazy.
Naruto toke Kamo over to the side to really ask him something. "Ok Kamo, I want to know what you told her. Or no more books for you." He knew that would seal the deal.
"Please have mercy, I'll talk I'll talk. I told her the benefits of being on the side of a mage. Or more importantly, being on your and brother Negi's side. When I told her that she caved and then come onto our side." Kamo was failing his arms around.
Naruto looked him in the eyes. What he said was the truth. But it wasn't the entire story. Kakashi-sensei always told him that the best lie was never the whole truth. Had he not been a ninja of his level then he might have fallen for that one. "Is there anything else that you're not telling me?" He leaned in.
"N-no."
"Kamo..."
"OK OK, I and the reporter sister are trying to get him another pactio." He said while mentally praying that he would not punish him.
"Well, why didn't you say so? I would have not interrogated you if that was it." Naruto said with a smile. "So, how are you going to do it?" Kamo told him the plan. "That's a great idea. Get him another partner and not revile that he is a mage. Quite clever if I do say so myself. You would make many foxes prude." He said with a smile.
"Oh I thank you for your praise. Now I need to find that reporter sister. We need to get started." Kamo said running off.
"Good luck." Naruto said walking away.
With Kamo. "I wonder if I should have told him that he was part of the game too. Naaa, he will thank me when he gets a kiss. HEHE, I can only imagine what he'll give me." Kamo had a perverted giggle as he went to find Kazumi.
Naruto on the other hand went just walking aimlessly to see where the road of life takes him. He walked up the stairs to see the girls get scolded by Nitta. "I know Negi-sensei is soft on you but I won't be so as long as I'm in charged you won't get your way." Nitta said angrily, but then again, when it came to class 3-A he always gets angry.
"That's quite alright Nitta-sensei. I'll handle it from here." Naruto come to the rescue.
"Naruto-sensei?" Nitta was shocked; he wasn't there a second ago.
"I'll handle this Nitta, there are a lot more girls here than just class 3-A. I'll handle them... personally." He gave them all a grin.
"Alright, I'll leave them to you. But my punishment will still be enforced should I catch them." Nitta stated.
"I won't have it any other way, but my methods of punishment I'd like to keep it a secret so if you would. He shooed them away, and when they were going down the stairs he decided to put on a little show. "Okay girls, listen up. Unlike Nitta, I'm not going easy on your punishment." He smiled an evil smile, like when there at I.T. class. He saw Nitta smile and nod his head in approval. "So as long as Nitta doesn't catch you I don't care what you do, as long as the hotel is still standing when you're done. Okay?" He gave his happy nice smile.
"YES NARUTO-SENSEI." They said as a group.
He walked away with a smile. As he saw Kazumi talk about the game that they're going to play. The War of the lips. He was downstairs before he could hear anything past that.
After Kazumi explained the rules to everyone, a few were really into it. But someone had to ask this one question that Naruto really needed to hear. "What about Naruto-sensei? What do we get if we kiss him, unlike Negi-sensei; Naruto-sensei will be a much harder catch." Kaede asked and explained. She really hoped for the answer she wanted. The twins as well as Ku Fei (AN I'll be calling her Ku Fei or just Ku from now on) also wanted to know.
Kazumi smiled at the 4 girls. "Same prize as if you kiss Negi-sensei. Also equally first place. Now give me your group representatives by 10:30 for at 11 the game begins." Kazumi told the girls as she ran off.
With Naruto he went to Negi's room just as Asuna and Setsuna got there as well.
"Negi, were back from patrol." Asuna said to a slightly depressed Negi.
"Oi. Negi, don't look so depressed. Everything that you cased worked out in the end." Naruto tried to reassure him.
"Yeah, but today was a disaster, if Kamo didn't convince Kazumi, I might have been turned into an ermine." He said with anima tears.
BONK
Naruto bobbed him on the head. "Hey, look happy. She's on our side now. The more people on our side the better. And best of all, she's on the news club, so she can get rid of any evidence that you give to that place."
"I guess you're right." He wiped away the tears.
"There now." He smiled.
"I've made the barrier around the hotel stronger also Kamo has set up some sort of barrier as well, what do you think it is?" Setsuna asked.
"I asked Kamo to make another barrier for me. It will alert me when someone with above a normally person's power comes into the barrier. Think of it as a downgraded version of the schools barrier." They all nodded. He giggled in his head. 'I'm such a good liar.'
"For some reason, I'm getting the feeling that I shouldn't be here tonight?" Negi was somewhat dump founded.
Naruto stopped his mental giggling when he heard that from Negi. 'Damn, my pervy since was going haywire but I need Negi for my research. I need him to stay here, at least for now. It's no fun if the quarry doesn't move.' "Don't be silly Negi; I'm sure everything is fine." Naruto was trying to get Negi settled down.
"Now that you monition it Negi-sensei. I too feel something wield in the air as well." Setsuna was now on full alert.
"None since. I've been doing this since I was 6. So if there was any ill intent I would have sensed it already." Naruto casually said. And he was right, there was no ill intent.
"You what?" Asuna and Asuna asked.
"I've been training to be a ninja since I was 6, so I've had 10 years of ninja training, so if anyone had any desire to do anything less than innocent I would have been there by now on them out of the count." He rubbed his head. 'Please buy it.'
"Well, Kamo did say you had countless battles under your belt. So I'm going to trust you brother." Negi said while thinking. "But I'm still going on patrol."
Naruto dropped him head in despair. 'I can talk an aged old man to allow Eva to attack/train Negi. Come on this trip know that she could have just walked away and only I could catch her. But I can't talk a gullible 10 year old boy to stay put.' Naruto sighed in defeat.
Asuna looked censured. "But the teachers might freak out if they come by and you're not here.
"I shall lend you my substitution stencils. They should help you." Setsuna handed him a bunch of papers.
"Substitution stencils?"
"!" Naruto jumped on Setsuna and Asuna covering their mouths.
"Negi-sensei! It's almost time for bed!" Shizuna burst right thru the door.
"Oh Shizuna-sensei, I was just about to go to sleep." Negi told her.
"We'll watch over the students then. Leave everything to us. Since your only 10 you should sleep like the students." She ran out the door. "Don't leave the room Negi-sensei, oh so much to do." She ran off, out of sight.
"Sorry about that girls. The last thing we need is for Shizuna to see us and think were having an orgy
BAM
SMACK
Naruto was on the floor for his comment. Negi of course had no idea what was an orgy. If Kamo was there, he would be giggling. "Anyway, we should all get going. Later." He vanished.
"Um... Asuna... what's an orgy?" Negi asked innocently.
With Kazumi and Kamo. "Alright, it's 11 O'clock. You know what that means girls. Time for the War of the lips game to begin. I'm you host, Kazumi. Now, let's see how our contenders are shall we. First up from team 3 we have Ayaka Yukihiro and Chisame Hasegawa, watch your back kids, Ayaka is viscous. No seriously I hope you had your shots. "
"UGUGU! Why me?"
"Stop whining and support me damn it."
Again she went on. "And from group two, Kaede seems to have defected from group 6, but that's alright. We have Kaede Nagase and Ku Fei. Representing the Baka rangers. Hey, the way I see it you don't need book smarts if you can level a tree with your pinky."
"What will be do if we win, you know? My first kiss."
"Who are you going after? Naruto, or Negi?"
"I don't know yet? Both are cute. What about you?"
Kaede gave her grin. "Naruto, hands down, I once saw him without his shirt on." They both blushed at that. "And his been a fighter since 6." Now Ku was sold.
Kazumi continued her hosting. "For group 4 representing the gymnastics club we have Makie Sasaki and Yuuna Akashi. Let's see if all that work out gave them an edge."
"Alright, were going to win this thing." Yuuna told her partner.
"My first kiss with Negi. Hehe. I can't wait."
"I'm going for Naruto myself."
Kazumi not missing a beat continued. "Now from group 1 we have Fuuka and Fumika Narutaki, hey these pint size pixies are as lethal as they are cute."
"But sister, I don't what to squat in the lobby." Fumika had tears in her eyes.
"Oh don't worry. We learned all sorts of skills from big sister Kaede." Fuuka told her sister.
"But what if we run into big sister Kaede."
"Now with group 5 we have Yue Ayase and Nodoka Miyazaki from the library club. Don't count out their book smarts in this."
"Yuuue..."
"Great... our class is just so full of idiots. Just when Nodoka finally confesses they go and pull something like this." Yue was less than amused.
"And last but certainly not least is group 6 we have Chachamaru Karakuri and Zazie Rainyday. These two unknowns might be the ones to get a kiss. But from whom I wonder. Watch your backs girls even I don't know too much about these two."
"..."
"I wonder why master wanted me to participate."
"..."
"You think so?"
"NOW, LET THE GAME BEGIN!" Kazumi yelled into the mike.
With Negi, he was writing on the paper that Setsuna gave him. But... he failed a few times... and you what happens with Negi right? Mayhem.
Naruto while on...patrol... decided to make clones. To... keep an eye... on the students. In other words. He had a pen and notepad in his hand. "This is gold. A young and shy girl fall for the popular and oh so handsome kid. And now must fight to keep her love alive. I'm rooting for you Nodoka. And if I need to ...help... I will." Naruto had a perverted giggle. Naruto was just watching, like he always does. The Naruto clones could hear all of the girls in class 3-A rooting for their teams or who they bet on to win. Naruto also had clones in all parts of the hotel in all sorts of objects. Plants were the favorite. Naruto was just watching hoping for some action, and he was blessed with it. Group 3 and 4 came around the same corner 'Yes... finally.'
"Class president, I challenge you."
"Bring it on ribbon girl."
Both girls hit each other with the pillows. Both of them were dazed.
"This is for Makie you blond psychopath!" Yuuna charged with full fury, only to be tripped by Chisame."
"I'm tired of this childish game." She said to herself. No one but Naruto notice that Ku had 4 pillows. One in each hand on in her mouth. And one is being carried by foot.
"China triple pillow Attack!" When she kicked them, she gave the Naruto clone a good view of her panties.
"Wow, it's stared a 3-way melee. It looks like Ku Fei from the martial arts club has the upper hand.' Said Kazumi being the host as she is.
"Chisame give me some back up. ! What, she's gone!" Ayaka went to her partner for help only to find that she's nowhere to be seen.
Down the hall Chisame had a cross bandage on her head where Ku Fei hit her. "I'm no longer going to play this game. Got my homepage to update and all..." She heard a sliding door open. "Hm? UWAAAH!"
"Hey! Chisame, what are you up too?" Nitta grabbed her before she could make a break for it.
Back down the hall. "What was that noise?"
"Crap it's the demon Nitta."
"Everyone run!" All of the conversation was whispered.
"Kaede?"
"Yeah, yeah."
"Were first." Ku Fie run with Kaede kicking Yuuna along the way. Dazing her.
When everyone was out of sight. "Akashi! You too!" Instant scene change."It's squatting in the lobby for the both of you." Nitta was a little mad. And both girls had anima tears. Ayaka and Makie joined forces for now.
"Ouch... That must suck. Oh well, can't help them now. Need to check up on the rest of the groups." The real Naruto made his way unnoticed by all to Negi's room. He had a hunch that the smartest of the groups would be there first. Naruto was waiting for the group he knew was coming. Nodoka and Yue. He decided to wait outside Negi's room. He saw Yue snooping around before the game started. How you may ask? He's just that damn good that's how. He saw the door on the fire escape open, if only he made a bet on that.
"It's open."
"Shhh." When both of them walked in.
"Hi girls... what'cha doing outside your rooms this late at night?" He asks. Nodoka was blushing mad, for having been caught. And Yue was looking for a good excuse to till their teacher. He smiled. "It's ok girls. I already know about your little game you guys are playing. Quite bold of you two playing. Well, Negi is still in his room last I checked and no one else has gone in. So you're the first ones. Go on Nodoka, I have my money on you." He winked at the girl. "And I see your showing more of that beautiful face of yours. Good for you."
"Um, thank you Naruto-sensei." She bowed until her forehead meet Naruto fist. Now hard or anything, a little playful bump.
"Hey, what did I say about bowing to people that complement you. Take the complement for what it is and just thank them." He smiled.
"Um, thank you." She didn't bow this time and moved in front of Negi's door.
"Naruto-sensei. May I ask you a question?" Yue looked up at the weird teacher in her opinion.
"Sure Yue you may." He looked at her. She was one of the smarter kids despite her grades, like Shikamaru, he wouldn't be surprised if she was related to him somehow.
"Why are you helping Nodoka win Negi-sensei's heart?"
"Because I want to. No other reason."
"Sensei..." She said dangerously. "...If you're playing with Nodoka's heart like some sick game I'm gonna..." She was stopped when Naruto put his hand up.
"If you must know. I see a lot of me in Negi. Determined, interjected, and very protective. And most of all clueless." He chuckled. "And I see a lot of my old love Hinata in Nodoka. When I first meet Hinata she was shy, just like Nodoka, always blushes, just like Nodoka, and she fell in love with me, just like Nodoka did with Negi." Naruto was saying this with some form of admiration. "She had a crush on me since we were little kids. But she was too scared of rejection to till me until she almost died. She waited until we were 15 before she said anything..." Naruto faces dropped. "We had only a year together. Before she died." Yue was saddened by the fact that she had brought out painful memories for her sensei. "I want to make sure that both Nodoka and Negi don't go thru what I did. Granted I don't want them to do anything that they shouldn't. Being a mature mind I know you know what I'm talking about." She nodded. Naruto felt two people in the air vents above them, so he needed to wrap this up. "Anyway don't tell anyone ok?"
She nodded again. "I'm sorry sensei. I was just..."
"Say no more. You were protecting a friend. And I respect that. Now, your friend will need help in about 3...2...1..."
A rope ladder came out of the air vents. And with it, Fuuka and Fumika. "Fuuka, Fumika?" Nodoka was shocked at this new predicament.
"Crap!" Fumika yelled out.
"Damn it, eliminate them Fumika." Fuuka told her twin.
The twins starting doing what twins do best. Talk at the same time. "Behold... the super duper twin double trouble ninja jutsu." They both did a back flip and landed a ways away them Yue and Nodoka. The twins had cute Lolita ninja outfits. Naruto put that down in his note pad.
"There he is!" Fumika yelled pointing at Naruto."
"Um... huh?"
"Naruto-sensei didn't you say you know that we're playing a kissing game?" Yue ask not turning away from the terra twins.
"Um... yes I did say that."
"Did you also know you're part of this game? A part of the first place prize should someone kiss you on the lips."
"!"
"And it looks like the twins are after you sensei, so there's no need for us to fight right Fuuka, Fumika?" Yue smirked at Naruto and the terra twins, AKA Fuuka and Fumika.
"Well, since our target is Naruto-sensei and yours isn't I guess your right Yue." Fumika stated.
"Get'em Fumika!" Fuuka pointed at Naruto again.
"We found him Kaede." Ku Fei and Kaede made their appearance.
"That we did. And it seems that our only optical is the cute little twins I train." Kaede had one of her eyes open.
"Forget about someone Kaede?"
"..."
Zazie and Chacha came from behind Naruto, the fire escape door that Yue used.
Naruto on the other hand was freaking out. He had 6 of his more...interesting... students wanting his lips as a prize. "Um... do I get a say in this?" Naruto said pointing at himself in a dumb manner.
"NO..." said all of the girls that wanted him.
"I thought as much..."'I'm going to skin Kamo alive if I live thru the night... forgetting to tell me about me being the game. I didn't even put on my best cloths for a chase. Oh well.'"Alright girls... but if you want to kiss me... you need to catch me." Naruto ran past Chacha and Zazie so fast they didn't even see him run.
(With Kazumi)
"It looks like half of our teams are after Naruto and the other half is after Negi. Let's see if Chachamaru and Zazie can pull an upset, or a will the twins steel the first kiss of the night. But let's not cut out Kaede and Ku Fei. This game is still on."
"I got a chill just now did you?" Kamo asked.
"No..."
"Must be my imagination. I hope Master Naruto is ok with this." Kamo began to cry anima tears. "I just want him to have a pactio. Is that so wrong?" He asked dramatically. Kazumi comforted him a bit. Saying that it wasn't.
"Let's get back to the action. Let's see, it looks like Negi got away before Nodoka could get a kiss in. But what about our other hottie teacher Naruto?" The video feed when to Naruto and his little battle to protect his lips.
(With Naruto)
Naruto was watching from a far as Ku Fei, Zazie and Chachamaru were fighting for his lips. The ultimate prize it seems. Kaede was play fighting with the terra twins. That was until she tied them up to help Ku Fei win the fight. Things escalated when Chacha decided to take off the kitty gloves. And busted out her rockets and small grade cannons. Naruto was shocked about the cannons. Ku Fei also toke off the kitty gloves when she fought at full tilt. Kaede brought out her kunai and shrunken. Naruto and the twins watch the fight play out. The wind blow and all were waiting for the moment to strike. The roof would not live pass tonight.
"I no lose..." Ku stated.
"I won't lose ether... I will get that prize." Kaede stated as well.
"I'll do what is needed of me." Chacha stood battle ready.
"..." Zazie's words... or lack there of... stated the same.
"Fight!" came the mortal combat voice.
And all 4 girls rushed each other. Chachamaru fought Kaede, while Zazie and Ku Fei fought each other.
With Ku and Zazie. Ku lunched a round house kick, and Zazie just blocked it with her arm. She did a kick back flip knocking Ku back, she then thru a card and it made a cut in Ku's cloths. Ku not being one to be deterred. Charged forward with a punch. Only for Zazie to use her should to flip over her and do a double kick to Ku's back. Ku countered when she tripped Zazie so she wouldn't land on her feet, she didn't.
"Got 'ya."
"..."
"Your right. Fought still on."
Ku charged again. With Kaede and Chacha when this was going on.
"Those aren't dangerous are they?" Kaede pointing to Chacha's cannons.
"No. For someone like you it would make you numb for a few seconds. Think of it as a stun gun." Chacha explained.
Kaede charged her, while Chacha fired her num cannon. Then Naruto had another idea. 'The pervy numb cannon. Thanks Chacha.' Moving on, Kaede dodge the cannon shots and got in close. Kaede and Chacha engaged in close combat, attacking and blocking. Kaede thru a few of her kunai, and Chacha just knocked them away. Chacha then did a devastating smashing kick. The one where you do a front flip and smash the ground. Kaede managed to dodge it in time and do a sweeping kick, Chacha jumped to dodge. Using the force of gravity and her rockets she did a devastating rocket punch. Had Kaede been any slower she would be out, but thanks to Naruto's training she was able for block.
Naruto was on the side lines watching 4 of his students fight to the bitter end. For a kiss. "Um... girls..." They all stopped for the moment to look at him. "Is a kiss from me really worth it?"
"Yes." They all said as one. Even Zazie.
"Oh, ok. Well, keep going then.
After a few more minutes. "This is getting us nowhere." Chacha brought out her rockets. About... 2 dozen.
"Um... Chacha, what are... wait! WAIT!"
BOOOOM
"It looks like things are heating up for Naruto-sensei's lips. Wait, what that?"
BOOOOOM
"Looks like this place will need a new wall. Chachamaru just up the stakes. She blow a new hole in the wall. Oh... It looks like Naruto left the girls to fight it out."
"Man, if I didn't put a genjutsu up before that new door hole was made we would have been in big trouble. Thank Kyuubi for genjutsu."
'Your welcome.'
"Quite you."
"Naruto-sensei what are you doing? What happened to you?" Nitta came out of nowhere.
"Um, I'm making sure no girls are out of their room, as for what happened to me... let's just say love hurts." Naruto looked at himself when Nita asked. He was covered in dirt. The kind you get when things blow up near you.
"!" Nitta looked behind him. "Kaede what are you doing out of your roo..."
He never got to finish his sentence when a cracking was heard. The kind that you hear when a presser point was just abused. Nitta fell to the floor out cold. As Zazie was standing behind him her hand still out stretched.
"Was that really necessary?" Naruto asked her.
"...yes..." Was her reply.
"Oh... okay if you say so." When he tried to leave, he saw Kaede at 1 end of the hall, Ku and Chacha at the others. He was surrounded. "Oh~~~ crap." Naruto saw Chacha bring out more rockets. Kaede charged up a jutsu he taught her, one of Zazie's cards had a small fire on it and had something explosive. And they all threw them at each other at the same time, only for Naruto to be caught in the middle.
BOOOOM
"It looks like Naruto's lips are all but captured. Was this!"
BOOOOM
"And it looks like this place just got a new sun roof. Curtsy of the 4 girls going after Naruto's prize. Let's hope we all have a place to stay when this is all over. Let's go and see how the war of Negi's lips is going. What's this 5 different Negi's asking 5 different girls for kisses? I have no idea what's going on but it's a heck of a show." Kazumi said keeping her cool. For about 5 seconds. Off the mike. "What the heck is going on! Why are there 5 Negi's!" She asked her partner in crime.
"Oh man! This is bad! Brother turned into 5 people!" Kamo was freaking out.
"I Know, their spirits right? Do something!"
(Back with the war for Naruto's kiss)
"So... um girls... is there any way we can sort thru this peacefully?"
"With a kiss." They all said at once.
"I thought as much... hey what's that?" Everyone looked up, and then back down to see that Naruto was gone.
"We fell for that?" Ku was dumb founded. So was Kaede. Zazie just moved on to find him. And Chacha did a scan. After a second or so they all left to find him. Leaving Nitta on the ground drooling.
Naruto was running for his lips sake. Not that he mind the fact that their fighting for his kiss, he wanted them to earn it. So why just gave it to them when he can just make them wait. Besides this was a game. As he was running he first come across Chacha. She used a barrier to freeze him. "Crap."
"I'm sorry I must resort to using these methods to kiss you Naruto-sensei but I must what must be done." She said as she leaned in. Bursting thru the ground was Ku as she destroyed the barrier and freed Naruto, and a small fight broke out between the two. The first thing Ku did was disable the rockets on Chacha's back. She quickly turned to Naruto, only to find him gone. Chacha brushed right past her to get him, and then Ku ran to find her prize once again. The next one to get Naruto was Kaede. She used a kunai with chain. It wrapped around him and she pulled him in.
"Well well I caught me a big one huh?" She gave him a playful smirk.
"Yep, it seems so. A perfect 10 in the records books. But I think she might disagree." Naruto pointed to Zazie who had a whip, made out of cards also around him. Then the tug-o-war began. With the ultimate stakes. Naruto was quite literally caught in the middle. Being pulled between the two lovely young girls. This was another good idea, too bad his hands were tied. This was ended when Chacha cut the two bindings. Grabbed him, and kissed him. Or that's what would have had happen had Ku not but her hand in between the two mouths. She pushed the two apart and jumped at Naruto.
"MINE!"
She yelled as she was going to clam Naruto's lips for her own. She was jumped by Kaede to stop her from winning. Naruto bolted as soon as he could. In hot pursuit was Zazie. Somehow she got in front of him in a blink of an eye. She did a jab at him and he blocked it. Only for his left arm to go limp. "Huh?" She jabbed at him again and again he blocked it. And then his right arm went limp. He tried to run only for her to hit his left leg. Naruto looked at all 3 limp limbs. When she went for the kill shot he head butted her arm.
"...ow..." She shuck her hand in pain.
"AH ha, ah no." He said amused that he didn't go limp for the jab to the head. He hopped away as fast as he could. When was fast for being disabled at the moment. He managed to get to the lobby. Where he saw 4 other Negi's. But he didn't feel them 'Fakes.' He thought. No that any of them cared. He saw that Ayaka was in her personal wet dream. And the rest of the group had no idea what was going on.
"Watch out, some of them might be fakes set up by Kazumi." Yue warned the group of girls trying to kiss him. She looked at Naruto who was limping. "What happened to you?"
"Let's just when it comes to girls... Negi's got it easy." Naruto had terror able flashbacks on how the girls fought over him to get a kiss. By... any... means... necessary.
The fake Negi's all ran in different directions. Yue did a spin kick on the one that tried to kiss her. And Boom it went bye bye.
"What's going on here! What's with all this smoke!" Nitta came back.
"Guys take cover, Nita's back." Yuuna tried to warn the rest of the girls.
"Give me some sugar!" 3 fakes Negi's jumped Nitta he damn near shit himself when they came out.
"I don't think he'll be rejoining us any time soon." Yue said as she say the look on Nitta's face.
Naruto head butted a fake and it exploded in his face. When the smoke cleared he was smiling. "Nothing like feeling your limps again." Naruto stretched out a bit. Makie and Ayaka kissed the other two Negi's and they went with a bang. "Yue, Nodoka. Negi wasn't one of those fakes. I don't think he's here in the hotel. So get out of here and go back to your rooms, before old man Nitta wakes up. And hurry, I'll cover this up as best I can."
"There he is." Yue said. Ignoring Naruto.
'No respect.'
"Um... Nodoka..."
"Negi-sensei..."
Utter silence.
Naruto could feel all the eyes of class 3-A on the scene that might unfold.
"Um, Nodoka, about this afternoon..."
Naruto saw that Nodoka was having a heart attack, he smiled. They did remind him of him and Hinata. Although somewhat reversed, and a water downed version of their love that they once hand. He fingered the rings in his pocket.
"As friends. Let's start out as friends." Negi finished his rant. All Naruto heard was bah bah bah teacher bah bah bah student. The kid was a stiff and a suit. Oh how he hates stiffs and suits. He'll need to change that.
"So, what do you say we go back to the rooms?" He asked.
"Ok..." Nodoka blushed so much that Hinata would have a rival.
Naruto was the blank look on Yue's face. And smirked. He got behind Negi. And when Yue... innocently... tripped Nodoka. Naruto... innocently... pushed Negi. End result. The Pactio kiss. 'Oh young love...hump." Naruto's thoughts were cut short when someone forced a kiss. And it was Kaede. And then it ended. "You could have at least let me enjoy it.
"I NO LOSE!"
Naruto turned around only to be kissed by Ku Fei as well, on the lips. And that one too ended fast.
Ku had the victory pose "2nd place." She said.
(With the master minds.)
"YEAH, WE GOT THAT SISTER NODOKA'S CARD! AND THAT NINJA GIRL KAEDE, AND THAT FIGHTER GIRL KU FEI!" Kamo was smiling with tears coming out of his eyes. "Master Naruto will surly reward me for my hard work. You too sister. Now let's get the hell out of here before someone comes."
"Right time to" She bumped into someone.
"I see so YOU'RE the master mind behind this Kazumi..." Nitta couldn't have been more pissed.
"ALL OF YOU SQUAT UNTIL MORNING! BOTH OF YOU TOO NARTUO-SENSEI, NEGI-SENSEI! I can't believe you'd play with your students like this." Nitta made them sit down. But Naruto being Naruto, wouldn't stand for it.
"Oh Nitta-sensei?" Naruto was in front of him in a second. Then flicked his fingerers in front of him. "Can't you forgive these girls'? Just this once." She said almost pleadingly.
"...Yeah...sure..." Nitta said somewhat dazed. "All of you go to your rooms and stay there! And don't come out for the rest of the night. Or I won't be easy on you next time. I'll trust Naruto-sensei to take you." Nitta was walking away. "And never speck of this again Nitta left.
Naruto turned to the girls who were getting up. "Ok girls, I have something I need to do, so I'm trusting you to go to your rooms ok? I can't get you off the hook a 2nd time." Naruto left.
"Wow, Naruto-sensei is so cool."
"Yes, finally... sleep."
All the girls' reactions differed.
(With Naruto)
He was jumped by the twins but he stopped them and told them the game was over. They pouted but he gave them a hug for trying. He sent them off to their room and he slowly walked to his own. He made 2 dozen shadow clones to... remodel... some areas. Naruto was dead tired. He was hunched over with slits for eyes and his mouth open a little. Like Kaede. He was walking slowly to his room. "Class 3-A is sure a handful... or 12." He said to himself. When he turned the corner he never saw Konoka walk out her room and then they both kissed. And of course... it was the pactio kiss. "Uh, sorry about that Konoka." He said hastily.
"Oh no Naruto I'm sorry..." The card appeared in front of them. "AHH! It's one of those cards! Oh thank you thank you thank you Naruto!" She hugged him while saying all that.
"Um... no problem?" He was unsure about this feeling in his gut right now.
"I'll always treasure it." She kissed him on the check and when back into her room.
"Well, that went well..." Unimaginable Killer intent. He looked behind him... only to see a very mad Asuna... and a VERY pissed off Setsuna. He turned his head back. "... Someone up there hates me."
"NAAAARRUUUTOOO/NAAAARRUUUTOOO-SEEENSEEEI!" They both said at once, ready to kill him.
"Wait, wait, it was an accident, an accident! WAIT WAIT!"
POOOOOOW! Notice the bold letters and that it's underlined.
Naruto was now on the floor outside Konoka's room. Setsuna had left him there.
"Yeah. Some up there hates me."
(In heaven)
DAMN IT WHY DOES HE GET ALL THE GIRLS!" Kiba yelled.
(Outside)
"Good. He now has more people that he cares for..."
"How is that good? If anything that'll give him an incentive to get stronger." The same young white haired boy from before asked his hooded friend.
"True... but that would have happened anyway... but this way... makes weaknesses."
"How so?"
"By having people far weaker than him as friends then he needs to protect them... and allows us to hurt him... thru them. The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. But the heart. If we kill either of them, he'll be enraged. And allows us to kill him in his blind rage. Or, he'll just break down. But I doubt that last one."
"It sounds like you've done this before?"
The hooded man laughed. A very evil laugh. "I have done this for 10,000 years. I have attacked the heart for that long. I've prepared for the time when he would return. And so I've done many things... Like when I killed his wife Hinata... and all of his children... 1 by 1 I killed them all... Even... any descendants... he had."
(END)
TFK :How was it? Short I know but I needed to get this in order.